I want Whoopi Goldberg to marry Benjamin Netanyahu.

... because the name Whoopi Netanyahu would be so much fun to say.

"Thank you for agreeing to respond to our poll, Mrs. Levitz. First question: Would it affect your opinion of Ehut Olmert if you were to learn that he fathered an illegitimate Palestinian child?"

This is an excellent way to apply diplomacy in the middle east.

/sure it is

Have you all heard of that tape where Ehud Olmert's wife rants about "k*key" at a conference with Ahmadinejad?

I hope Rove takes the job.

/Anything to keep his filth out of American politics

Identity of Israeli secret agent recently released as part of a political smear...

There's also the issue of Olmert's illegitimate Palestinian child.

Is to gay marry the same as marrying a gay, or it is a straight marriage done fabulously?

Arabs in Israel have equal rights under the law
Arabs in Israel can vote for whoever they want
Arabs in Israel can worship freely
Arabs in Israel are entitled to the full same state education as all other Israelis
Arabs are members of the Israeli parliament and ministers in the government

The freest Arabs, Christians, Jews and Muslims in Mideast are Israelis (new window)

scseth: Is to gay marry the same as marrying a gay, or it is a straight marriage done fabulously?

No. Gay marriage is the same as sleeping with a sheep or child. You'd know this if you'd been paying attention these last few years.

Israel has an extradition treaty with us though, right?

I Said: No. Gay marriage is the same as sleeping with a sheep or child.

It's a wonder the republicans pulled in so many southern votes...

I don't know any of those people.

McCain 08

Seriously, if Netanyahu gets elected, Israel WILL nuke Iran. No question about it.

vernonFL: Seriously, if Netanyahu gets elected, Israel WILL nuke Iran. No question about it.

What he said. As a Jew, I am ashamed of those like Netanyahu... reactionary ideologues who make Cheney and Wolfowitz look like pacifists.

I Said: scseth: Is to gay marry the same as marrying a gay, or it is a straight marriage done fabulously?

No. Gay marriage is the same as sleeping with a sheep or child. You'd know this if you'd been paying attention these last few years.

It's not so much that that bothers me as it is that fact that it destroys the institution of marriage.

This situation has so much potential to go wrong. I see one of 3 options happening if Rove is put into anyform of power position over there.

1) Iran gets Nuked.
2) Iran gets Nuked.
3) Isreal Nukes itself.

/Don't ask about number three. It's just a option.

Edsel: fact that it destroys the institution of marriage

How? Doesn't it just ADD to the institution of marriage? How can more marriages be bad ?
(besides the obvious reasons - I'm assuming you like marriages in the first place)

Edsel

It's not so much that that bothers me as it is that fact that it destroys the institution of marriage.

I wholeheartedly agree. Marriage is supposed to be a lifelong union and nothing threatens that more then gays, who will inevitably get divorces thus destroying the institution of marriage.

vernonFL: How? Doesn't it just ADD to the institution of marriage? How can more marriages be bad ?
(besides the obvious reasons - I'm assuming you like marriages in the first place)

Because some people like the idea of belonging to an exclusive club. It loses it's appeal if they're just going to let ANYONE in.

driven to quit: 3) Isreal Nukes itself.

/Don't ask about number three. It's just a option.

Fire missile, forget to figure in the headwind?

IXI Jim IXI: driven to quit: 3) Isreal Nukes itself.

/Don't ask about number three. It's just a option.

Fire missile, forget to figure in the headwind?

How do I shot nuke?

If Olmert goes, will Tpvpi Lvzni or whoever (the blonde chick) become PM? So Netanyahu would be up against her?

Unright: I hope Rove takes the job.

/Anything to keep his filth out of American politics

agreed

I Said: Gay marriage is the same as sleeping with a sheep....

"How does a Scottsman find a sheep in the tall grass?"

If there's anywhere Rove should be, it's in prison, protecting his asshole from predators.

whidbey: If there's anywhere Rove should be, it's in prison, protecting his asshole from predators.

While I doubt the military has any to spare at the moment, the mental image of someone trying to fly a Predator into Rove's ass made me chuckle.

I Said: Edsel

It's not so much that that bothers me as it is that fact that it destroys the institution of marriage.

I wholeheartedly agree. Marriage is supposed to be a lifelong union and nothing threatens that more then gays, who will inevitably get divorces thus destroying the institution of marriage.

Straight people are getting divorced too so they should be banned from getting married.

Only the marriage between animals and bisexuals can keep the institution sacred.

vernonFL: Edsel: fact that it destroys the institution of marriage

How? Doesn't it just ADD to the institution of marriage? How can more marriages be bad ?
(besides the obvious reasons - I'm assuming you like marriages in the first place)

Sarcasm. Learn it. Live it. Love it.

Professor M: I Said: Edsel

It's not so much that that bothers me as it is that fact that it destroys the institution of marriage.

I wholeheartedly agree. Marriage is supposed to be a lifelong union and nothing threatens that more then gays, who will inevitably get divorces thus destroying the institution of marriage.

Straight people are getting divorced too so they should be banned from getting married.

Only the marriage between animals and bisexuals can keep the institution sacred.

Hell no, animals and bisexuals are rarely monogamous. Only strictly monogamous species should be allowed to marry. Basically, that restricts it to anglerfish.

Edsel Hell no, animals and bisexuals are rarely monogamous. Only strictly monogamous species should be allowed to marry. Basically, that restricts it to anglerfish.

Don't parrots mate for life too? Why are you discriminating against parrots? It's because they're rainbow colored, isn't it?

Edsel:

Hell no, animals and bisexuals are rarely monogamous. Only strictly monogamous species should be allowed to marry. Basically, that restricts it to anglerfish.

G0dd@mn whoring squirrels!!!

Whoring squirrels running around, doing their little behind-shake for the men folk...

I Said: Don't parrots mate for life too? Why are you discriminating against parrots? It's because they're rainbow colored, isn't it?

Bastards spend too much time pining for the fjords.

Nice Israel thread you have here. It would be a shame if we made it about gay animals.

/THE GAY AGENDA STRIKES AGAIN!!!!
//not gay, but the agenda hired me

I Said: Edsel Hell no, animals and bisexuals are rarely monogamous. Only strictly monogamous species should be allowed to marry. Basically, that restricts it to anglerfish.

Don't parrots mate for life too? Why are you discriminating against parrots? It's because they're rainbow colored, isn't it?

They don't mate for life in the wild. That's a myth perpetuated by the pro-parrot lobby.

I Said: Nice Israel thread you have here. It would be a shame if we made it about gay animals.


Meh, we can have a more rational conversation about gay animals than Israeli politics.



Don't bomb Iran Spark... don't bomb Iran.

IXI Jim IXI: While I doubt the military has any to spare at the moment, the mental image of someone trying to fly a Predator into Rove's ass made me chuckle.

Rove should definitely be shown on national TV with an airplane sticking out his ass.

Unright:

/Anything to keep his filth out of American politics

AIPAC.

Netanyahu is disgusting. Rabin was ten times the man he is. That's why Bibi had him killed.

IXI Jim IXI

Israel has an extradition treaty with us though, right?

Heh, my first thought was that this will delay his Congressional testimony.

Nestea Plunge: First time a Nazi helped a Jewish guy with a campaign.



Ba-zing!

Edsel: I Said: Edsel Hell no, animals and bisexuals are rarely monogamous. Only strictly monogamous species should be allowed to marry. Basically, that restricts it to anglerfish.

Don't parrots mate for life too? Why are you discriminating against parrots? It's because they're rainbow colored, isn't it?

They don't mate for life in the wild. That's a myth perpetuated by the pro-parrot lobby.

You just want parrots to live an unnaturally decadent lifestyle! You're nothing but a shill for big crackers.

/mmmmm....big crackers

Edsel: Basically, that restricts it to anglerfish.

And the English, if not having sex counts as monogamy.

TMBGfreak: Edsel: I Said: Edsel Hell no, animals and bisexuals are rarely monogamous. Only strictly monogamous species should be allowed to marry. Basically, that restricts it to anglerfish.

Don't parrots mate for life too? Why are you discriminating against parrots? It's because they're rainbow colored, isn't it?

They don't mate for life in the wild. That's a myth perpetuated by the pro-parrot lobby.

You just want parrots to live an unnaturally decadent lifestyle! You're nothing but a shill for big crackers.

/mmmmm....big crackers

Um, big cracka-ass crackers is the preferred nomenclature

Karl Rove is famous (well, notorious, anyway).

He learned much from Netanyahu's former campaign manager, whom you've probably never heard of, but whose name should be even more notorious.

BuckTurgidson: He learned much from Netanyahu's former campaign manager,

Darth Jerusalus?

Solid State Vittles: There's also the issue of Olmert's illegitimate Palestinian child.

I see I came late to the thread.

/get out of my head Charles!

TMBGfreak: You're nothing but a shill for big crackers.

As a big cracker myself, I approve of his shilling.

All you gotta do is blow up the King David Hotel or go for a walk to the Temple with several hundred policemen. You're a shoe-in.

Well at least their right wing will be in shambles in a couple of years.

HotWingConspiracy: Well at least their right wing will be in shambles in a couple of years.

Like that ever stops anyone from holding onto power...