I've always felt close to her. We both have the same type of misaligned incisor, mine is on my left, hers is on her right, and we have the exact same crowding of the lower teeth.

She's has teeth? I'm still not sure what her face looks like...

Suicidal Writer: I've always felt close to her. We both have the same type of misaligned incisor, mine is on my left, hers is on her right, and we have the exact same crowding of the lower teeth.


I'm amazed you could find such a horrifying picture of such a beautiful woman. Congratulations on continuing to fark up every thread I find you in.

She's perty.

if she wasn't hot, no one would ever listen to one minute of her dogshiat music

I'd hit it like a hanging curveball.

/I'll be AFK for a few minutes...
//locks bathroom door

I saw her at Great Woods many years ago. The strap of her shirt came off her shoulder while she was playing and everyone was almost treated to her massive Jewels. I was watching the big screen like a lion sizing up a gazelle.

/so close

And it don't stop.

/Again, hotlinked.

She's been around awhile...hasn't she earned enough money by now to fix her teeth? I always wonder about that when I see an obviuously affluent person who could eat an apple through a picket fence.

Nice rack vs snaggle tooth.
Nice rack always wins....

Trey Le Parc: She's been around awhile...hasn't she earned enough money by now to fix her teeth? I always wonder about that when I see an obviuously affluent person who could eat an apple through a picket fence.

I always wondered why people nitpick on women with great tits ....

/ Waiting for more pics

titties

Trey Le Parc: She's been around awhile...hasn't she earned enough money by now to fix her teeth? I always wonder about that when I see an obviuously affluent person who could eat an apple through a picket fence.

Instead of worrying about her teeth, worry about the fact that you and I would never have a chance to see those tits.

Then the record industry has done something right, as Jewel does have an absolutely magnificent pair o' teats. I approve.

Snaggletooth thread?

coma: Suicidal Writer: I've always felt close to her. We both have the same type of misaligned incisor, mine is on my left, hers is on her right, and we have the exact same crowding of the lower teeth.


I'm amazed you could find such a horrifying picture of such a beautiful woman. Congratulations on continuing to fark up every thread I find you in.

This

Hi all

...

I remeber seeing her in concert she wore a tight black dress that was see thru in the lights..I cant remeber if there was any music.
I was in my bunk for a week after that show

WTF is with people specifying that their pictures are hotlinked? What did I miss?

degreeless: coma: Suicidal Writer: I've always felt close to her. We both have the same type of misaligned incisor, mine is on my left, hers is on her right, and we have the exact same crowding of the lower teeth.


I'm amazed you could find such a horrifying picture of such a beautiful woman. Congratulations on continuing to fark up every thread I find you in.

This

And the typical "ooo look at me" post that I've come to expect as well...

Trey Le Parc: She's been around awhile...hasn't she earned enough money by now to fix her teeth?

I always wondered about Holly Marie Combs. 36 seasons of Charmed and she couldn't afford a little cosmetic dentistry.

Didn't care about teeth or tits.

priestrape: if she wasn't hot, no one would ever listen to one minute of her dogshiat music

Welcome to the music industry!

I somehow ended up with three copies of her first cd. I'm just saying maybe they should wait till 18,000,003 are sold before anybody jumps out of a cake.

Suicidal Writer: I've always felt close to her. We both have the same type of misaligned incisor, mine is on my left, hers is on her right, and we have the exact same crowding of the lower teeth.

what the hell is wrong with you?

ItchyMcDoogle: I remeber seeing her in concert she wore a tight black dress that was see thru in the lights..I cant remeber if there was any music.

You admit going to a Jewel concert?

AdolfOliverPanties: Didn't care about teeth or tits.

He was a sucker for a fat ass though.

It's hard to get past those summer teeth. A BJ could be dangerous.

DerekSD: Suicidal Writer: I've always felt close to her. We both have the same type of misaligned incisor, mine is on my left, hers is on her right, and we have the exact same crowding of the lower teeth.

what the hell is wrong with you?

Lack of character. I have a feeling that SW is a cultural mop, picking up the bits and pieces of culture and wringing them out into the grey water bucket called they call "my life".

Everyone from Alaska hates her. And not because of jealousy. It's just because she's a biatch.

Old music industry saying: "No sex appeal, no record deal".

DerekSD:
what the hell is wrong with you?

I am not British.

Did someone say rack?

Am I the only one who noticed the "Lose 30 Pounds Quickly" ad right below her picture?

I always find it amusing how Jewel is able to go from 'warbly girlish whisper' to 'baying hound' in one song, sometimes in one line.

Baying Hound: "Whoooo will SAAA-EEEE-AAVE" Sticky-sweet girly-whisper "your soul?"

The proper question Jewel is who will give you vocal lessons?

RevRaven: Old music industry saying: "No sex appeal, no record deal".

So who thought AC/DC was sexy?

Or am I missing something...

Maybe it's the rack, but her snaggletooth really does it for me.

/prolly the rack...

Who in the hell buys Jewel's music? And why?

Valdes: Everyone from Alaska hates her

All 14 of you?

THe song "Under the Water" that she did for The Craft was pretty funky and cool...the rest of her pseudo-country twangy shiate can suck my balls.

Also, here music should be outlawed for Karaoke. That is all.

best rack? you know scarlett johansson released an album the other week, right?

I don't care about a minor imperfection as 1 tooth. I want to suck on that rack until the cows come home.

kidddynamite: Trey Le Parc: She's been around awhile...hasn't she earned enough money by now to fix her teeth? I always wonder about that when I see an obviuously affluent person who could eat an apple through a picket fence.

Instead of worrying about her teeth, worry about the fact that you and I would never have a chance to see those tits.

I didn't say "worry", I said "wonder". And why worry about a rack I'll never see? Is that some sort of Zen exercise?

i'd motorboat that like it was waterworld

just this:


"THESE FOOLISH GAMES ARE TEARING ME APART" -jewel



100% recycled lyrical emotion

/if she wasn't hot you'd never have heard of her
//video killed the radio star

I saw her in college once. She's really cute and feisty.

A drunk dude behind me in line was making fun of some other guy who was smoking a cigarette outside one of the venue's closed exits. The phrase I remember hearing clearest was "You in the band? Yeah, I bet you're the tambourine player. Jingle Jangle, Jingle Jangle tambourine man. Loser!" The smoker kinda laughed it off, went inside and we thought it was over. A few minutes later, a huge body guard comes out that door, followed by Jewel, the "tambourine player" and another big body guard. She came over and put drunk dude in his place and everyone had a good laugh (except her, she seems really pissed). In the show however, she introduced the tambourine player and guess what. He really was the tambourine player. Good times...

ck1938: Trey Le Parc: She's been around awhile...hasn't she earned enough money by now to fix her teeth?

I always wondered about Holly Marie Combs. 36 seasons of Charmed and she couldn't afford a little cosmetic dentistry.

Never heard of her, but I've heard of the show. Isn't it a fapfest for shut-ins?

The sad part is that 17 of those 18 million albums sold were of her first album. She's released three or four since then. Do the math.

Trey Le Parc: She's been around awhile...hasn't she earned enough money by now to fix her teeth? I always wonder about that when I see an obviuously affluent person who could eat an apple through a picket fence.

Because braces and signing might not be a great match? I've got braces, and it's not too much fun. It takes years to work, and in the meantime you pretty much have to eat mushy stuff and brushing and flossing are a chore.