Brown turds!

Diogenes: Brown turds!

Golden Showers!

Don't they add a new charm every few years anyway?

Here's the scoop from Wikipedia:

The main selling point for Lucky Charms has always been the marshmallows (or "marbits" as General Mills calls them). The first boxes of Lucky Charms cereal contained marshmallows in the shapes of pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, and green clovers. The lineup has changed occasionally over the years, beginning with the introduction of blue diamonds in 1975. Purple horseshoes joined the roster in 1984, followed by red balloons in 1989, rainbows in 1992, pots of gold in 1994, leprechaun hats in 1996, and shooting stars in 1998.

Someone needs to update the entry now I guess.

Berry Berry Kix farking SUCKED.

Since when is an hourglass considered lucky?

This one is going to be the Kenyan symbol for protection from Necromancy and AIDS

Chachi Dragonheart: Since when is an hourglass considered lucky?

I suppose it's a lucky talisman if you're an eccentric giant-mecha piloting millionaire. Which I AM.

Cagey B: Chachi Dragonheart: Since when is an hourglass considered lucky?

I suppose it's a lucky talisman if you're an eccentric giant-mecha piloting millionaire. Which I AM.

How YOU doin'?

Chachi Dragonheart: Since when is an hourglass considered lucky?

Since the same time that red balloons are.

/Silver Baphomets!

BKITU: Diogenes: Brown turds!

Golden Showers!

Pink Socks!!

xanadian: BKITU: Diogenes: Brown turds!

Golden Showers!

Pink Socks!!

Black Cockroaches!

I remember the commercials where they excitedly said:

"Pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, green clovers... and NEW blue diamonds!"

xanadian: BKITU: Diogenes: Brown turds!

Golden Showers!

Pink Socks!!

Red asterisks?

Diogenes: Cagey B: Chachi Dragonheart: Since when is an hourglass considered lucky?

I suppose it's a lucky talisman if you're an eccentric giant-mecha piloting millionaire. Which I AM.

How YOU doin'?

Ye not guilty.

All Cruch Berry Captain Crunch >>>> Berry Berry Kix


/Choclate Starfish?

why don't they make a lottery ticket marshmallow?

Cagey B: xanadian: BKITU: Diogenes: Brown turds!

Golden Showers!

Pink Socks!!

Red asterisks?

White Globules!!!zomg!1!

eat food instead

Lucky Charms?

GREEN PICKLES!!

This breaking of the seventh seal signals rise of the zombie Leprechauns I have long warned mankind about.

/Defend yourselves
//At knee level

subby good call. berry berry kix were/are/always will be incredibles.

Blarney Stones - it tastes like piss...

The purple horseshoe debut was a turning point in my childhood.

It was when I realized that most people are stupid and would pay extra for things that didn't matter.

xanadian: White Globules!!!zomg!1!

invisible pink unicorns!

I like junk food more than the average person and I'm proud to say I've never eaten this shiat. If you want to eat candy, just eat candy and stop pretending it's food.

/is it black dildos? cuz that would be cool

Considering approval.

Like milk over the hourglass, so go the days of our lives.

I've always liked the idea that my breakfast cereal comes to me in a finished state. Look at Fruity and Coco Pebbles. Nothing is going to change in them from now until the end of time.

At the local bulk food store, you can get a 5lb bag of just the "marbits." Now, all my cereal, soup, oatmeal, pizza, stir fry, & popcorn is as good as lucky charms.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww daaaayummmmm

Jument: I like junk food more than the average person and I'm proud to say I've never eaten this shiat. If you want to eat candy, just eat candy and stop pretending it's food.

/is it black dildos? cuz that would be cool

And THEN you would eat the bowl full of dicks?

PAGAN CEREAL!!! BURN THEM!

BKITU: Since the same time that red balloons are.

You mean there's a crappy song about 99 hourglass?

xanadian: Cagey B: xanadian: BKITU: Diogenes: Brown turds!

Golden Showers!

Pink Socks!!

Red asterisks?

White Globules!!!zomg!1!

Orange... er... oranges.

too bad, they just missed the zelda DS tie in by that much

They did this same thing a decade or so ago. They added something like blue buttkisses or something like that.

Just fill the box with sugar and be done with it.

seems like just yesterday they added Blue Diamonds

One jagged Krusty-O in every box.

Brown whiskey bottles!

I was hoping for `ginger pubes'.

White Ritalin!

Cereals got real shiatty once blue got added to everything. Whatever that goddamn blue flavor is supposed to be, it just doesn't work. I always pick it out of Fruit Loops, Trix, etc.


/I should put them all in a bag and then when the cereal is done with, put all the blue shiat in a box and sell it to someone who likes that shiat and wants a whole cereal full of it.

Monkey Paws?

Chocolate frosted sugar bombs >> all others

dillenger69: Don't they add a new charm every few years anyway?

Here's the scoop from Wikipedia:

.....Purple horseshoes joined the roster in 1984,


I remember the commercials promoting the purple horseshoes.

/Now get off my lawn.

Eat_At_Milliways:
Berry Berry Kix farking SUCKED.

Kix sucked in general. That goes for the "Kid tested, mother approved hair metal" band too

Licorice Whips!

Puce Tesseracts!

cubsfan07: Cereals got real shiatty once blue got added to everything. Whatever that goddamn blue flavor is supposed to be, it just doesn't work. I always pick it out of Fruit Loops, Trix, etc.

booberry