I've been trolling forums members with suspected Southern sympathies in countless online Civil War forums.

I reached out and kicked old Green Teeth right in the knee.

submitter: Today is flag day.

true

What did you do to celebrate it?

nothing

If nothing, why do you hate america?

apparently because my vfw's bbq doesn't start until this evening. i'll make sure to let them all know you think we hate america because we haven't started the party early enough

I'm watching Made on MTV shirtless while posting on Fark with my MacBook Pro. What could be more American than that?

\ok, I'm not drinking Budweiser. I guess I have failed.

Megain

Sarcasm. Learn it....appreciate it....invest in some.

I invaded a house across town because they had stuff I wanted then tortured some of their neighbors.

USA!! USA!! USA!!

beerrun: Megain

Sarcasm. Learn it....appreciate it....invest in some.

lol - my post had plenty. i was just playing with semantics and tense to pick on submitter

I'm curious to find out how much of Fark's traffic isn't based in the United States.

I don't care if it's flag day, I'm eating dinner and having a sauna.

It's Flag Day???
Uh oh. I misheard and sex with another guy.
Live and learn.

I got all my flags out and set them up in a tea-party formation in the backyard.

I'm so alone :(

I seceded from the union.

You are now speaking to the new President-For-Life of Mycondoinirvine.

Bow down, peasant.

Megain
I stand corrected. I guess I've been jaded from all the usual stupid being posted on these boards.
Continue on with your witty self!

I told the King of England to kiss my ass.

beerrun: Megain
I stand corrected. I guess I've been jaded from all the usual stupid being posted on these boards.
Continue on with your witty self!

thanks. i just thought it could have been phrased a little better... what did you do are you doing to celebrate it?

submitter: Today is flag day. What did you do to celebrate it?



I posted this flag here (NSFW)

I read up on the flag of Canada, today's featured article on Wikipedia.

I celebrate flag day by attempting to remove the right of habeus corpus from the American constitution.

I slept in

I am off to the lake for a drunken night of catfishing.

/happy Flag Day!

Hoisted the Jolly Roger. Time to cut some throats.

I paid tribute to the flag by not using it as a superficial and cheap advertisement for an ideology that advocates labeling democratic debate as unpatriotic.

whiskeyinthejar: I celebrate flag day by attempting to remove the right of habeus corpus from the American constitution.

Antonin?

Drinking

/didn't know it was flag day

Well, the flag stands for freedom.

4 of 9 judges on the supreme court proved they don't believe in freedom.

/So, my flag sits as charred remains until further notice.

I played Madden, and got schooled by my roomate. =(

getting drunk on a beach

I stayed at home, relaxed, and enjoyed my birthday!

/have had more flag cakes in my lifetime than I care to remember
//hey, look at that! Everyone is flying their flags today in honor of my birthday!

I think I'll be saluting this flag today.

jake3988: Well, the flag stands for freedom.

4 of 9 judges on the supreme court proved they don't believe in freedom.

/So, my flag sits as charred remains until further notice.

We still have 5 of 9. She's still got a pulse...barely.

I cooked steaks for lunch with my Dad.

I did things unilaterally today



/the AMERICAN way

Spent most of it at MAC terminals to get from Kings Bay to Norfolk...now I'm sitting on my lazy ass doing as little as possible.

Fun times.

I watched some porn. One of the guys had a little flag/eagle tattoo and one had American flag boxers. I saluted the flag boxers like any good American would.

I did what I always do on holidays. Hide in my home in fear of the police roadblocks and general oppression that the holidays bring.

USA! USA! USA!

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Terry, we're in no mood for your hi jinx. Are you getting on the bus or not?

Terry: I'm not getting on that bus, A: it smells like farts, B: I've got my own jet that I got for Flagday to take me back home.

Terry: So you wanna ride in the fart-mobile or do you wanna ride with me?

Big party in Woburn, MA 1 Wade Pl., Fireworks, Carnival, BBQ, Bands, ETC.

I tried calling my county's Board of Elections yesterday only to receive a recorded message saying that the office was closed for Flag Day.

They got a paid holiday for Flag Day. What the fark?

I'm part of an Army Reserve unit that's running a training exercise for other Reserve/Guard units that are about to deploy to the Middle East, so I'm doing my part to make sure that Soldiers have the skills they need to come back home safely. :)

Wish I had some beer, though. No beer allowed in the barracks. (Nothing says you can't drink it OUTSIDE them, though...)

/Human Resources
//death by Excel
///dear gods, you want another log to track injuries? Why?

Working

fred and steve's steakhouse: Frag day

Arrrrrgh!! My eyes!!!

Breaking 2 is on. No joke. I think i will watch that.

Flag day is just an excuse to beat up the Irish.

rush_limbaugh_sent_me: It's funny how leftwingers are insecure about being call unpatriotic. Nobody attacks you for not flying a flag or not wearing a flag on your clothes or not having a flag sticker on your car. It's quite the opposite...leftwingers attack Americans that choose to display the flag as stupid hicks. The real question is, why do leftwingers hate people that choose to show their patriotism by displaying the flag? Is making unprovoked ad hominem attacks on patriotic people being patriotic, as liberals contend? If liberals want to know why people see them as elitist snobs that hate America, they might to consider that beating up on people for simply flying or displaying the flag might be one reason. :)

Is this a troll or a weak straw man argument? Since I cannot tell, you start off with a 2/10, and you earned an extra point because it's flag day.

We can renegotiate once you've clarified which type of rant you were attempting.

In the meantime, I guess I have an excuse to get drunk tonight.

beerrun: I reached out and kicked old Green Teeth right in the knee.

And I aint even got a garage, you can call home and ask my wife.

whiskeyinthejar: I celebrate flag day by attempting to remove the right of habeus corpus from the American constitution.

I just lit the Constitution on fire with a formerly-valuable American $100 bill and smoked it...

My Canadian neighbor couldn't believe I'd waste 40 Loonies like that.

God hates flags.

I've been smearing my feces on the flags of all the countries that are not America, continent by continent. I'm on Africa right now.

/Take THAT, Democratic Republic of Congo!

rush_limbaugh_sent_me: Axana: I tried calling my county's Board of Elections yesterday only to receive a recorded message saying that the office was closed for Flag Day.

They got a paid holiday for Flag Day. What the fark?

How is it any of your business what days they get for holidays? Why does it piss you off that they would get the day off for Flag Day?


It's my business because our tax dollars support that office. Taking an entire day off to celebrate the flag is an excessive and wasteful use of tax money.

doyner: I paid tribute to the flag by not using it as a superficial and cheap advertisement for an ideology that advocates labeling democratic debate as unpatriotic.

THIS

/First time I ever used "This"
//First time I ever felt it was worthy

Axana: rush_limbaugh_sent_me: Axana: I tried calling my county's Board of Elections yesterday only to receive a recorded message saying that the office was closed for Flag Day.

They got a paid holiday for Flag Day. What the fark?

How is it any of your business what days they get for holidays? Why does it piss you off that they would get the day off for Flag Day?


It's my business because our tax dollars support that office. Taking an entire day off to celebrate the flag is an excessive and wasteful use of tax money.

as opposed to staying open on Saturday?