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(Newsday) Dumbass Cardiologist hides camera in office bathroom to spy on patients and staff, is promptly found out when staff sees a bill from thespystore.com come to the office. Well, it's not like he's a brain surgeon or anything   (newsday.com) divider line 59
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shackelford 2008-06-14 10:57:52 PM  
Wonder if he had a drug problem? I just heard about that sort of thing on NPR yesterday.

 
h to the 'ojo 2008-06-14 10:58:12 PM  
I'm a brain surgeon (neurologist) so I smell toast

Burnt toast!

 
tender 2008-06-14 10:58:32 PM  
What an idiot.

 
cemsity 2008-06-14 10:58:42 PM  
If you want to do it right buy that shiat at home then bring it in to the office.

/+1 subby

 
Nescio quid dicas [TotalFark] 2008-06-14 11:01:53 PM  
The culprit
www.thespystore.com

 
EsteeFlwrPot 2008-06-14 11:02:11 PM  
Why would you want to watch people taking a dump and change tampons and shaiat? That shiats nasty.

 
I Said [TotalFark] 2008-06-14 11:02:17 PM  
lol

Reminds me of austin powers getting his stuff after they regenerate him

" . . and here's your book 'Penis Pumps are Definitely My Bag' by Austin Powers"

 
Being Famous Sucks [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-06-14 11:03:01 PM  
Why wouldn't he buy it on his own credit card instead of his business' bill? Stupid move. Obviously he cheated his way through med school...

 
simpsonfan 2008-06-14 11:04:18 PM  
Staff should have taken it, offer to sell it back to him for several thousand bucks. Or the cops get it.

"That's blackmail!"
"Oh, let's not call it that."
"That's what it is."
"I know, but let's not call it that." (I Love Lucy)

 
KrackityJones 2008-06-14 11:04:41 PM  
He's got alot of heart?

 
Joker you diabolical... 2008-06-14 11:05:31 PM  
h to the 'ojo: I'm a brain surgeon (neurologist) so I smell toast

Burnt toast!


content9.flixster.com

Might not be what you think, Doc.

 
KrackityJones 2008-06-14 11:05:47 PM  
Or maybe someone kept stealing his toilet paper and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

 
skinink 2008-06-14 11:06:02 PM  

 
overlord 2008-06-14 11:06:15 PM  
Being Famous Sucks: Why wouldn't he buy it on his own credit card instead of his business' bill? Stupid move.

If he was really smart he would have put it on somebody's bill as endoscopy.

 
Being Famous Sucks [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-06-14 11:07:56 PM  
If he was really smart he would have put it on somebody's bill as endoscopy.

Indeed, a true rear ending.

 
Thelyphthoric 2008-06-14 11:08:14 PM  
maybe he was tired of angina patients and wanted to see some vangina?

 
DrForrester 2008-06-14 11:09:43 PM  
content.answers.com

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-06-14 11:09:49 PM  
Good thing he wasn't a rocket scientist, or the jokes would have been really ugly.

 
h to the 'ojo 2008-06-14 11:10:06 PM  
Yes, you were all correct. I was pretending to be Dr. Wilder Penfield the father of modern neurology

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-06-14 11:10:11 PM  
cemsity: If you want to do it right buy that shiat at home then bring it in to the office.

/+1 subby


better yet, pay cash.

 
Joker you diabolical... 2008-06-14 11:13:03 PM  
users.adelphia.net

I knew it!

 
illustri 2008-06-14 11:13:26 PM  
h to the 'ojo: I'm a brain surgeon (neurologist) so I smell toast

Burnt toast!


neurologist call themselves brain surgeons?
what do they call neurosurgeons

 
h to the 'ojo 2008-06-14 11:15:58 PM  
illustri: h to the 'ojo: I'm a brain surgeon (neurologist) so I smell toast

Burnt toast!

neurologist call themselves brain surgeons?
what do they call neurosurgeons


Dude did both. Respect Penfield

 
Ikahoshi 2008-06-14 11:25:04 PM  
KrackityJones: Or maybe someone kept stealing his toilet paper and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

Still he didn't need to be such an ass about it.

/ba-dum-tish

 
Abner Doon 2008-06-14 11:28:59 PM  
EsteeFlwrPot: Why would you want to watch people taking a dump and change tampons and shaiat? That shiats nasty.

There's websites devoted to both of those, I'm quite sure. Everything is someone's fetish.

 
LOGICAL_PSYCHO 2008-06-14 11:34:34 PM  
Meh.. he should have moved to Texas

" Court records show the 14-year-old victim found a tape of herself standing naked in the shower. She confronted her stepfather and turned the tape over to police who confirmed her story.
Manor Police are not speculating on charges, but the police chief says the video tape given by the victim does violate Texas law when it comes to improper photography or visual recording."


Link (new window)

 
Thatguy 2008-06-14 11:39:53 PM  
h to the 'ojo: I'm a brain surgeon (neurologist) so I smell toast

Burnt toast!


I'm a quasi brain surgeon (neurosurgery Physician Assistant) so I'm busy getting a kick out of my patients when I poke their brains in just...the...right...spot...

 
colden46 2008-06-14 11:43:21 PM  
LOGICAL_PSYCHO: She confronted her stepfather and turned the tape over to police who confirmed her story.
Manor Police are not speculating on charges


They're probably going to have to watch the tape a few more times before they can decide on what to charge him with.

 
Joker you diabolical... 2008-06-14 11:45:16 PM  
The mind is a labyrinth...

 
Jsc810 2008-06-14 11:47:19 PM  
A brain surgeon will operate on me on Monday, so I'm getting a big kick out of these replies.


/wish I was kidding

 
LOGICAL_PSYCHO 2008-06-14 11:47:53 PM  
Sorry ..... almost forgot


Giggity Giggity
phi.lv

/dirty hotlinker

 
Scruffinator 2008-06-14 11:49:23 PM  
Jsc810: A brain surgeon will operate on me on Monday, so I'm getting a big kick out of these replies.


/wish I was kidding


If that's the case, some weirdo viewing your jiblets is the least of your concern = )

/get well soon ^^

 
h to the 'ojo 2008-06-14 11:51:29 PM  
Thatguy:
I'm a quasi brain surgeon (neurosurgery Physician Assistant) so I'm busy getting a kick out of my patients when I poke their brains in just...the...right...spot...


Really? Can you do that?

 
Thatguy 2008-06-14 11:52:13 PM  
Jsc810: A brain surgeon will operate on me on Monday, so I'm getting a big kick out of these replies.

/wish I was kidding


good luck...

 
Solty Dog 2008-06-14 11:53:06 PM  
In my experience, from working in a hospital's I.T. department, doctor's have the weirdest fetishes. I theorize it has something to do with the white coats.

 
Jsc810 2008-06-15 12:01:39 AM  
Thanks for the get well wishes. My surgeon is a neurosurgeon, but it is just my back that will get operated on, not my head, L4-S1 laminectomy +fusion, whoooo hoooooo.

 
DrinkDifferent 2008-06-15 12:11:16 AM  
Wow, this happened in my hometown.

I've seen that sentence about a hundred times on here, but now I finally get to say it. Manhasset is actually a pretty affluent, quiet town... Normally.

 
EsteeFlwrPot 2008-06-15 12:12:59 AM  
Abner Doon: There's websites devoted to both of those, I'm quite sure. Everything is someone's fetish.

Well who would want to beat it to someone changing a bloody pad or wiping after a giant dump? That's gross. I would understand a dressing room but bathrooms? yuck.

I guess I dont understand crazy fetishes like this or furries. Some things I will never ever understand but at least most of them have the other persons consent. This is just invasion of privacy.

 
Nodding Donkey 2008-06-15 12:15:40 AM  
skinink: How to locate a hidden camera, DIY version.

Goddammit, I thought I was safe just checking vents for LED lights.

Public restrooms are just more trouble than they're worth

 
danceswithcrows [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 12:16:54 AM  
Joker you diabolical...: The mind is a labyrinth...

If my mind includes David Bowie and a bunch of Muppets, I'd rather not investigate it too closely, TYVM.

 
KrackityJones 2008-06-15 12:20:07 AM  
Ikahoshi: KrackityJones: Or maybe someone kept stealing his toilet paper and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

Still he didn't need to be such an ass about it.

/ba-dum-tish


//ba-dum toosh?

 
Goopotato 2008-06-15 12:23:59 AM  
Cardiologist... heart doctor... aren't most heart patients old? Like, disgustingly old?

But, like it's been said, there's a fetish for everything...

 
territ [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 12:27:12 AM  
danceswithcrows: Joker you diabolical...: The mind is a labyrinth...

If my mind includes David Bowie and a bunch of Muppets, I'd rather not investigate it too closely, TYVM.


I'm the exact opposite. If Bowie (and those pants!) and Muppets were involved, I'd want to investigate it thoroughly.!

 
derek20cali 2008-06-15 12:27:26 AM  
EsteeFlwrPot: You make it sound so sexy!

 
LukeA 2008-06-15 12:35:24 AM  
Well it's not like he could send the bill to his house.

 
EsteeFlwrPot 2008-06-15 12:37:28 AM  
derek20cali: EsteeFlwrPot: You make it sound so sexy!

I try, I try.

 
The Dark Lord 2008-06-15 01:06:10 AM  
FTA: Dr. Vincent Pacienza, 54, of 404 Links Dr.

404 links? You gotta be kidding.

 
heinousjay 2008-06-15 02:12:22 AM  
www.strk3.com

 
SomeoneDumb 2008-06-15 02:33:45 AM  
The Dark Lord: FTA: Dr. Vincent Pacienza, 54, of 404 Links Dr.

404 links? You gotta be kidding.


Great catch. I want that address!

 
Improper Usage 2008-06-15 03:19:04 AM  
In Portugal, I was a cardiologist.

 
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