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(Kansas.com) Dumbass Two teenagers arguing over the nickname "C-Thug" get their asses handed to them by a 44 year-old woman with a butcher knife, earning themselves the nickname "B-Slapped."   (kansas.com) divider line 128
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James_27 2008-06-14 08:56:48 PM  
That's a Stabbin

/ i got nothing

 
PacManDreaming [TotalFark] 2008-06-14 09:29:27 PM  
Damn, people are stupid.

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-06-14 09:54:33 PM  
nice headline subby.

 
Dr.Knockboots [TotalFark] 2008-06-14 10:50:15 PM  
I'm thinking that the community would've been better off had both of these retards been killed during this altercation.

 
James William Bottomtooth 2008-06-14 11:58:02 PM  

 
h to the 'ojo 2008-06-15 12:12:34 AM  
The woman, who was a resident of the house, intervened and stabbed the 19-year-old in the back, Moore said.

*Golf clap*

 
Joker you diabolical... 2008-06-15 12:12:42 AM  
I'm the real, one and only, C-Thug.

/going to get drunk

 
onomatopoeon 2008-06-15 12:14:23 AM  
I guess she can have the name, then. Winnar!

 
Goldeneye007 2008-06-15 12:14:46 AM  
I am truly the 3rd strong mole!


/obscure?

 
GrizzlyAdamsRox 2008-06-15 12:16:41 AM  
If this keeps up, D-Thug will get upgraded to A-Thug in no time.

 
Torrent of Rubbish 2008-06-15 12:17:50 AM  
The Wichita underground rap scene just got a bit more hardcore.

 
jjorsett 2008-06-15 12:18:02 AM  
earning themselves the nickname "B-Slapped.

More like M-Stabbed.

 
Whatthefark 2008-06-15 12:19:25 AM  
She must be related to grandma.

 
we_hates [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 12:20:25 AM  
People are acting like she's far more heroic than the article indicates. It sounds like she was taking sides, making her no better than either C-Thug contender.

 
illustri 2008-06-15 12:20:29 AM  
whats wrong with their given names?

 
cheap_thoughts 2008-06-15 12:20:41 AM  
Sometimes I miss Wichita.

 
RandyJohnson 2008-06-15 12:20:55 AM  
I would have went with T-Bone!

/or CoCo

 
amanogowa 2008-06-15 12:21:25 AM  
jjorsett: earning themselves the nickname "B-Slapped.

More like M-Stabbed.


or um... D-umbass.

 
GreenPeaness 2008-06-15 12:22:48 AM  
i124.photobucket.com

/Word.

 
amanogowa 2008-06-15 12:24:13 AM  
we_hates: People are acting like she's far more heroic than the article indicates. It sounds like she was taking sides, making her no better than either C-Thug contender.

Anyone that solves just about any argument by stabbing is no hero.

Hard to think of a realistic case where stabbing makes a hero.

/Non-military.
//Of course, two morons arguing over the nickname "C-Thug" would not be considered realistic before today.

 
illustri 2008-06-15 12:24:33 AM  
there can be only one

c-thug

inspireaction.mindandmedia.com

 
Torrent of Rubbish 2008-06-15 12:26:33 AM  
cheap_thoughts: Sometimes I miss Wichita.

You took the words right out of my mouth.

 
Driver [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-06-15 12:26:48 AM  
Stabbed in the back?

Sounds like something from The O'Jays.

 
The DBS 2008-06-15 12:27:44 AM  
GreenPeaness: Is that a photoshop or is it just wonderfully C-rappy?

 
zinny 2008-06-15 12:30:00 AM  
Driver 2008-06-15 12:26:48 AM
Stabbed in the back?

Sounds like something from The O'Jays.
Now THAT'S funny!

 
SgtArkie 2008-06-15 12:31:54 AM  
were they attractive successful african-americans?

 
amanogowa 2008-06-15 12:33:05 AM  
SgtArkie: were they attractive successful african-americans?

or wiggers?

 
Big_Doofus 2008-06-15 12:34:32 AM  
I wouldn't be a bit surprised if we found out that the woman who did the stabbing was grandmother to the one who didn't get stabbed.

Losers.

 
amanogowa 2008-06-15 12:37:20 AM  
Big_Doofus: I wouldn't be a bit surprised if we found out that the woman who did the stabbing was grandmother to the one who didn't get stabbed.

Losers.


With people this classy, I would not be surprised if she stabbed her own grandson.

/or son.
//Darwin wishes their mothers stabbed both of them.

 
TheJoe03 [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 12:39:00 AM  
My hip-hop/emcee name is Buddha Blaze, I doubt anyone has that, and no one has ever attempted to stab me cause of it. I guess San Jo ain't as hardcore as Wichita.

 
amanogowa 2008-06-15 12:40:05 AM  
TheJoe03: My hip-hop/emcee name is Buddha Blaze,

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Seriously though, so sorry to hear that.

 
GreenPeaness 2008-06-15 12:40:41 AM  
The DBS: GreenPeaness: Is that a photoshop or is it just wonderfully C-rappy?

GIS - the first hit is way better but huge and im too lazy to crop and re-host

 
barefoot in the head [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 12:41:12 AM  
Time for this "dig me" crap to become X Tinct.

 
taytaytay 2008-06-15 12:42:35 AM  
As K-Fed sounds like a dog food brand to me, C-Thug sound like a drain cleaner...

Just saying...

 
Ihaveanevilparrot 2008-06-15 12:48:33 AM  
Should I have laughed really hard over someone being stabbed? Probably not.

 
Felgraf 2008-06-15 12:53:02 AM  
Goldeneye007: I am truly the 3rd strong mole!


/obscure?


Goddamn I hated how those bastards could use PSI Flash.

(Unless I'm remembering wrong.)


And yes, I think *that* one actually counts as obscure. Sadly, not enough people seem to be familliar with that game.

Which is sad. I mean, how many other games do you get to play as a 12-year old psychic, entrusted by a time-traveling bee with a musical rock that will allow him to defeat an ancient and nameless evil?

/God that game was awesome.
//Mother 3 fan translation is almost done! Yay.

 
TheJoe03 [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 12:53:26 AM  
amanogowa: TheJoe03: My hip-hop/emcee name is Buddha Blaze,

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Seriously though, so sorry to hear that.


Hey man I thought it was a pretty cool name when I thought of it last night smoking a blunt. Maybe I should change it to Buddha Monk, that sounds cooler in my opinion.

/actually writes poetry
//Buddha Blaze isn't really a name I have, just something I thought sounded cool at the time

 
medius [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 12:55:47 AM  
I guess I now have to post something about painted rats in this thread to keep the Fark in balance.

/C-Fail

 
amanogowa 2008-06-15 12:57:13 AM  
TheJoe03: amanogowa: TheJoe03: My hip-hop/emcee name is Buddha Blaze,

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Seriously though, so sorry to hear that.

Hey man I thought it was a pretty cool name when I thought of it last night smoking a blunt. Maybe I should change it to Buddha Monk, that sounds cooler in my opinion.

/actually writes poetry
//Buddha Blaze isn't really a name I have, just something I thought sounded cool at the time


It's not that it is a terrible name.. it's that it is a *hip-hop/emcee* name. No matter the name, I would laugh and feel bad for you at the same time.

/MC Frontalot is the only good rapper/hip-hop/proclaimed mc that is any good... and he only has one really good song.

 
TheJoe03 [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 12:58:29 AM  
Wait, someone already has the name Buddha Monk. hmmmmm, maybe I'll just go by Monk or just Buddha. The possibilities are endless.

 
dugrik 2008-06-15 12:59:12 AM  
Back in the day, the rule was that you couldn't give yourself a nickname, it had to be bestowed on you by others. Obviously this woman is just enforcing the old school rules.

 
amanogowa 2008-06-15 12:59:38 AM  
TheJoe03: Wait, someone already has the name Buddha Monk. hmmmmm, maybe I'll just go by Monk or just Buddha. The possibilities are endless.

Pretty sure they are both taken.

/I swear I heard of a guy named Buddha before...

 
TheJoe03 [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 01:02:07 AM  
amanogowa: TheJoe03: amanogowa: TheJoe03: My hip-hop/emcee name is Buddha Blaze,

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Seriously though, so sorry to hear that.

Hey man I thought it was a pretty cool name when I thought of it last night smoking a blunt. Maybe I should change it to Buddha Monk, that sounds cooler in my opinion.

/actually writes poetry
//Buddha Blaze isn't really a name I have, just something I thought sounded cool at the time

It's not that it is a terrible name.. it's that it is a *hip-hop/emcee* name. No matter the name, I would laugh and feel bad for you at the same time.

/MC Frontalot is the only good rapper/hip-hop/proclaimed mc that is any good... and he only has one really good song.


oh so you are just a hip-hop hater. Well that's cool, I personally love the genre, and make my own music. If you look hard enough you'd figure out that MC Frontalot actually sucks, and there are many better MC's than that. Look up Mos Def, Common, Wu, Aesop Rock, Atmosphere, or some Jedi Mind Tricks, it might change your mind about it. It's always good to keep an open mind about things, and personally if you show me a good country artist, I will respect them. That's the difference between you and me.

Listen to this and tell me every MC is a joke...Link

 
EsteeFlwrPot 2008-06-15 01:03:14 AM  
I dont like thugs.

 
TheJoe03 [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 01:03:17 AM  
dugrik: Back in the day, the rule was that you couldn't give yourself a nickname, it had to be bestowed on you by others. Obviously this woman is just enforcing the old school rules.

My only nickname that someone gave me is Ganjo (like ganja, get it?), but I wouldn't use it myself.

 
Phone_Answering_Monkey 2008-06-15 01:03:35 AM  
You...are...BarryBarryBarryBarryBarryBarry.....

/Barry, you're going to have to start making some sense.
//Best episode

 
medius [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 01:04:46 AM  
amanogowa: No matter the name, I would laugh and feel bad for you at the same time.

How about MC Loud? Emcee Man [for the not-that-there's-anything-wrong-with-that scene]? Hipler?

 
TheJoe03 [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 01:05:40 AM  
EsteeFlwrPot: I dont like thugs.

I'm sure most of us would agree with that. Tupac is the only thug I like, but he wasn't really a thug, just a talented writer who claimed to be one.

 
geetus 2008-06-15 01:06:57 AM  
Everyone's rap name should be C-Thug. And everyone should fight over it. Death match style - last man standing can be C-Thug. That should solve a lot of problems.

/like this argument that compelled a grandmother to get all stabby

 
medius [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 01:07:40 AM  
T-Hug and C-Hug

hug it out, biatches

 
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