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Fast cards?

I like my women like my coffee...

Ground up and in my freezer.

Civet cat turds? In MY coffee?

/it's more likely than you think.

Forget the coffee. Champagne and chocolate? That's a paddlin'.

I love coffee(thus my username), but at $50 a cup, I'll pass, thankyouverymuch.

"I take it black like my men"

If anyone is up for a coffee enema, I'm giving them out. For free. Seriously, I'll put coffee up your butt. I won't make you drink it. Just hold me afterward. I'm so lonely.

Howsaboutit?

I like my women like I enjoy my coffee.

Strapped over the back end of a Columbian mule in a sack!


/bitter and murky?
//light and sweet? nah

Japanese people are stupid. In a country that is very expensive to begin with, they believe that overpaying for things confers real prestige, and will line up to do it. Srsly. The $15k martini is a PR gimmick, but years ago they would buy $75 melons in wooden gift crates. Shelling out the cash means you care, even for something stupid.

Hey, didn't McDonald's have the Million dollar cup of coffee a few years back. You know, lady poured it on herself and blamed them for serving it hot.

explody_pup: If anyone is up for a coffee enema, I'm giving them out. For free. Seriously, I'll put coffee up your butt. I won't make you drink it. Just hold me afterward. I'm so lonely.

Howsaboutit?

Or even better...coffee beans processed (eaten, then digested) by cats...then pooped out! That's REALLY 'spensive!

Forgot what they called it, though...

Not amused.

/my first image post
//found FTA

Juniper Jupiter: Or even better...coffee beans processed (eaten, then digested) by cats...then pooped out! That's REALLY 'spensive!

Forgot what they called it, though...

Dood, if you want butt-coffee, come by and I'll set you up with a couple buckets. I've been meaning to clean out the garage, anyway.

I like my coffee black, just like my metal.

wildcardjack: Hey, didn't McDonald's have the Million dollar cup of coffee a few years back. You know, lady poured it on herself and blamed them for serving it hot.

Reread the case, apparently the coffee melted through the bottom of her cup and scalded her badly because of it. Huge difference.

/when coffee goes through the bottom of the cup, there's something wrong with it
//I don't expect hot liquids to go through the bottom of my cups, either

Juniper Jupiter: explody_pup: If anyone is up for a coffee enema, I'm giving them out. For free. Seriously, I'll put coffee up your butt. I won't make you drink it. Just hold me afterward. I'm so lonely.

Howsaboutit?

Or even better...coffee beans processed (eaten, then digested) by cats...then pooped out! That's REALLY 'spensive!

Forgot what they called it, though...

Kopu Luwak (new window)

explody_pup:

Dood, if you want butt-coffee, come by and I'll set you up with a couple buckets. I've been meaning to clean out the garage, anyway.
Uh...no thanx! I was just saying if Japanese are as wacky as they say... :D

canarack:
Kopu Luwak (new window)

THAT'S IT! Although, I kept thinking Kona Blend, but that's what they sell at Quiktrip...

I like my coffee black, just like my president.

SquirrelHill: I like my coffee black, just like my president.

If you're talkin' 'bout Obama..._{he has a li'l cream in him!}


/Just so ya know!
//And it's from KANSAS!!!

:D

Bagelox-99: Japanese people are stupid. In a country that is very expensive to begin with, they believe that overpaying for things confers real prestige, and will line up to do it. Srsly. The $15k martini is a PR gimmick, but years ago they would buy $75 melons in wooden gift crates. Shelling out the cash means you care, even for something stupid.

Nail. Head. Hit.

Things are definitely changing, though. The gap between rich & poor is growing and the prices commodities like gas & food are rising. Hopefully consumerism on this kind of insulting level will soon disappear.

FTA

Last year saw the launch of several luxury promotions aimed at the growing class of super-rich, including a $15,000 diamond martini and a $108 hamburger, reminiscent of Japan's 1980s "bubble economy" when the newly rich showed off their wealth with fast cards and lavish parties.

WTF is a fast card? I want one, unless they are like flash cards, then I don't want one.

TPS Reports: Hopefully consumerism on this kind of insulting level will soon disappear.

Conspicuous consumption will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever disappear. It might decline, but it'll eventually flare up like the herpes that tramp Jessica gave me. Razor burn my ass!

more graph humor and song chart memes

I like my women like I like my coffee. Sudsy in the shower.

/What?

*I like my women like I like my cheese,
American fat free singles only.*

/Not a great band but they have a couple of good moments

There is only one place I would drop that kind of cash in a coffee shop.

I do love a good cup of coffee with a proper smoke.

I like my women like I like my coffee. All over my lap at soon as I get it.

/giggity

I like my men how I like my coffee. Black, bitter and wearing large cup.

Coffee simulate your urges
It's served in Lutheran Church
Keeps the Swedes and the Germans
Awake through the sermon
Have a pot of it today
I'm sure you'll say it awfully good coffee

The Badass Nun: I like my men how I like my coffee. Black, bitter and wearing large cup.

Hubby has his coffee like he has me. COLD AND BITTER BECAUSE HE'S LOOKING AT THAT GAHDDAMN WHORE INSTEAD OF PAYING ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Bach's Coffee Cantata (new window) with bonus Lutheran humor.

Thanks subby, that was delicious.

puffy999: I was just there this morning. And practically every morning.

gruntmints: I like my women like I like my coffee. All over my lap at soon as I get it.

I like my women like my coffee. Not too strong.

growing class of super-rich

I don't like the implications of this phrase.

My local coffee shop Zoka charges $2.50-$4.50 for a cup of coffee from their fancy pants "Clover" coffee brewer. It is like a vacuum French press.

It does taste better than normal coffee but I suspect it is due to the use of more grounds per cup.

1980s "bubble economy" when the newly rich showed off their wealth with fast cards and lavish parties.

Once again showing that clicking spell check on your computer and proofreading are not the same thing.

/it was less than 200 words
//read the damn thing before you hand it in

If they were Americans, you could sell a cup of shiat for fifty bucks and have the idiots lined-up around the block to get it.

Wulfhardt: you could sell a cup of shiat for fifty bucks

Hmm, it's been a few months, maybe we're due for another civet cat crapped beans coffee thread...

As it turns out, it's actually the normal price for coffee over there. The weak dollar makes it look expensive.

Coffee's too weak and the taste is strong
And the people don't dance like they do in the song
Then again who needs songs...

/too obscure?

As the Japanese pay $7 for a peach, this is not that out of line.
As for the $15 martini, isn't that the going rate in NYC, as well, in a nice bar/club/restaurant these days?

dereksmalls: As the Japanese pay $7 for a peach, this is not that out of line.

No they don't. 2.50. Still way overpriced, for sure, but they are also about twice the size of peaches in the states and are damn tasty.

What IS expensive is good beer. Even Sam farking Adams goes for 3 bucks a bottle at my local supermarket. Microbrews are gaining popularity but even those are expensive as shiat.

I live in Osaka, by the way, which is #8 on the list of most expensive cities.

$50 for coffee... Sounds like Starbucks.