Well then taze me right now!

well since Jesus isnt back yet can't they just taze Bush while we wait?

Odell stated that he was Jesus Christ and George Bush and that he could break the handcuffs. Authorities said he appeared to be intoxicated.

I'm shocked!

/so was he

Isn't impossible to be God and Satan at the same time?

There's a contradiction all right!

Odell stated that he was Jesus Christ and George Bush and that he could break the handcuffs. Authorities said he appeared to be intoxicated.

I think we could have just assumed alcohol was involved.

Chocolate and peanut butter.
Bacon and eggs.
Peanut butter and jelly.
Naked guys and tasers.

Some things were meant to be together.

Yawn. Doesn't anybody get hit in the head with a heavy stick anymore?

Another Government Employee: Isn't impossible to be God and Satan at the same time?

Can God become Satan if he wanted to?

George Christ, Jesus' obnoxious half-brother.

Sometimes, I wish I were a cop. I never get to Taze aanybody.

Alcohol was involved? How am I not surprised.

If George Bush and Jesus Christ walked into each other, they'd convert to energy at the rate E = MC^2, and blow the Earth into a new asteroid belt.

WWWD?

Frayed Knot:
Yawn. Doesn't anybody get hit in the head with a heavy stick anymore?

Only club members.

phlegmmo: Odell stated that he was Jesus Christ and George Bush and that he could break the handcuffs. Authorities said he appeared to be intoxicated.

I'm shocked!

/so was he

I loled.

Goddammnit. There goes my Tuesday nights.

Bush isn't Jesus -- Bush was just sent here by Jesus to enforce God's covenant with Israel, and we should pray for his success.

/or so a bumper sticker told me on the way to work today
//really

Another Government Employee: Isn't impossible to be God and Satan at the same time?

It was possible at the beginning

Pinson / Center Point - Well THERE's your problem. I love our crazies here.

Bush does it all the time.

"This guy must have been to quite a party or he is quite a party himself," said sheriff's spokesman Sgt. Randy Christian said. "It isn't every day our deputies run into a naked man standing in the middle of the highway. I guess they have truly seen it all now, no pun intended."

Richard Scott Odell, party of one.

/also, nice sentence structure there crack reporter journalist.

Wait...this was the President, right?
He's always said that he talks to God.
About time someone tased his ass.

Another Government Employee: Isn't impossible to be God and Satan at the same time?

I had this same thought. I guess some would consider GWB the spawn of Satan.

But it was George Bush.

Arkanaut
Another Government Employee: Isn't impossible to be God and Satan at the same time?

Can God become Satan if he wanted to?


No God cannot. They're two different people, they used to be real tight but then satan started talking shiat and he left with a few close friends. They have practically the same exact powers but God has more foot soldiers, if push came to shove god would win, but IMHO satan is way cooler.

Odell stated that he was Jesus Christ and George Bush and that he could break the handcuffs.

Why is it these people always go for the gusto? Why is no one ever Theudas or Simon Ben Kokhba or Athronges.

MNguy: Wait...this was the President, right?
He's always said that he talks to God.
About time someone tased his ass.

Yes, being that he is the POTUS and the savior all wrapped into one neat little ball, it saves a lot of time setting up meetings.

someone looks like they were just tased....

This man must have had the mightiest of club-like penises to convince the authorities he would do them deadly harm with no clothing or other accoutrements.

Suicidal Writer: Odell stated that he was Jesus Christ and George Bush and that he could break the handcuffs.

Why is it these people always go for the gusto? Why is no one ever Theudas or Simon Ben Kokhba or Athronges.

Would be more original if he clamed to be, say, Condi Rice & Saint Francis of Assisi.

/lighten up Francis.

Both Christ AND Dubya?

That about covers the whole spectrum, doesn't it?

"Forgive them father, they know not what they dzzzzAH!!! bergle-gur-zot-gar-zizzle-gasp."

troppo gonzo: someone looks like they were just tased....

From that picture, my guess is a handheld Joy Buzzer, or a rousing game of "What's in my pants?"

Wonder out loud if someone could create a new tag, one that sort of resembles a Mounds bar wrapper and says "NUTBAR" on it. As the trendline seems to be alarmingly upward this year...

...so I sober-up just as the cop is tazing my naked ass over `blasphemy' or some crap!
Man, Jenna's wedding was a blast!
HAW Haw haw...

Why is no one ever Theudas or Simon Ben Kokhba or Athronges.

I stood in the street shouting that I was both Sabbtai Zvi and Elbridge Gerry, but since nobody knew who those guys were it didn't really draw the crowd I'd been hoping for.

(didn't get tazed though...so I got that going for me....)

I interpret this as the Coming of Ragnarok. To arms, people!

God I hate crazy drunk people

Maybe it was actually Jesus's rowdy brother, Craig. Craig don't give a damn.

/anyone?

Suicidal Writer: Odell stated that he was Jesus Christ and George Bush and that he could break the handcuffs.

Why is it these people always go for the gusto? Why is no one ever Theudas or Simon Ben Kokhba or Athronges.

"How come people always flip and think they're Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus." -- Bill Hicks

I told you I was hardcore!

kzp7

Pure. Epic. Win.

I plan on dressing my boyfriend up like that and marching him around the religious protesters at Pride Weekend.

I'm confused on one point.

The article says that they hit him with the tazer once and he didn't go down. The second time he went down but wouldn't roll over to be cuffed. The third time he yanked the wires out of his chest, so they got him one more time.

All this to make him roll over to be cuffed, but when the paramedics arrived they pulled the remaining wires out of his chest and back. How can you get tazed in the back if you are refusing to roll over?

kzp7 Is that "The King" a la Burger King all dressed up like Jebus?

WhiskeyMouse How can you get tazed in the back if you are refusing to roll over?

I want to know why it was necessary to taze a naked unarmed man? Just tackle the dude. Weak.

I would have used the HERO tag...

Another Government Employee: Isn't impossible to be God and Satan at the same time?

He didn't claim to be Obama or Hilary, so where did satan come in?

FootInMouthDisease: well since Jesus isnt back yet can't they just taze Bush while we wait?

He is back. On a french fry. See earlier thread:

(Some Guy)Crucified Jesus spotted on French Fry. In other news, more Christians dying of clogged arteries (video)