lol wot?

So black people leech calcium from your bones too?

Vic Androzzi: "You ain't black (holds up a black pen)."

John Shaft: "And you ain't white (holds up a white coffee cup)."


This was all covered in the 1971 film Shaft, wasn't it?

Considering that he's Black, it makes sense for them to call him a black candidate. I think.

Are you suggesting that he is a glass of carbonated beverage instead of a person?

"Obama" sounds like "Osama"

so Barack is half Coke?

He's more "R.C." if you ask me.

MorningBreath: so Barack is half Coke?

Or maybe he means that Barack cuts his Coke.

HURRR HUSSEIN OBAMA IS A SECRET MOOSLIM HURRR LETS BOMB THEM ALL.

Hey, I can remember when Michael Jackson was black.

That was a long time ago, though.

submitter: Pour a glass half full with Coca-Cola. Then top off the glass with water. Take a sip. Is it Coke? Of course not.

But the liquid is still brown, just not as sweet.

I'm IRISH!!! FREE MY PEOPLE!!!!




/These arguments are soooo retarded.

This is the dumbest article ever.

Because some people still use the "one drop of black blood" definition of racial purity.

"Pour a glass half full with Coca-Cola. Then top off the glass with water. Take a sip. Is it Coke? Of course not. Then why do the newspapers refer to Barak Obama as a "black candidate?" He is no more black than he is white."...

...."unless of course he wants to buy the house next to mine, or walk close to me in a dark alley. Then he's all black, and it's my white duty to flee from his presence.

Just like Thomas Jefferson's children with Sally Hemmings were all viewed as equal citizens, no questions asked, right?

Gee, let's confuse genetics with hue.


Any chance this moran didn't reproduce?

Does it have to be water? I was thinking scotch

It has to do with DNA. If you're more than 33% black, you are considered to be black. That's what I heard, anyway.

Bob Down: Does it have to be water? I was thinking scotch

Well played.

The "old school" term is mulatto.

I'm not going to click the link, but I am going to venture a guess that this is associated with Fox News...

You know who else was half full of coke, subby?

That's right!

The hillaryis44 take on the applause:


# dedfg Says:
June 7th, 2008 at 12:59 pm

I wonder how many people there are plants for Obama to ensure there is any clapping for him.

D'oh. wrong thread.

Who does he resemble more, Dave Chappelle or Dave Letterman? Case closed.

Mexicans - black
Jamaicans - black
Iranians - black
Indians - black
Hawaiians - black
Puerto-Ricans - black
Eskimos - black
South-Americans - black
Orientals - black
Yeah, that's right
The Klan says everything's black that ain't white
So we gotta get our facts straight
Cause the shiat they teach in school is pure hate
Sometimes I don't know for sure
If somebody want a race war

Don't you mean Balack Nat X Hussein Die Whitey Die There Is No God But Allah And Mohammed Is His Prophet I Carry Mao's Book Of Quotations Bin Laden Osama?

HagarTheHorrible [Vanilla Coke]

Perfect for this thread.

I think Obama should be called the "Vanilla Coke Candidate" from now on.

he's Molato

If you have a glass half full with Coca-Cola then, you top it off with water,
and I have a glass half full with Coca-Cola then I top it off with water, and I have a long straw that reaches across the room, then I drink your glass half full with Coca-Cola topped off with water.
I drink it up!

beve: Mexicans - black
Jamaicans - black
Iranians - black
Indians - black
Hawaiians - black
Puerto-Ricans - black
Eskimos - black
South-Americans - black
Orientals - black
Yeah, that's right
The Klan says everything's black that ain't white
So we gotta get our facts straight
Cause the shiat they teach in school is pure hate
Sometimes I don't know for sure
If somebody want a race war

My Ex-GF was a census walker in 2000 and she was told that Hispanics are considered an ethnicity instead of a race for statistical purposes. Thus they were counted as 'white'.

Bob Down: Does it have to be water? I was thinking scotch

You mix scotch with coca-cola?



Blasphemer!

He's just like any other black guy that grew up in Hawaii and educated at Columbia and Harvard...

I have to say that the author does bring up some good points.

10.0.0.1: Are you suggesting that he is a glass of carbonated beverage instead of a person?

Exactly. We are all a mixture of different beverages (ancestries). To call someone just one or the other, when there is a significant part of their ancestry of another race, is simply inaccurate.

But he's a muslim.

What? Does this mean he's a mulatto? Or a quadroon?

jackmalice: What? Does this mean he's a mulatto? Or a quadroon?

He's a mulatto, quadroon is 1/4 white and octaroon is 1/8

Here's his mom

Here's another one

Therion: Bob Down: Does it have to be water? I was thinking scotch

You mix scotch with coca-cola?



Blasphemer!

Yeah, I think rum and coke would be a better mix.

What does it make him if you add some lime?

ExJerseyGirl: What does it make him if you add some lime?

You put de lime in de candidate and drink dem both together
Put de lime in de candidate, den you feel better
You put de lime in de candidate and drink dem both together
You put de lime in de candidate and call me in the moo-ooo-ooo-ooo-oorning!

John McCain was born of a man and a woman, why do we call him a man? He's clearly half-man, half-woman!

10.0.0.1: Considering that he's Black, it makes sense for them to call him a black candidate. I think.

Are you suggesting that he is a glass of carbonated beverage instead of a person?

I know. It comes as a shock to many Obama supporters that he is someone fizzy.

Half black and on crack.

The Beacon Man: Half honkey, all donkey.

All racist, all fascist.

Vanilla Coke, Diet Coke, etc

I thought we established in another thread that he was 20% black, 15% white and 65% Muslim.

I'm for the prophesies
so I'm voting
OBAMA in 08'
Yeah!