Hookers and blow

To be fair, he will wait until the 80s and then become the greedy generation and then beg for the same social security that he said wouldn't be there for him.

But don't worry- we'll toss him into a retirement home just like he did to his parents.

Expect worse. MUCH worse.

Did a weatherman tell him this?

He's going to do a lot of screwing, pot smoking and acid dropping?

FarkinFarker: He's going to do a lot of screwing, pot smoking and acid dropping?

Now that's a campaign I could get behind.

If this means a lot more pot and casual sex, then I'm cutting Senator Obama another check.

Dr.Zom: Did a weatherman tell him this?

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.

FarkinFarker: He's going to do a lot of screwing, pot smoking and acid dropping?

He's already got the kids drinking the kool-aid....remove showering and other personal hygene, jobs, and personal responsibility and stir vigorously.

3_Butt_Cheeks: Expect worse. MUCH worse.

Meh. The sky isn't falling and most people are sick of hearing it.

I_Approve_Of_This_Message: If this means a lot more pot and casual sex, then I'm cutting Senator Obama another check.

The chicks get to shave this time though.

If Obama has anything to do with making America like the Wallflowers, he just lost my farking vote.

Fart_Machine: I_Approve_Of_This_Message: If this means a lot more pot and casual sex, then I'm cutting Senator Obama another check.

The chicks get to shave this time though.

Each other.

Louder And More Dissonant: Fart_Machine: I_Approve_Of_This_Message: If this means a lot more pot and casual sex, then I'm cutting Senator Obama another check.

The chicks get to shave this time though.

Each other.

Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Fart_Machine: Dr.Zom: Did a weatherman tell him this?

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.

Meh, after twenty years of schooling I'm looking forward to a nice 9 to 5 job.

Dr.Zom: Did a weatherman tell him this?

+1

I've always wondered what it'd be like to be stoned for days. That's worth a vote or two.

So he's going to do a lot of drugs?

Wait, he already did that!

Obamacrats basically admit that they're not voting for the guy due to issues or experience, but because they want to feel better about themselves.

Words of wisdom: "Everybody must get stoned."

/loves me some Bob
//stoned now
///wait, what?

From the time Barack Obama was sworn in as a United State Senator, to the time he announced he was forming a Presidential exploratory committee, he logged 143 days of experience in the Senate. That's how many days the Senate was actually in session and working.

After 143 days of work experience, Obama believed he was ready to be Commander In Chief, Leader of the Free World, and fill the shoes of Abraham Lincoln, FDR, JFK and Ronald Reagan.

Unreal.

He realizes Obama is a baby boomer right?

I_Approve_Of_This_Message: If this means a lot more pot and casual sex, then I'm cutting Senator Obama another check.

you might as well just flush your money down a toilet.

Newbaca: He realizes Obama is a baby boomer right?

according to the lie that he was conceived after Selma, or his real birthdate?

captain_napalm: From the time Barack Obama was sworn in as a United State Senator, to the time he announced he was forming a Presidential exploratory committee, he logged 143 days of experience in the Senate. That's how many days the Senate was actually in session and working.

After 143 days of work experience, Obama believed he was ready to be Commander In Chief, Leader of the Free World, and fill the shoes of Abraham Lincoln, FDR, JFK and Ronald Reagan.

Unreal.

You are funny.

Oh the times they are a changing ^{(^)}

Somebody who may or may not be on your ignore list said something really farking stupid. I won't ruin it for you if you're trying to ignore him.

Another Bob quote for captain_napalm:
"It's all over now, Baby Blue."

Suck it!

captain_napalm: From the time Barack Obama was sworn in as a United State Senator, to the time he announced he was forming a Presidential exploratory committee, he logged 143 days of experience in the Senate. That's how many days the Senate was actually in session and working.

After 143 days of work experience, Obama believed he was ready to be Commander In Chief, Leader of the Free World, and fill the shoes of Abraham Lincoln, FDR, JFK and Ronald Reagan.

Unreal.

And in that time you will convert to Islam, submerse yourself in black history and culture and pay everything you have to reparations. Yup. Prepare.

Hobodeluxe: Oh the times they are a changing (^)

how about Rezko's money?

captain_napalm: From the time Barack Obama...

captain_napalm: you might as well...

captain_napalm: according to the lie...

Man, who peed in your Cheerios this evening.

I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more.
No, I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more.
Well, I wake in the morning,
Fold my hands and pray for rain.
I got a head full of ideas
That are drivin' me insane.
It's a shame the way she makes me scrub the floor.
I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more.

I ain't gonna work for Maggie's brother no more.
No, I ain't gonna work for Maggie's brother no more.
Well, he hands you a nickel,
He hands you a dime,
He asks you with a grin
If you're havin' a good time,
Then he fines you every time you slam the door.
I ain't gonna work for Maggie's brother no more.

I ain't gonna work for Maggie's pa no more.
No, I ain't gonna work for Maggie's pa no more.
Well, he puts his cigar
Out in your face just for kicks.
His bedroom window
It is made out of bricks.
The National Guard stands around his door.
Ah, I ain't gonna work for Maggie's pa no more.

I ain't gonna work for Maggie's ma no more.
No, I ain't gonna work for Maggie's ma no more.
Well, she talks to all the servants
About man and God and law.
Everybody says
She's the brains behind pa.
She's sixty-eight, but she says she's twenty-four.
I ain't gonna work for Maggie's ma no more.

I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more.
No, I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more.
Well, I try my best
To be just like I am,
But everybody wants you
To be just like them.
They sing while you slave and I just get bored.
I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more.

/couldn't help it

ramell: captain_napalm: From the time Barack Obama...

captain_napalm: you might as well...

captain_napalm: according to the lie...

Man, who peed in your Cheerios this evening.

Bitter trolls are bitter.

TruBluBaptist, McCainDemocrat, Suicidal Writer, rush_limbaugh_sent_me, Tacoby Bellisbury: Obamachrist, a-latte-sippin', bleeding heart, lose in November, Democrat party

Please don't bother.

McCainDemocrat: Obamacrats basically admit that they're not voting for the guy due to issues or experience, but because they want to feel better about themselves.

Funny- I never hear an Obama supporter say that- It must be those imaginary ones in your head.

shiitty headline


that are all

Hippie endorses a Democrat. This is news?

*yawn*

captain_napalm: After 143 days of work experience, Obama believed he was ready to be Commander In Chief, Leader of the Free World, and fill the shoes of Abraham Lincoln,

You do realize that Obama has more experience in Congress than Lincoln had when he was elected, don't you?

3_Butt_Cheeks: Hippie endorses a Democrat. This is news?

*yawn*

Oh, this is gonna be fun---lemme grab a beer and load the pipe!

Dylan is smarter than all you farkers combined. Deal with it.

STFU, GIMME MY CHECK and GET OFF MY LAWN.

dudemanbro, are you related to GuyManDude? Just wonderin'.

you know how you have stories about Bob Smith, who has been with Company for 50 years, and they force him to retire to bring in Joe Hotshot, the hardvard grad to take over?

and then Joe Hotshot outshines Old Man Bob?

Obama is Joe Hotshot.

in my bizzaro, twisted world, his inexperience can be an assett because he has a new approach to everything.

all I know is when I hear him talk, and he sells his brand, I say "I want that"

his views, his insight make me proud....i moved counties in 04 and said if he becomes the nominee, I'd register to vote...thats what I did on Thursday

I mean re-register

But the boomers did bad things to the country in the 60s (and beyond!), which is one of many reason I won't vote for Obama.

NeuroticRocker: all I know is when I hear him talk, and he sells his brand, I say "I want that"

his views, his insight make me proud....i moved counties in 04 and said if he becomes the nominee, I'd register to vote...thats what I did on Thursday

captain_napalm, please continue! You're cracking me up!

/sarcasm meter is on full blast. But I still like your posts. I giggle.
//Thanks

captain_napalm: NeuroticRocker: all I know is when I hear him talk, and he sells his brand, I say "I want that"

his views, his insight make me proud....i moved counties in 04 and said if he becomes the nominee, I'd register to vote...thats what I did on Thursday

Wow. You have shown us a pic of a Bush fanboi. Thanks!

fark Obama. Just cuz he can throw his voice around like Hitler is no reason to support the man. Oh wait. No that's right.

Investors seem to see him and the coming democrat control of congress as the apocalypse and are running for the hills. I would hate to be in this market Monday morning. Not much to get fired up about. When democrat handlers make comments like "you know we should be teaching more civics and responsibility role playing and less science and math in school" that the end is very near. Aldus Huxley's Brave New World is upon us.

Ron Paul Revere: I'm seriously thinking of putting you as the first person in my profile list of people to say "ha ha" to when Obama wins in November.

One more idiotic, contentless post and you're on it, biznitch.

you REALLY think he's going to win, don't you? it's so cute.

/oh and Tom Bradley sayshiathey don't caucus the general election.