ZOMBIE THREAD!

You have to shoot them in the head!

FTFA: It appears that Parmiter wandered away from the accident scene, walked about 1.5 kilometres to the 20100 block of Industrial Avenue where he found a piece of foam, placed it beneath the trailer, and lay face down on it.

Uh, there's being disorientated, and then there's just plain strange. I mean, seriously, why would he do that, even disorientated? If they mean to say he suffocated on the foam, which is how I read that.

But, I'll differ to the experts on this one; there's probably other details left out of TFA, as usual.

Was that an article or an eulogy?

FTFA:

According to his brother Mark Babor, Parmiter was involved in a low-speed crash involving just his car, a red 2008 Viper, in the area of Fraser Highway and the 208 Street causeway.

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Parmiter sufffered from a blood disorder and it's possible that it was instrumental in his death, Babor said.

"There is no doubt in my mind that that was what he succumbed to," he said, adding that the condition might have left his brother disoriented.

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"The battery was on the blink so he left the cell phone at home," Babor rents a suite there.

Babor rented a suite in the house that Parmiter had just bought with his fiancee.

Spidey senses tingling. There's something fishy about the brother.

Mrh?

I am going to ask fark my newest favorite question - if a zombie bites a vampire, does anything happen to the vampire?

Braindeath: I am going to ask fark my newest favorite question - if a zombie bites a vampire, does anything happen to the vampire?

I think he turns into a werewolf.

Braindeath: I am going to ask fark my newest favorite question - if a zombie bites a vampire, does anything happen to the vampire?


reverse vampire.

That was such a horribly written article! What's all this about brains, now?

I want to know if they're going to charge him with leaving the scene of an accident?

That article was incomprehensible. I think zombies ate the reporter's brain. Send more paramedics. Brains!!!

If a Viper-driving car salesman dies on the highway, does anybody care?

0Icky0: If a Viper-driving car salesman dies on the highway, does anybody care?

The poor guy that has to clean that mess up?

From what I just read in Monster Manual I, Vampires are uneffected by disease. I don't think a Zombie biting a Vampire would do anything except piss it off.

kidsizedcoffin: The poor guy that has to clean that mess up?

Just paint a yellow line over him and have done with it.

Not his problem.

tehotherbilly: From what I just read in Monster Manual I, Vampires are uneffected by disease. I don't think a Zombie biting a Vampire would do anything except piss it off.

All undead are immune to disease and poison.
\Per the REAL AD&D rules: V2.5 and earlier
\\V3 and later can suck my balls
\\\My balls save against gaze attack!

I'm not dead yet. I think I'll go for a walk.

H31N0US: I'm not dead yet. I think I'll go for a walk.

You'll be stone dead in a moment.

Why would a zombie go to a trailer park to look for brains?

Dead man wandered from accident scene, joined TotalFark.

panzerfaustbob

D&D in the pink box was the best.

Non-humans are individual classes, magic missile does 1d6, and you can read all the rules twice in the same time it takes a d20 system player to look up the feats for yet another multi-class drow who wants to use their wizardfighterpriestrangermonkpaladinthief powers for good.

\still the best game evar!!!1!, any edition
\\but everyone seems to have forgotten the "rules are only sugestions" spirit...

panzerfaustbob

I'm talking about AD&D circa 1978. For me there is no other :)

Sounds like he had porphyria. George III and Mary, Queen of Scots had it. Bouts of mania, mad as hatters.

Braindeath: I am going to ask fark my newest favorite question - if a zombie bites a vampire, does anything happen to the vampire?

Don't be a troll, vampires aren't even real. pssh

Is he any relation to Vince Foster?

I am going to ask fark my newest favorite question - if a zombie bites a vampire, does anything happen to the vampire?
"It just hurts like a biatch."

If my ticket to driving a Viper was an endless series of drawing big crosses on paper to divide it into quarters and referring everyone to my "associate" or "manager" every 20 minutes, and generally wasting everyone's time, I'd have wrecked that Viper at top speed into a crowd of children just to prove to my "manager" how dedicated I was to the principle of farking everyone, sale or no sale.

speaking of zombies... http://www.urbandead.com/

If a Zombie bites a Vampire in a Viper, does the Zombie win a Volvo?

doglover: panzerfaustbob

D&D in the pink box was the best.

Non-humans are individual classes, magic missile does 1d6, and you can read all the rules twice in the same time it takes a d20 system player to look up the feats for yet another multi-class drow who wants to use their wizardfighterpriestrangermonkpaladinthief powers for good.

\still the best game evar!!!1!, any edition
\\but everyone seems to have forgotten the "rules are only sugestions" spirit...

Traveller or Star Frontiers for SciFi.

RuneQuest II for Fantasy

/Ducks for the win!

I enjoy DnD but ive never actually played it right. usually it was me and 3 other people would sit down, get high and listen to the DM describe a gladiatorial fight between a mountain giant and a fire elemental. then we'd get high again.


/didnt really accomplish much did we? heh.

Braindeath: I am going to ask fark my newest favorite question - if a zombie bites a vampire, does anything happen to the vampire?

Can't believe I'm putting as much thought into this as I am, but the vampire doesn't have a working circulatory system so the virus the zombie spreads couldn't do anything

not to mention the vampire is already dead

/I feel dirty
//Thats enough internets for today, I'm going out to play in the sun

greendanny8
Mrh?

Quit being a silly Mrh-cow waiting on Harman Bag-Manz to stick a needle in your sorry ass. Go out and munch some brains!

/And you'd better come to Monroeville when the border opens up again.
//Ain't no revives there... plenty of brains though...

kidsizedcoffin: Was that an article or an eulogy?

Atheist_Republican: FTFA: It appears that Parmiter wandered away from the accident scene, walked about 1.5 kilometres to the 20100 block of Industrial Avenue where he found a piece of foam, placed it beneath the trailer, and lay face down on it.

Uh, there's being disorientated, and then there's just plain strange. I mean, seriously, why would he do that, even disorientated? If they mean to say he suffocated on the foam, which is how I read that.

But, I'll differ to the experts on this one; there's probably other details left out of TFA, as usual.

The whole article's just plain strange, and curiously uninformative.

Hemophilia, anyone? It's a "blood disorder," and even a small knock can cause bleeding. I have a second cousin with it, and he's sadly crippled because of bleeding into his joints. It this man received a knock on the head, it might have started bleeding in his brain and once started, it wouldn't stop.

Vampire? Werewolf? Zombie? Meh, sorry to spoil your fun.

Lambeau: panzerfaustbob

You must unlearn what you have learned. Consult the book:

A thing of beauty. So much better before they were bought by the Magic: The Gathering people...

i seem to do something and then something completely random kills somebody, and it has something to do with the article, i mean, i just picked up resident evil 4, and this happens, well, lets pray he dosnt crash a wedding, stab someone, and then eat there brains