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(My Fox Orlando) Florida Florida High School uses more water per year than Sea World, Universal Orlando   (myfoxorlando.com) divider line 90
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Suicidal Writer 2008-06-07 03:22:09 PM  
"Water wasn't really a priority to us,"

When America is nothing more than a ruinous wasteland, this attitude will be mocked by history.

 
Selector 2008-06-07 04:12:05 PM  
Suicidal Writer: "Water wasn't really a priority to us,"

When America is nothing more than a ruinous wasteland, this attitude will be mocked by history.


Shut up, troll.

 
Sharkface217 2008-06-07 04:12:20 PM  
Bongwater?

/surprised nobody has come in touting the abolishment of public schooling
//private sector using water more efficiently, etc.

 
Cuphat 2008-06-07 04:12:26 PM  
...

How in the fark?

Seriously?

 
bigd29 2008-06-07 04:13:50 PM  
Shannon Butler seems to have ignored basic editing.

 
studebaker hoch 2008-06-07 04:14:39 PM  
Oh, the homely manatees!

/nothing. i has it.

 
astro716 2008-06-07 04:17:11 PM  
It seems to me they could route the chilled water back into the usage stream if the pipes are clean enough. Hell, they could route wastewater and sewage between the walls and use that to chill the building on its way out the door.

/How many of those practice fields are sport-turf?

 
Redneckian 2008-06-07 04:18:07 PM  
"Water wasn't really a priority to us," Kosmac said. "Its not presently a very expensive resource. We were looking more at the big ticket items and that was energy and that's the one we have been focused on."

Man, that guy needs a cawkpunch.

Wouldn't it be ironic if this guy ends up drowning in a toilet in the blue wing (upstairs near the water fountain) in the boy's room?

/not subby

 
Scom 2008-06-07 04:18:07 PM  
it just fell through the cracks? WTF? was the guy actually making an attempt at being punny? 3 times the water usage of sea-freaking-world and it "fell through the cracks"

god bless america

 
clit hero 2008-06-07 04:18:48 PM  
That reminds me, I'm bored and should go drain my swimming pool and refill it before they declare a drought here.

/or have they already?

 
Redneckian 2008-06-07 04:19:21 PM  
Scom: god bless america Floriduh


/OTH

 
Mariicus 2008-06-07 04:19:21 PM  
Last year in January alone the school used a million gallons of water. Break that down about more than 43,000 gallons a day. The average household uses 176 gallons a day.

Fail.

 
CowboyUpCowgirlDown 2008-06-07 04:21:18 PM  
They must have a leak.

 
punto 2008-06-07 04:22:21 PM  
BUt, TEH CHILDREN!

 
Phone_Answering_Monkey 2008-06-07 04:22:27 PM  
Well duh...high school sports are the single most important thing in certain parts of the world.

 
AgentTuba 2008-06-07 04:22:49 PM  
Well that explains the drought and water restrictions we're under.....

 
oukewldave 2008-06-07 04:23:00 PM  
What household uses 176 gallons of water a day? How many showers are people taking?

 
Barbaro's Evil Twin 2008-06-07 04:23:25 PM  
<b>Selector:</b> <i>Shut up, troll.</i>

How is that person at all a troll? They have a very valid point.

 
Southpaw018 [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 04:24:21 PM  
Reporters with 1st grade Writing skills. Make articles, hard To read.

 
kzp7 2008-06-07 04:24:38 PM  
How in the holy hell do you use that much water? Must be hard to teach class when all the students are bobbing around in life vests trying to stay afloat.

i293.photobucket.com
/Titanic Fail

 
rcsteinbach 2008-06-07 04:25:14 PM  
"Water wasn't really a priority to us," Kosmac said. "Its not presently a very expensive resource. We were looking more at the big ticket items and that was energy and that's the one we have been focused on."

So, you were going to wait until water reaches $1.00/gallon before doing anything about the waste? Geez! We needed a level 4 drought alert before our schools were forced to reduce water usage (meaning fixing the leaky pipes on their property).

Mr. Kosmac is sailing on the FAILBOAT headed for teh EPIC FAIL!

 
Clarinch 2008-06-07 04:25:46 PM  
Isn't Florida's aquifer supposedly nearly empty?

 
AgentTuba 2008-06-07 04:25:48 PM  
Get it? Lake Mary high school.

 
AlrightGuy 2008-06-07 04:26:05 PM  
It's just to wash away the semen from all the teacher-student sex that seems to go on in Florida.

/DRTFA

 
LordVader 2008-06-07 04:27:10 PM  
The average household uses 176 gallons of water a day, between showers, flushing toilets, dishes, laundry, washing hands, teeth brushing, etc.

 
Yoda's Pen Is 2008-06-07 04:28:33 PM  
If they install low-flow toilets, will it affect the quality of the "swirlies" being given?

 
Atharaenea 2008-06-07 04:30:34 PM  
With 6 practice fields it added up, add that with the couple thousand student flushing to toilet and washing their hands,

Bullshiat. Teenagers don't wash their hands.

 
scottydoesntknow [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-06-07 04:31:24 PM  
I saved 150 gallons by filling my hot tub up with women instead of water.

 
The Angry Hand of God 2008-06-07 04:32:49 PM  
Barbaro's Evil Twin: <b>Selector:</b> <i>Shut up, troll.</i>

How is that person at all a troll? They have a very valid point.


Your HTML is showing.

 
thelordofcheese 2008-06-07 04:37:39 PM  
They have to fill their bongs with something.

 
trav-o 2008-06-07 04:38:09 PM  
I love it when my alma mater makes the news

 
moogoob 2008-06-07 04:39:07 PM  
Six practice fields? My HS had ONE, and it was not even owned by the school, it was technically part of a Toronto city park. Nevermind we didn't even have a football team...

/went to a ghetto school
//turned out OK, I think

 
Gordon Bennett 2008-06-07 04:40:56 PM  
I think most of the usage is related to their popular "Making meth for fun and profit" course.

 
Selector 2008-06-07 04:41:17 PM  
Barbaro's Evil Twin: <b>Selector:</b> <i>Shut up, troll.</i>

How is that person at all a troll? They have a very valid point.


Obviously you haven't seen it in other threads. It is a textbook case of concern troll.

 
srewolf 2008-06-07 04:41:39 PM  
Good lord, that article is so full of grammatical errors, I think I'm stupider for having read it...see, I just said stupider.

 
BBRModitha 2008-06-07 04:42:44 PM  
That must be one hell of a basement meth lab.

 
Phone_Answering_Monkey 2008-06-07 04:42:53 PM  
I suppose the liberal tree-hugger hippie contingent would prefer that their reactor just overheat all the time? Idiots.

 
amanogowa 2008-06-07 04:43:22 PM  
Sharkface217: Bongwater?

/surprised nobody has come in touting the abolishment of public schooling
//private sector using water more efficiently, etc.


Actually seems the school is MUCH more efficient than the private sector.Given that 43,000/176 gives 244.3 housholds worth of consumption. Lets be generous and round up and say the average family is 5 people (mom, dad, 2.5 kids).

The school has a daily consumption on par with 1221 people.

Considering that many students shower once or twice a day at school, and once at home (once after PE, once after a sport) and that many schools cook 1-2 out of every 3 meals for the students, this does not seem too bad.

Now lets consider the fact that most likely more than 1221 people occupy this building in a given day, and that does not account for the public resources many schools provide such as open fields and public spaces and possibly a pool.

 
atlanta_ufo 2008-06-07 04:45:44 PM  
"Water wasn't really a priority to us,"

What is he, friends with Celine Dion and Tiger Woods

 
Coeriv 2008-06-07 04:51:59 PM  
Amanogowa
and possibly a pool.

Now i can be the queen of summer!
/king! i mean king!

 
ultraholland 2008-06-07 04:53:20 PM  
Don't let the virtual water Nazi's hear about this.

 
FeFiFoFark 2008-06-07 04:54:20 PM  
assclowns.

 
Hot Carl To Go 2008-06-07 04:55:26 PM  
FTFA:

With 6 practice fields it added up, add that with the couple thousand student flushing to toilet and washing their hands, then mix in the energy saving air-conditioning system that uses a lot of water to keep the rooms cool and you have a whole lot of water begin used.

I have never fancied myself as a grammar and spelling expert but dammit...

 
a migrating coconut 2008-06-07 04:56:22 PM  
atlanta_ufo: What is he, friends with Celine Dion and Tiger Woods

Your lack of question mark is showing.

 
kilgorn 2008-06-07 05:01:19 PM  
Since Georgia and Florida have been haggling over water
I should send this to Sonny

 
amanogowa 2008-06-07 05:07:04 PM  
Scom: it just fell through the cracks? WTF? was the guy actually making an attempt at being punny? 3 times the water usage of sea-freaking-world and it "fell through the cracks"

god bless america


Um.. Seaworld has a water-reclamation program. They do things like filter the water in the tanks and re-use it, as opposed to a school which is using it to fill toilets, showers and water grass.

 
Mad_Radhu 2008-06-07 05:15:00 PM  
Gordon Bennett: I think most of the usage is related to their popular "Making meth for fun and profit" course.

It's a good class. The instructor is cool.

i249.photobucket.com

 
DoWhatNowToWhat 2008-06-07 05:23:19 PM  
Damn kids with their bathroom breaks and sanitation issues. Just piss in the corner like the rest of us. I am pretty sure more people go to the school then visit sea world.

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown but a text book over it.

 
StillH2O 2008-06-07 05:24:52 PM  
Selector: Suicidal Writer: "Water wasn't really a priority to us,"

When America is nothing more than a ruinous wasteland, this attitude will be mocked by history.

Shut up, troll.


That's not trolling, that's an obvious statement. Okay, it might be an exaggeration to say the whole country will be a "ruinous wasteland" anytime soon, but much of the south and west will certainly be short on water.

Amazingly, the same people who spent years wasting water making their suburban desert yards look like golf courses will be whining about the high price of water, just like the people who drive gas guzzlers and commute 50 miles each way to work are now complaining about the price of gas. I'm not sure which parts of "finite resource" and "supply and demand" people fail to understand.

The good news is we'll still have the Great Lakes, the largest supply of fresh water in the world. It will be funny to see the Rust Belt become a boom area once again. It might even have nice mild winters by then, too!

 
StillH2O 2008-06-07 05:28:11 PM  
Atharaenea: Bullshiat. Teenagers don't wash their hands.

At a bathroom stop at a run-down convenience store on a high school band trip, a friend of mine didn't wash his hands after peeing. When somebody asked him why, he said, "I figured my penis was cleaner than that sink." It was pretty tough to argue with that logic.

 
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