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(So Good) Misc In the most earth-shattering breakfast cereal news since the release of "Berry-Berry Kix," Lucky Charms announces they are adding a new charm   (sogoodblog.com) divider line 209
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Diogenes [TotalFark] 2008-06-11 01:15:15 PM  
Brown turds!

 
BKITU [TotalFark] 2008-06-11 01:15:40 PM  
Diogenes: Brown turds!

Golden Showers!

 
dillenger69 [TotalFark] 2008-06-11 01:17:56 PM  

Don't they add a new charm every few years anyway?

Here's the scoop from Wikipedia:

The main selling point for Lucky Charms has always been the marshmallows (or "marbits" as General Mills calls them). The first boxes of Lucky Charms cereal contained marshmallows in the shapes of pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, and green clovers. The lineup has changed occasionally over the years, beginning with the introduction of blue diamonds in 1975. Purple horseshoes joined the roster in 1984, followed by red balloons in 1989, rainbows in 1992, pots of gold in 1994, leprechaun hats in 1996, and shooting stars in 1998.


Someone needs to update the entry now I guess.

 
Eat_At_Milliways [TotalFark] 2008-06-11 01:18:40 PM  
Berry Berry Kix farking SUCKED.

 
Chachi Dragonheart [TotalFark] 2008-06-11 01:21:24 PM  
Since when is an hourglass considered lucky?

 
SockMonkeyHolocaust 2008-06-11 01:22:45 PM  
This one is going to be the Kenyan symbol for protection from Necromancy and AIDS

 
Cagey B [TotalFark] 2008-06-11 01:24:51 PM  
Chachi Dragonheart: Since when is an hourglass considered lucky?

I suppose it's a lucky talisman if you're an eccentric giant-mecha piloting millionaire. Which I AM.

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2008-06-11 01:26:18 PM  
Cagey B: Chachi Dragonheart: Since when is an hourglass considered lucky?

I suppose it's a lucky talisman if you're an eccentric giant-mecha piloting millionaire. Which I AM.


How YOU doin'?

 
BKITU [TotalFark] 2008-06-11 01:28:00 PM  
Chachi Dragonheart: Since when is an hourglass considered lucky?

Since the same time that red balloons are.

/Silver Baphomets!

 
xanadian [TotalFark] 2008-06-11 01:28:08 PM  
BKITU: Diogenes: Brown turds!

Golden Showers!


Pink Socks!!

 
ThirdJNH 2008-06-11 01:42:39 PM  
xanadian: BKITU: Diogenes: Brown turds!

Golden Showers!

Pink Socks!!


Black Cockroaches!

 
unlikely [TotalFark] 2008-06-11 01:43:12 PM  
I remember the commercials where they excitedly said:

"Pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, green clovers... and NEW blue diamonds!"

 
Cagey B [TotalFark] 2008-06-11 01:45:01 PM  
xanadian: BKITU: Diogenes: Brown turds!

Golden Showers!

Pink Socks!!


Red asterisks?

 
Cagey B [TotalFark] 2008-06-11 01:48:26 PM  
Diogenes: Cagey B: Chachi Dragonheart: Since when is an hourglass considered lucky?

I suppose it's a lucky talisman if you're an eccentric giant-mecha piloting millionaire. Which I AM.

How YOU doin'?


Ye not guilty.

 
NuttierThanEver [TotalFark] 2008-06-11 01:48:34 PM  
All Cruch Berry Captain Crunch >>>> Berry Berry Kix


/Choclate Starfish?

 
tgregory 2008-06-11 01:50:56 PM  
why don't they make a lottery ticket marshmallow?

 
xanadian [TotalFark] 2008-06-11 01:54:58 PM  
Cagey B: xanadian: BKITU: Diogenes: Brown turds!

Golden Showers!

Pink Socks!!

Red asterisks?


White Globules!!!zomg!1!

 
m0llusk [TotalFark] 2008-06-11 02:13:42 PM  
eat food instead

 
TheCharmerUnderMe [TotalFark] 2008-06-11 02:35:26 PM  
Lucky Charms?

GREEN PICKLES!!

 
jimmyego [TotalFark] 2008-06-11 02:47:34 PM  
This breaking of the seventh seal signals rise of the zombie Leprechauns I have long warned mankind about.

/Defend yourselves
//At knee level

 
jagarr 2008-06-11 02:56:01 PM  
subby good call. berry berry kix were/are/always will be incredibles.

 
samimgreen 2008-06-11 02:56:22 PM  
Blarney Stones - it tastes like piss...

 
PirateKing 2008-06-11 02:56:47 PM  
The purple horseshoe debut was a turning point in my childhood.

It was when I realized that most people are stupid and would pay extra for things that didn't matter.

 
Shadow Blasko 2008-06-11 02:57:21 PM  
xanadian: White Globules!!!zomg!1!

invisible pink unicorns!

 
Jument 2008-06-11 02:57:38 PM  
I like junk food more than the average person and I'm proud to say I've never eaten this shiat. If you want to eat candy, just eat candy and stop pretending it's food.

/is it black dildos? cuz that would be cool

 
wallytacker 2008-06-11 02:57:57 PM  
media.vintagecotton.com

Considering approval.

 
Tarx 2008-06-11 02:58:01 PM  
Like milk over the hourglass, so go the days of our lives.

 
NathanAllen 2008-06-11 02:58:23 PM  
I've always liked the idea that my breakfast cereal comes to me in a finished state. Look at Fruity and Coco Pebbles. Nothing is going to change in them from now until the end of time.

 
Sgian Dubh 2008-06-11 02:58:49 PM  
At the local bulk food store, you can get a 5lb bag of just the "marbits." Now, all my cereal, soup, oatmeal, pizza, stir fry, & popcorn is as good as lucky charms.

 
buckers1 2008-06-11 02:58:52 PM  
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww daaaayummmmm

 
samimgreen 2008-06-11 02:58:52 PM  
Jument: I like junk food more than the average person and I'm proud to say I've never eaten this shiat. If you want to eat candy, just eat candy and stop pretending it's food.

/is it black dildos? cuz that would be cool


And THEN you would eat the bowl full of dicks?

 
gopher321 [TotalFark] 2008-06-11 02:58:57 PM  
PAGAN CEREAL!!! BURN THEM!

 
Mr Guy 2008-06-11 03:01:13 PM  
BKITU: Since the same time that red balloons are.

You mean there's a crappy song about 99 hourglass?

 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat [TotalFark] 2008-06-11 03:01:30 PM  
xanadian: Cagey B: xanadian: BKITU: Diogenes: Brown turds!

Golden Showers!

Pink Socks!!

Red asterisks?

White Globules!!!zomg!1!


Orange... er... oranges.

 
stephen02tb 2008-06-11 03:01:44 PM  
too bad, they just missed the zelda DS tie in by that much

 
RUAToad 2008-06-11 03:01:51 PM  
They did this same thing a decade or so ago. They added something like blue buttkisses or something like that.

Just fill the box with sugar and be done with it.

 
mikaloyd 2008-06-11 03:02:06 PM  
img144.imageshack.us

 
crazycooter 2008-06-11 03:02:08 PM  
seems like just yesterday they added Blue Diamonds

 
Russ1642 2008-06-11 03:02:08 PM  
One jagged Krusty-O in every box.

 
nastro 2008-06-11 03:02:28 PM  
Brown whiskey bottles!

 
oldfarthenry [TotalFark] 2008-06-11 03:02:32 PM  
I was hoping for `ginger pubes'.

 
awfulperson [TotalFark] 2008-06-11 03:02:44 PM  
White Ritalin!

 
cubsfan07 2008-06-11 03:03:42 PM  
Cereals got real shiatty once blue got added to everything. Whatever that goddamn blue flavor is supposed to be, it just doesn't work. I always pick it out of Fruit Loops, Trix, etc.


/I should put them all in a bag and then when the cereal is done with, put all the blue shiat in a box and sell it to someone who likes that shiat and wants a whole cereal full of it.

 
aug3 2008-06-11 03:03:48 PM  
Monkey Paws?

 
GunshipPolitico 2008-06-11 03:03:49 PM  
Chocolate frosted sugar bombs >> all others

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2008-06-11 03:04:19 PM  
dillenger69: Don't they add a new charm every few years anyway?

Here's the scoop from Wikipedia:

.....Purple horseshoes joined the roster in 1984,



I remember the commercials promoting the purple horseshoes.

/Now get off my lawn.

 
Grandmaster_Slapnuts 2008-06-11 03:04:51 PM  
Eat_At_Milliways:
Berry Berry Kix farking SUCKED.


Kix sucked in general. That goes for the "Kid tested, mother approved hair metal" band too

 
KarmicDisaster 2008-06-11 03:04:53 PM  
Licorice Whips!

 
Phil Moskowitz 2008-06-11 03:05:14 PM  
Puce Tesseracts!

 
stephen02tb 2008-06-11 03:05:26 PM  
cubsfan07: Cereals got real shiatty once blue got added to everything. Whatever that goddamn blue flavor is supposed to be, it just doesn't work. I always pick it out of Fruit Loops, Trix, etc.

booberry

 
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