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(CBS Salt Lake City) Weird Crash victims slash wrists and fling their own blood at rescuers   (kutv.com) divider line 65
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gilgamesh23 [TotalFark] 2008-06-08 07:28:36 PM  
I was trying to submit this with a GWAR reference but I can't make a modified URL that works. Oh well.

 
Epsilon [TotalFark] 2008-06-08 08:38:04 PM  
"Investigators believe that drugs or alcohol likely played a factor in the incident."

Well, those investigators are certainly earning their money. That's some keen awareness.

 
DrySocket [TotalFark] 2008-06-08 09:04:08 PM  
Now thats true emo. You emo wanna-bes should be taking notes.

 
Hick [TotalFark] 2008-06-08 09:41:41 PM  
Yeah, like someone has a better alternative.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-06-08 09:43:22 PM  
He's propagating the zombie plague! Run for your lives!.

 
destrip 2008-06-08 09:45:43 PM  
Finally, a new plot idea so we can get some decent horror movies instead of the same recycled dreck!

 
kdogg73 2008-06-08 09:45:57 PM  
FAIL?

 
The Dogs of War 2008-06-08 09:46:11 PM  
i31.tinypic.com
i think this works here
/meow

 
The Grinch 2008-06-08 09:46:31 PM  
Drunkenness caused impaired, fuzzy vision in the two vociferous PETA activists, who, perceiving emergency responders to be wearing thick fur coats, responded in the only manner their alcohol-compromised brains could conceive.

 
Gothmolly 2008-06-08 09:46:35 PM  
Emo thread?

 
libbyshome 2008-06-08 09:47:56 PM  
Stupid, ungrateful dolts.

 
Gothmolly 2008-06-08 09:48:15 PM  
I like farking in the boobies actually.

/pearl necklace FTW !

 
I Like Weapons 2008-06-08 09:49:08 PM  
Where we're going, we don't need eyes to see

 
Myth Sammich 2008-06-08 09:49:47 PM  
The Happening.... it's..... happenimg.

 
barack4real 2008-06-08 09:51:32 PM  
videodetective.com

I immediately thought of these two guys after reading that.

 
captain_napalm 2008-06-08 09:51:43 PM  
The Grinch: Drunkenness caused impaired, fuzzy vision in the two vociferous PETA activists, who, perceiving emergency responders to be wearing thick fur coats, responded in the only manner their alcohol-compromised brains could conceive.

LOL

 
ElLoco 2008-06-08 09:52:00 PM  
They may possibly be doing it wrong.

 
gimmeabreak 2008-06-08 09:52:01 PM  
Both men were transported to the hospital with serious injuries.

They should have been transported to the morgue. That's where they both belong. These are the kind out idiots that we should just let Mother Nature have back.

 
id10ts 2008-06-08 09:53:28 PM  
Maybe they're trying to get back to the Island

 
Reverend J 2008-06-08 09:54:07 PM  
I was going to say that would be a perfect time to taser someone, but it looks like the cops beat me to it.

 
DocPetey 2008-06-08 09:54:11 PM  
Heard about this via the Medic Scuttlebutt Network.

All I've got on this is a "WTF???"

I'll try to find more details and share.

 
thalidomide new and improved 2008-06-08 09:54:28 PM  
images-eu.amazon.com

 
moeriscus 2008-06-08 09:55:26 PM  
skatedrifter: Link is farked in the Boobies

Tee hee

 
the_good_senator 2008-06-08 09:56:41 PM  
"Well then, I suppose we'll take these firetrucks and ambulances somewhere else. Have a nice day, fellas."

 
DocPetey 2008-06-08 09:57:25 PM  
Oh, and FWIW, we had TWO crashes like this in one day in the canyons. Still a big ole WTF.

 
JonnyBGoode 2008-06-08 09:57:52 PM  
img529.imageshack.us

It's just a flesh wound...

 
SurfGirl69 2008-06-08 10:01:31 PM  
thalidomide new and improved
That was the first thing I thought of. But, what were they re-creating?

 
Rakkasah 2008-06-08 10:01:48 PM  
i97.photobucket.com

 
DocPetey 2008-06-08 10:02:23 PM  
Here's a better link :http://www.myfoxutah.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=6720502&version= 3&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=3.2.1

(I suck at HTML)

Also, quick phone call to friend in the know, says these were two similar but unrelated suicide attempts.

 
SlothB77 2008-06-08 10:02:38 PM  
www.sfsignal.com

 
Quadraton [TotalFark] 2008-06-08 10:07:34 PM  
Told you I was hardcore.

 
kilgorn 2008-06-08 10:08:35 PM  
Finally, sounds like Darwin has volunteers..

Slinging blood at others, even trying to help you,
isn't that some type of assault?

 
TheOmni [TotalFark] 2008-06-08 10:10:24 PM  
Raging_Primate: Ummmmm, as a paramedic I would like to beseech everyone on the planet (and especially in Dallas, Texas) to please not do this.

(Or I'll pump you full of Succinylcholine and pee on your face while you're paralyzed.)


So, uhh, how much would that cost when you're off duty? And would you still wear your paramedic uniform?

 
dgware 2008-06-08 10:11:01 PM  
DocPetey: http://www.myfoxutah.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=6720502&version= 3&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=3.2.1

And why exactly is that a better link?

Same information, but only difference was I had to endure a commercial before the video started.

-1

 
Rakkasah 2008-06-08 10:13:59 PM  
i97.photobucket.com
/approves

 
adammpower 2008-06-08 10:16:06 PM  
bottled water found at scene?

 
OrlandoTwo4 2008-06-08 10:16:20 PM  
True story i knew this guy named Charmicheal or Carmicheal....use to drum for the dead....he ran his car into a pole and then shot himself in the head when the police got there....sad stuff.

 
Dick_Hertz 2008-06-08 10:16:32 PM  
How about this :

Homosexual lovers' suicide pact??!!!

...because they both have A.I.D.S.

 
OrlandoTwo4 2008-06-08 10:17:00 PM  
It was Peter Carmichael.

 
DocPetey 2008-06-08 10:22:43 PM  
dgware: DocPetey: http://www.myfoxutah.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=6720502&version= 3&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=3.2.1

And why exactly is that a better link?

Same information, but only difference was I had to endure a commercial before the video started.

-1


If you'd looked a bit, you would have a found a link to a more in-depth story, numbnuts. And I didn't have to sit through a video. I think you're doing something wrong.

Plus, I provided some extra info.

Here's some succs and some pee for ya.

 
PinocchioDeBergerac 2008-06-08 10:31:21 PM  
I wonder if they just read Rant.

 
MajorityWhip 2008-06-08 10:32:01 PM  
How ya doing Bob?
Not so great Fred.
What's wrong?
I just don't have the flair for life that I used to.
Yeah, me either.
You know what we should do, Bob?
What's that, Fred?
We should get into the car, drink a bunch, do some drugs, and leap into the canyon.
That sounds like a fine idea.

After the crash...

Shiat! They're trying to save us, Fred!
I know! Let's slash our wrists and fling our HIV blood at the paramedics.
I am so down with that.

You know Bob, I think we could have done this back at the house. The cutting thing.

Maybe you're right Fred.

 
shawn82 2008-06-08 10:34:41 PM  
Dick_Hertz: How about this :

Homosexual lovers' suicide pact??!!!

...because they both have A.I.D.S.


That was my first thought.

/Seriously though, trying to kill yourself through a vehicle crash is probably one of the dumbest ways to go.

 
buzzvert [TotalFark] 2008-06-08 10:46:32 PM  
Really wanting to die becomes comical when you are so inept that you can't kill yourself.

I'm a FAILURE! I'm going to KILL MYSELF! (insert half-assed attempt at suicide) Um. yes. I'm still suicidal, and I really need a hand- could you give me that sharp implement over there, or.. no! wait! don't rescue me! I WANT TO DIE! *grasping at jagged shiat in immediate area* GAAAH! I WANT TO DIE!"

I'm surprised there isn't a 10-code for "suicidal, yet stupid"

 
lemniscate 2008-06-08 10:47:02 PM  
Raging_Primate: Ummmmm, as a paramedic I would like to beseech everyone on the planet (and especially in Dallas, Texas) to please not do this.

(Or I'll pump you full of Succinylcholine and pee on your face while you're paralyzed.)


If you use succs, SOMETHING better get tubed. Might be good to put an ETT at both ends just to be on the safe side.

 
Zer01 2008-06-08 10:51:10 PM  
As a professional rescuer I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

/it's happened to me before
//makes you question why the hell you do your job
///you save 'em anyway (or try)

 
Shaun of the Dead 2008-06-08 10:55:14 PM  
skatedrifter: Link is farked in the Boobies

That's hot.

 
Dr._Michael_Hfuhruhurr 2008-06-08 10:55:48 PM  
adammpower: bottled water found at scene?

And a postcard of Judy Garland.

 
dgware 2008-06-08 11:05:02 PM  
DocPetey:
If you'd looked a bit, you would have a found a link to a more in-depth story, numbnuts. And I didn't have to sit through a video. I think you're doing something wrong.

Aah, name-calling.

The true sign of a mature and intelligent individual.

 
magicalOne 2008-06-08 11:07:11 PM  
people don't think straight anymore

 
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