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(The New York Times) Obvious Gays and lesbians who fought for the right to get married have found out that being married sucks   (nytimes.com) divider line 187
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kidsizedcoffin 2008-06-15 05:07:46 AM  
Two Halves van't make a whole hole.

 
kidsizedcoffin 2008-06-15 05:18:57 AM  
kidsizedcoffin: Two Halves van't make a whole hole.

GF got me drunk, so typos shall be excused until Monday.

 
whitehouse4whites 2008-06-15 06:02:51 AM  
Why don't we just legalize female gay marriage and tell the male queers to go to hell. Who's with me?

 
Your Village Idiot 2008-06-15 06:03:24 AM  
Well, good for you

/possible obscure

 
anwserman [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-06-15 06:04:15 AM  
whitehouse4whites: Why don't we just legalize female gay marriage and tell the male queers to go to hell. Who's with me?

Not me you racist homophobic bastard. Go fark yourself :)

 
whitehouse4whites 2008-06-15 06:08:47 AM  
anwserman: whitehouse4whites: Why don't we just legalize female gay marriage and tell the male queers to go to hell. Who's with me?

Not me you racist homophobic bastard. Go fark yourself :)


Let me introduce you to a new term. Homo Nauseous. There's a difference between being afraid of gays and just being disgusted by them. The male ones anyway.

 
hungryhungryhuns 2008-06-15 06:10:36 AM  
unbelievable greenlight, honestly. Worst I've seen.... ever? yeah... just about.

 
shivashakti [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 06:11:02 AM  
kidsizedcoffin

GF got me drunk, so typos shall be excused until Monday.


And what about the idiocy?

 
mikaloyd 2008-06-15 06:11:14 AM  
whitehouse4whites: Why don't we just legalize female gay marriage and tell the male queers to go to hell. Who's with me?

Not me. Have you ever seen gay lovers argue? The divorces will be spectacular. Like the 4th of July. You could sell tickets to the courthouse. You cant buy entertainment like that.

 
Heamer 2008-06-15 06:13:20 AM  
Thith ith not fabulouth.

 
Occam'sLadySchick [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 06:14:09 AM  
i saw the best judge david young with two gays where the defendant said "why gays want the right to marry, i do not know, i want to throw this guy off the boulder dam."

 
kidsizedcoffin 2008-06-15 06:14:12 AM  
shivashakti: kidsizedcoffin

GF got me drunk, so typos shall be excused until Monday.


And what about the idiocy?


That'll last until Tuesday, when they show the Family Guy episode I was quoting.

 
ozzie_stu 2008-06-15 06:14:28 AM  
yes - why shouldn't they experience the shiate that goes along with getting divorced too ?


graphics8.nytimes.com

 
punistation 2008-06-15 06:15:23 AM  
bradley.chattablogs.com

Seperate but equal.

I don't see the problem.

 
beer6 2008-06-15 06:16:16 AM  
whitehouse4whites: Why don't we just legalize female gay marriage and tell the male queers to go to hell. Who's with me?

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 
AnnoyingKidNextDoor 2008-06-15 06:19:37 AM  
We should just go back to the way it used to be. Only white males have rights.

/RON PAUL

 
Great Janitor 2008-06-15 06:20:30 AM  
That's why I don't get married. If I'm happy just living with my girlfriend, then why get married? But that's just my point of view. When it comes to gays and lesbians, let them get married if they want to, what is it really going to hurt? Banning gay marriage won't make gays and lesbians go away, we tried that, they just got louder. There is no reason why two men or two woman that have been together for 20 years can not get married, but I can marry any girl I want (as long as she consents and is of age and not married), reguardless of how long or how little I have known her. I say we even go a step or two further. Let's let men or women have multiple spouses of both genders, even a couple transgendered people if they wish. It's their relationship, not ours, so who really cares?

 
shivashakti [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 06:20:51 AM  
whitehouse4whites: Let me introduce you to a new term. Homo Nauseous. There's a difference between being afraid of gays and just being disgusted by them. The male ones anyway.

That you would have such a strong reaction to such a thing shows that you have severe issues.

 
firefly212 2008-06-15 06:21:59 AM  
all I want is equal protection under the law...

 
Deacon Blue 2008-06-15 06:23:38 AM  
Having lost my house through a particularly nasty divorce, I'm going to laugh so hard at these people when, after the orgy of reactionary, feel good marriages in the wake of legalization, they realize that they're stuck, legally stuck, with someone they don't love anymore and can't even stand to be around. But, once you've legally tied the know, you can't just walk out the door. Oh, no, there are lawyers and judges involved now, distribution of assets, people loosing the shirt off their backs and others making out like bandits. What I'm really hoping for is a Homo Divorce Court TV show. I'd tivo that.

 
kidsizedcoffin 2008-06-15 06:23:41 AM  
shivashakti: whitehouse4whites: Let me introduce you to a new term. Homo Nauseous. There's a difference between being afraid of gays and just being disgusted by them. The male ones anyway.

That you would have such a strong reaction to such a thing shows that you have severe issues.


Maybe I have a problem. Normally I don't have a problem with gay people hooking up, but something makes me want to throw up thinking about Rosie on Girl action, even if it is only slightly more revolting than Rosie on Boy action.

 
whitehouse4whites 2008-06-15 06:24:54 AM  
shivashakti: whitehouse4whites: Let me introduce you to a new term. Homo Nauseous. There's a difference between being afraid of gays and just being disgusted by them. The male ones anyway.

That you would have such a strong reaction to such a thing shows that you have severe issues.


Strong reaction? I think I have the same reaction any normal person would have when thinking about two dudes doing each other in the butt.

 
kidsizedcoffin 2008-06-15 06:26:21 AM  
whitehouse4whites: Strong reaction? I think I have the same reaction any normal person would have when thinking about two dudes doing each other in the butt.

You get a boner?

 
SomethingBetter76 2008-06-15 06:27:51 AM  
Gays getting married! Oh noes! The end is near!
www.anonib.com

 
AnnoyingKidNextDoor 2008-06-15 06:28:35 AM  
SomethingBetter76

I see what you did there.

 
ecmoRandomNumbers [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 06:29:52 AM  
kidsizedcoffin: whitehouse4whites: Strong reaction? I think I have the same reaction any normal person would have when thinking about two dudes doing each other in the butt.

You get a boner?


BINGO!

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

 
Occam's Chainsaw [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 06:29:58 AM  
whitehouse4whites: Strong reaction? I think I have the same reaction any normal person would have when thinking about two dudes doing each other in the butt.

An almost uncontrollable desire to kill the sodomites and then ritualistically cleanse yourself isn't the reaction normal people have. So no, not exactly the same.

 
kidsizedcoffin 2008-06-15 06:31:57 AM  
Occam's Chainsaw: whitehouse4whites: Strong reaction? I think I have the same reaction any normal person would have when thinking about two dudes doing each other in the butt.

An almost uncontrollable desire to kill the sodomites and then ritualistically cleanse yourself isn't the reaction normal people have. So no, not exactly the same.


Well, it is the normal reaction in the middle east, they do not have they gay problem over there.

 
Jacques Lestrap 2008-06-15 06:33:18 AM  
img390.imageshack.us

 
DrowningLessons 2008-06-15 06:33:44 AM  
Whitehouse4whites? Whitey? From Whiteyville? A username that's seven days old? Why are you people even bothering to respond to this guy? There has probably never been a more obvious troll.

It's one thing to take what people are saying at face value...in that regard I end up talking to trolls sometime myself...but this guy couldn't be more obvious, and more desperate for attention. Quit feeding, ladies and gents.

/in other news, I'm glad homosexuals can now marry and divorce just like straight people can.

 
whitehouse4whites 2008-06-15 06:34:09 AM  
Occam's Chainsaw: whitehouse4whites: Strong reaction? I think I have the same reaction any normal person would have when thinking about two dudes doing each other in the butt.

An almost uncontrollable desire to kill the sodomites and then ritualistically cleanse yourself isn't the reaction normal people have. So no, not exactly the same.


Nah. It's the same reaction you get when you're walking through your front yard and accidentally step in dog poop.

 
tgambitg [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 06:35:47 AM  
SomethingBetter76: Gays getting married! Oh noes! The end is near!

That picture triggered a remembrance of an old audio file that used to circukate the 'net (which I gather was your intent).

You, good sir, owe me a new LCD panel and keyboard for my laptop.

/ARMAGEDDON!

 
jonnypeh [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 06:35:54 AM  
Its all fine as long as both girls are cute.

 
anwserman [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-06-15 06:36:17 AM  
whitehouse4whites: shivashakti: whitehouse4whites: Let me introduce you to a new term. Homo Nauseous. There's a difference between being afraid of gays and just being disgusted by them. The male ones anyway.

That you would have such a strong reaction to such a thing shows that you have severe issues.

Strong reaction? I think I have the same reaction any normal person would have when thinking about two dudes doing each other in the butt.


Nah, you're just trying to legitimize your feelings by aligning yourself with the "normal" majority.

What I find amusing is how guys are like, "OMG TWO GUYS HAVING ANAL SEX THATS DISGUSTING!!!!" and then proceed to fark their girlfriend's butt.

So yah, if guy-on-guy action disturbs you, don't watch it. Don't think about it. Steer clear of it. It seems to work well in many situations. Kinda like carrots. If you don't like carrots, don't eat them. But don't try to prevent other people from eating them because that would be crossing the line.

 
whitehouse4whites 2008-06-15 06:36:23 AM  
DrowningLessons: Whitehouse4whites? Whitey? From Whiteyville? A username that's seven days old? Why are you people even bothering to respond to this guy? There has probably never been a more obvious troll.

It's one thing to take what people are saying at face value...in that regard I end up talking to trolls sometime myself...but this guy couldn't be more obvious, and more desperate for attention. Quit feeding, ladies and gents.

/in other news, I'm glad homosexuals can now marry and divorce just like straight people can.


Why am I troll? It's not like I'm stating an opinion that isn't shared by millions of people. You really think I'm a pro-gay person just going undercover or something? lol

 
crazywisdom_uk 2008-06-15 06:36:48 AM  
So they're finding out like the rest of us that after the ceremony you are stuck washing the dishes.

/welcome to the monkey house

 
tgambitg [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 06:37:27 AM  
tgambitg: circukate

I don't know what circukating is, but damn if I don't have fun doing it.

 
whitehouse4whites 2008-06-15 06:38:07 AM  
anwserman: whitehouse4whites: shivashakti: whitehouse4whites: Let me introduce you to a new term. Homo Nauseous. There's a difference between being afraid of gays and just being disgusted by them. The male ones anyway.

That you would have such a strong reaction to such a thing shows that you have severe issues.

Strong reaction? I think I have the same reaction any normal person would have when thinking about two dudes doing each other in the butt.

Nah, you're just trying to legitimize your feelings by aligning yourself with the "normal" majority.

What I find amusing is how guys are like, "OMG TWO GUYS HAVING ANAL SEX THATS DISGUSTING!!!!" and then proceed to fark their girlfriend's butt.

So yah, if guy-on-guy action disturbs you, don't watch it. Don't think about it. Steer clear of it. It seems to work well in many situations. Kinda like carrots. If you don't like carrots, don't eat them. But don't try to prevent other people from eating them because that would be crossing the line.


That's the point. I don't watch it or think about it. But if it's in the news all the time and on TV all the time then that becomes impossible.

 
Rib 2008-06-15 06:38:11 AM  
The reason marriage numbers are dropping is the first couple years it was legal, partners who had gotten together in the last 20 years tied the knot. After two years the marriages would only be between new couples. Pretty obvious really.

But hey, don't let logic get in the way of a headline, it is fark after all.

 
No Catchy Nickname 2008-06-15 06:39:07 AM  
Mr. Collins believes his partner is his ideal match because he "gets as excited about seeing me as I get about seeing him," because "sometimes he'll do my laundry and fold it the way I like it," and because "he makes my coffee really well - one Equal with just a tablespoon of fat-free half-and-half."

I think I caught the ghey from just reading that comment.

 
anwserman [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-06-15 06:40:21 AM  
DrowningLessons: Whitehouse4whites? Whitey? From Whiteyville? A username that's seven days old? Why are you people even bothering to respond to this guy? There has probably never been a more obvious troll.

It's one thing to take what people are saying at face value...in that regard I end up talking to trolls sometime myself...but this guy couldn't be more obvious, and more desperate for attention. Quit feeding, ladies and gents.

/in other news, I'm glad homosexuals can now marry and divorce just like straight people can.


I'm bored and am waiting for my replacement to come into work. That's why. Tho, reminds me of 50Cent.

Maybe whitehouse4whites will come in next and say he survived getting shot in the chest some 16 times or so.

 
anwserman [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-06-15 06:45:08 AM  
whitehouse4whites: anwserman: whitehouse4whites: shivashakti: whitehouse4whites: Let me introduce you to a new term. Homo Nauseous. There's a difference between being afraid of gays and just being disgusted by them. The male ones anyway.

That you would have such a strong reaction to such a thing shows that you have severe issues.

Strong reaction? I think I have the same reaction any normal person would have when thinking about two dudes doing each other in the butt.

Nah, you're just trying to legitimize your feelings by aligning yourself with the "normal" majority.

What I find amusing is how guys are like, "OMG TWO GUYS HAVING ANAL SEX THATS DISGUSTING!!!!" and then proceed to fark their girlfriend's butt.

So yah, if guy-on-guy action disturbs you, don't watch it. Don't think about it. Steer clear of it. It seems to work well in many situations. Kinda like carrots. If you don't like carrots, don't eat them. But don't try to prevent other people from eating them because that would be crossing the line.

That's the point. I don't watch it or think about it. But if it's in the news all the time and on TV all the time then that becomes impossible.


Turn off the TV or change the channel. Switch radio stations. There's a reason why I don't watch TV anymore; all it has become is celebrity-whore mongering.

But purposely going in a Fark thread and posting your comments just further involves yourself in a situation you don't like. If you aren't comfortable about it, then just STFU and stay clear of it. Or ask people to not talk about it.

A smart and sensible person would avoid partaking in conversations in topics they're not comfortable with. You, on the other hand, jumped right in.

Horray for hypocrits!

 
Occam's Chainsaw [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 06:50:20 AM  
whitehouse4whites: Nah. It's the same reaction you get when you're walking through your front yard and accidentally step in dog poop.

So every time you see the homos you beat my dog?

DrowningLessons: Whitehouse4whites? Whitey? From Whiteyville? A username that's seven days old? Why are you people even bothering to respond to this guy? There has probably never been a more obvious troll.

It's one thing to take what people are saying at face value...in that regard I end up talking to trolls sometime myself...but this guy couldn't be more obvious, and more desperate for attention. Quit feeding, ladies and gents.


Thank you, Captain Obvious, you've saved us all!

/Metatrolling is better than actual trolling.

 
whitehouse4whites 2008-06-15 07:00:26 AM  
anwserman: whitehouse4whites: anwserman: whitehouse4whites: shivashakti: whitehouse4whites: Let me introduce you to a new term. Homo Nauseous. There's a difference between being afraid of gays and just being disgusted by them. The male ones anyway.

That you would have such a strong reaction to such a thing shows that you have severe issues.

Strong reaction? I think I have the same reaction any normal person would have when thinking about two dudes doing each other in the butt.

Nah, you're just trying to legitimize your feelings by aligning yourself with the "normal" majority.

What I find amusing is how guys are like, "OMG TWO GUYS HAVING ANAL SEX THATS DISGUSTING!!!!" and then proceed to fark their girlfriend's butt.

So yah, if guy-on-guy action disturbs you, don't watch it. Don't think about it. Steer clear of it. It seems to work well in many situations. Kinda like carrots. If you don't like carrots, don't eat them. But don't try to prevent other people from eating them because that would be crossing the line.

That's the point. I don't watch it or think about it. But if it's in the news all the time and on TV all the time then that becomes impossible.

Turn off the TV or change the channel. Switch radio stations. There's a reason why I don't watch TV anymore; all it has become is celebrity-whore mongering.

But purposely going in a Fark thread and posting your comments just further involves yourself in a situation you don't like. If you aren't comfortable about it, then just STFU and stay clear of it. Or ask people to not talk about it.

A smart and sensible person would avoid partaking in conversations in topics they're not comfortable with. You, on the other hand, jumped right in.

Horray for hypocrits!



If you've changed the channel that means you've already been exposed to it. Like I said, it cannot be avoided now and that is the problem. And I will continue expressing my displeasure with male queers as long as the topic is thrown in my face.

 
mikaloyd 2008-06-15 07:14:37 AM  
whitehouse4whites: If you've changed the channel that means you've already been exposed to it. Like I said, it cannot be avoided now and that is the problem. And I will continue expressing my displeasure with male queers as long as the topic is thrown in my face.

img146.imageshack.us

 
whitehouse4whites 2008-06-15 07:22:32 AM  
^^ to the guy above, go find us some heat female lesbos instead

 
Third Day Mark 2008-06-15 07:26:54 AM  
whitehouse4whites: anwserman: whitehouse4whites: Why don't we just legalize female gay marriage and tell the male queers to go to hell. Who's with me?

Not me you racist homophobic bastard. Go fark yourself :)

Let me introduce you to a new term. Homo Nauseous. There's a difference between being afraid of gays and just being disgusted by them. The male ones anyway.


You're so trapped in the closet its hillarious.

Whats it like to live that far undercover?

 
moof 2008-06-15 07:30:19 AM  
whitehouse4whites: That's the point. I don't watch it or think about it. But if it's in the news all the time and on TV all the time then that becomes impossible.

Erm. Madonna is on TV all the time. Yet, strangely, I don't think about her all that much. Maybe it's because I'm not secretly in love with Madonna.

Same thing with gays.

 
beer6 2008-06-15 07:31:39 AM  
whitehouse4whites: anwserman: whitehouse4whites: anwserman: whitehouse4whites: shivashakti: whitehouse4whites: Let me introduce you to a new term. Homo Nauseous. There's a difference between being afraid of gays and just being disgusted by them. The male ones anyway.

That you would have such a strong reaction to such a thing shows that you have severe issues.

Strong reaction? I think I have the same reaction any normal person would have when thinking about two dudes doing each other in the butt.

Nah, you're just trying to legitimize your feelings by aligning yourself with the "normal" majority.

What I find amusing is how guys are like, "OMG TWO GUYS HAVING ANAL SEX THATS DISGUSTING!!!!" and then proceed to fark their girlfriend's butt.

So yah, if guy-on-guy action disturbs you, don't watch it. Don't think about it. Steer clear of it. It seems to work well in many situations. Kinda like carrots. If you don't like carrots, don't eat them. But don't try to prevent other people from eating them because that would be crossing the line.

That's the point. I don't watch it or think about it. But if it's in the news all the time and on TV all the time then that becomes impossible.

Turn off the TV or change the channel. Switch radio stations. There's a reason why I don't watch TV anymore; all it has become is celebrity-whore mongering.

But purposely going in a Fark thread and posting your comments just further involves yourself in a situation you don't like. If you aren't comfortable about it, then just STFU and stay clear of it. Or ask people to not talk about it.

A smart and sensible person would avoid partaking in conversations in topics they're not comfortable with. You, on the other hand, jumped right in.

Horray for hypocrits!


If you've changed the channel that means you've already been exposed to it. Like I said, it cannot be avoided now and that is the problem. And I will continue expressing my displeasure with male queers as long as the topic is thrown in my face.


///I like where this thread is going...this is going to be great!

 
whitehouse4whites 2008-06-15 07:33:55 AM  
Third Day Mark: whitehouse4whites: anwserman: whitehouse4whites: Why don't we just legalize female gay marriage and tell the male queers to go to hell. Who's with me?

Not me you racist homophobic bastard. Go fark yourself :)
moof: whitehouse4whites: That's the point. I don't watch it or think about it. But if it's in the news all the time and on TV all the time then that becomes impossible.

Erm. Madonna is on TV all the time. Yet, strangely, I don't think about her all that much. Maybe it's because I'm not secretly in love with Madonna.

Same thing with gays.

If you're not disgusted by Madonna or gays then more power to you.

 
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