Even Republicans can't swallow their own bullshiat anymore.

*snort*

Nice headline.

It's funny...the more we hear from McCain, the more I wonder if Huckabee wouldn't have been a more palatable choice for the GOP. Dude loves him some Jesus, but I can't imagine him being any more crazy than McCain. Bonus: He seems to be a decent guy.

Fair_Poopsmith: *snort*

Nice headline.

It's funny...the more we hear from McCain, the more I wonder if Huckabee wouldn't have been a more palatable choice for the GOP. Dude loves him some Jesus, but I can't imagine him being any more crazy than McCain. Bonus: He seems to be a decent guy.

Well except for releasing Wayne Dumond from prison since all he did was rape a Clinton. Nevermind the fact that he raped and killed two more women immediately after he was released, because Huckabee's a nice guy after all.

Abzzstain:
Well except for releasing Wayne Dumond from prison since all he did was rape a Clinton. Nevermind the fact that he raped and killed two more women immediately after he was released, because Huckabee's a nice guy after all.

No, I know, this isn't news to me... I'm just saying if the Repulicans had a shot at winning this election, I would almost be more comfortable with the idea of Huckabee in office than McCain. "Tragic mistake" for some reason, I can forgive more quickly than willful ignorance.

Seriously, though, I'm mostly just musing here...this isn't a long-held political opinion of mine.

That can't be true. God never intended you to save people that he wanted to die through choking.

he should be the VP then because McCain might get choked on his jell-o

Why didn't he just pray to God to save them from choking?

The Heimlich Manoeuvre was out around the same time as using leeches to remove evil spirits. People watch too much TV.

Maybe I'm missing something here smitty...

Mike Huckabee led the most impressive campaign on the Republican side, in my opinion. He began as a virtual unknown with next to no campaign staff or money and ended up becoming a major contended for the Republican nomination. I'd say, in light of the circumstances, that he ran a pretty good campaign. This is especially true when you consider he was going agaisnt big names (Guiliani, McCain, Thomson) and big money (Romney).

And I'm not nor was I ever a Huckabee supporter.

Was he choking on some squirrel cooked in a popcorn popper? Wouldn't want him as a president, but that was a damn fine thing to do. (If it wasn't all a P.R. stunt)

What the Huck?

He's just trying to stay in the news in case grandpa McCain drives through a farmers market.

After saving the man, Huckabee shared with him a word about Jesus.

Bob Down: The Heimlich Manoeuvre was out around the same time as using leeches to remove evil spirits. People watch too much TV.

While the Heimlich maneuver does in fact work, the 'inventor' seems to be a complete quack.
Henry Heimlich (new window)

Who the hell would anyone think infecting AIDS patients with malaria would cure them?! At least with prayer and placebos no aggravation is occurring.

Huckabee and hero should never be in the same sentence. Well, maybe if it includes "hero shoots Huckabee in face"

Then I'd die of dehydration from my never-ending ejaculation.

Huckabee scares me with his crazy eyes

Dead Farker Walken: Mike Huckabee led the most impressive campaign on the Republican side, in my opinion. Now I'll list off a bunch of stuff that Ron Paul had to face and did better with but I'll conveniently leave him off this list altogether.

FTFY

in a matter of minutes, huckabee did something that obama still has yet to do: doing something that his supporters can cite as an actual accomplishment (even it isn't related to his career in politics)

BooRabideau: in a matter of minutes, huckabee did something that obama still has yet to do: doing something that his supporters can cite as an actual accomplishment (even it isn't related to his career in politics)

Obama voted against the war. He tried to prevent a lot of deaths.

BooRabideau:
in a matter of minutes, huckabee did something that obama still has yet to do: doing something that his supporters can cite as an actual accomplishment (even it isn't related to his career in politics)

Zing!

Approves

Fair_Poopsmith: *snort*

Nice headline.

It's funny...the more we hear from McCain, the more I wonder if Huckabee wouldn't have been a more palatable choice for the GOP. Dude loves him some Jesus, but I can't imagine him being any more crazy than McCain. Bonus: He seems to be a decent guy.

McCain is fine. I remember him when he first ran for Senator in AZ when I lived there. He did a lot of good, and from a Lieberman standpoint, that is, not always toe the party line.

But he has the experience that O guy doesn't. And not the "hate America" like the others. Am I stumping for him? No one will ever know until election day. I LIKE Obama because I would like to see more people closer to my age to set policy for the rest, instead of us having a social security failure in place.

Huckabee would be the Anti-Christ if he wasn't struggling with such a horrid name.

How else would he be able to birth a family of pig-human hybrids? Link (new window)

Or father an incipient serial killer? Link (new window)

The other pig-son, he's just a porn addict. In other words, the average Fark user.

zamboni: Approves

What are you, a bloody tank commander now??

mamoru: What are you, a bloody tank commander now??

No! My name is going to be famous in restaurants!

Is Mike Huckabee gonna have to choke a biatch?

/ Sorry, derunktarded

glenlivid: BooRabideau: in a matter of minutes, huckabee did something that obama still has yet to do: doing something that his supporters can cite as an actual accomplishment (even it isn't related to his career in politics)

Obama voted against the war. He tried to prevent a lot of deaths.

He was against the war but he didn't vote against it because he wasn't in the U.S. Senate at the time. He was in the Illinois Senate.

coco ebert: glenlivid: BooRabideau: in a matter of minutes, huckabee did something that obama still has yet to do: doing something that his supporters can cite as an actual accomplishment (even it isn't related to his career in politics)

Obama voted against the war. He tried to prevent a lot of deaths.

He was against the war but he didn't vote against it because he wasn't in the U.S. Senate at the time. He was in the Illinois Senate.

True.

/HUGE Obama supporter.
//He's STILL the only candidate (former or current) that had the foresight that maybe the Iraq War was a bad idea.

doschi:

//He's STILL the only candidate (former or current) that had the foresight that maybe the Iraq War was a bad idea.

ever heard of Ron Paul?

Onager
Who the hell would anyone think infecting AIDS patients with malaria would cure them?! At least with prayer and placebos no aggravation is occurring.

It actually works, to a degree, with syphilis, but that's not really comparable.

Paulistinian: Dead Farker Walken: Mike Huckabee led the most impressive campaign on the Republican side, in my opinion. Now I'll list off a bunch of stuff that Ron Paul had to face and did better with but I'll conveniently leave him off this list altogether.

FTFY

Mike Huckabee was a serious nominee. Ron Paul was an internet meme. And as big a scumbag as Huckabee is, Ron Paul's worse.

Abzzstain: Fair_Poopsmith: *snort*

Nice headline.

It's funny...the more we hear from McCain, the more I wonder if Huckabee wouldn't have been a more palatable choice for the GOP. Dude loves him some Jesus, but I can't imagine him being any more crazy than McCain. Bonus: He seems to be a decent guy.

Well except for releasing Wayne Dumond from prison since all he did was rape a Clinton. Nevermind the fact that he raped and killed two more women immediately after he was released, because Huckabee's a nice guy after all.


Raping a Clinton? Wow, normally isn't it the other way around?

jdmac: Raping a Clinton? Wow, normally isn't it the other way around?

(Clinton heard mumbling "I like rape...")

BooRabideau: in a matter of minutes, huckabee did something that obama still has yet to do: doing something that his supporters can cite as an actual accomplishment (even it isn't related to his career in politics)

I can see that you are going to be pretty grumpy for the next eight years.

And I like it.

huckabee should've gotten the nominee

Pillager: Jihadistani: ever heard of Ron Paul?

Yes & it was his legion of hooting dickholes who ran off any hope of mainstream support.


*chokesnorttear*. Priceless. +1 internets.

Sounds like somebody wants to be Vice President...

Hooting Dickholes will, with Pillager's kind permission, be the name of my new band.

Maybe its just me, but I swear Mike is married to Linda Tripp.

I think that Huckabee would be a great guy to have a Beer with...

Abzzstain: Fair_Poopsmith: *snort*

Nice headline.

It's funny...the more we hear from McCain, the more I wonder if Huckabee wouldn't have been a more palatable choice for the GOP. Dude loves him some Jesus, but I can't imagine him being any more crazy than McCain. Bonus: He seems to be a decent guy.

Well except for releasing Wayne Dumond from prison since all he did was rape a Clinton. Nevermind the fact that he raped and killed two more women immediately after he was released, because Huckabee's a nice guy after all.

Maybe by raping a Clinton, the guy saved the lives of 100s. Let's be honest. The Clintons are not in the same level as the Kennedys, but they have killed quite a few people in their day.

/The idea that he let someone out because of the victim being a Clinton is absurd. Bad sheep! No water!

Ron Paul is way to comfortable around Nazis for my liking. And if he represents the average deranged TFer, no thanks. Seriously. You guys suck and are best kept in your mom's basements.

Huckabee always did seem to be a real Christian, and a pretty nice guy. But he did express an interest in rewriting the Constitution, and putting God's law first.

Clearly the morons that support somebody make the man. Not that I didn't already realize it when I worked my ass off in Iowa and South Carolina for Ron Paul, but it's really a coffin nail for the republic that people against the war think Obama is their answer.

Dead Farker Walken: Maybe I'm missing something here smitty...

Mike Huckabee led the most impressive campaign on the Republican side, in my opinion. He began as a virtual unknown with next to no campaign staff or money and ended up becoming a major contended for the Republican nomination. I'd say, in light of the circumstances, that he ran a pretty good campaign. This is especially true when you consider he was going agaisnt big names (Guiliani, McCain, Thomson) and big money (Romney).

And I'm not nor was I ever a Huckabee supporter.

This.

Huckabee is a religious nutbag who wants to replace the constitution with the bible. He isn't coy about it, he spells it right out in his speeches. Try googling him or at least reading his wiki before endorsing him.

Pillager: Jihadistani: ever heard of Ron Paul?

Yes & it was his legion of hooting dickholes who ran off any hope of mainstream support.

GOOGLE RON PAUL!
9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JORB!
SIX JEWISH BANKERS CONTROL THE FEDERAL RESERVE!

Jonathan Hohensee: Pillager: Jihadistani: ever heard of Ron Paul?

Yes & it was his legion of hooting dickholes who ran off any hope of mainstream support.

GOOGLE RON PAUL!
9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JORB!
SIX JEWISH BANKERS CONTROL THE FEDERAL RESERVE!

Coke and Pepsi are the same thing!

Pillager: Yes & it was his legion of hooting dickholes who ran off any hope of mainstream support.

someday you'll hear this about Obama.

serial_crusher: Jonathan Hohensee: Pillager: Jihadistani: ever heard of Ron Paul?

Yes & it was his legion of hooting dickholes who ran off any hope of mainstream support.

GOOGLE RON PAUL!
9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JORB!
SIX JEWISH BANKERS CONTROL THE FEDERAL RESERVE!

Coke and Pepsi are the same thing!

Careful, you'll end up on the Iiiislaaaaand