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(Newsday) Interesting Man spells "botir..", um... "boatary"...uh..."pancakes" to win senior age spelling bee   (newsday.com) divider line 16
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Tavillion [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 05:00:56 AM  
Unfortunately, he forgot about it moments later and demanded that everyone in the audience get off his lawn.

Right? Or was that a different movie?

/I have no farking clue what I'm talking about right now, so here's a submission with a pancake on it's head?
//Good freaking lord I have GOT to get more sleep

 
Reincarnate 2008-06-15 05:03:01 AM  
I got your botryoidal right here!!!

 
Trick E. Dick 2008-06-15 05:04:02 AM  
A geriatric spelling bee. What will they think of next?

/brings a whole new meaning to a "Sudden Death" round
//was gonna do a diaper joke... but I'm too classy.

 
Usernameaboutnothing 2008-06-15 05:46:38 AM  
Man wins senior age spelling bee because he was the only one who actually spelled the word instead of talking about cats, onion belts, or their grandchildren.

 
shidekigonomo [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 05:48:56 AM  
Actually vocabulary is one of those counterintuitive mental progressions; your memory actually gets better as you age.

 
Usernameaboutnothing 2008-06-15 05:50:41 AM  
shidekigonomo: Actually vocabulary is one of those counterintuitive mental progressions; your memory actually gets better as you age.

We were well on our way to 500 "hilarious" old people jokes and you had to ruin it.


Ruiner.

 
Bfett20 2008-06-15 05:50:56 AM  
Since when is 56 "senior age"??

 
shidekigonomo [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 05:56:18 AM  
Usernameaboutnothing:Ruiner.

My bad. What I probably meant to say was: "The grand prize was his medication for the day... everyone else in the competition died"

 
tehotherbilly 2008-06-15 06:04:44 AM  
Oh yeah, well McCain spells relief R-O-L-A-I-D-F

 
mikaloyd 2008-06-15 06:15:53 AM  
tehotherbilly: Oh yeah, well McCain spells relief R-O-L-A-I-D-F

How does Obama spell it? R-E-P-A-R-A-T-I-O-N-s ?

 
tehotherbilly 2008-06-15 07:26:04 AM  
mikaloyd

I can't tell if you got my joke or not?
The small "s" suggests you did get it, so I'll just be moving along now :)

 
Nichol Dance 2008-06-15 07:57:37 AM  
Can anyone give me a Readers Digest explanation of the old guy/McCain/pancake joke? Looked around and I just don't see where it came from.

 
YixilTesiphon 2008-06-15 09:10:50 AM  
Nichol Dance: Can anyone give me a Readers Digest explanation of the old guy/McCain/pancake joke? Looked around and I just don't see where it came from.

1. McCain is old.
2. Old people love pancakes.
3. Pancakes are served aboard the Straight Talk Express.

 
Nichol Dance 2008-06-15 09:22:30 AM  
YixilTesiphon: Nichol Dance: Can anyone give me a Readers Digest explanation of the old guy/McCain/pancake joke? Looked around and I just don't see where it came from.

1. McCain is old.
2. Old people love pancakes.
3. Pancakes are served aboard the Straight Talk Express.

Thanks.

 
PFC Obvious 2008-06-15 01:30:38 PM  
Are we still without a cure for pancakes?

 
dwinn 2008-06-16 03:26:17 AM  
How many A's in "Maaaaaatlock!"?

 
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