B...b...but the media is in Obama's pocket! It's always been a cake walk for him!

God I love the internet.

Car_Ramrod: God I love the internet.

Me too.

And I love Jon Stewart.

Look at the YOUTUBES!!!!!

Nestea Plunge: Classic! Stewart rules, Kilborn drooled.

I liked Kilborn on the Late Late Show :-(

subby: Oh wait... every single thing the media says and does is captured on tape

that whole recorded history thing keeps getting in the way of making things up. politics as we know it is doomed.

I love it. those nay sayers.... with all their saying of.... nay.

also see this.

The media never gave Hillary a chance. Nosiree. That anti-Hillary bias was all up in there. Oh wait... every single thing the media says and does is captured on tape

I hear there's a tape of the media dissing whitey.

I hope recorded history catches up before the adminstration is history

Yeah, it's always the fault of the media. No politician has ever been inadequate. It's always those lying liars in the media. Yep.

Tastes Like Chicken: Me too.

And I love Jon Stewart.

This.

burndtdan: that whole recorded history thing keeps getting in the way of making things up. politics as we know it is doomed.

That's good though. Our future generation will see what actually happened. History is a lot easier to learn from when you have more than a book to teach you.

This is why American needs The Daily Show.

how about media bias against republicans?

I wonder how much you hear about the glory of our saviour Obama vs. hearing anything about McCain.

/there's a large gorilla in the room
//don't talk about it!!
///is not rep or dem
//thinks all political people are corrupt

The media gives Obama hell over Arugala, but they broadcast a small blurb when Hillary screws up with illegal immigrant driver's licenses, the RFK comment, or her connections to the ultra conservative Fellowship religious group. Of course the media was pro-Obama!

I drunk what: how about media bias against republicans?

yeah right. if a democrat had pulled half the shiat Bush has pulled he'd have been up before a firing squad already

I drunk what: how about media bias against republicans?

no, there is no bias. the media relays all of mccain's major statements and policy positions, along with relaying all of obama's, and even still a lot of clinton's.

that is fair media coverage. if your guy is saying something that is just plain wrong and not supported by any facts or expert opinion (iraq and gas tax holiday for two respective examples), they are allowed to call him an idiot or just stop talking about his dumb ass.

maybe if your candidate didn't suck so much the media wouldn't tell you he sucks so much.

I drunk what: how about media bias against republicans?

I wonder how much you hear about the glory of our saviour Obama vs. hearing anything about McCain.

/there's a large gorilla in the room
//don't talk about it!!
///is not rep or dem
//thinks all political people are corrupt

That's why you have Fox News, buddy.

I loved that clip from beginning to end

I drunk what: how about media bias against republicans?

I wonder how much you hear about the glory of our saviour Obama vs. hearing anything about McCain.

/there's a large gorilla in the room
//don't talk about it!!
///is not rep or dem
//thinks all political people are corrupt

With an attitude like that no wonder. They figure you don't mind, otherwise they'd do something about it. And of course, you, being non-corrupt, have run for exactly which office?

Maybe you'd rather just complain?

ravenlore: I drunk what: how about media bias against republicans?

I wonder how much you hear about the glory of our saviour Obama vs. hearing anything about McCain.

/there's a large gorilla in the room
//don't talk about it!!
///is not rep or dem
//thinks all political people are corrupt

That's why you have Fox News, buddy.

What's funny is that even Fox was making fun of McCain's speech on Tuesday.

Hehe. McCain sucks.

Car_Ramrod: What's funny is that even Fox was making fun of McCain's speech on Tuesday.

Hehe. McCain sucks.

yeah, if there was any remaining doubt, that cleared it right up

The media is ALWAYS against whomever I am supporting!

/funny how that seems to work out
//my perceptions can't be playing a role in it however
/// you know, because I'm always unbiased myself.

"Barack Hussein Napoleon Pol-Pot Obama" got a large chuckle out of me.

It's scary that the Daily Show might have the best political coverage in the nation right now.

This is what Joe Scarborough said before the primaries started btw:

Even before the final votes were tallied in the 2006 elections, politicians started lining up for the 2008 presidential sweepstakes. Without further ado, let me kill Hamlet in the first act and tell you how your favorite candidate will fare over the next 12 months.
Barack Obama

Forget the fact this guy's middle name is "Hussein." Forget the fact he has been in national politics for less than two years. Forget the fact that Hillary Clinton will raise more money than God in 2007. Forget all of that, the Washington press tells us, because Barack Obama is none other than the second coming of JFK.

Yeah, right.

Barack Hussein Obama is more Johnny Bravo than John Kennedy. The vest fits and the fans scream while DC's star-maker machinery shifts into overdrive.

Like Peter Brady's Bravo, Obama's shot at the top will be short lived. But since BHO is young enough, dynamic enough and (just) black enough to whip official Washington into a frenzy, expect this stupid story to stick around for a while. Soon enough though, this year's model will be shouting, "Please give a warm Chicago welcome to the next President of the United States, Hillary Clinton! Cheering for New York's junior senator excites Democratic activists about as much as rooting for General Electric. Regardless of their hand wringing, Hillary Inc. will grind up and spit out any Democratic challenger that gets in its way.


Ms. Clinton has completed six ruthlessly efficient years in the U.S. Senate and avoided even a whiff of scandal since Bubba moved to a separate zip code. But that doesn't mean the problematic ex-president won't be her campaign's chief asset. Time and again throughout the next few years, Bill Clinton will make the difference on fundraising, networking and strategy. And 2007 will show that any politico who dares to cross Team Clinton risks being crushed into dust.

I know now why he is so defensive about Barack Obama.

OneBrightMonkey: "Barack Hussein Napoleon Pol-Pot Obama" got a large chuckle out of me.

It's scary that the Daily Show might have the best political coverage in the nation right now.

It's been the best for months. They only have to fill a half-hour every day. Means they don't have to repeat the same crap a thousand times. There's only 5 minutes worth of real campaign news, TOPS, every day. Everything else is talking about those 5 minutes of news. And talking about the people who are talking about the news.

Bah.

Nestea Plunge: Errrr, Greg was Johnny Bravo, Joe.

Thank you. I was going to correct that as well since Peter is only remembered for his bad Bogart impersonation and fixation on pork chops with apple sauce.

I'm so sick of hearing his, she squandered a year of being the absolute, unquestioned frontrunner, and now it's all the media's fault

Truth in my YouTubes? It's more likely than you think.

importedbeer: This is what Joe Scarborough said before the primaries started btw:

It's remarkable how wrong the "experts" have been for the past 18 months. Not just about Obama, but the whole Republican field, too. I wish I got paid for spouting random predictions and then explaining why they didn't come true.

importedbeer: Regardless of their hand wringing, Hillary Inc. will grind up and spit out any Democratic challenger that gets in its way.

She believed that, too.

And now that the vaunted Clinton machine has died a death of a thousand pinpricks at the hands of Obama's grassroots, the GOP is scrambling to try to figure out how to deal with him.

They were *ready* for Clinton. Oh, man, were they ready. But they have no idea how to handle Obama. McCain's speech on Tuesday was their first real stab at him. They wanted to come out strong.

And look how that's been received.

Jubeebee: And now that the vaunted Clinton machine has died a death of a thousand pinpricks at the hands of Obama's grassroots, the GOP is scrambling to try to figure out how to deal with him.

Obama's plan: Zerg rush the polls in November. There is no effective defense.

equilibrium: Obama's plan: Zerg rush the polls in November. There is no effective defense.

Are we going to go over this again. It is so simple to jump the wall and take the relief hut, when you guys have that chokepoint at the bridge.

equilibrium: Jubeebee: And now that the vaunted Clinton machine has died a death of a thousand pinpricks at the hands of Obama's grassroots, the GOP is scrambling to try to figure out how to deal with him.

Obama's plan: Zerg rush the polls in November. There is no effective defense.

OMG OMG OMG

/damn work for blocking all the good zerg rush images

Which walmart sells the hot bottled water?

I've been looking everywhere. The stuff up here is all room temperature.

EvilEgg: equilibrium: Obama's plan: Zerg rush the polls in November. There is no effective defense.

Are we going to go over this again. It is so simple to jump the wall and take the relief hut, when you guys have that chokepoint at the bridge.

BZZT, FAIL

The proper response to a non sequiter zerg rush reference is to post images of Koreans, zerglings, or Koreans acting like zerglings.

-1 Internet, replay the down.

Jubeebee: EvilEgg: equilibrium: Obama's plan: Zerg rush the polls in November. There is no effective defense.

Are we going to go over this again. It is so simple to jump the wall and take the relief hut, when you guys have that chokepoint at the bridge.

BZZT, FAIL

The proper response to a non sequiter zerg rush reference is to post images of Koreans, zerglings, or Koreans acting like zerglings.

-1 Internet, replay the down.

Oh, and -1 more Internet for playing Alliance.

Jubeebee: Jubeebee: EvilEgg: equilibrium: Obama's plan: Zerg rush the polls in November. There is no effective defense.

Are we going to go over this again. It is so simple to jump the wall and take the relief hut, when you guys have that chokepoint at the bridge.

BZZT, FAIL

The proper response to a non sequiter zerg rush reference is to post images of Koreans, zerglings, or Koreans acting like zerglings.

-1 Internet, replay the down.

Oh, and -1 more Internet for playing Alliance.

Let's do this thing!
HIILLLLAAAAREEEEEEEEEEE CLINNNNNNNNNNNTONNNNNNNNNN!!!!

Nestea Plunge: is not rep or dem
//thinks all political people are corrupt

So all your opinions regarding candidates and parties are essentially worthless, thanx for the tip!

so you take satirical jibs as a person's core philosophy, which makes your opinions completely worthless, thanx for the tip!

/kthxbaiomglolwtfbbq

CheetahOlivetti: Let's do this thing!
HIILLLLAAAAREEEEEEEEEEE CLINNNNNNNNNNNTONNNNNNNNNN!!!!

Goddamnit Hillary. You're just stupid as hell.

Nestea Plunge Errrr, Greg was Johnny Bravo, Joe.

That makes it doubly funny.

Car_Ramrod It's remarkable how wrong the "experts" have been for the past 18 months.

It was always going to be the Hillary/Rudy showdown, wasn't it. With Mitt being somewhat of a spoiler for the latter because he was "good looking".


Jubeebee And now that the vaunted Clinton machine has died a death of a thousand pinpricks at the hands of Obama's grassroots, the GOP is scrambling to try to figure out how to deal with him.

BBB...but Begala told me that they were just picking their noses in Mississippi :P

/Late to the Obama party BTW.

importedbeer: It was always going to be the Hillary/Rudy showdown, wasn't it. With Mitt being somewhat of a spoiler for the latter because he was "good looking".

And because social conservatives HATED Giuliani, although Romney wasn't much better because of being a Mormon. They only really like Huckabee, which was unfortunate because no other wing of the party liked him. The GOP vote was so splintered that McCain basically won by default and almost no one is REALLY happy about their candidate.

KeatingFive: And of course, you, being non-corrupt, have run for exactly which office?

so you have to run for office to prove that you are not corrupt?

Maybe you'd rather just complain?

our government (and the politicians in general) give me plenty of incentive, but my comment was about our media-whore (major media) that overwhelming paints dems as saving us from those rotten old reps, If I were to follow politics I'd probably go with Fox since they are as "fair and balanced" as you can get, though they may not be as pure as advertised

on a side note, for our beloved Obama, he keeps repeating Change, but doesn't say how he is going to improve our situation. Change itself =/= better result. For example, you CHANGE a bad situation to worse!

I'd vote IF there were someone worth voting for. Voting for a libtard instead of yet another rep hack isn't improving anything.

McCain looked so pathetic in those clips that they showed. I'm not sure to what degree they were being selective...

Anyhoo, I'd hate to see him loose too much of his dignity. It would be such a shame.

Richard Pye: CheetahOlivetti: Let's do this thing!
HIILLLLAAAAREEEEEEEEEEE CLINNNNNNNNNNNTONNNNNNNNNN!!!!

Goddamnit Hillary. You're just stupid as hell.

You sir! Please go to the front desk and pick up your ticket. This ticket will entitle you to one Internets, which you have just won.

importedbeer: Barack Hussein Obama is more Johnny Bravo than John Kennedy.

Mr Logo: McCain looked so pathetic in those clips that they showed. I'm not sure to what degree they were being selective...

Anyhoo, I'd hate to see him loose too much of his dignity. It would be such a shame.

Watch his speech and see if you could find 30 contiguous seconds where he didn't look pathetic.

Richard Pye: CheetahOlivetti: Let's do this thing!
HIILLLLAAAAREEEEEEEEEEE CLINNNNNNNNNNNTONNNNNNNNNN!!!!

Goddamnit Hillary. You're just stupid as hell.

at least i got chicken

I drunk what:
on a side note, for our beloved Obama, he keeps repeating Change, but doesn't say how he is going to improve our situation. Change itself =/= better result. For example, you CHANGE a bad situation to worse!

McCain is now parroting his talking points and trying to make himself the new candidate for "change" Go figure.

And actually Obama has laid down specific platform information however I don't expect trolls to sit down and do a simple search.

Edsel And because social conservatives HATED Giuliani, although Romney wasn't much better because of being a Mormon. They only really like Huckabee, which was unfortunate because no other wing of the party liked him. The GOP vote was so splintered that McCain basically won by default and almost no one is REALLY happy about their candidate.

True.

I thought Huckabee would win. That guy had the scary ability to hide some bat crap crazy positions behind a lot of "charmth".

I really did not think Hillary was going to be threatened by anyone until I read up on how much money Obama was raising and how he was leveraging the 50 state strategy. When I saw the number of caucuses in store, I told the husband, he might actually give her a run for her money. And he went and beat her!

Richard Pye: CheetahOlivetti: Let's do this thing!
HIILLLLAAAAREEEEEEEEEEE CLINNNNNNNNNNNTONNNNNNNNNN!!!!

Goddamnit Hillary. You're just stupid as hell.

At least I got cheesecake.