You must be one of those students... "4 in 10" is not a percentage.

Subby's logic is pathetic: the one's hitting real hotties aren't narc-ing themselves out, they're too busy going "Yes! there is a God!"

I'll take #5, #7 and #9.

Just wrap 'em up, i'll take them home.

My slideshow had 12 women.

My slideshow had 12.... well they COULD be women?

stingrza: My slideshow had 12 women.

12 pictures, but Lafave and LeTourneau are in there twice.

All women are hittable, even your dad.

The slideshow had 12 pictures, 10 different women.

Arrest the students, or at least slap some of the stoopid out of them for hitting those things

i'd have to see the rest of #4 before making a decision.

//gym teacher? look out

Wow, I scored 8 out of 11. But to be fair half of those were 6-packers.

After looking at that I'd say 55% are hitable.

almandot: She looks hot even in stripes.

The sheriff there: not so much.

^ Hotness, but WHAT THE HELL IS NEXT TO THE HOTTIE IN STRIPES?!!! It looks like a cross between Lon Chaney and Pat!

Nice.

#1, #4, #6, #9?

Also, what's with the trend of female teachers banging their students? Honestly. Is there some kind of psychological phenomenon going on here?

It's the same thing with priests and altar boys.

So which four? I'm guessing Contestants 1, 6 and 9...that's only three by my count.

AmStatic1
You must be one of those students... "4 in 10" is not a percentage.

Yeah, what a dumbass, that's like 1/3...

That cell phone video Pamela Rogers made was awesome. I would have never stopped beating off if my high school French teacher ever sent me something like that.

I can't imagine what a night with both Debra Lafave and Pam Rogers would be like.

I'm surprised any of those women were up to Farker standards.

randomstranger: Wow, I scored 8 out of 11. But to be fair half of those were 6-packers.

Well hell, if you include booze then, yeah, the odds start to get better. A couple of those would take a fifth of the good stuff, two bags for her, one for me in case hers falls off and a gun to shoot myself with after the fact.

LeTourneau is the O.G. of women sleeping with their students.

I think #2 is Ms. Pommelhosrt.

So .4% are actually hittable, subby?

stingrza: My slideshow had 12 women.


Actually the slideshow only had 10 women, the stupid creator just used two pictures of two women on different pages, but I think it's less than 4 of hittable teachers from that slideshow.

1. Pixilated Shockface.
2. Will only see 2 flies fark in prison.
3. Q-tip or Cueball face?
4. Will get really physical in prison.
5. Got arrested by cinnimon roll county police.
6. Why the long face? oh, nevermind.
7. Eh, an improvement in court. Nag.
8. Cowface?
9. Jury is out on this one.
10. See comment on woman #2.
11. 1 Room apartment?
12. Deer in the headlight.

Sixth grade? Also, how does a woman rape a man? It's not like it boner-on-command, but at that age it was kind of a permanent condition.

Two of them are hot, one is average... rest, not so much

/not being a sharp knees guy, just honest opinion
//after a six-pack, number of hittable ones would rise... maybe make that a 12'er...

I saw only 2 being anywhere near "hitable". I think either Subby has low standards or is simply bad at math.

aneternalenigma: I can't imagine what a night with both Debra Lafave and Pam Rogers would be like.

Educational.

I came out with 4 maybes if they're really cool.
/and I'm not talking about relationships, because looks take a back seat then

queezyweezel

Keep your disgusting fantasies to yourself!

The numbers can vary depending on how much alcohol has been consumed.

I dont care what anyone else says.. I like those odds.

Maybe one, if all I had to look at was the back of her head.

Just 6(and 7) and 9 for me.

Number 12 was spooky

The rest, done worse

More of them than not will clean up just fine for most of us.

/all of them for a teenaged boy with an overdose of testosterone and near-priapism

1, 3, 4, 6, 8, 9, 10, and 12.

What can I say, I'm a dirty boy.

3????. You have no taste, buttcat.

ttc2301: More of them than not will clean up just fine for most of us.

/all of them for a teenaged boy with an overdose of testosterone and near-priapism

"Snort"

Thats how I went through junior high

1: Hell yes!
2: God no!
3: Ich, no thanks.
4: Doesn't matter, she's a lesbian.
5: Maybe in a different light.
6 & 7: Oh hell yeah!
8: Ew, what the hell?
9: Like the fist of an angry God!
10: Maybe if she put on some makeup and took that look off her face.
11 & 12: Maybe 10 years ago.

The correct answer is 2.

phartman: Also, how does a woman rape a man?

Use your imagination.

I would have sex with all of them but numbers 2 and 3. Those mug shots aren't exactly capturing their good sides.

Lord Summerisle: I would have sex with all of them but numbers 2 and 3. Those mug shots aren't exactly capturing their good sides.

Oh god I just have to ask.

What is their good sides?

#1 Christine Brown - Yes
#6/#7 Debra Lafave - Oh hell yes
#9 Pamela Rodgers - Fist.Angry.God

That's it.

The correct answer is "two." TWO.

Lord Summerisle: I would have sex with all of them but numbers 2 and 3. Those mug shots aren't exactly capturing their good sides.

Are you kidding me!? #8 looks like Sloth from the Goonies.

/Baby Ruth!

Ima4nic8or: 3????. You have no taste, buttcat.

Why, because she's heavy? But I bet she farks like a champ and wouldn't be shy about trying new things.

I thought black and white striped prison uniforms stopped being used along with the monochrome silent films...