Funny one time a guy flashed me raincoat and all, only it was I who laughed at him. I don't know why I laughed, nervousness I think and the more furiously he would masturbate the harder I would laugh. He didn't take it too well and got angry and flipped me off and ran away.

/just thought I'd share

Mmmm laughsterbate.

a misdemeanor? really? that's... damn, that's actually reasonable.

mjk42: a misdemeanor? really? that's... damn, that's actually reasonable.

Had this happened in Texas, he'd be on death row and would likely serve as the impetus for mandatory LWOP, at minimum, for all sex offenders.

"Officer, please get here quick. My kittens are dying and he STILL WON'T STOP!!"

FTA: The man later told a detective he was urinating out of his bedroom window.

krysbabe: Funny one time a guy flashed me raincoat and all, only it was I who laughed at him. I don't know why I laughed, nervousness I think and the more furiously he would masturbate the harder I would laugh. He didn't take it too well and got angry and flipped me off and ran away.

/just thought I'd share

As I read this comment, the banner ad to the side of the page is the Klondike one of a guy opening his raincoat. If I had an image host, I'd post a screen cap.

So what would happen if I walked around topless around my house and some nosey neighbors looked up at me. Would I get charged with a misdemeanor?


also... I hope I'm not the only one who giggled at "measuring it with a certified laser instrument"

Fizzy_Pop: So what would happen if I walked around topless around my house and some nosey neighbors looked up at me. Would I get charged with a misdemeanor?

No, thats not how it works. Woman in house naked, man looks through window, man charged with peeping.

Man in house naked, woman looks through window, man charged with nude conduct.

krysbabe: Funny one time a guy flashed me raincoat and all, only it was I who laughed at him. I don't know why I laughed, nervousness I think and the more furiously he would masturbate the harder I would laugh. He didn't take it too well and got angry and flipped me off and ran away.

/just thought I'd share

Just so you know, I remembered that I had another appointment that day.

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

That`s nothing,

Here in Oregon this week, we have...
Teacher taping a kid,
Teacher raping a kid
And....


WOODBURN OR. -- Police say a Woodburn police officer is on paid administrative leave after his arrest on charges of exposing himself to his neighbors.

Three witnesses say they saw 50-year-old Jose Rodriguez standing in the doorway of his West Salem home and masturbating. They say he was aware he was being watched. He was off duty.

Salem officers say they saw Rodriguez with his shorts down.
They say Rodriguez attributed his acts to depression.
He posted bail on Sunday.
Woodburn police say Rodriguez has been an officer for at least 20 years.

Confabulat: Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

I came here to say that.

Police used a laser to measure exactly how far away a suspect was when witnesses said he masturbated and laughed at them.

I can't imagine how the laser part of this story ended up the first sentence.

What baffles me even more is that they printed the distance between the witness' doorstop and the window of masturbation, but offered no explanation of what the fukc difference that fact makes.

I have no idea why but I couldn't stop laughing after reading: The man later told a detective he was urinating out of his bedroom window.

Is "penis" a forbidden word in Florida?

/Fundies should stay inside with their eyes closed.

//Penis.

Neurochemist: I have no idea why but I couldn't stop laughing after reading: The man later told a detective he was urinating out of his bedroom window.

I've done that from my balcony - 42 floors up, but during the early hours when I was smoking and couldn't be bothered going back inside for a wee.


/I've given up smoking so I don't wee from the balcony anymore

Ahahahaha!!!

*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*

Ahahahahaha!!

*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*

kzp7: FTA: The man later told a detective he was urinating out of his bedroom window.

Yeah, because urinating out your bedroom window is so much better than masturbating ?

I used to pee out of my window, back in college, so I am really getting a kick out of these replies.

Fizzy_Pop: So what would happen if I walked around topless around my house and some nosey neighbors looked up at me. Would I get charged with a misdemeanor?

No, but I'd be.. err, your neighbors would be charged with fapping in public.

guess they couldn't see the prostitute laying on the floor from their house. nosy neighbors,.. at least she left before the cops arrived,..err wait,..aren't all the hookers in Florida cops?
Mr Strawberry unavailable for comment.

I'm getting a kick out of this thread because I'm naked right now, but not masturbating. It's 86 deg. with 1,000,000% humidity, and my A/C is broken. To hot to spank the monkey. Ah, summer in Philadelphia! I'd rather be in hell.

/I don't think any of my neighbors can see me.

Solty Dog: Fizzy_Pop: So what would happen if I walked around topless around my house and some nosey neighbors looked up at me. Would I get charged with a misdemeanor?

No, thats not how it works. Woman in house naked, man looks through window, man charged with peeping.

Man in house naked, woman looks through window, man charged with nude conduct.

Fizzy Pop, if you were standing right at the window, performing a sex act on yourself yeah, probably.

Guys who get charged with being peeping toms go through a lot more effort than walking by a window. THAT'S why they get charged.

You're a Mean Drunk R2D2: What baffles me even more is that they printed the distance between the witness' doorstop and the window of masturbation, but offered no explanation of what the fukc difference that fact makes.

Probably, it has some legal bearing, though not being a lawyer, I don't know exactly what it could be. Googling around, I can see that there is a relationship between being charged with a crime of exposure and how much expectation you should have of privacy. Maybe that's why.

Good thing they used a "certified instrument" to measure the 80 feet. If it had been 81 feet, he would have gotten off scott free.

Salem officers say they saw Rodriguez with his shorts down.
They say Rodriguez attributed his acts to depression.
He posted bail on Sunday.
Woodburn police say Rodriguez has been an officer for at least 20 years


I am sure the arrest cleared up the depression part.

"Can We Talk" Stephen Lynch. (new window)

When I was a teenager, one of my friends had a father who liked to masturbate in ways we could see. I only saw him doing it once (and that came complete with an "I want to eat you" sign he was holding), but my cousin said that she saw him several times when she was visiting the girl--he'd position himself in front of a full-length mirror in the bedroom so she could see him from the living room.

Yeah, he did have a teenage daughter at the time, and a wife. As far as I know, he didn't molest his daughter, but I wasn't that good of a friend to really know....

/The "I want to eat you" episode was what finally made us tell someone.
//He was standing in his garage doorway.
//I imagine him spray-painting those signs, while we're sitting out in the yard....

I don't know if it's been said, but masturbation and procrastination are very similar. It feels good at the time, but in the end your only screwing yourself. (or something like that)

/Have no comment on the article, as I have yet to read it.

One of my most memorable first dates involved the guy seated beside us whipping it out and stroking vigorously to the shower seen in Gus Van Sant's Elefant.

/wasn't the last penis to make an appearance that night :)