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(The Daily Press) Sad Virginia set to execute man that they claim is not mentally ill. Man says after he is put to death he plans to "go to Burger King and maybe ride a motorcycle."   (dailypress.com) divider line 329
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Suicidal Writer 2008-06-08 05:14:07 PM  
America keeps terrible company.


* In 2007, a minimum of 1,252 people were executed in 24 countries and at least 3,347 people were sentenced to death in over 50 countries. Just five countries - China, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Pakistan and the USA - carried out the overwhelming majority (88%) of known executions in the world last year. In China execution figures are a state secret meaning their total number of executions could be much higher.
Death Penalty Info (new window)

 
Meet Us at the Stick [TotalFark] 2008-06-08 05:33:03 PM  
Suicidal Writer: Just five countries - China, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Pakistan and the USA - carried out the overwhelming majority (88%) of known executions in the world last year.

Wheee... fun with statistics!

88%, roughly 90 out of every 100. Let's call that 9 out of 10.

You know what you get if you exclude the USA from that set of data? 9 out 10 (85%).

/not making an argument pro or con on the DP, just saying this doesn't sway me one way or the other.

 
ScubaDude1960 [TotalFark] 2008-06-08 05:40:48 PM  
FTA: "Percy Walton, 29, was sent to death row for robbing and killing three neighbors in Danville in 1996."

No sympathy from me, regardless of his mental capacity or which other countries do/don't have the death penalty.

 
ukiah 2008-06-08 07:53:07 PM  
Man says after he is put to death he plans to "go to Burger King and maybe ride a motorcycle."

Doesn't sound any crazier than "I'm going to fly up to the invisible land and play with jesus."

 
DocPetey 2008-06-08 07:53:44 PM  
oh man, I read that as virgins

something is very, very wrong with me.

 
Boloxor the Insipid 2008-06-08 07:54:04 PM  
Weeding out the healthy while feeding the mentally ill is deranged.

 
Kar98 2008-06-08 07:54:23 PM  
GIS...yeah, thought so.

 
IndyGemini 2008-06-08 07:54:25 PM  
Typical. These disgusting Republicans will murder anyone they get their fingers around.
----
See, if it were actually a REPUBLICAN governor that's what liberals would be coming in here to say. Freaking myopic hypocrits.

/ actual Republican
// doesn't feel a government holds the moral authority to execute its own citizens
/// traitors renounce the right to citizenship

 
Can'tLetYouDoThatStarFox 2008-06-08 07:55:16 PM  
Are we trying to appear barbaric to the rest of the world?

 
FarktheNavy [TotalFark] 2008-06-08 07:55:23 PM  
Man says after he is put to death he plans to "go to Burger King and maybe ride a motorcycle."

/After death, they can put him in an urn, take him on a motorcycle ride to Burger King

 
Man On Pink Corner [TotalFark] 2008-06-08 07:55:31 PM  
ukiah: Doesn't sound any crazier than "I'm going to fly up to the invisible land and play with jesus."

Except that Burger King actually exists?

media.arstechnica.com

 
DrowningLessons 2008-06-08 07:55:54 PM  
ScubaDude1960: FTA: "Percy Walton, 29, was sent to death row for robbing and killing three neighbors in Danville in 1996."

No sympathy from me, regardless of his mental capacity or which other countries do/don't have the death penalty.


This man is our enemy. And if there's one thing that's good in war, that is right and just and proper, it's slaughtering our enemy! Getting some righteous payback! What are we waiting for? Let's just kill him now!

starsmedia.ign.com

Give me a friggin' break.

 
Kar98 2008-06-08 07:56:13 PM  
Can'tLetYouDoThatStarFox: Are we trying to appear barbaric to the rest of the world?

Most of the civilized world doesn't HAVE THAT KIND PROBLEM.
And where they do, they solve it the same way.

 
illustri 2008-06-08 07:56:32 PM  
think he's malingering

 
AirForceVet [TotalFark] 2008-06-08 07:57:04 PM  
Why not execute a mentally handicapped man? We have one as President.

 
ktybear 2008-06-08 07:57:17 PM  
crazy? yes
able to live in society? no
should spend rest of life behind bars?
cost?

just kill the f#cker

/bad genes
//never breed

 
orat-on-a-stick 2008-06-08 07:57:54 PM  
Pffffft...

It's great, if his mental capacity is so low that he thinks he is going to Burger King when this is over, then it is even less cruel and unusual, as he doesn't know wtf is going on anyway.

Ok Percy, lay down right here on this horizontal cross while we put the happy juice in your arms, and afterwards, we'll go to Burger King :D

 
kilgorn 2008-06-08 07:58:07 PM  
A triple killer whose execution has been pushed back 3 times...

Simple, use the triple cocktail

 
Lee451 2008-06-08 07:58:14 PM  
As subby and Suicidal Writer both seem to feel this is a tad unfair, I suggest they take turns letting Mr. Walton stay with their families. Perhaps sharing a bedroom with a younger sibling or small child.

/Virginian and Proud of it
//Hit him with our best shot!

 
JoeyJoeJoeJr 2008-06-08 07:58:31 PM  
What does intelligence have to do with it? We put down dangerous animals all the time.

 
MichB1 2008-06-08 07:59:08 PM  
Meet Us at the Stick: = bad at math.

 
Alexander Nevsky 2008-06-08 07:59:58 PM  
I reckon his last meal will be some french fried potaters.

/They oughtn't have done that, mmm-hmm.

 
diadelsuerte 2008-06-08 08:00:22 PM  
AirForceVet: Why not execute a mentally handicapped man? We have one as President.

har har har

come up with that one all by yourself, champ?

 
BitwiseShift 2008-06-08 08:01:00 PM  
Those virgins. Only kill as much as you can eat.

 
LordRosco 2008-06-08 08:01:11 PM  
webpages.charter.net

 
KrispyKringle 2008-06-08 08:01:48 PM  
Lee451: As subby and Suicidal Writer both seem to feel this is a tad unfair, I suggest they take turns letting Mr. Walton stay with their families. Perhaps sharing a bedroom with a younger sibling or small child.

Seems like this is a false dichotomy.

Unless you couldn't think of any other options than "kill him" or "let him out." In which case, you're just the sort of person we're saying shouldn't be executed.

 
farkedInTheHead 2008-06-08 08:02:08 PM  
Man On Pink Corner: ukiah: Doesn't sound any crazier than "I'm going to fly up to the invisible land and play with jesus."

Except that Burger King actually exists?


THIS

/+1
//not that it actually means anything from me

 
medius [TotalFark] 2008-06-08 08:02:16 PM  
can we have rabbits, george?

 
KrispyKringle 2008-06-08 08:02:59 PM  
Lee451: As subby and Suicidal Writer both seem to feel this is a tad unfair, I suggest they take turns letting Mr. Walton stay with their families. Perhaps sharing a bedroom with a younger sibling or small child.

/Virginian and Proud of it
//Hit him with our best shot!


I just want to say, again, that it really shocks me that the above passes as an argument. Are people really stupid enough that they find this sort of nonsense compelling?

It's about as stupid as the creationist argument that evolution is "just a theory."

 
jenniferwillow 2008-06-08 08:03:17 PM  
AirForceVet: Why not execute a mentally handicapped man? We have one as President.

I lol'd.

Seriously though, if somebody got it into their head to be really cruel, they'd explain the idea of Heaven and Hell to this guy, and then tell him he was going to Hell.

/That would be mean though...
//But you know some farker would do it

 
ultraholland 2008-06-08 08:03:19 PM  
Woohoo!! Centennial death party!

 
IndyGemini 2008-06-08 08:03:44 PM  
AirForceVet: Why not execute a mentally handicapped man? We have one as President.

You seem to be in need of some sage advice. I found some you can use on some bozo's profile page.

24. Don't be an internet troll.

 
Purelilac [TotalFark] 2008-06-08 08:04:03 PM  
The sooner the better.

 
earlm 2008-06-08 08:04:05 PM  
Stats say it costs 2 million to execute someone. I talked to a prosecutor who said that's too low.

 
OscarTamerz 2008-06-08 08:04:55 PM  
Walton scored 90 and 77 on intelligence tests taken when he was 17 and 18, respectively. After he was sentenced to death, Walton's scores declined.

What could possibly be the reason for that? Maybe his lawyers told him to fail the test. There isn't anything in the "CODE OF LEGAL ETHICS" that would stop them from doing that. If he is floridly psychotic, like the good doctor claims, give him some antipsychotics and then execute the bastard.

 
Gulper Eel [TotalFark] 2008-06-08 08:05:24 PM  
jenniferwillow: Seriously though, if somebody got it into their head to be really cruel, they'd explain the idea of Heaven and Hell to this guy, and then tell him he was going to Hell.

What, Arby's?

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-06-08 08:05:31 PM  
ukiah: Man says after he is put to death he plans to "go to Burger King and maybe ride a motorcycle."

Doesn't sound any crazier than "I'm going to fly up to the invisible land and play with jesus."


Or going to a wine store and ask something something.

 
USP .45 2008-06-08 08:06:04 PM  
Walton scored 90 and 77 on intelligence tests taken when he was 17 and 18, respectively. After he was sentenced to death, Walton's scores declined.

Yeah but as we all now, standardized intelligence tests are racially biased.

 
The_Time_Master 2008-06-08 08:06:18 PM  
Before Dennis Miller became a major douchebag he said something fundamental that I believe to this day:

"Sometimes you have to cull the herd."

 
Savior Self 2008-06-08 08:06:37 PM  
The death penalty is a terrible thing.

I would much rather die than spend the rest of my life in a jail cell. I am sure others would agree with me. So is the death penalty not the easy way out?

Also as long as you keep them in jail you can later find out they may not be guilty. Here in Canada we have had a couple "murders" get off 20 years later because of DNA. In some U.S. states they would be dead.

 
WFern 2008-06-08 08:06:45 PM  
Do what they did with Ed Gein. Stick him in a mental facility until he dies of old age.

I have to say though... if the option is prison for the rest of his life or a lethal injection, I frankly believe the former is worse.

 
Swede 2008-06-08 08:06:52 PM  
Virginia set to execute man that they claim is not mentally ill. Man says after he is put to death he plans to "go to Burger King and maybe ride a motorcycle."

And you will, Timmy. You will.

 
Renegade Pancake 2008-06-08 08:07:01 PM  
Kill the farker. Now.

If you murder three people and are mentally challenged, you don't deserve to live still. Sorry, but you aren't good for society.

 
mrEdude 2008-06-08 08:07:02 PM  
honestly

who gives a shiit if he's competent or not?
you're playing word games


the guy killed his neighbors
and under the law that's a no-no

he doesn't understand what he did?
too bad, cuz WE do.


*flips switch*

 
bolzy 2008-06-08 08:07:18 PM  
Cost of bullets to be charged to families.

i32.tinypic.com

 
IndyGemini 2008-06-08 08:07:34 PM  
jenniferwillow:

Seriously though, if somebody got it into their head to be really cruel, they'd explain the idea of Heaven and Hell to this guy, and then tell him he was going to Hell.


He's already in Virginia. Explaining the idea of hell shouldn't be that difficult.

:-D

 
98K514 2008-06-08 08:07:44 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

Does not appwove.

 
aresef 2008-06-08 08:08:59 PM  
I'm pretty damn opposed to the death penalty just based on principle. Reading the article, sounds like he was crazy and a little bit retarded when he committed the crime. Now, after years in the slammer, he's seeing things and he's pants-on-head retarded. He needs therapy, not the injection.

 
Can'tLetYouDoThatStarFox 2008-06-08 08:09:15 PM  
Kar98: Can'tLetYouDoThatStarFox: Are we trying to appear barbaric to the rest of the world?

Most of the civilized world doesn't HAVE THAT KIND PROBLEM.
And where they do, they solve it the same way.


What problem?
Most of the civilized world has the death penalty? Don't think so.

upload.wikimedia.org

 
clambot 2008-06-08 08:09:30 PM  
Farck criminals and all of their ilk.

Let's make a better world: stop giving these wastebags juice off the taxpayer teat. Farkc them all. Hang 'em high and let all see.

Buch o' pussie liberals.

Fark them.

 
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