Why, it's not like the mechanics are going to report it.

I hid pot in the back seat of the police car once. Worked for me.

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.

It seems like this would be one of the last places an officer would check.
Then again, the dash cam is one minor detail that can easily be over-looked

If you're going to hide drugs from the police, "under the hood of the patrol car" is a bad choice

And why was the cop hiding drugs from his co-defendants?

/Didn't read the article.....

Since they found the drugs in the patrol car, that means it must be impounded and the driver charged. Another bad cop off the streets.

"Honest Chief, it's not mine...the perp put it there...c'mon man"

That made me liquid-on-screen LOL. This man is obviously a criminal mastermind.

Police: Good evening, sir.

Chad: Oh ffuu-- I mean, good evening, officer.

Police: What are you doing out here tonight?

Chad: Nothing. I mean, not nothing, of course. I live here. Work here. My girlfriend lives here.

Police: At this Dollar store?

Chad: Yes. No. Uh-hhhh.

Police: I'm only asking because we've had a report of some drug dealers in the vicinity, and the store owner asked us to watch out for any suspicious activity.

Chad: Say! That's a nice cruiser you've got there! What king of engine you got in that baby?

Police: It's a-- would you take your hand out of your pocket please, sir?

Chad: Sure! This hand?

Police: No. Both hands, sir.

Chad: Good solid construction in this hood here. Umf! Erg!

Police: What are you doing?

Chad: Yessir! This is one high-quality hood! Well, I guess I'll be moseying along now...

Police: Hold it.

Chad: Is there a problem, officer?

Police: I think you forgot something.


Curtain

To be fair, it'd be the last place I'd look.

Solty Dog: Since they found the drugs in the patrol car, that means it must be impounded and the driver charged. Another bad cop off the streets.

This. They found drugs in the car. Clearly they're distributors. The DEA needs to sieze the vehicle, the officer's residence, and the station house.

That sounded really weird. So this guy just randomly came up to the cruiser to try and deposit some H there? It was planted on him.

Regnad Kcin: Not bad. Throw in a hooker and you've got yourself a hit.

Except if they don't have to share, of course.

Regnad Kcin
......But you left out a couple of the most vital lines there.


Chad: Sure! This hand?

Police: No. Both hands, sir.


Chad: Oh Gawd, oh NO!!!....look out behind you, AVALANCHE!!!!!

Police: .......an Avalanche.....behind me......

Chad: .......Oh Lordy yes, you better look out....

Police:.....in the middle of a 90+ degree heat-wave???

Chad: Uuuhhhh yeah, and Wow incredible! Hey ya better look, its INSANE, its just melting right away into nothing too, as we speak.
Yup, just Poooof....evaporating.
*The master of misdirection, his target distracted, gets to work*


Chad: Good solid construction in this hood here. Umf! Erg!

Police: What are you doing?

Only the dumbest of mice will hide in a cat's ear. Only the wisest of cat will search there first.

=)

T-LuvI hid pot in the back seat of the police car once. Worked for me.

I did the same thing when I was a teenager and busted for underage drinking...they found it, but they had already finished their paperwork and couldn't be bothered to re-do it. Although they never did have us empty our pockets so I could have just kept it.

Not like police never planted evidence.