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(Bitten and Bound) Followup David Cook wants you to know that he's not an overnight success -- he's been a big deal since second grade   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 20
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mrEdude 2008-06-10 12:46:51 PM  
No worries- to my mind, he's not a success at all.

Unless you count winning a karaoke contest.
Is that 'success' these days?

Crazy.

 
PYROY 2008-06-10 12:46:56 PM  
Who?

 
priestrape 2008-06-10 12:47:56 PM  
Just what the world needs....more mall rock crap. If he and Chris Daughtry would both kindly step on a landmine, I'd greatly appreciate it

 
Balrog1 2008-06-10 01:01:05 PM  
media.collegepublisher.com

I'm kind of a big deal.

 
irockalot 2008-06-10 01:03:41 PM  
Right now he's kind of a big deal in Kansas City. It's quite sad.

 
SAvoodoo 2008-06-10 01:08:31 PM  
PYROY: Who?

 
Chachi Dragonheart [TotalFark] 2008-06-10 01:14:55 PM  
mrEdude: Is that 'success' these days?

Unfortunately yes. Luckily, though, the success only lasts about 9 months until the machine spits out the next 'big deal'.

 
carmody 2008-06-10 01:17:44 PM  
What PYROY said.

I live in Wichita and I've never heard of him. Some American Idol thing or something?

 
Sybarite [TotalFark] 2008-06-10 01:48:13 PM  
There's a small college he went to here in Missouri that's now using his name in promotional spots, as though his degree in graphic arts technology management had anything to do with winning the competition.

 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark] 2008-06-10 01:49:47 PM  
I came for the Ron Burgundy reference.

Not disappointed.

 
Slu 2008-06-10 01:59:57 PM  
I had no idea who he was until I RTFA. Needless to say, I am sure he sucks and will be gone soon. Most crap from Idol is gone before you know it.

 
kungfu jesus with a side of lime 2008-06-10 02:18:23 PM  
I can happily say I have never watched an entire or any significant part of an episode of idol

/generic pop cruning has no place in my life
//i want a show with more buckethead

 
peter21 2008-06-10 02:22:17 PM  
David Cook and Chris Daughtry are labled as 'edgy'? I hope by edgy they mean right on the edge of becoming completely irrelevant again.

The raspy voice? Sorry clowns, it was and is done a lot better by Richard Butler. Nice forehead, Cooky. No seriously, stop trying to hide it.

 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark] 2008-06-10 02:59:10 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
photos.the-protagonist.net

 
Courtney Cox-Zucker [TotalFark] 2008-06-10 03:11:07 PM  
bittenandbound.com

www.sitcomsonline.com

 
Im in ur Fark 2008-06-10 05:05:17 PM  
I'd hit it.

 
danduran 2008-06-10 06:31:44 PM  
No idea who he is, but I clicked on the link cause my tired brain thought it was David Cross.

upload.wikimedia.org

 
grim_and_frostbitten 2008-06-10 06:34:19 PM  
Im in ur Fark: I'd hit it.

damn ... i didn't think chicks liked guys with fat guts and bad combovers ...

but i digress ... this guy is like a horrible, malformed love-child (well ... not love ... more like a sloppy, drunken hump-fest in a port-a-john) of Creed and Nickelback.

he's about as relevant to good rock music as Metallica is to metal music ...

/oh that's right
//i went there

 
Faux Shizzle 2008-06-10 07:20:14 PM  
danduran: No idea who he is, but I clicked on the link cause my tired brain thought it was David Cross.

Much better than the many people who read it as Dane Cook.

 
kmp1331 2008-06-11 02:11:54 AM  
Read it as Dane Cook and came to see if there was going to be something funny about how terrible he is. Oh well, time for the next thread...

 
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