And I thought my sex life was lame

Is it me, or would Panda Boinking Ritual be a great name for a rock band?

cameroncrazy1984: Is it me, or would Panda Boinking Ritual be a great name for a rock band?

I think "The Boinking Pandas" sounds a bit smoother off the tongue.

Chewbacca in a pub brawl is nastier than any panda could ever be. A panda will not pick up a two-liter lomin-ale mug and fling it directly into your face. If there's a band present, their instruments and your anatomy are gonna interface in unique ways. You don't mess with a Wookie that's getting his drink on.

/in b4 NERRRRRRRRRRDS!!!!

DogS laughter: cameroncrazy1984: Is it me, or would Panda Boinking Ritual be a great name for a rock band?

I think "The Boinking Pandas" sounds a bit smoother off the tongue.

Just to be clear, I don't ever recall having boinking pandas on my tongue, but I like to keep an open mind about these things.

Someone, somewhere, is jacking off to this.

TMYK.

/typing with both hands
//srsly

cameroncrazy1984: Is it me, or would Panda Boinking Ritual be a great name for a rock band?

No. Paint Peeling Puffs of Flatulence makes a better rock bank name!

Chewbacca was the hairy guy's name, not species. I don't know what species exactly, but I'm sure the true Star Wars geeks will be in shortly to tell us all about it.

Is this cross-promotion for Kung Fu Panda?

Oh yeah, Wookie.

/I fail

They did it all for the wookie?

/I got nothin

OgrePDX: They did it all for the wookie?

Groannnnnnnn

Let the panda win.

That's hot. Maybe i'll watch some panda pr0n tonight.

/Just saw sex and the city
//single
///frowning

Eats, shoots and leaves!

skinink: Eats, shoots and leaves!

+1 sir

You won an internet!

OgrePDX: They did it all for the wookie?

That was so horrible I had give it a slight chuckle.

EsteeFlwrPot: That's hot. Maybe i'll watch some panda pr0n tonight.

/Just saw sex and the city
//single
///frowning

I am confused by this post.

Paging the Butterstick fangirls.... Butterstick fangirls to the panda service desk.

/nugget

"I liken it to Chewbaccas Wookies in a pub brawl"

/Some Barack Obamas just never get it right.
//In honor of recent news
///Geekdom FTW

OK, I was actually looking for those people who consider themselves "Furries". Specifically one dressed up like a Panda. But, I couldn't help it when I came across this pick.



/not sure how I feel about that pic
//apologizes for the threadjack

But who won?

cameroncrazy1984: I am confused by this post.

The worst part is, I am too.

/go pandas!

BunkyBrewman: OK, I was actually looking for those people who consider themselves "Furries". Specifically one dressed up like a Panda. But, I couldn't help it when I came across this pick.

Geez you could slide a metrocard in that clevage.

EsteeFlwrPot:
/Just saw sex and the city
//single
///frowning

I just broke up with my GF because she wanted me to see that with her so I'm really getting a kick out of your reply.

I smell a new fark cliche.

submitter: the panda boinking ritual has been filmed in the wild.

and when the male finishes, he flicks his pinky and says "Skidoosh!"

*fap*

EsteeFlwrPot: BunkyBrewman: OK, I was actually looking for those people who consider themselves "Furries". Specifically one dressed up like a Panda. But, I couldn't help it when I came across this pick.

Geez you could slide a metrocard in that clevage.

The question is, does it cost $2 for a ride.

Ninja Wicked: I just broke up with my GF because she wanted me to see that with her so I'm really getting a kick out of your reply.

Noooo why? That sucks. I'm all sad and depressed about being single now that I saw it. Especially since I saw it with my cousin that just got engaged.

/do you think anyone gets off to panda pr0n?

Note to self: Pic is an accepted abbreviation for picture, *not* pick.

/picks nose instead

cameroncrazy1984: The question is, does it cost $2 for a ride.

Judging by the girl it costs a big mac and fries.

/sorry

EsteeFlwrPot: BunkyBrewman: OK, I was actually looking for those people who consider themselves "Furries". Specifically one dressed up like a Panda. But, I couldn't help it when I came across this pick.

Geez you could slide a metrocard in that clevage.

cameroncrazy1984: The question is, does it cost $2 for a ride.

Yeah, but the dog gets to go first.

/ugh

EsteeFlwrPot: BunkyBrewman: OK, I was actually looking for those people who consider themselves "Furries". Specifically one dressed up like a Panda. But, I couldn't help it when I came across this pick.

Geez you could slide a metrocard in that clevage.

Is that what you're calling your willy nowadays?

/"c'mere baby, let me slide my metrocard in your soft slot"

EsteeFlwrPot: cameroncrazy1984: The question is, does it cost $2 for a ride.

Judging by the girl it costs a big mac and fries.

/sorry

Why are you apologizing? Nothing to be sorry for if you're right.

BunkyBrewman: Is that what you're calling your willy nowadays?

I dont have a willy but if I did I would call it Keyser Soze. Or Angus.

/does the girl panda come down from the tree or do they have teh sexy time in the tree?
//DNRTFA

A couple of years ago, I was looking through one of MSNBC's animal slideshows, and there was a photo of pandas mating (in a modified missionary position, no less) at a zoo somewhere. Snuck it right in the middle of the slideshow, too. "Aww, wookit the cute widdle duckies! (click) Aww, itty bitty baby kitties! (click) Uh, what the hell?" I felt kinda dirty after seeing that, especially since the caption was so careful to point out that it was the female panda's first time (I had to read the caption to make sense of the image). Anyway, I suppose I have no point, except it's somewhat related, and it's true that what has been seen cannot be unseen.

Ha! You ain't goin' nowhere, cutie

BunkyBrewman: Is that what you're calling your willy nowadays?

/"c'mere baby, let me slide my metrocard in your soft slot card reader"

That is not a flattering euphemism, nor is is a particularly sexy role playing adventure.

EsteeFlwrPot: BunkyBrewman: Is that what you're calling your willy nowadays?

I dont have a willy but if I did I would call it Keyser Soze. Or Angus.

/does the girl panda come down from the tree or do they have teh sexy time in the tree?
//DNRTFA

Do you name your vajayjay instead?

I just call my willy kosher sausage, seems to be much simpler.

EsteeFlwrPot: BunkyBrewman: Is that what you're calling your willy nowadays?

I dont have a willy but if I did I would call it Keyser Soze. Or Angus.

/does the girl panda come down from the tree or do they have teh sexy time in the tree?
//DNRTFA

Oops! No, no you don't appear to have a willy.

/sorry!

farkingatwork: Do you name your vajayjay instead?

I just call my willy kosher sausage, seems to be much simpler.

I don't have a name for mine, I kind of let whoever im dating do that for me. Maybe i'll name it 'Pink Panda' for when im single.

Wookie?

That doesn't make any sense.

FTA: The giant panda's courtship and mating sequence - from boisterous beginning to noisy ending - has been filmed in the wild for what may be a TV first.

Umm... I just saw the fight. Did I miss a link?

/needs to see panda lovin'

BunkyBrewman: OK, I was actually looking for those people who consider themselves "Furries". Specifically one dressed up like a Panda. But, I couldn't help it when I came across this pick.

In another time and place, I would have hit that. But I had notoriously low standards.

DIGITALgimpus: If you thought that was great... should see my monkey porn collection.

fap fap fapitty fap fap

I fastforwarded to the end for the cumshot. Was disappointed.

It's pretty obvious how to get pandas to mate in captivity now. They have to have competition.

Rule 34.