Dear PETA, send more hot naked crazy chicks and STFU.

PETA: So that liberals won't feel left out of the nutjob parade.

Suicidal Writer: consists of its attitude towards those who are at its mercy: animals

I agree. In America, we only allow chicken, duck, turkey, squab, crab, lobster, mussels, oysters, clams, prawns, pheasant, lamb, beef and pork to grace our dinner table. We neglect to allow the rest of the animal kingdom their place alongside our mashed potatoes. I can only imagine the deep sense of abandonment and rejection these poor creatures must feel

*snif*

Kent State?

The Belmont was yesterday and they got Kent State? PETA needs to fire their agent, man. They'll never attention whore in the big leagues if they don't get exposure.

The difference between PETA and true animal lovers, is that PETA doesn't really love animals, they love their cause.

Suicidal Writer: Mankind's true moral test, its fundamental test (which lies deeply buried from view), consists of its attitude towards those who are at its mercy: animals.

The human being who are caring for this animal which was born and raised in captivity are morally superior to those who would turn it out to fend for itself in an environment which it does not understand?

Or...

Those who would turn this magnificent animal loose in its natural environment to live as it was intended to live are morally superior to the cruel monsters who keep it in unnatural captivity?

Anyone ever see a PETA bumper sticker on the same car as a "pro-life" bumper sticker?

Just asking.

rcain: I agree. In America, we only allow chicken, duck, turkey, squab, crab, lobster, mussels, oysters, clams, prawns, pheasant, lamb, beef and pork to grace our dinner table. We neglect to allow the rest of the animal kingdom their place alongside our mashed potatoes. I can only imagine the deep sense of abandonment and rejection these poor creatures must feel

you use yore tongue purtier than a $20 whore.


/off to finish marinating a fresh batch of kitten jerky

I think it might be time for the Ohio National Guard to have a repeat performance.

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: I think it might be time for the Ohio National Guard to have a repeat performance.

Too soon.

Just more proof that PETA doesn't actually know anything about animal behavior. A golden eagle that is frightened would be totally impossible to control. It would freak out and try to flee, or bite its handler.

If the people rehabilitating the animal (who are, you know, experts) believe that the animal is okay with it, then you should believe them.

day-old chicks.

To be ethical, 18 yrs and 1 day old chicks

Day old chicks? I prefer them to be at least 18 but OK.

2wolves: Sir Cumference the Flatulent: I think it might be time for the Ohio National Guard to have a repeat performance.

Too soon.

But now that he has said it, it's ok for the rest of us to make Kent State jokes.



right

right?

Suicidal Writer: Mankind's true moral test, its fundamental test (which lies deeply buried from view), consists of its attitude towards those who are at its mercy: animals OTHER HUMANS. And in this respect mankind has suffered a fundamental debacle, a debacle so fundamental that all others stem from it.

-Milan Kundera, The Unbearable Lightness of Being

There, fixed that for Milan Kundera.

kilgorn: day-old chicks.

To be ethical, 18 yrs and 1 day old chicks

Bastard you beat me to it!

Baby chicks ..... don't you know those PETA a-holes are going nuts over that one, LOL.

PETA makes me sad.

I've talked to a few PETA supporters, and it's crazy. They love animals SO DAMN MUCH, they honestly care more about animal suffering than human suffering. It's not like they'd come right out and say it, but I get the feeling that some of them think a little genocide never hurt anyone.

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: I think it might be time for the Ohio National Guard to have a repeat performance.

Yeah they sadly took four lives while this left the door open for Ohio State students to riot. My mother was at music practice at Hughes Hall that evening and they had to cut practice short because of the riots. I don't think its too soon for the Ohio National Guard to take care of hippies and PETA people getting rid of the last vestiages of Ohio hippism. I mean Antioch College closed down this year.

Suicidal Writer: Mankind's true moral test, its fundamental test (which lies deeply buried from view), consists of its attitude towards those who are at its mercy: animals. And in this respect mankind has suffered a fundamental debacle, a debacle so fundamental that all others stem from it.

-Milan Kundera, The Unbearable Lightness of Being

Hmmmm. A Farker who only posts quotations. Does Bevets have some new thing going on that I don't know about?

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: I think it might be time for the Ohio National Guard to have a repeat performance.

Damn my slow typing skills.

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: I think it might be time for the Ohio National Guard to have a repeat performance.

I am a KSU Student, so I am getting a kick....

Acctually I wish that joke was funny, but it is still a sore spot, In fact so much so, that the stow natl' guard isn't allowed to step foot on the campus, any time they need the guard they come from cleveland.

No People for the Eating of Tasty Animals pics yet? I'm shocked and disappointed in you farkers.

Suicidal Writer: Mankind's true moral test, its fundamental test (which lies deeply buried from view), consists of its attitude towards those who are at its mercy: animals. And in this respect mankind has suffered a fundamental debacle, a debacle so fundamental that all others stem from it.

-Milan Kundera, The Unbearable Lightness of Being


"Oh no, we did not sanctify the chickens. They taste too good."
- Mohandas Gandhi, An Autobiography or My Experiments With Truth

WilliamLeeTwitch: No People for the Eating of Tasty Animals pics yet? I'm shocked and disappointed in you farkers.

Meh, they got old. PETA pretty much makes fun of itself now, it's a self contained joke.

It's nice when they show hot chicks doing strange shiat though. I like that part.

rcain: I agree. In America, we only allow chicken, duck, turkey, squab, crab, lobster, mussels, oysters, clams, prawns, pheasant, lamb, beef and pork to grace our dinner table. We neglect to allow the rest of the animal kingdom their place alongside our mashed potatoes. I can only imagine the deep sense of abandonment and rejection these poor creatures must feel

I've often said that humanity has spent the last million or so years working its way to the top of the food chain, so we should eat everything we can before the dolphins take over.

more at the peta fiiles

Make the world a better place, feed an uppity PETA douchebag activist to a grizzly bear.

Do your part.

Suicidal Writer - Mankind's true moral test, its fundamental test (which lies deeply buried from view), consists of its attitude towards those who are at its mercy: animals. And in this respect mankind has suffered a fundamental debacle, a debacle so fundamental that all others stem from it.

-Milan Kundera, The Unbearable Lightness of Being


Milan Kundera,

Suck my dick and pass the A1.

-Technicolor-Misfit, Chow's On

BlueMustangGrrrl [TotalFark]
The difference between PETA and true animal lovers, is that PETA doesn't really love animals, they love their cause.

i would like to buy you a beer, no, a case of beer, for this.

Kent State to PETA: "Do you know what we do to people who disagree with us?"

PETA can go suck a .....

Or are vegetarians not allowed to do that either?

In fairness, Kent State does have a certain "history" regarding ill treatment of other beings.

If God did not want us to eat other animals, why did he make them out of meat?

Suicidal Writer: Mankind's true moral test, its fundamental test (which lies deeply buried from view), consists of its attitude towards those who are at its mercy: animals. And in this respect mankind has suffered a fundamental debacle, a debacle so fundamental that all others stem from it.

-Milan Kundera, The Unbearable Lightness of Being

Well, PETA would know all about mistreating animals.

/the bird gets gourmet meals delivered. Good deal.

Abner Doon: It's nice when they show hot chicks doing strange shiat though

Did a web search, and I've decided to say, to hell with it. Just go look at the crazy PETA chicks for a while, there's too many to choose from (some slightly NSFW).

I like how the naked chicks in the fake shower are all smug and self-righteous until people get close and start trying to peek over the curtain to get some boobies. Then they act all shocked and outraged.

rcain: Dear PETA, send more hot naked crazy chicks and STFU.

The unfortunate truth is that they showed "Boobies" so they're not required to GTFO.

KFC on Howard Street in Downtown Baltimore.
Had a hundred lines rushing around in my head, but no one was with me to have my back.
I didn't want to have to explain to everyone back at the office how I got my ass beat by some scalded chicks at KFC.

Suicidal Writer:

Mankind's true moral test, its fundamental test (which lies deeply buried from view), consists of its attitude towards those who are at its mercy: animals. And in this respect mankind has suffered a fundamental debacle, a debacle so fundamental that all others stem from it.

-Milan Kundera, The Unbearable Lightness of Being


Cain made God a garden salad, Able tabled meat.
God said "Nom nom thank you Able, that meat's mighty sweet."

/respecting others' formating since 2008

Dear PETA, send more hot naked crazy chicks and STFU.

THIS

Clearly, all animals should live in the wild as nature intended.

So, I assume PETA members, (as bipedal primates belonging to the mammalian species Homo sapiens) will all abandon their homes and vehicles and go back into the wild and live in accord with Mother Nature's plans as we did 130,00 years ago.

SherKhan: Cain made God a garden salad, Able tabled meat.
God said "Nom nom thank you Able, that meat's mighty sweet."

/respecting others' formating since 2008

In fairness, the Biblical God was kind of a dick.

BlueMustangGrrrl: The difference between PETA and true animal lovers, is that PETA doesn't really love animals, they love their cause.

This

...and Ingrid Newkirk's cult of personality.

What the frak does "one lb of meat = one year of showers" mean?


what are they trying to say? seriously, i have no idea

It's been my experience that raptors are okay with meeting people, provided their handlers are there and ready to put the little hoods on if the bird becomes nervous or the crowd gets rowdy. Busch Gardens partners with raptor-rehabilitation and captivity-born raptor programs, for example, and it's kind of cool to see an eagle or falcon in person.

The handler I met there was very nice. She cheerfully explained to my little cousins why it wasn't safe to pet the eagle when they asked and suggested they take a picture instead with the flash off. She was happy to hold her gloved hand in place while we posed the kids about ten feet away so that false-perspective put the eagle on their shoulders -even said it was a good idea and she'd suggest it to others. Every question our three ten-year-olds had for her, she answered, and quite a few from my fiance and I. She even threw a thawed baby mouse so the triplets could see the eagle catch and eat it.

The eagle herself seemed perfectly okay with the attention, and she preened a bit when we remarked what a beautiful eagle she was, sort of like a giant deadly parakeet might respond to 'pretty birdie.' My cousins were enchanted and have since refused to shut up about the experience; writing papers for school about eagles, decorating their room with bird pictures and reading a ridiculous number of books about raptors in general. For their birthday we've planned to sponsor three endangered birds in their names, hopefully an eagle, a peregrine falcon and a snowy owl. There's an aviary we're in touch with where the triplets can go visit 'their birds' every so often, which should make for several nice outings. (Of course, my aunt and uncle are ready to kill us for starting the raptor fad and may not be interested in farming them out to us again...)

If PETA really liked animals, they wouldn't get in the way of programs that ultimately result in more attention, education, funding and interest going the animals' way. The eagle encounter I witnessed resulted in a set of ten-year-olds that can not only spell 'ornithologist,' but who have given up Slurpees and bubble gum altogether in favor of World Wildlife Fund donations and books on zoology.

PETA's clearly jealous of the attention.

MuffinMan8869:

What the frak does "one lb of meat = one year of showers" mean?


what are they trying to say? seriously, i have no idea

Water usage?

How would PETA feel about this?

Link (bug fights)