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(Some Guy) Misc Because the Left Coast doesn't get enough attention, here is your "teacher screwing a student" story from Eugene, OR. With "who would hit that??" photo   (katu.com) divider line 96
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Suicidal Writer 2008-06-07 04:26:53 PM  
Eugene teacher charged with rape of student

Rape? She was charged with rape?

 
spidermann [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 04:27:49 PM  
"she puts the penis in or he gets the lesson again"

 
LlamaGirl 2008-06-07 04:32:02 PM  
Proactiv worked for me!

 
lionfish [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 04:34:57 PM  
Middle school? Eeww. Dudette, he's like 12.

 
spidermann [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 04:35:09 PM  
now that I think of it, perhaps they should also investigate where all the Sharpies have been disappearing to.

 
warren2975 2008-06-07 09:08:34 PM  
qualifications?

rape, murder, arson, and rape.

you said rape twice!

i like rape.

 
Stinky McButt 2008-06-07 10:51:04 PM  
Based on the pic, I'm guessing they found her meth stash when they raided the house.

 
xtex 2008-06-07 11:06:03 PM  
I'd hit it with a Louisville Slugger...

 
Bit'O'Gristle [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 11:11:05 PM  
Wow. I wouldn't hit that with the subby's dick.

 
Hosebag [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 11:12:29 PM  
She's 24? Looks like she's been ridden hard and put away wet.

 
skinink 2008-06-07 11:13:11 PM  

"...here is your "teacher screwing a student" story from Eugene, OR. With "who would hit that??" photo"


Tits and a decent ass would make a young kid overlook the face. Considering it's probably an arrest photo, she might look better in person.


 
GreatTikiGod 2008-06-07 11:13:35 PM  
to answer subby's question, not this guy.

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 11:14:37 PM  
I went to school with a guy who became a teacher in Eugene (well, Springfield actually), and is now in prison for having sex with a couple students, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/the woman in that article is only 24?!

 
NickBush24 [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 11:14:39 PM  
Am I the only one that would hit that all night long?

 
arpwatch 2008-06-07 11:15:55 PM  
With a little bit of make-up...hmm

i75.photobucket.com

Yeah I'd probably hit it.

 
randomstranger 2008-06-07 11:17:08 PM  
"With "who would hit that??" photo"

Teenagers.

 
JmBa 2008-06-07 11:17:12 PM  
With normal eyebrows and a visible lower lip she'd be reasonably attractive.

 
Barbecue Bob 2008-06-07 11:17:14 PM  
I wouldn't hit that with a stolden dick.

 
disgustip8ed 2008-06-07 11:17:40 PM  
NickBush24: Am I the only one that would hit that all night long?

yes.

 
90supraT 2008-06-07 11:17:53 PM  
Hah, I think that chick has come into my store a time or two.


/loves Eugene
//great greenery
///to much meth and hippies

 
Epsilon [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 11:18:25 PM  
Suicidal Writer: Rape? She was charged with rape?

The kid is in middle school. He's probably about 12 or 13. It's automatically considered rape when you fark a kid that young.

 
Joker you diabolical... 2008-06-07 11:18:47 PM  
media.katu.com

www.michaelwincott.org

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 11:18:48 PM  
no, i wouldn't hit that.

 
el.slim 2008-06-07 11:19:08 PM  
it looks like somebody hit it....with a shovel.

 
unix.dude 2008-06-07 11:19:26 PM  
Sweet jebus, kill it with fire!

 
TheOther [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 11:19:35 PM  
Careful with that skank, Eugene

 
misterblades 2008-06-07 11:20:26 PM  
I would hit that. She probably cleans up to at least a 4 or 5 out of 10 and I have low standards.

 
Rodeodoc 2008-06-07 11:21:13 PM  
She was also charged with sodomy - what a quaint term. I had to look it up, as I thought that was a queer thing (not that there's... etc). Legally, oral sex, or any sex that is not penis in vagina sex, is "sodomy".

I think I'll go get me some of that.

 
sonypsplayer 2008-06-07 11:22:58 PM  
...

 
L.D. Ablo [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 11:23:30 PM  
Stinky McButt: Based on the pic, I'm guessing they found her meth stash when they raided the house.

After she gets out of the klink, she'll be running a meth lab out east by Prineville. Lots of other registered sex offenders do the same out there.

 
Man Going His Own Way 2008-06-07 11:24:33 PM  
Pedophilia is only for the visually acceptable slags, it seems.

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 11:24:36 PM  
Rodeodoc: Legally, oral sex, or any sex that is not penis in vagina sex, is "sodomy".

What?
What?

/in the butt?

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 11:25:18 PM  
L.D. Ablo: After she gets out of the klink, she'll be running a meth lab out east by Prineville. Lots of other registered sex offenders do the same out there.

Really?

I guess I'm never moving there... sad, I like it around that area.

 
iammess 2008-06-07 11:26:01 PM  
If she wasn't making that screwed up face, I'd probably hit it.

She not really that ugly, she just needs some proactive or something. I reserve judgment until such time as a full body photo can be found.

 
sonypsplayer 2008-06-07 11:26:17 PM  
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Norad [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 11:27:10 PM  
She looks like she's sitting on the crapper, pinching off a particularly difficult loaf.

 
sonypsplayer 2008-06-07 11:27:49 PM  
My *************** image won't show... =.(

 
trfnumberone 2008-06-07 11:28:03 PM  
oh sure i would hit it,, i have done much much worse then this... in japan we had a "pig night out" and just guess who won that contest?

 
wydok 2008-06-07 11:28:56 PM  
What is it with adults in a position of power and sex with children? Teachers, prients...

Do pedophiles get drawn to that kind of work, or is it that these type of people turn into pedophiles?

 
Ed Grubermann [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 11:29:42 PM  
TheOther: Careful with that skank, Eugene

Set controls for the heart of the LOL.

 
TrixieDelite 2008-06-07 11:31:01 PM  
And here is her student body.

i34.photobucket.com

 
biglot 2008-06-07 11:31:52 PM  
How about credit where credits' due. She's covered,
science,
language arts,
French,
Japanese,
art,
social studies,
physical education,
math,
home economics,
general elementary education,
male student.

 
Atypical Person Reading Fark [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 11:32:45 PM  
Wow wow wee wa. She sure taught a lot of different subjects.

 
Ed Grubermann [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 11:32:56 PM  
wydok: Do pedophiles get drawn to that kind of work?

This. Mum worked for years with Big Brothers/Big Sisters in California years ago. The stories she would tell about the people who didn't clear inspection were terrifying.

 
DavePinFL 2008-06-07 11:33:52 PM  
NickBush24: Am I the only one that would hit that all night long?

Not sure but apparently you can look past sharp knees.

 
Father_Jack 2008-06-07 11:34:22 PM  
Ed Grubermann: TheOther: Careful with that skank, Eugene

Set controls for the heart of the LOL.


you are both pipers at the gates of WIN

 
Hick [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 11:34:42 PM  
Looks like she digs the little kids and meth.

 
BBRModitha 2008-06-07 11:34:48 PM  
Hey some clearasil, a bit of makeup, a 6 week training program, and some teeth whitening.... right? maybe?

 
TrixieDelite 2008-06-07 11:35:47 PM  
hell.isurf.ca

South Eugene High School class valedictorian.
/Sarah Jayne's fave
//she loves her a man in uniform

 
Dick_Hertz 2008-06-07 11:36:04 PM  
Goalie for the dart team?

 
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