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(CNN) Interesting School names monkey god as school chairman. WHERE IS YOUR RECESS NOW?   (robots.cnn.com) divider line 44
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calbert [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-06-07 01:04:39 PM  
I read that as "reeses"
great headline if that is what was intended

 
nekom [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 01:19:43 PM  
I chortled. +1

 
daveydave 2008-06-07 03:53:22 PM  
There's no wrong way to eat a recess.

 
Fluffy_the_cactus 2008-06-07 03:54:18 PM  
Bravo. +1

 
LostSaidDocument 2008-06-07 03:55:15 PM  
www.pulsetc.com

These guys have no comment.

 
scottydoesntknow [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-06-07 03:59:51 PM  
Did someone say Recess?

img2.timeinc.net

/Only Disney cartoon I will still watch.
//Best episode was SAL 3000
///Dirty dirty hotlinker

 
ultraholland 2008-06-07 04:05:33 PM  
As far as I know, Recess is in western Ireland.

 
kzp7 2008-06-07 04:06:08 PM  
FTA: Hanuman is one of the most popular gods in the crowded pantheon of Hindu deities. His most famous feat, as described in the Hindu epic the Ramayana, was leading a monkey army to fight the demon King Ravana and rescue a kidnapped princess.

/Still have more respect for that religion than Christianity
i293.photobucket.com
//FAIL

 
FriarReb98 [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 04:07:46 PM  
i43.photobucket.com

\first thought

 
jonr 2008-06-07 04:09:38 PM  
I watch too much Cartoon Network:
www.tvguide.com

 
shadow9 2008-06-07 04:12:19 PM  
The position comes with an incense-filled office, a desk and a laptop computer.

TOTALLY read incest-filled orifice...

/needs new glasses, STAT.

 
MonkeyBoy666 2008-06-07 04:14:48 PM  
I am your God now?


/Can I has cheezburgr?

 
scottydoesntknow [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-06-07 04:17:28 PM  
jonr: I watch too much Cartoon Network:

Haha "My Gym Partner's a Monkey". Every time I turn the tv on in the morning that's what is on (Damn adult swim). I'm usually too lazy to find the remote and change it, so I've seen a lot of that show, probably way too much for my age.

 
bugenhagen [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 04:18:06 PM  
i290.photobucket.com

Does not approve

/first thing I though of...

 
Funk Brothers 2008-06-07 04:29:40 PM  
Muhammad?

 
ArkAngel 2008-06-07 04:32:27 PM  
Now if only we can find someone to translate his simple but beautiful language.

/dilbert ftw

 
Sadsaque 2008-06-07 04:36:39 PM  
www.wnit.org

 
Dennis_Moore 2008-06-07 04:56:37 PM  
www.spiritofbaraka.com


"CAK!!!!"
/also i didn't know engineering schools had recess...
//although that does explain a lot...

 
Kumana Wanalaia [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 05:00:24 PM  
daveydave

There's no wrong way to eat a recess rhesus.

 
Egalitarian [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-06-07 05:22:01 PM  
Wu kong?

 
Joker you diabolical... 2008-06-07 05:23:14 PM  
Will they teach intelligent design?

 
followmeinfantry 2008-06-07 05:28:26 PM  
Well, that explains why so many of them come to school in America. Mother- Hey honey, how was school? Son- Horrible. My teacher thought I was cheating, so he sent me to the principals office. Mother- Well, what did the principal have to say? Son- Nothing. Nothing Mom, my principal is a f*#king statue. He doesnt talk, he doesnt move. Nothing! What the hell is wrong with you? You know what he is. Youre on the school board You hired him for the job! Jeezus Christ!

 
Dave the Puller 2008-06-07 05:34:08 PM  
Why is Subby shouting?

 
The guy at the end of the thread 2008-06-07 05:40:04 PM  
www.wacitonline.net

 
OtherLittleGuy 2008-06-07 05:48:52 PM  
School names monkey god as school chairman. WHERE IS YOUR RECESS RHESUS NOW?

FTFY

 
Clev 2008-06-07 05:50:18 PM  
FTA: Hanuman is one of the most popular gods in the crowded pantheon of Hindu deities. His most famous feat, as described in the Hindu epic the Ramayana, was leading a monkey army to fight the demon King Ravana and rescue a kidnapped princess.

Holy shiat! Hinduism has epic monkey battles against demons? Where do I sign up?

 
Foxxinnia 2008-06-07 05:53:35 PM  
Hanuman kicks ass.

 
AliasUndercover 2008-06-07 05:56:14 PM  
Hanuman is one of the most popular gods in the crowded pantheon of Hindu deities. His most famous feat, as described in the Hindu epic the Ramayana, was leading a monkey army to fight the demon King Ravana and rescue a kidnapped princess.

What a cool video game this would be.

 
Joker you diabolical... 2008-06-07 05:59:31 PM  
Clev: Holy shiat! Hinduism has epic monkey battles against demons? Where do I sign up?



China has their own version, the Monkey King

www.llc.ed.ac.uk

 
FuriousAnger 2008-06-07 06:09:31 PM  
Glad to see the Hanuman love here. Keep it up.

 
daimao 2008-06-07 06:10:56 PM  
bugenhagen, Egalitarian, and Joker beat me to it, but yeah.
images.wikia.com

/what a dirty hotlinker am I

 
ElegantGoose 2008-06-07 06:12:32 PM  
OtherLittleGuy School names monkey god as school chairman. WHERE IS YOUR RECESS RHESUS NOW?

FTFY


That's what I came to say!

 
ttc2301 2008-06-07 06:12:45 PM  
Yeah, but will he fling poo?

 
luvtinayothers 2008-06-07 06:19:41 PM  
Subby completely farked up the headline. Rhesus, dammit, RHESUS!

 
MonkeyBoy666 2008-06-07 06:57:42 PM  
Joker you diabolical...: China has their own version, the Monkey King

Is it like the Lion King, only less commercialized and with way more flung excrement?

 
havesometea 2008-06-07 07:07:03 PM  
calbert: I read that as "reeses"
great headline if that is what was intended


Same. Brilliant headline.

 
Dihnekis 2008-06-07 07:49:30 PM  
Dennis_Moore: "CAK!!!!"

I want that shiat in HD already.

And crappy pirated 1080i versions with some HD channel logo on the bottom right don't count, godddamnit.

 
brantgoose 2008-06-07 09:19:13 PM  
Jesus is our CEO.

Except in Norway, where he wasn't allowed to be executive manager of a fundamentalist Christian school:

http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article812661.ece

 
Somacandra [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 09:44:55 PM  
img1.picturewizard.com

 
Dennis_Moore 2008-06-07 11:41:22 PM  
Dihnekis: Dennis_Moore: "CAK!!!!"

I want that shiat in HD already.

And crappy pirated 1080i versions with some HD channel logo on the bottom right don't count, godddamnit.



Damn straight......

There is NO better movie to watch while eating mushrooms.

 
magical_mystery_meat 2008-06-08 12:34:36 AM  
Ganesh thinks you are working too hard for this one.

 
Dr.Salvador 2008-06-08 02:16:15 AM  
MonkeyBoy666: Joker you diabolical...: China has their own version, the Monkey King

Is it like the Lion King, only less commercialized and with way more flung excrement?


No that's Kimba the White Lion, but our friends at Disney got rid of the excrement part. :)

 
Metz 2008-06-08 03:44:12 AM  
Joker you diabolical...: Clev: Holy shiat! Hinduism has epic monkey battles against demons? Where do I sign up?



China has their own version, the Monkey King


This brings back memories for me.....
www.jo-shin.net

 
foo monkey 2008-06-08 09:12:53 AM  
India.

 
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