and that's saying something

Did he do a stump speech at a cemetery?

museum of natural history?

checks article...


i am giving myself partial credit.

Is he speaking at the Highkander Caucus?

old guy McCain supporters pissing themselves and sleeping pic in 3...2...1....

He's promising Hoveround lanes on the highways.

Did that guy wet his pants?

booyah! good night everybody!

BobXXL:

Damn! Beat me to it.

Headso: old guy McCain supporters pissing themselves and sleeping pic in 3...2...1....

BobXXL: Did that guy wet his pants?

Ask and ye shall be delivered.

Ed Finnerty: BobXXL:

Damn! Beat me to it.

I been waitin' for this thread.

They support his random pancakes stance.

Fun and Prizes: They support his random pancakes stance.

Does random pancakes mean I could get some? I think giving out pancakes randomly is a campaign position I could really get behind.

We need McCain's head photoshopped onto a young hipster's body, stat!

Way to vote against the bi-partisan water bill and then say you're in support of preserving the everglades, McCain.

I_Love_Verdi: Way to vote against the bi-partisan water bill and then say you're in support of preserving the everglades, McCain.

Your comments about actual campaign issues are neither needed nor wanted, and I suggest you take them elsewhere.

Florida tag unnecessary.

BobXXL: Did that guy wet his pants?



One heckuva spillage® you got there.

Donald_McRonald: We need McCain's head photoshopped onto a young hipster's body, stat!

I can't help you there

Khabi715: I_Love_Verdi: Way to vote against the bi-partisan water bill and then say you're in support of preserving the everglades, McCain.

Your comments about actual campaign issues are neither needed nor wanted, and I suggest you take them elsewhere.

Ah, touché.

Old age.

If it doesn't happen to you too, it means you're DEAD.

Has anybody watched this guy speak? He's like a cardboard cut out. Face the center for 10 seconds, face the right for 10 seconds, face the center for 10 seconds, face the left for 10 seconds /repeat.

It's so incredibly unnatural. Maybe if he just turned his head and not his entire body it wouldn't look so mechanical and planned.

A guy who served his country in the Navy, was a POW and a Senator and all we can say is 'Get off my lawn, PANCAKES?'

debug: Has anybody watched this guy speak? He's like a cardboard cut out. Face the center for 10 seconds, face the right for 10 seconds, face the center for 10 seconds, face the left for 10 seconds /repeat.

It's so incredibly unnatural. Maybe if he just turned his head and not his entire body it wouldn't look so mechanical and planned.

How dare you say that about the guy who single-handedly defeated the entire NVA with just his c-rat opener and two broken arms.

What? Did he address the surviving members of the "Veterans of the War of Northern Agression"?

vernonFL: A guy who served his country in the Navy, was a POW and a Senator and all we can say is 'Get off my lawn, PANCAKES?'

If he wants to make Obama's "youth and inexperience" an issue, then his age is fair game. Of course his service is to be admired and commended, but it's not carte blanche for him to be a pandering pretend-conservative windbag without fear of reproach. Add to that the fact that this is fark, and voila!

vernonFL: A guy who served his country in the Navy, was a POW and a Senator and all we can say is 'Get off my lawn, PANCAKES?'

This is FARK. He could save the world from endless suffering and we would still be making goofy 'shops of him.

In my day we didn't have any of these fancy "elections".

We sent two guys into the woods, each with a tent and a gun and whoever came out alive was the winner.

/liked it just fine

vernonFL: A guy who served his country in the Navy, was a POW and a Senator and all we can say is 'Get off my lawn, PANCAKES?'

well, his 72 year life is not entirely defined by a 7 year period. it's a notable period to be sure, but he's had 35 years worth of life since.

vernonFL: A guy who served his country in the Navy, was a POW and a Senator and all we can say is 'Get off my lawn, PANCAKES?'

Are you talking about the guy who served his country in the Navy, was a POW and a Senator and bent over and took it in the kiester from the Bush campaign in 2000? He should have fought harder in 2000.

vernonFL: A guy who served his country in the Navy, was a POW and a Senator and all we can say is 'Get off my lawn, PANCAKES?'

IMO his military service should not be an issue. Anyone who makes fun of/criticizes that needs a cock-punch.
His age, on the other hand, is a legitimate (if relatively petty) issue.

If the skies were cloudless, McCain wouldn't have anger issues.

vernonFL: A guy who served his country in the Navy, was a POW and a Senator and all we can say is 'Get off my lawn, PANCAKES?'

At least we're not using purple hearts for BandAids.

Donald_McRonald: We need McCain's head photoshopped onto a young hipster's body, stat!

Quick and dirty:

Rev. Skarekroe: vernonFL: A guy who served his country in the Navy, was a POW and a Senator and all we can say is 'Get off my lawn, PANCAKES?'

IMO his military service should not be an issue. Anyone who makes fun of/criticizes that needs a cock-punch.
His age, on the other hand, is a legitimate (if relatively petty) issue.

His age is a petty issue? Do you know any people his age? Let's remember what job he is trying to get. It's not the Wal-Mart greeter job you know. His age is highly relevant.

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AN ACT TO PROHIBIT YOUTHS FROM ENTERING THE PRIVATE PROPERTY SURROUNDING A HOME.

WHEREAS youths often play ball near other peoples yards

WHEREAS people often take care of their lawns and gardens

WHEREAS youths trampling on grass causes mental and physical stress

IT IS HEREBY ENACTED that youths shall no longer be allowed on others lawns, yards or gardens.

quickdraw

That always makes me giggle.

Ed Finnerty: Quick and dirty:
*pancake punks*

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Donald_McRonald: We need McCain's head photoshopped onto a young hipster's body, stat!



i think i did it wrong

burndtdan:

Perfect!

GIS old crowd.

John wasn't all that creative when changing his name after a past life...