Oh you gotta be kidding me.

You can put them back in?

More significant, I'd imagine, is the fact that it went from a human to a nonhuman and back again. That's not bad for age zero.

The Aristocrats?

Q: "And what do you call this operation?
A: "The Aristocrats!"

Does this mean he's saved by teh Jebus now?

Next James Bond film: The man who popped out twice.

Kid's going to be living a double life.

Express Train to Bonertown: The Aristocrats?

Damn you beat me by 12 seconds!!!

Ron Paul² ?

Pfft, already saw this plot line on House.

/changes the channel

A born again baby.. Oh hell.. Its going to be pushing is religion on us, the minute it can talk!

Doctor: We fixed the tumor but he's still pretty ugly, must not be done yet. -SHOVE-

It's not a tumah.

...wat

Link (new window, non roll)

Express Train to Bonertown: The Aristocrats?

This baby's not done yet!

So the kid has two birthdays now? Sweet!

eqtworld: The only baby to survive an abortion?

Abortion survival trifecta in play?

When the kid is older, they can tell the Christian Taliban to fark off, as they have already been 'born again'.

Science is farking awesome.

That's pretty cool. :)

I hear a lot of concern for this kid, but tell me, what about the tumor? What happened to the tumor? Are you all heartless beasts?

Just born and already been in a vagina one time more than most male farkers.

Aristofags need to learn the actual joke and stop using "the Aristocrats" inappropriately.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_aristocrats

Read it

Yeah, like Mom will ever let her kid live down the fact that she had to go through labor twice.

theorellior: I hear a lot of concern for this kid, but tell me, what about the tumor? What happened to the tumor? Are you all heartless beasts?

I know the guy. Called him Frank. Don't worry, he's alright.

I'm sure they checked to make sure that wasn't a....

/nevermind

eqtworld: The only baby to survive an abortion?

Nope.

I've read about ovum tumours (cancer of the actual reproductive egg) that had hair and teeth. Look it up, but don't look at the pictures!

The kid's gonna have deja vu the second time around.

Slipping out of his mom, he'll be thinking "damn, I know I've been here before..."

So which one is the birth day?

Flragnararch: Aristofags need to learn the actual joke and stop using "the Aristocrats" inappropriately.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_aristocrats

Read it

YOU need to RTFA. In it, you also would have read that, during the operation, the doctor f*cked the mother up the ass while fellating his own grandfather.

that's a good trick.

And it's always a good idea to birth babies genetically prone to having lots of large tumors early in life and through their entire cancer-pain prolonged lifetime.

Good work dumbasses.

// Sometimes nature is trying to say, "This one is not being allowed to survive to breed for a damned good reason."

Bull, the kid was just pre-empted.

awfulperson: Flragnararch: Aristofags need to learn the actual joke and stop using "the Aristocrats" inappropriately.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_aristocrats

Read it

YOU need to RTFA. In it, you also would have read that, during the operation, the doctor f*cked the mother up the ass while fellating his own grandfather.

Still not aristocratic enough, the baby would have to insert a dildo into the transsexual nurse in attendance while fingering his/her own prostate while a random stray was licking at it.

/RTFA, forgot if they knew the sex or not

RRTFA, it was a girl.

Gonna name the kid MacBeth?

Toot toot

Cool, gets to buy alcohol a few months early

On the case.

simpsonfan: When the kid is older, they can tell the Christian Taliban to fark off, as they have already been 'born again'.

This 4300000 times.

A Link (pops) to a highly well reviewed version of the Aristocrats joke.

Be warned! Very graphic, funny and horrifiying. Should not be viewed by anybody, ever!

Flragnararch: awfulperson: Flragnararch: Aristofags need to learn the actual joke and stop using "the Aristocrats" inappropriately.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_aristocrats

Read it

YOU need to RTFA. In it, you also would have read that, during the operation, the doctor f*cked the mother up the ass while fellating his own grandfather.

Still not aristocratic enough, the baby would have to insert a dildo into the transsexual nurse in attendance while fingering his/her own prostate while a random stray was licking at it.

/RTFA, forgot if they knew the sex or not

That's hawt

also: TADA

Am I the only one noticing that that fox news is reporting on news THE TODAY SHOW is reporting on?
Honestly, are their reporters seriously getting THAT lazy?!

strangeguitar: wow ... I never thought I'd see the day that the Born Again album cover would be the perfect photographic response in a Fark thread... too awesome

/disturbing the priest

You don't want to mess with the kid who gets scars before a birth certificate. This one's gonna be hardcore.

I'd be interested to know if the second birth was vaginal or a c-section. Article doesn't say.

djdole: Am I the only one noticing that that fox news is reporting on news THE TODAY SHOW is reporting on?
Honestly, are their reporters seriously getting THAT lazy?!

It's an improvement. Quitcherbiatchin.