He could just drop the "a" and be Michael J. Colon, and do a movie with Michael J. Coxx.

/Coxx N' Colon?
//NTTAWWT

smitty, it's middle name and street you grew up on


/Edward Ridgewood

Lehk: smitty, it's middle name and street you grew up on

Joe 124th Street doesn't flow very well, in my opinion.

Clyde Cambridge. Nice ring.

Gay porn is legal. I'd still judge the guy on the merits.


Gator Barnett.

MisterBill: Joe 124th Street doesn't flow very well, in my opinion.

any other street you lived on with a name can be used in case the firs one fails hard, or you can use the street your school was on, or the street the hospital you were born at.

Lehk: smitty, it's middle name and street you grew up on


/Edward Ridgewood

There's a lot of options here for me.

Matthew N.W. 54th St.

Matthew Jim Robinson.

Matthew Ridgecrest.

Matthew Willow Creek. (Haha)

Matthew Mary Lee. (scary)

/obviously moved a lot when I was a kid.

constantine caliente.

/has a 'ring' to it.
//eww..

Tedesco Munro?

Ok so middle doesnt work...

J.B. Munro?

Oh Yeah, Pets FTW!

Lehk: any other street you lived on with a name can be used in case the firs one fails hard, or you can use the street your school was on, or the street the hospital you were born at.

Let's see, that would be Summer Pond, 89th Street and I dunno.

Joe Idunno might work.

so that would make me .. Mike Empire... very nice . . I like

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"Fafhrd Sheepcreek". Yeah, that'll work.

MisterBill: Lehk: smitty, it's middle name and street you grew up on

Joe 124th Street doesn't flow very well, in my opinion.


I have that problem too, Eugene 191st just doesn't sound that great.

IMHO, I prefer the pet's name with your mom's maiden name:

Sherman Davis.

That name is so full of win, it might be worth it to work in the prOn industry.

/Is Tia Bella still working?

Shooter Wembley

/It works!

Another choice for me would be Buddy Fox.

/These are awesome

Errel Ketchup.

Hugh G. Rection

CatJumpJohn: click for readable

Spanky Flagstone.

The first childhood pet we had was named Duke. I'm not using sucks with that. If we lived on a corner, do I have a choice? Duke Kossuth sounds so much better than Duke 29th.

Samson Richwood

William Blue Rocks at your service.

Jolson Buell? That's not pornographic.

This is actually a bit annoying. This guy is a good lawyer, Missouri's legislature is in desperate need of people who are actually familiar with the legal system and, well, the law. And now this crap.

He did some entirely legal work to allow a company to comply with the law. So of course he has catch crap for it.

Fortunately the district is in the Tower Grove area where it is always possible people will vote on more important reasons.

So, the guy says what he does for the porn company (custodian of their porn performer records for federal regulations), is proven correct, and everyone's ignoring that in favor of pretending something more is going on? They know he's not a porn star, so what do they hope he does, accounting or legal defense? Oh noes!

/Don't doubt it. People are this stupid.

Nina 4th. Avenue

Has a certain ring to it.

The_Sponge:
IMHO, I prefer the pet's name with your mom's maiden name:


Tried this on a friend...Pepe Schlotweiler

/ftw

Spunky Madison

/ might just be on to something here...

Mine: Mickey Victory
My SO: Winchester Atwood

/A co-worker confessed hers is "Butterball Main"

Childhood pet: Brownie
Childhood Street: Valley Road

Remind me never to go into the porn industry.

Lehk: smitty, it's middle name and street you grew up on


/Edward Ridgewood

LOL then I'm "Rick James"

pet name + childhood street =

Fluffy Front

hmmm... seems like more of a description than a name.

/not MY description, mind you

Lehk: smitty, it's middle name and street you grew up on

god ..that makes me Harry Albert, or Harry Viola. I don't think I am going to far with those

Believe me, when you even drop the fact that you work in the industry or have clients that do, people are like "ZOMfG!!11!! Are you in any MovieZZzzz???"

I just tell them "It ain't about the pink - it's about the GREEN!"

Mine: Boogie Sunset

My friend's: Busta Fuentes

His is better, by far.

Lehk: smitty, it's middle name and street you grew up on


/Edward Ridgewood

That makes me Michael Morehouse

/Michael Morehouse gay porn?
//DO NOT WANT
///Yes, theres something wrong with that.

Allen Francis Marion...
oooohh...I'm getting shivers already.

Cat Highmount. I like it.

/yes, my cat's name was cat

Colona described his work for X99 as "over-glorified paper pushing." However, an adult-entertainment industry trade group - called the Free Speech Coalition - says record-keeping for adult films can be an extensive undertaking.

"Warehouses of files we're talking about," said Diane Duke, the coalition's executive director. "Some of our companies have whole departments dedicated to them."

Sounds pretty hot.

Pet: Rusty
Street: Timber Lane

Looks like I'm Rusty Timber.

Pal Washington at your service.

Beef Route#2. Now that is a porn name.

/grew up on a farm

Thumper Talbot

If I were a chick, that'd work (I'd just go by "Tee-Tee").

Sounds like good preparation for public service to me.

I am obliged to post this now:



I pity the fool who doesn't know his Mr. T name!

Mike Colona almost sounds like a gay porn name. Almost.

First pet + Street grew up on= Hooper Central. Hmm, doesn't work.

goblues: The_Sponge:
IMHO, I prefer the pet's name with your mom's maiden name:


Tried this on a friend...Pepe Schlotweiler

/ftw

Mine would be...

Pervis Nigro.

That's a winner.