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(News.com.au) Spiffy Laura Bush visits Afghanistan, dodges sniper fire, brings home new blankets for the family and pets   (news.com.au) divider line 37
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Suicidal Writer 2008-06-08 02:36:03 PM  
in the central province of Bamiyan, home to the ancient statues of Buddha that the Taliban destroyed months before they were toppled.

That should be considered some sort of crime. Painful video of them doing this.

 
Av8rLuvr [TotalFark] 2008-06-08 03:30:04 PM  
Suicidal Writer: Painful video of them doing this.

Your right. That was painful to watch.

 
CarolynLibrarian 2008-06-08 03:30:22 PM  
Suicidal Writer: That should be considered some sort of crime.

Sadly, no. As the UNESCO Director-General Koïchiro Matsuura said,
"I was distressed to learn from my Special Envoy, Pierre Lafrance, that the destruction of the Bamiyan Buddhas was confirmed. In so doing, the Taliban have committed a crime against culture. It is abominable to witness the cold and calculated destruction of cultural properties which were the heritage of the Afghan people, and, indeed, of the whole of humanity. The Buddhas of Bamiyan were not inscribed on the World Heritage List but deserved to be and their destruction represents a true cultural crime."

So, in other words; we hate it, it's morally reprehensible, everyone knows it, and we can't do a damn thing about it. They're the cultural property of Afghanistan - Afghanistan has to handle what to do about it.

Peaceful farmers! Peaceful farmers!

 
HulkHands [TotalFark] 2008-06-08 04:16:44 PM  
CarolynLibrarian: So, in other words; we hate it, it's morally reprehensible, everyone knows it, and we can't do a damn thing about it. They're the cultural property of Afghanistan - Afghanistan has to handle what to do about it.

Peaceful farmers! Peaceful farmers!


Well, they're Buddhist statues. You stand up for the Buddhists there, those in ChinaTibet are gonna be like "Uh, what about us?"

Can't have that, no sir!

 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark] 2008-06-08 04:44:11 PM  
"Bush said she had wanted to see progress in Afghanistan".

Why? Why the hell do we need some Stepford wife who used to be a librarian assessing the situation?

It's just another photo op, that is a counter productive disruption.

Sort of like when Chimpy kept visiting areas damaged by Katrina.
All it did, was shut down the airport for a few hours, preventing vital supplies from being flown in.

But that's OK, because they managed to snap a few pictures of him handing out sandwiches to 3, or 4 kids.

So much for the other 100,000 or so people that hadn't eaten in a few days. They can wait.

 
McStinky 2008-06-08 05:07:06 PM  
Don't be surprised to hear "even the first lady has been to Afghanistan, yet still nothing from Obama."

So yes, a stupid photo op.

 
PATS0707 2008-06-08 06:22:40 PM  
If I had a Bush I would name it Laura.

 
Hobodeluxe [TotalFark] 2008-06-08 06:24:13 PM  
shes trying to be McCain's vp pick. this is giving her cred.

 
Funk Brothers 2008-06-08 06:30:05 PM  
Afgan dog?

 
JQPublic [TotalFark] 2008-06-08 06:31:12 PM  
Commence Democrat saturation bombing of another thread.

 
TMBGfreak 2008-06-08 06:38:52 PM  
Hamid Karzai gave our family a rug from Afghanistan. Pretty nice rug.

 
culebra 2008-06-08 06:43:18 PM  
Did she run anyone over while she was there?

 
dudemanbro [TotalFark] 2008-06-08 06:43:51 PM  
PATS0707: If I had a Bush I would name it Laura.

Link (pops, NSFW)

 
SushiJoe [TotalFark] 2008-06-08 06:50:13 PM  
smallpox?

 
moothemagiccow 2008-06-08 06:50:54 PM  
dudemanbro: PATS0707: If I had a Bush I would name it Laura.

Link (pops, NSFW)


AUGH AUGH MY EYES

 
Aarontology [TotalFark] 2008-06-08 06:57:01 PM  
dudemanbro: PATS0707: If I had a Bush I would name it Laura.

Link (pops, NSFW)


Sweet Zombie Jesus! I don't have enough alcohol in the house to erase that from my mind.

 
Abner Doon 2008-06-08 06:58:47 PM  
HulkHands: CarolynLibrarian: So, in other words; we hate it, it's morally reprehensible, everyone knows it, and we can't do a damn thing about it. They're the cultural property of Afghanistan - Afghanistan has to handle what to do about it.

Peaceful farmers! Peaceful farmers!

Well, they're Buddhist statues. You stand up for the Buddhists there, those in ChinaTibet are gonna be like "Uh, what about us?"

Can't have that, no sir!


Yeah, 'cause our foreign policy otherwise makes total and complete sense, with no contradictions at all.

 
Abner Doon 2008-06-08 07:07:15 PM  
Hobodeluxe: shes trying to be McCain's vp pick. this is giving her cred.

I wish. That would make this election season a ton less stressful. I'm pretty sure Obama/ZombieStalin would have a good chance against that ticket.

 
PATS0707 2008-06-08 07:12:37 PM  
dudemanbro: PATS0707: If I had a Bush I would name it Laura.

Link (pops, NSFW)


LOL!!!

 
Dododado 2008-06-08 07:15:02 PM  
TMBGfreak: Hamid Karzai gave our family a rug from Afghanistan. Pretty nice rug.



How do you know Hamid Karzai?

 
SherKhan 2008-06-08 07:16:55 PM  
JQPublic:

Commence Democrat saturation bombing of another thread.

Would you settle for a non-partisan liberal just tinkling behind the large vase of dried eucalyptus in the corner?

www.obraverde-flowers.com


I'd find a book on her experiences during her husband's terms interesting. I hope she writes one.

/had, have and always will have a thing for prim librarians. The "thing" I have is unspeakably risque.

 
TMBGfreak 2008-06-08 07:20:17 PM  
Dododado: TMBGfreak: Hamid Karzai gave our family a rug from Afghanistan. Pretty nice rug.



How do you know Hamid Karzai?


My dad was a Secret Service agent for a while. Protected him once when he came to the UN.

/Secret Service is actually allowed to accept gifts to prevent appearing rude

 
cryptozoophiliac 2008-06-08 07:27:16 PM  
suicidalwriter: in the central province of Bamiyan, home to the ancient statues of Buddha that the Taliban destroyed months before they were toppled.

That should be considered some sort of crime. Painful video of them doing this.


The Taliban suck to be sure. But....wouldn't the destruction of Buddha statues be just fine from a Buddhist perspective...if you follow what I'm saying...

 
muck4doo [TotalFark] 2008-06-08 07:52:29 PM  
cryptozoophiliac: suicidalwriter: in the central province of Bamiyan, home to the ancient statues of Buddha that the Taliban destroyed months before they were toppled.

That should be considered some sort of crime. Painful video of them doing this.

The Taliban suck to be sure. But....wouldn't the destruction of Buddha statues be just fine from a Buddhist perspective...if you follow what I'm saying...


It's only fine from an asshole perspective. Yeah, I understand they would show it doesn't bother them, but I'm sure they're not realy feeling very happy about it.

 
Dododado 2008-06-08 08:05:20 PM  
TMBGfreak: Dododado: TMBGfreak: Hamid Karzai gave our family a rug from Afghanistan. Pretty nice rug.



How do you know Hamid Karzai?

My dad was a Secret Service agent for a while. Protected him once when he came to the UN.

/Secret Service is actually allowed to accept gifts to prevent appearing rude



How cool is that!! Who else did he protect? Man, I am a huge nerd.

 
Dododado 2008-06-08 08:06:25 PM  
Dododado: TMBGfreak: Dododado: TMBGfreak: Hamid Karzai gave our family a rug from Afghanistan. Pretty nice rug.



How do you know Hamid Karzai?

My dad was a Secret Service agent for a while. Protected him once when he came to the UN.

/Secret Service is actually allowed to accept gifts to prevent appearing rude


How cool is that!! Who else did he protect? Man, I am a huge nerd.




Hey...he's from a very poor country. What's he doing giving rugs away?

 
Therion [TotalFark] 2008-06-08 08:09:03 PM  
Did she get five rugs for five dollars?

Did she wear one of these?

www.necn.com

 
Nurglitch 2008-06-08 08:16:02 PM  
Man, Rachel Ray is hot. This thread needs more pics of Rachel Ray.

 
theteacher 2008-06-08 08:35:10 PM  
You forgot to mention that she adopted six Afghanian children, three Afghanian Hounds, and two afghans.

 
linuxubergeek 2008-06-08 09:33:17 PM  
TommyymmoT: "Bush said she had wanted to see progress in Afghanistan".

Why? Why the hell do we need some Stepford wife who used to be a librarian assessing the situation?


She was in to score some grade-A heroin to make those last few months a little easier.

TMBGfreak: Secret Service is actually allowed to accept gifts to prevent appearing rude

A lot of Government agency employees are allowed to accept gifts. Being allowed to keep them is another matter. That takes paperwork, waivers, and time.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-06-08 10:18:37 PM  
You mean the snipers MISSED?

We gotta start paying the Taliban again.

 
BuddhistWitchForChrist 2008-06-08 10:40:19 PM  
She must be preparing for a presidential bid.

 
Sofa King Awesome 2008-06-08 10:57:55 PM  
CarolynLibrarian: Suicidal Writer: That should be considered some sort of crime.

Sadly, no. As the UNESCO Director-General Koïchiro Matsuura said,
"I was distressed to learn from my Special Envoy, Pierre Lafrance, that the destruction of the Bamiyan Buddhas was confirmed. In so doing, the Taliban have committed a crime against culture. It is abominable to witness the cold and calculated destruction of cultural properties which were the heritage of the Afghan people, and, indeed, of the whole of humanity. The Buddhas of Bamiyan were not inscribed on the World Heritage List but deserved to be and their destruction represents a true cultural crime."

So, in other words; we hate it, it's morally reprehensible, everyone knows it, and we can't do a damn thing about it. They're the cultural property of Afghanistan - Afghanistan has to handle what to do about it.

Peaceful farmers! Peaceful farmers!


Actually, you're full of shiat. UNESCO lobbied the Afghan government very strongly, and tried to rally the international community to come up with a plan to protect the statues. Sanctions, bribes, anything. Nobody cared. And neither did we until some Mujahadin blowback ran into Manhattan.

But UNESCO worked their asses off. Too bad they don't have an army of their own.

 
Aarontology [TotalFark] 2008-06-08 11:12:07 PM  
BuddhistWitchForChrist: She must be preparing for a presidential bid.

She's already had 8 years of high level executive experience.

 
poopa 2008-06-08 11:24:11 PM  
cryptozoophiliac: The Taliban suck to be sure. But....wouldn't the destruction of Buddha statues be just fine from a Buddhist perspective...if you follow what I'm saying...

They come back as cows?

 
Jambuu 2008-06-09 03:46:09 AM  
PATS0707: If I had a Bush I would name it Laura.

awesome, I heard Jenna is fertile and submissive

 
Ed Finnerty 2008-06-09 09:54:57 AM  
dudemanbro:

GAH!

 
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