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(Bitten and Bound) Unlikely Lionel Richie says the only thing that will help him get over the painful experience of parenting Nicole is some kind of award   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 13
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Trey Le Parc 2008-06-09 07:19:44 PM  
I don't see it unless there's an award for foisting useless and talentless AWs on an unsuspecting yet wholly deserving public.

 
Roto-Rot 2008-06-09 07:27:15 PM  
The Nobel prizes (or any award/prize ceremony) would be more marketable to the public if the award trophy/medal was that sculpted clay Lionel Richie head from the 'Hello' video.

 
Pontius Gandalf 2008-06-09 07:28:26 PM  
She's easy. Easy like sunday morning. And she wants to be high, so high.

 
Pontius Gandalf 2008-06-09 07:30:36 PM  
Everybody sing, everybody dance. While my daughter drops her pants.

 
Suicidal Writer 2008-06-09 07:44:25 PM  
Joe Simpson

 
Trey Le Parc 2008-06-09 07:45:40 PM  
Pontius Gandalf: Everybody sing, everybody dance. While my daughter drops her pants.

All night long, apparently.

 
freakymescan 2008-06-09 08:07:30 PM  
Oh, that picture is gonna be shopped by someone soon. Her face is asking for it.

 
Mangoose 2008-06-09 08:24:24 PM  
I'm willing to assume that she spent a lot of time with a nanny.

 
WaltzingMathilda [TotalFark] 2008-06-09 09:56:42 PM  
Suicidal Writer: Joe Simpson

Except Joe Simpson had no gold records or hits before his daughters were in the spotlight. I don't see the comparison.

 
vdantev 2008-06-09 10:31:30 PM  
He deserves a vicious tire tool beating in the parking lot for foisting her upon the public media.

 
EL_FABREZ 2008-06-10 12:55:42 AM  
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Is the father of her baby from Good Charlotte?! That baby is the antichrist, or will turn into a giant black hole of suck that will consume us all.

 
EL_FABREZ 2008-06-10 01:09:29 AM  
EL_FABREZ: Is the father of her baby from Good Charlotte?! That baby is the antichrist, or will turn into a giant black hole of suck that will consume us all.

Actually I found the real father myself. Not much of an improvement, but at least they like the same texture of food.

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bwd1971 2008-06-10 02:23:32 AM  
If anyone deserves a medal, it's Nicole. It's amazing she's survived the farked up life she's led. She's the love spawn of some tour assistant and Lionel's former drummer. She didn't become Lionel's "daughter" until she was 2 years old. She was hanging around backstage at a Prince concert with her auntie Shelia E when Lionel and his ex met Nicole. Even then it took like 5 or 6 years for Lionel to actually adopt her.

 
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