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(AP) Spiffy Man, 84, finally gets to attend high school prom, spikes punch, knocks up the prom queen   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 44
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strangeguitar 2008-06-08 03:00:48 PM  
I hear the elderly man then crashed an "after-party".
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X_Rated_Shennanigans 2008-06-08 04:22:18 PM  
Sappy tag too busy watching romantic comedies?

 
Sgt Oddball [TotalFark] 2008-06-08 04:22:29 PM  
The Aristocrats!

/got nothin'

 
larsalan 2008-06-08 04:25:40 PM  
fail

 
freakdiablo 2008-06-08 04:25:47 PM  
DAD?!?!

 
BaaTheSheep 2008-06-08 04:27:40 PM  
But, but, but...he's over 21!!! He could bring alcohol!!! He might encourage the underage girls to date older men who could take advantage of them!!!

/sheesh

 
ultraholland 2008-06-08 04:28:23 PM  
Great, now the prom smells like onions and urine.

 
thelordofcheese 2008-06-08 04:30:03 PM  
Chester the Molester?

 
skinink 2008-06-08 04:31:19 PM  
"Hey young lady, didn't I almost hit you with my car outside a farmer's market?"

 
Visceral Realist 2008-06-08 04:32:20 PM  
Sgt Oddball: The Aristocrats!

/got nothin'


That joke is dead. Really. Stop it. Just stop it.

 
Mrs. Chomsky 2008-06-08 04:32:43 PM  
That's really awesome.

 
DAHFreedom 2008-06-08 04:34:28 PM  
www.splicedwire.com

"Your best? Losers always whine about their best..."

 
Haoie 2008-06-08 04:41:01 PM  
Talk about a late bloomer.

Uh, he's not a virgin, is he?!

 
Gravyguts 2008-06-08 04:42:40 PM  
"Winners get to go home a fark the prom queen."

 
ciararavenblaze 2008-06-08 04:48:02 PM  
Visceral Realist: Sgt Oddball: The Aristocrats!

/got nothin'

That joke is dead. Really. Stop it. Just stop it.


what I want to know is what IS the joke involving "The Aristocrats!" in the first place?

 
Thakh 2008-06-08 04:51:38 PM  
Old people get all the fun.
www.justn.com
//Hot-linkitty

 
freakdiablo 2008-06-08 04:52:02 PM  
ciararavenblaze: Visceral Realist: Sgt Oddball: The Aristocrats!

/got nothin'

That joke is dead. Really. Stop it. Just stop it.

what I want to know is what IS the joke involving "The Aristocrats!" in the first place?


Basically there is no one joke. It goes

A man walks into a theater agency and says to the agent, I have the greatest idea for a play. It will make millions and everyone will be famous. The agent asks, "Tell me, what is it about?"
*insert long description of incest, rape, torture, eating disgusting things, maybe some more incest*
Then the agent, in shock, asks, "Well, what do you call this?"
The mans answer, "The Aristocrats"

 
X_Rated_Shennanigans 2008-06-08 04:56:36 PM  
freakdiablo: ciararavenblaze: Visceral Realist: Sgt Oddball: The Aristocrats!

/got nothin'

That joke is dead. Really. Stop it. Just stop it.

what I want to know is what IS the joke involving "The Aristocrats!" in the first place?

Basically there is no one joke. It goes

A man walks into a theater agency and says to the agent, I have the greatest idea for a play. It will make millions and everyone will be famous. The agent asks, "Tell me, what is it about?"
*insert long description of incest, rape, torture, eating disgusting things, maybe some more incest*
Then the agent, in shock, asks, "Well, what do you call this?"
The mans answer, "The Aristocrats"


There's actually a movie about it. It's basically just a bunch of comedians telling their version of the aristocrats. Never seen it, but I've watched some individual scenes on youtube. Doesn't seem too interesting, just really disgusting.

 
SkySnake 2008-06-08 04:57:13 PM  
And that's exactly why Barack Obama should be president.

/Am I late??

 
freakdiablo 2008-06-08 04:59:42 PM  
X_Rated_Shennanigans:
There's actually a movie about it. It's basically just a bunch of comedians telling their version of the aristocrats. Never seen it, but I've watched some individual scenes on youtube. Doesn't seem too interesting, just really disgusting.

Well, if you see the whole movie they say that its not supposed to be funny, just the shock value of the whole thing compared to the fairly mediocre punch line.

 
MyPoolLeaks [TotalFark] 2008-06-08 05:06:30 PM  
No Hero tag?X_Rated_Shennanigans: Sappy tag too busy watching romantic comedies?

No Hero Tag?

/must've been too busy fighting Die Deutschen

 
deadstare 2008-06-08 05:06:37 PM  
I see where this thread is going...

 
studebaker hoch 2008-06-08 05:07:24 PM  
ciararavenblaze

what I want to know is what IS the joke involving "The Aristocrats!" in the first place?

THIS.

A great many of us are interested in the subtle nuances and historical significance of that joke.

 
GoofingOff 2008-06-08 05:10:58 PM  
Chris Hansen picture in 3...2...

 
Existensial dyslexia 2008-06-08 05:14:34 PM  
Educate yourselves (now never use it incorrectly again):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_aristocrats

 
aerojockey [TotalFark] 2008-06-08 05:15:42 PM  
And afterwards he realized what a rip-off the whole thing was.

 
freakdiablo 2008-06-08 05:18:25 PM  
Existensial dyslexia: (now never use it incorrectly again):



Wow, and you've been a fark member longer then I have. On fark, jokes arent just killed, their dead hollowed out bodies are raped and then used as props in the next Uwe Boll movie.

 
kilgorn 2008-06-08 05:19:44 PM  
He spiked the punch with his teeth...

 
kzp7 2008-06-08 05:21:57 PM  
WARNING: The following link is vile, horrifying and funny as hell. Should not be viewed by anybody, ever!

A popular verson of the Aristocrats Joke

If you can read the whole thing without being be shocked then you need professional help.

 
thelordofcheese 2008-06-08 05:24:43 PM  
X_Rated_Shennanigans: freakdiablo: ciararavenblaze: Visceral Realist: Sgt Oddball: The Aristocrats!

/got nothin'

That joke is dead. Really. Stop it. Just stop it.

what I want to know is what IS the joke involving "The Aristocrats!" in the first place?

Basically there is no one joke. It goes

A man walks into a theater agency and says to the agent, I have the greatest idea for a play. It will make millions and everyone will be famous. The agent asks, "Tell me, what is it about?"
*insert long description of incest, rape, torture, eating disgusting things, maybe some more incest*
Then the agent, in shock, asks, "Well, what do you call this?"
The mans answer, "The Aristocrats"

There's actually a movie about it. It's basically just a bunch of comedians telling their version of the aristocrats. Never seen it, but I've watched some individual scenes on youtube. Doesn't seem too interesting, just really disgusting.


Bah!
www.hbo.com (new window)

/at your local library

 
shinjitsuism 2008-06-08 05:26:31 PM  
knocks up the prom queen

Would she be as old him too?

gallery.photo.net

 
Vagpuncher 2008-06-08 05:32:39 PM  
freakdiablo: X_Rated_Shennanigans:
There's actually a movie about it. It's basically just a bunch of comedians telling their version of the aristocrats. Never seen it, but I've watched some individual scenes on youtube. Doesn't seem too interesting, just really disgusting.

Well, if you see the whole movie they say that its not supposed to be funny, just the shock value of the whole thing compared to the fairly mediocre punch line.


The joke is based on juxtaposing absolutely filthy, vile, disgusting acts with an act whose name conveys a sense of being prim and proper. Classical (English) Aristocratic society would be absolutely appalled(as would most people) by such actions described in the joke. It is by no means just a mediocre punchline.
With that said, it is all about saying the most disgusting shiat you can think of.

 
soupnyc807 2008-06-08 05:42:02 PM  
No child left behind

 
maxximillian 2008-06-08 05:47:21 PM  
X_Rated_Shennanigans: Sappy tag too busy watching romantic comedies?

Sappy tag had something in it's eye.
In both eyes?
Oh then it must have been allergies or some one smoking or something...

 
Shenanigans! 2008-06-08 05:58:05 PM  
But did he wear an onion on his belt?

 
mordantkitten [TotalFark] 2008-06-08 06:02:16 PM  
Fail is me...I don't get the onion thing. Explain, please?

 
elusiveshoe 2008-06-08 06:06:18 PM  
thelordofcheese: Chester the Molester?

You made my day.

 
Darth Invictus [TotalFark] 2008-06-08 06:13:18 PM  
I never went to prom.

My hooligan friends and I had a big party out in the country on prom night instead.

 
Zmog [TotalFark] 2008-06-08 06:15:50 PM  
The jokeVagpuncher: The joke is based on juxtaposing absolutely filthy, vile, disgusting acts with an act whose name conveys a sense of being prim and proper. Classical (English) Aristocratic society would be absolutely appalled(as would most people) by such actions described in the joke. It is by no means just a mediocre punchline.
With that said, it is all about saying the most disgusting shiat you can think of.


...and getting away with it.

Anyway, about the movie, it's greater than the sum of its parts. One or two Youtube-clips of individual Aristocrats-jokes isn't going to give a fair impression about what the movie is about.

Although, the South Park clip is pretty sweet on its own.

 
Zmog [TotalFark] 2008-06-08 06:20:15 PM  
Anyway, back on topic. Go old guy.

 
scott-ty 2008-06-08 06:21:04 PM  
did he bump the prom queen, kick up his heart rate and his woodie both up.. ? ... nuff said

 
studebaker hoch 2008-06-08 06:26:22 PM  
South Park did a "The Aristocrats!" joke?

D000000000000000000d!

no wai

 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark] 2008-06-08 06:26:52 PM  
Vagpuncher: Classical (English) Aristocratic society would be absolutely appalled(as would most people) by such actions described in the joke.

Hahahaha

 
Kaybeck 2008-06-08 10:01:25 PM  
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"You don't wanna hurt yourself dancing; make sure you stretch out those creamy hamstrings."

 
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