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(Some Guy) Interesting Baby has tumor. Doctor forces birth, removes tumor, shoves baby back in. Baby born second time. Hallelujah?   (kptv.com) divider line 97
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strangeguitar 2008-06-07 08:34:57 PM  
i227.photobucket.com

 
studebaker hoch 2008-06-07 08:54:17 PM  
Oh you gotta be kidding me.

You can put them back in?

 
Ted Kennedy's Brain Tumor 2008-06-07 08:54:30 PM  
More significant, I'd imagine, is the fact that it went from a human to a nonhuman and back again. That's not bad for age zero.

 
Express Train to Bonertown 2008-06-07 08:54:33 PM  
The Aristocrats?

 
JamisonJamieJames 2008-06-07 08:54:45 PM  
Q: "And what do you call this operation?
A: "The Aristocrats!"

 
Pyr0 2008-06-07 08:55:30 PM  
Does this mean he's saved by teh Jebus now?

 
studebaker hoch 2008-06-07 08:55:36 PM  
Next James Bond film: The man who popped out twice.

 
studebaker hoch 2008-06-07 08:56:11 PM  
Kid's going to be living a double life.

 
JamisonJamieJames 2008-06-07 08:56:17 PM  
Express Train to Bonertown: The Aristocrats?

Damn you beat me by 12 seconds!!!

 
TheOther [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 08:56:38 PM  
Ron Paul2 ?

 
Tachikoma [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 08:56:57 PM  
Pfft, already saw this plot line on House.

/changes the channel

 
paulieY2J [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 08:57:32 PM  
A born again baby.. Oh hell.. Its going to be pushing is religion on us, the minute it can talk!

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 08:57:51 PM  
Doctor: We fixed the tumor but he's still pretty ugly, must not be done yet. -SHOVE-

 
TrixieDelite 2008-06-07 08:58:14 PM  
It's not a tumah.

 
Wight Power [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 08:58:25 PM  
...wat

Link (new window, non roll)

 
Cootie From Djibouti 2008-06-07 08:58:34 PM  
Express Train to Bonertown: The Aristocrats?

This baby's not done yet!

 
muckin refarkable 2008-06-07 08:59:13 PM  
So the kid has two birthdays now? Sweet!

 
TMBGfreak 2008-06-07 08:59:13 PM  
eqtworld: The only baby to survive an abortion?

Abortion survival trifecta in play?

 
simpsonfan 2008-06-07 08:59:38 PM  
When the kid is older, they can tell the Christian Taliban to fark off, as they have already been 'born again'.

 
Edsel 2008-06-07 09:00:36 PM  
Science is farking awesome.

 
amaranthe 2008-06-07 09:00:47 PM  
That's pretty cool. :)

 
theorellior 2008-06-07 09:00:55 PM  
I hear a lot of concern for this kid, but tell me, what about the tumor? What happened to the tumor? Are you all heartless beasts?

 
AaronSynn 2008-06-07 09:01:52 PM  
Just born and already been in a vagina one time more than most male farkers.

 
Flragnararch 2008-06-07 09:01:56 PM  
Aristofags need to learn the actual joke and stop using "the Aristocrats" inappropriately.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_aristocrats

Read it

 
Torc 2008-06-07 09:02:49 PM  
Yeah, like Mom will ever let her kid live down the fact that she had to go through labor twice.

 
Ted Kennedy's Brain Tumor 2008-06-07 09:02:53 PM  
theorellior: I hear a lot of concern for this kid, but tell me, what about the tumor? What happened to the tumor? Are you all heartless beasts?

I know the guy. Called him Frank. Don't worry, he's alright.

 
kilgorn 2008-06-07 09:03:01 PM  
I'm sure they checked to make sure that wasn't a....

/nevermind

 
musashi1600 2008-06-07 09:03:18 PM  
eqtworld: The only baby to survive an abortion?

Nope.

 
Doc Batarang 2008-06-07 09:04:04 PM  
I've read about ovum tumours (cancer of the actual reproductive egg) that had hair and teeth. Look it up, but don't look at the pictures!

 
studebaker hoch 2008-06-07 09:04:11 PM  
The kid's gonna have deja vu the second time around.

Slipping out of his mom, he'll be thinking "damn, I know I've been here before..."

 
legendary [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 09:04:15 PM  
So which one is the birth day?

 
awfulperson [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 09:04:18 PM  
Flragnararch: Aristofags need to learn the actual joke and stop using "the Aristocrats" inappropriately.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_aristocrats

Read it


YOU need to RTFA. In it, you also would have read that, during the operation, the doctor f*cked the mother up the ass while fellating his own grandfather.

 
some_beer_drinker 2008-06-07 09:05:48 PM  
that's a good trick.

 
Gridlock 2008-06-07 09:06:07 PM  
And it's always a good idea to birth babies genetically prone to having lots of large tumors early in life and through their entire cancer-pain prolonged lifetime.

Good work dumbasses.

// Sometimes nature is trying to say, "This one is not being allowed to survive to breed for a damned good reason."

 
AliasUndercover 2008-06-07 09:06:08 PM  
Bull, the kid was just pre-empted.

 
Flragnararch 2008-06-07 09:07:06 PM  
awfulperson: Flragnararch: Aristofags need to learn the actual joke and stop using "the Aristocrats" inappropriately.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_aristocrats

Read it

YOU need to RTFA. In it, you also would have read that, during the operation, the doctor f*cked the mother up the ass while fellating his own grandfather.


Still not aristocratic enough, the baby would have to insert a dildo into the transsexual nurse in attendance while fingering his/her own prostate while a random stray was licking at it.

/RTFA, forgot if they knew the sex or not

 
Flragnararch 2008-06-07 09:08:12 PM  
RRTFA, it was a girl.

 
ravenssettle [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-06-07 09:11:29 PM  
Gonna name the kid MacBeth?

 
global wombats [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 09:15:15 PM  
img89.imageshack.us

Toot toot

 
TheGreatGazoo 2008-06-07 09:17:23 PM  
Cool, gets to buy alcohol a few months early

 
Ringshadow 2008-06-07 09:18:17 PM  
img380.imageshack.us
On the case.

 
vudukungfu 2008-06-07 09:18:30 PM  
simpsonfan: When the kid is older, they can tell the Christian Taliban to fark off, as they have already been 'born again'.

This 4300000 times.

 
Gulper Eel [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 09:21:45 PM  

Life imitates the Piranha brothers:

Doug was born in February 1929 and Dinsdale two weeks later; and again a week after that.

 
kzp7 2008-06-07 09:24:18 PM  
A Link (pops) to a highly well reviewed version of the Aristocrats joke.

Be warned! Very graphic, funny and horrifiying. Should not be viewed by anybody, ever!

 
Slick Johnson 2008-06-07 09:24:48 PM  
Flragnararch: awfulperson: Flragnararch: Aristofags need to learn the actual joke and stop using "the Aristocrats" inappropriately.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_aristocrats

Read it

YOU need to RTFA. In it, you also would have read that, during the operation, the doctor f*cked the mother up the ass while fellating his own grandfather.

Still not aristocratic enough, the baby would have to insert a dildo into the transsexual nurse in attendance while fingering his/her own prostate while a random stray was licking at it.

/RTFA, forgot if they knew the sex or not


That's hawt

also: TADA

 
djdole 2008-06-07 09:30:10 PM  
Am I the only one noticing that that fox news is reporting on news THE TODAY SHOW is reporting on?
Honestly, are their reporters seriously getting THAT lazy?!

 
berylman 2008-06-07 09:38:23 PM  
strangeguitar: wow ... I never thought I'd see the day that the Born Again album cover would be the perfect photographic response in a Fark thread... too awesome

/disturbing the priest

 
Fun and Prizes 2008-06-07 09:40:22 PM  
You don't want to mess with the kid who gets scars before a birth certificate. This one's gonna be hardcore.

 
Somacandra [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 09:48:01 PM  
I'd be interested to know if the second birth was vaginal or a c-section. Article doesn't say.

 
KeatingFive 2008-06-07 09:49:57 PM  
djdole: Am I the only one noticing that that fox news is reporting on news THE TODAY SHOW is reporting on?
Honestly, are their reporters seriously getting THAT lazy?!


It's an improvement. Quitcherbiatchin.

 
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