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(Sun Sentinel) Florida Today's teacher having sex with a student on the "Edge Of Seventeen" brought to you by America's wang. Victim wished she'd "Stop Draggin' His Heart Around" (with mugshot)   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 114
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Mercutio879 [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 10:40:04 AM  
The teacher will probably be "Free Fallin'" into prison.

 
Fluff Girl [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 10:56:30 AM  
TFA: The Center Academy, at 4700 Riverside Drive, is described as a "small, safe, accredited college prep environment for students who have fallen behind or who want to get ahead

But one greedy little bastard wanted to get some behind and get some head.

 
Control_this [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 11:58:00 AM  
Ooo baby, Ooo, said oooo.

 
meanviking [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 12:12:04 PM  
www.sun-sentinel.com

whoa- stand back

 
AntonSzandorLaVey [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 12:53:54 PM  
She is way below my standards. Just look how blurry she is. I definitely would not hit it.

 
IMDWalrus [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 01:12:21 PM  
The Power Of Love in action?

AntonSzandorLaVey: She is way below my standards. Just look how blurry she is. I definitely would not hit it.

And you ran, you ran so far away.

 
thelordofcheese 2008-06-07 01:12:48 PM  
AntonSzandorLaVey: She is way below my standards. Just look how blurry she is. I definitely would not hit it.

But she has soft focus knees.

 
thenateman 2008-06-07 01:13:45 PM  
Problem: America is short of good teachers.

Solution: Recruit teachers by letting them bang their students.

 
theorellior 2008-06-07 01:13:51 PM  
He's learned that when the rain washes you clean you'll know.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 01:14:45 PM  
AntonSzandorLaVey: She is way below my standards. Just look how blurry she is. I definitely would not hit it.

i5.photobucket.com

/Would hit it
//Like the fist of an angry blurry god

 
theorellior 2008-06-07 01:16:19 PM  
I guess he gave her his leather and then took her lace.

 
wanago bob 2008-06-07 01:16:23 PM  
I heard she sings like a goat

 
ultraholland 2008-06-07 01:16:56 PM  
Margate police began their investigation after the victim recently confided to another teacher that he had previously had a sexual relationship with Jouini, Kolenda said. That teacher notified the state child abuse hotline, Kolenda said.

Sounds like somebody was jealous.

 
the lord god [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 01:16:57 PM  
Edge of Seventeen song written about Tom Petty. It's a fact I read it on a restaurant napkin.

 
nohit 2008-06-07 01:17:26 PM  
What happens when Stevie Wonder tries to shave himself?

 
ComicBookGuy 2008-06-07 01:18:26 PM  
I'm sure that boy feels really traumatized. His hand is probably all red from all the hi-fiving he's been getting.

 
drivingsouth [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 01:19:27 PM  
She looks nothing like Christine McVie

 
AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 01:20:49 PM  
She's got the Crazy eyes...
i221.photobucket.com

 
zamboni 2008-06-07 01:20:52 PM  
I dunno... is she pretty enough to avoid hard time? Tough call with one photo. Well, she appears to be female...that'll cut her time down to a year, max. Blonde...six months with prohibition. Young...ok...I'll admit borderline attractive...time served...nice eyes...FLORIDA...get outta here...don't do it again.

Lucky she wasn't male...twenty in a federal PMITA prison...at least.

 
nohit 2008-06-07 01:22:10 PM  
I'd give to her my leather and take from her her lace.

/just sayin'

 
cubsfan07 2008-06-07 01:22:40 PM  
img175.imageshack.us


/eat it, Harvey

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 01:23:10 PM  
Also, she lookes like a coked-up Harry Potter cosplayer.

 
neenerist 2008-06-07 01:23:43 PM  
"...He never actually came forward."

Nice.

 
theorellior 2008-06-07 01:24:28 PM  
He probably thought that shacking up was all she wanted to do. He'd give her his world, but she won't take it from him. He decided she could go her own way.

 
phillydrifter 2008-06-07 01:24:48 PM  
AntonSzandorLaVey: Just look how blurry she is.

She's not blurry and pixelated, that's how she really looks.

Fluff Girl: Take 2 to tango. Stupid kid, it was his fault cuz he confided in some other teacher, and i bet she was an ugly hag and reported it, she was jealous cuz all she's got is a huge dildo.

 
nohit 2008-06-07 01:26:08 PM  
D'oh, theorellior beat me to the punch on that one. Mea culpa.

 
StrikitRich 2008-06-07 01:26:08 PM  
Wonder if there was any leather or lace involved?

 
GhostWing 2008-06-07 01:27:11 PM  
Imagine the dilemma of a 16-year-old kid banging his flaming hot teacher.

He wants to brag about it, but he can't tell anyone, or he'll lose the hottest date of his formative young life.

On the other hand, kids banging ugly teachers just gotta pray to god that nobody ever learns how dateless and desperate they were.

/never bumped uglies with a teacher, hittable or otherwise.
//just as well. It would have ruined my grades.
///yes, I said it.

 
ultraholland 2008-06-07 01:27:41 PM  
cubsfan07: /eat it, Harvey

nice.

 
TexasPete [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 01:27:47 PM  
As a teacher, these stories make me absolutely sick. I'm starting to believe that we need to mandate educators take personality profiles, even regularly, just to assess their mental states. As rigorous as we try and monitor content knowledge, teaching abilities, disability and cultural awareness we are overlooking what seems to be a burgeoning epidemic in our society.

These teachers have a responsibility to not just share their content knowledge of the subject they teach, but to also shape and mold the characters of the young people they are creating. Instead, they are destroying lives and families, and nobody is trying to do anything to prevent it.

Disgusting.

 
phillydrifter 2008-06-07 01:28:10 PM  
zamboni: six months with prohibition.

This word 'prohibition,' it does not mean what you think it means.

prohibiAtion is the word you're looking for.

 
Hector Remarkable 2008-06-07 01:28:25 PM  
Nice.

 
mikaloyd 2008-06-07 01:29:04 PM  
runaway bride eyes

 
phillydrifter 2008-06-07 01:30:49 PM  
TexasPete: As a teacher, these stories make me absolutely sick.

You're a dude. Welcome to the gender bias. If it were a guy teacher and a high school chick, her father would have killed him and, with a good lawyer, gotten a 'not guilty by order of temporary insanity' verdict.

Is it just me or do we rarely/never see stories of male teachers sexin' up underage girls?

 
glenlivid 2008-06-07 01:31:54 PM  
What would Stevie Nicks say about this relationship?

Wake up in the morning
See your sunrise- loves- to go down
Lousy lovers- pick their prey
But they never cry out loud

Did she make you cry
Make you break down
Shatter your illusions of love
Is it over now- do you know how
Pick up the pieces and go home.

Rock on- ancient woman
Follow those who pale
In your shadow

Rulers make bad lovers
You better put your kingdom up for sale

 
GhostWing 2008-06-07 01:32:41 PM  
phillydrifter:
Is it just me or do we rarely/never see stories of male teachers sexin' up underage girls?


We see them. Usually post-mortem.

 
bostonowns 2008-06-07 01:33:55 PM  
i also had sex with her so im getting a kick out of this thread

 
theorellior 2008-06-07 01:34:03 PM  
He's gonna learn that lightning strikes, maybe once, maybe twice.

 
glenlivid 2008-06-07 01:34:24 PM  
TexasPete: As a teacher, these stories make me absolutely sick. I'm starting to believe that we need to mandate educators take personality profiles, even regularly, just to assess their mental states. As rigorous as we try and monitor content knowledge, teaching abilities, disability and cultural awareness we are overlooking what seems to be a burgeoning epidemic in our society.

These teachers have a responsibility to not just share their content knowledge of the subject they teach, but to also shape and mold the characters of the young people they are creating. Instead, they are destroying lives and families, and nobody is trying to do anything to prevent it.

Disgusting.


I can't figure out if it's a burgeoning epidemic, or if it's just getting noticed because of the internet. The priesthood didn't just take up buggery in the 80's and 90's; it was institutionalized.

 
TexasPete [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 01:34:27 PM  
Oh, and by the way, he was no more than a baby then. And, if we keep this trend of teacher sex abuse up, then suddenly, one day, there will be no one left standing in the halls.

/had to throw in lyrics
//still a farker at heart
///wish i had gotten it in all in one post

 
The_one_with_that_guy 2008-06-07 01:37:56 PM  
Mercutio879: The teacher will probably be "Free Fallin'" into prison.

Paraphrasing Winger here:

Heeee's only seventeeeeeeeen, but he gives me love like I've never seen...

 
DrForrester 2008-06-07 01:38:04 PM  
HURRRR ME WANT PUT PENIS IN HER

/really, I do

 
CornFedIowan 2008-06-07 01:38:24 PM  
phillydrifter: Is it just me or do we rarely/never see stories of male teachers sexin' up underage girls?

There are fewer male teachers around nowadays, because parents fear they will automatically start sexin' up those underage girls on the first day of school. Men are aware of this and see no reason to put up with it when they can get jobs elsewhere.

Women, of course, are not threatening. Not at all.

 
rhiannon [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 01:43:12 PM  
That's actually kinda freaky

 
zamboni 2008-06-07 01:44:46 PM  
phillydrifter: zamboni: six months with prohibition.

This word 'prohibition,' it does not mean what you think it means.

prohibiAtion is the word you're looking for.


Uh, thanks...I was typing as fast as I can...but thank you, Mr./Ms. Helper...really! No, no...I really mean it, thank you most sincerely for your gracious assistance! Pedantic douchebag

 
Dull Cow Eyes 2008-06-07 01:45:16 PM  
FTA:Christine Brown Jouini, 38, a teacher at the Center Academy in Coral Springs, is accused of repeatedly having sex with the student at her former apartment in Margate and other locations off campus between June 2006 and September 2007, police said.


Q: What can Brown do for you?
A: Buttsex.

 
bugmn99 2008-06-07 01:47:04 PM  
She looks like she makes lovin' fun**.


**went with this instead of my first thought which involved a landslide of semen.

 
Harry Freakstorm 2008-06-07 01:48:22 PM  
The Center Academy, at 4700 Riverside Drive, is described as a "small, safe, accredited college prep environment for students who have fallen behind or who want to get ahead

Snobby One: Yes. Yes. Good old Center Academy. I, myself, went to Pruhorn Prep, you know.

Snobby Two: Oh Pruhorn. Fine institution. I believe the maid's daughter went there. But, tell me, sir. Did you get to boff the teacher?

Snobby One: I cannot say that I had the pleasure? And at Center? The teachers were, uh, accommodating?

Snobby Two: Oh yes. Quite accommodating. Well, here's to wealth and class. (Clicks glass)

Snobby One: To wealth and class, sir.

 
Mattyb710 [TotalFark] 2008-06-07 01:48:37 PM  
"It was consensual," said Margate police spokesman Chip Kolenda. "It wasn't until our detectives spoke to him that he admitted to the relationship. He never actually came forward."



Meanwhile murderers and rapists are running the streets.

/Fine police work, Lou?

 
vagina 2008-06-07 01:49:12 PM  
DO WANT.

 
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