Were they still joined in holey matrimony?

/I'm so very sorry

"The venue is the same place where a 35-year-old man was fatally shot by party crashers during a wedding reception in February."

Sounds like a great place for a Fark Party.

Wedding reception, not the ceremony, but close enough I guess.

Well I guess that holed up situation was beaten up to a good solution.

After... not before...

That is sick.

It's just like what has happened a couple of times around here recently-

some arsehole crashes a house party where he's not invited,
is asked to leave or escorted if need be

and then he comes back and kills somebody with a gun
because they didn't want HIM at their PRIVATE function
in their OWN home.



/where do these morons get off?
//good argument for everyone to pack heat



/people are scum

Flowers? Check.
Champagne? Check.
Band? Check.
Body armor? Ummm oops.

"The venue is the same place where a 35-year-old man was fatally shot by party crashers during a wedding reception in February."

Roman & Mallorie's wedding?

quadropheniac: Were they still joined in holey matrimony?

/I'm so very sorry

This made me laugh so hard...

Yay Freakmont.

I once went to a wedding where there was NO dancing and NO booze.

I don't dance, but take away my booze?

That's a stabbin'!

/only thought about it--never acted
//maybe I shoulda

The reason the groom's "best man" is called that is because he's supposed to be the biggest, baddest, meanest S.O.B. the groom knows. His original role in the ceremony was to keep in line those members of the bride's family who didn't approve of the union.

Obviously the quality of best men has gone down recently.

Taking a stab at marriage.

Did anyone cut the cake.

Niles Banquet Hall.

Reservations please...

fappomatic: Flowers? Check.
Champagne? Check.
Band? Check.
Body armor? Ummm oops.

Shiv? Check.
Pipe? Check.
Hammer? Check.
Axe? Check.
Subject? Check.
Location? Check.
Desire? Check.
Vengeance? Check.

fark the groom and his holyer than thou attitude! asshole

Packing heat so I'm really getting a kick out of these comments.

CygnusDarius: fappomatic: Flowers? Check.
Champagne? Check.
Band? Check.
Body armor? Ummm oops.

Shiv? Check.
Pipe? Check.
Hammer? Check.
Axe? Check.
Subject? Check.
Location? Check.
Desire? Check.
Vengeance? Check.

Brutal.

So what does one wear to a gang wedding these days?

Leave it to Fremont.

No folding chairs?
Fools rush in (pops)

The article says the first attack at that facility during a wedding reception was gang-related. Were they the Montagues and Capulets?

HellblazerPrime: CygnusDarius: fappomatic: Flowers? Check.
Champagne? Check.
Band? Check.
Body armor? Ummm oops.

Shiv? Check.
Pipe? Check.
Hammer? Check.
Axe? Check.
Subject? Check.
Location? Check.
Desire? Check.
Vengeance? Check.

Brutal.

Watch for the Fall 2008 release of "MS13 Street Wedding" for XBox 360!

I would hope that one of you farkers would step up and render me in this fashion should I be dense enough to do the march of death again.

/I'm counting on you

Welcome to the Machine: I would hope that one of you farkers would step up and render me in this fashion should I be dense enough to do the march of death again.

/I'm counting on you

We've got your six.....oooo rah.

I'm a wedding photographer...

"If anyone here has any objections to this couple getting married, let them speak now or forever hold your peace" is never said, ever.

Just movie BS.

Why the fark would you want to be a party if the host doesn't want you there? It can't be possibly be any fun.

Wedding Crashers 2: Wedding Slashers?

oddly funny in the sick way that i just finished reading Romeo and Juliet

She knew how to deal with this type of scenario.

/hotlinked cannabalism?

My sister's friend got married recently. I was informed that it was not a joyous ceremony, and they purposefully left out the "if anyone has any objections" part because they knew somebody would say something. From the sound of things a stabbin' would have livened up the reception quite a bit.

Didn't Radiohead do a song about this?

Gee, I guess all those slimebag, criminal, gangster types aren't so glamourous, after all.

FootInMouthDisease 2008-06-08 10:59:14 PM

That's an odd poster, since that's an axe, not a sledgehammer...

Ah well. Can't expect those artists to know their construction tools.

Hey, if you liked this news article, checkout Bridezilla on the WE channel.

It's not as blood thirsty, but give it time.Link (new window) (new window)

Ha. Duel-y noted.

But did the lights of LA County look like diamonds in the sky?


/obscure?