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(al.com) Dumbass Standing naked in the road proclaiming to be both Jesus Christ and George Bush? That's a tasing   (blog.al.com) divider line 107
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THX 1138 2008-06-06 01:00:04 PM  
Well then taze me right now!

 
FootInMouthDisease 2008-06-06 01:01:30 PM  
well since Jesus isnt back yet can't they just taze Bush while we wait?

 
phlegmmo 2008-06-06 01:01:31 PM  
Odell stated that he was Jesus Christ and George Bush and that he could break the handcuffs. Authorities said he appeared to be intoxicated.

I'm shocked!

/so was he

 
Another Government Employee 2008-06-06 01:01:37 PM  
Isn't impossible to be God and Satan at the same time?

 
lenfromak 2008-06-06 01:01:48 PM  
There's a contradiction all right!

 
idrow 2008-06-06 01:01:52 PM  
Odell stated that he was Jesus Christ and George Bush and that he could break the handcuffs. Authorities said he appeared to be intoxicated.

I think we could have just assumed alcohol was involved.

 
The Invisible Sky Wizard 2008-06-06 01:02:06 PM  
Chocolate and peanut butter.
Bacon and eggs.
Peanut butter and jelly.
Naked guys and tasers.

Some things were meant to be together.

 
Frayed Knot 2008-06-06 01:02:33 PM  
Yawn. Doesn't anybody get hit in the head with a heavy stick anymore?

 
Arkanaut 2008-06-06 01:02:51 PM  
Another Government Employee: Isn't impossible to be God and Satan at the same time?

Can God become Satan if he wanted to?

 
Heamer 2008-06-06 01:02:58 PM  
George Christ, Jesus' obnoxious half-brother.

 
Fluffy McTuffguy 2008-06-06 01:03:04 PM  
Sometimes, I wish I were a cop. I never get to Taze aanybody.

 
jenniferwillow 2008-06-06 01:03:33 PM  
Alcohol was involved? How am I not surprised.

 
studebaker hoch 2008-06-06 01:03:35 PM  
If George Bush and Jesus Christ walked into each other, they'd convert to energy at the rate E = MC^2, and blow the Earth into a new asteroid belt.

 
Mad Scientist 2008-06-06 01:03:37 PM  
WWWD?

 
phlegmmo 2008-06-06 01:03:57 PM  
Frayed Knot:
Yawn. Doesn't anybody get hit in the head with a heavy stick anymore?

Only club members.

 
tweekster 2008-06-06 01:04:31 PM  
phlegmmo: Odell stated that he was Jesus Christ and George Bush and that he could break the handcuffs. Authorities said he appeared to be intoxicated.

I'm shocked!

/so was he


I loled.

 
suckerpunch_sally 2008-06-06 01:04:34 PM  
Goddammnit. There goes my Tuesday nights.

 
Mr. Coffee Nerves [TotalFark] 2008-06-06 01:05:04 PM  
Bush isn't Jesus -- Bush was just sent here by Jesus to enforce God's covenant with Israel, and we should pray for his success.

/or so a bumper sticker told me on the way to work today
//really

 
wanago bob 2008-06-06 01:05:14 PM  
Another Government Employee: Isn't impossible to be God and Satan at the same time?

It was possible at the beginning

 
Farkwaddle 2008-06-06 01:05:26 PM  
Pinson / Center Point - Well THERE's your problem. I love our crazies here.

 
modernlover 2008-06-06 01:05:44 PM  
Bush does it all the time.

 
Morton_toes 2008-06-06 01:05:57 PM  
"This guy must have been to quite a party or he is quite a party himself," said sheriff's spokesman Sgt. Randy Christian said. "It isn't every day our deputies run into a naked man standing in the middle of the highway. I guess they have truly seen it all now, no pun intended."

Richard Scott Odell, party of one.

/also, nice sentence structure there crack reporter journalist.

 
MNguy [TotalFark] 2008-06-06 01:06:29 PM  
Wait...this was the President, right?
He's always said that he talks to God.
About time someone tased his ass.

 
hachijuhachi 2008-06-06 01:06:51 PM  
Another Government Employee: Isn't impossible to be God and Satan at the same time?

I had this same thought. I guess some would consider GWB the spawn of Satan.

 
srhp29 2008-06-06 01:06:57 PM  
But it was George Bush.

 
mrapier [TotalFark] 2008-06-06 01:07:23 PM  
Arkanaut
Another Government Employee: Isn't impossible to be God and Satan at the same time?

Can God become Satan if he wanted to?



No God cannot. They're two different people, they used to be real tight but then satan started talking shiat and he left with a few close friends. They have practically the same exact powers but God has more foot soldiers, if push came to shove god would win, but IMHO satan is way cooler.

 
Suicidal Writer 2008-06-06 01:07:28 PM  
Odell stated that he was Jesus Christ and George Bush and that he could break the handcuffs.

Why is it these people always go for the gusto? Why is no one ever Theudas or Simon Ben Kokhba or Athronges.

 
Morton_toes 2008-06-06 01:08:37 PM  
MNguy: Wait...this was the President, right?
He's always said that he talks to God.
About time someone tased his ass.


Yes, being that he is the POTUS and the savior all wrapped into one neat little ball, it saves a lot of time setting up meetings.

 
troppo gonzo 2008-06-06 01:08:42 PM  
someone looks like they were just tased....

i215.photobucket.com

 
emocomputerjock 2008-06-06 01:10:22 PM  
This man must have had the mightiest of club-like penises to convince the authorities he would do them deadly harm with no clothing or other accoutrements.

 
Morton_toes 2008-06-06 01:10:35 PM  
Suicidal Writer: Odell stated that he was Jesus Christ and George Bush and that he could break the handcuffs.

Why is it these people always go for the gusto? Why is no one ever Theudas or Simon Ben Kokhba or Athronges.


Would be more original if he clamed to be, say, Condi Rice & Saint Francis of Assisi.

/lighten up Francis.

 
kemidra 2008-06-06 01:11:12 PM  
Both Christ AND Dubya?

That about covers the whole spectrum, doesn't it?

 
degreeless 2008-06-06 01:12:52 PM  
"Forgive them father, they know not what they dzzzzAH!!! bergle-gur-zot-gar-zizzle-gasp."

 
palandor 2008-06-06 01:13:20 PM  
troppo gonzo: someone looks like they were just tased....

From that picture, my guess is a handheld Joy Buzzer, or a rousing game of "What's in my pants?"

 
JETSOLVER 2008-06-06 01:13:42 PM  
Wonder out loud if someone could create a new tag, one that sort of resembles a Mounds bar wrapper and says "NUTBAR" on it. As the trendline seems to be alarmingly upward this year...

 
oldfarthenry [TotalFark] 2008-06-06 01:14:12 PM  
i149.photobucket.com
...so I sober-up just as the cop is tazing my naked ass over `blasphemy' or some crap!
Man, Jenna's wedding was a blast!
HAW Haw haw...

 
Bill_Wick's_Friend 2008-06-06 01:14:48 PM  
Why is no one ever Theudas or Simon Ben Kokhba or Athronges.

I stood in the street shouting that I was both Sabbtai Zvi and Elbridge Gerry, but since nobody knew who those guys were it didn't really draw the crowd I'd been hoping for.

(didn't get tazed though...so I got that going for me....)

 
hogans 2008-06-06 01:15:24 PM  
I interpret this as the Coming of Ragnarok. To arms, people!

 
kzp7 2008-06-06 01:15:35 PM  
i293.photobucket.com

 
Death by Misadventure 2008-06-06 01:16:04 PM  
God I hate crazy drunk people

 
Dave Bowman 2008-06-06 01:16:53 PM  
Maybe it was actually Jesus's rowdy brother, Craig. Craig don't give a damn.

/anyone?

 
nppyinzer 2008-06-06 01:17:04 PM  
Suicidal Writer: Odell stated that he was Jesus Christ and George Bush and that he could break the handcuffs.

Why is it these people always go for the gusto? Why is no one ever Theudas or Simon Ben Kokhba or Athronges.


"How come people always flip and think they're Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus." -- Bill Hicks

 
What are these goddamn animals 2008-06-06 01:17:14 PM  
I told you I was hardcore!

 
what_now [TotalFark] 2008-06-06 01:18:19 PM  
kzp7

Pure. Epic. Win.

I plan on dressing my boyfriend up like that and marching him around the religious protesters at Pride Weekend.

 
WhiskeyMouse 2008-06-06 01:19:57 PM  
I'm confused on one point.

The article says that they hit him with the tazer once and he didn't go down. The second time he went down but wouldn't roll over to be cuffed. The third time he yanked the wires out of his chest, so they got him one more time.

All this to make him roll over to be cuffed, but when the paramedics arrived they pulled the remaining wires out of his chest and back. How can you get tazed in the back if you are refusing to roll over?

 
Morton_toes 2008-06-06 01:21:02 PM  
kzp7 Is that "The King" a la Burger King all dressed up like Jebus?

 
theknuckler_33 2008-06-06 01:27:31 PM  
WhiskeyMouse How can you get tazed in the back if you are refusing to roll over?

I want to know why it was necessary to taze a naked unarmed man? Just tackle the dude. Weak.

 
Mr.Hawk 2008-06-06 01:29:20 PM  
I would have used the HERO tag...

 
septic_mouth 2008-06-06 01:29:23 PM  
Another Government Employee: Isn't impossible to be God and Satan at the same time?

He didn't claim to be Obama or Hilary, so where did satan come in?

 
dennis2society 2008-06-06 01:29:28 PM  
FootInMouthDisease: well since Jesus isnt back yet can't they just taze Bush while we wait?

He is back. On a french fry. See earlier thread:

(Some Guy)Crucified Jesus spotted on French Fry. In other news, more Christians dying of clogged arteries (video)

 
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