I was hoping to see streaky eyeliner. Anyone else find that a turn-on?

Goopotato: I was hoping to see streaky eyeliner. Anyone else find that a turn-on?

I kind of get what you're saying. Last time I was at a strip club I got a lap dance from a sweet blonde girl, no older than 20. She was quietly sobbing the whole time.

HOT.

She's pregnant. That explains the water works at inappropriate times. Way to go (Husbands Name)

Archie Godwin: this is the music tab.

That's needlessly harsh.

Don't care. Would hit it.

Goopotato: I was hoping to see streaky eyeliner. Anyone else find that a turn-on?

Good god yes.



Way harder to get a good GIS of than I thought it would be.

I Like Bread: Goopotato: I was hoping to see streaky eyeliner. Anyone else find that a turn-on?

I kind of get what you're saying. Last time I was at a strip club I got a lap dance from a sweet blonde girl, no older than 20. She was quietly sobbing the whole time.

HOT.

Yeah, that reminds me of a joke. How do you make a 5 year old girl cry twice?

I move to strike that goddamn word "Emo" from the English language. there are other adjectives that are more appropriate to describe...whatever,

I HATE THAT farkING WORD!

/And also I'm drunk

T-Luv: How do you make a 5 year old girl cry twice?

Had to google that one and yup, it's nasty.

I Like Bread: I kind of get what you're saying. Last time I was at a strip club I got a lap dance from a sweet blonde girl, no older than 20. She was quietly sobbing the whole time.

HOT.

"Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'"

~Bloodhound Gang

FTFA: And there were nearly tears again when the shouty young lady refused to go to the SanDisk after party at the new Gaucho grill unless her favourite brand of vodka was stocked there.

WAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

I Like Bread: I kind of get what you're saying. Last time I was at a strip club I got a lap dance from a sweet blonde girl, no older than 20. She was quietly sobbing the whole time.

HOT.

thats got to be the greatest thing ive ever read.

Reading that had to be the biggest waste of time in my life. And I'm on fark a lot so that's really saying something.

A little girl cries and its news?

well. indeed nnot news its...

Yes it's hot when their eyeliner runs.

Sounds like she's overemotional and moody. Perhaps she IS pregnant as Being Famous Sucks suggested. If she is, THIS would be the father.



/cute couple
//cute like mogwais with a full stomach after midnight.

"Emo" fits her better than the faux "punk" image she tries to put forth.

Goopotato: I was hoping to see streaky eyeliner. Anyone else find that a turn-on?

very much so.

I would fark Avril Lavigne so hard that whoever could pull me out of her would be the new King of England.

/ not mine, but shamelessly borrowed

I would fark her so hard that if you pulled me out, not only would you be the new King of England, but the vacuum would leave us with an inside out Avril.

/and yes, mark me down as thinking streaky eye liner is hot as well.

Saborlas: "Emo" fits her better than the faux "punk" image she tries to put forth.

If you knew what "Emo" was, you wouldn't think so.