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Code_Archeologist [TotalFark] 2008-06-06 09:16:33 AM  
When Obama is done with Congress, Boehner will be calling himself Toby

/one first class ticket please

 
GWShenlong05 [TotalFark] 2008-06-06 09:25:11 AM  
Code_Archeologist: When Obama is done with Congress, Boehner will be calling himself Toby

NICE.

www.museum.tv

Kunta...Kinte...

[WHA-KRAK]

YOUR NAME IS TOBY!

 
Skleenar 2008-06-06 09:29:34 AM  
Did anyone ever doubt that it would come to this? Barack's crypto-black supremacist views were only hidden to those who are willfully blind. Having a white mother was only the first of his subterfuges.

 
flavor of the month 2008-06-06 09:31:16 AM  
seriously, i think it will be important to maintain an adverserial relationship with congress once he becomes president. the incestuous nature of one party rule can fool you into thinking that just because 52% of the people you work with agree with you, 100% of the country agrees with you.

 
Skleenar 2008-06-06 09:37:57 AM  
flavor of the month: the incestuous nature of one party rule can fool you into thinking that just because 52% of the people you work with agree with you, 100% of the country agrees with you.

I will be shocked if only 52% of congress is Democratic when Obama is president.

But you are damn right about one party rule. Despite my shadenfreude at seeing the GOP disintegrate, I am concerned that we will not have a meaningful opposition party (or parties) in place. This is a critical part of any functioning democracy. It is a pity that the GOP has so thoroughly discredited themselves.

Let's hope they can either reform themselves or perhaps enough principled republicans defect to the libertarian party or create a large and powerful independent block.

 
nekom [TotalFark] 2008-06-06 09:38:20 AM  
If everybody in our government hit each other with sticks, I think it would be a change for the better.

 
Skleenar 2008-06-06 09:42:05 AM  
nekom: If everybody in our government hit each other with sticks, I think it would be a change for the better.

If everybody in our government hit each other with sticks, we'd be South Korea or Taiwan.

 
flavor of the month 2008-06-06 09:52:56 AM  
nekom: If everybody in our government hit each other with sticks, I think it would be a change for the better.

i110.photobucket.com

 
raanne 2008-06-06 10:05:07 AM  
flavor of the month: nekom: If everybody in our government hit each other with sticks, I think it would be a change for the better.

haaaa... i was just looking for that. i couldn't remember the name of who to look for...

 
sigdiamond2000 [TotalFark] 2008-06-06 10:17:53 AM  
img106.imageshack.us

 
Tastes Like Chicken [TotalFark] 2008-06-06 10:21:20 AM  
sigdiamond2000 that pic always makes me laugh.

 
quickdraw [TotalFark] 2008-06-06 10:26:49 AM  
My, my what a big stick he has.

 
ZAZ [TotalFark] 2008-06-06 10:42:18 AM  
I have a dim memory from American history class of one Senator beating another with a stick during the mid-19th century.

 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark] 2008-06-06 10:52:11 AM  
See, he's the slave master. He really is going to enslave the White race.

 
burndtdan 2008-06-06 10:56:15 AM  
quickdraw: My, my what a big stick he has.

www.michaelkarmstudio.com

oh it's twue! it's twue!

 
Tor_Eckman [TotalFark] 2008-06-06 11:04:18 AM  
Well, after he takes all of our guns away, sticks will be the only thing we will have left to defend ourselves.

Duh!

 
mightybaldking 2008-06-06 11:04:27 AM  
Skleenar: Having a white mother was only the first of his subterfuges.

Yes, he planned that one well.

 
Brown Sauce 2008-06-06 11:05:06 AM  
For all of you who have never lived in the South,
there's a difference between a whippin' and a whuppin'.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-06-06 11:05:16 AM  
actually whipping the dolts in congress now and then is a great idea!

 
TheGreyPiper 2008-06-06 11:05:36 AM  
So is he going speak softly while carrying that big stick?

/Wonder if the ignorant bastard ever heard of TR.

 
log_jammin [TotalFark] 2008-06-06 11:07:40 AM  
burndtdan: oh it's twue! it's twue!

thats my ARM baby...

 
Theaetetus 2008-06-06 11:09:55 AM  
www.thewashingtonnote.com
"In light of Senator Obama's new acquisition, I'd like to whole-heartedly offer him my endorsement for President."

 
rufus-t-firefly [TotalFark] 2008-06-06 11:10:20 AM  
TheGreyPiper: So is he going speak softly while carrying that big stick?

Speak softly? Appeaser!

/passing on your slashie
//he sure as hell isn't ignorant
///unlike a shiatload of farkers

 
mercator_psi [TotalFark] 2008-06-06 11:10:49 AM  
Subby, I admit, I guffawed.

TheGreyPiper: So is he going speak softly while carrying that big stick?

/Wonder if the ignorant bastard ever heard of TR.


FAIL.

 
raanne 2008-06-06 11:11:12 AM  
TheGreyPiper: /Wonder if the ignorant bastard ever heard of TR.

whose the ignorant bastard you're referring to? because the way you phrased it sounds like you are talking about someone with an undergraduate degree in political science from Colombia, as well as well as a Juris Doctorate, graduating magna cum laude, from Harvard.

so yeah. I think he's heard of TR.

 
fosborb 2008-06-06 11:11:28 AM  
TheGreyPiper: /Wonder if the ignorant bastard ever heard of TR.

I really doubt Obama has the time to watch Grey's Anatomy.

 
I_Love_Verdi [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-06-06 11:12:42 AM  
Someone needs to modify the picture of obama with nunchucks and put the stick in there instead.

 
Occam's Chainsaw [TotalFark] 2008-06-06 11:12:47 AM  
ZAZ: I have a dim memory from American history class of one Senator beating another with a stick during the mid-19th century.

Don't mess with Preston Brooks. This guy will jump you on the Senate floor. That's hardcore.

 
Theaetetus 2008-06-06 11:13:08 AM  
raanne: it sounds like you are talking about someone with an undergraduate degree in political science from Colombia, as well as well as a Juris Doctorate, graduating magna cum laude, from Harvard.

I came loud at Harvard once, too.

 
choice and consequence 2008-06-06 11:13:16 AM  
flavor of the month:seriously, i think it will be important to maintain an adverserial relationship with congress once he becomes president

The Carter school of government, eh?

 
OneBrightMonkey 2008-06-06 11:14:06 AM  
Skleenar: flavor of the month: the incestuous nature of one party rule can fool you into thinking that just because 52% of the people you work with agree with you, 100% of the country agrees with you.

I will be shocked if only 52% of congress is Democratic when Obama is president.

But you are damn right about one party rule. Despite my shadenfreude at seeing the GOP disintegrate, I am concerned that we will not have a meaningful opposition party (or parties) in place. This is a critical part of any functioning democracy. It is a pity that the GOP has so thoroughly discredited themselves.

Let's hope they can either reform themselves or perhaps enough principled republicans defect to the libertarian party or create a large and powerful independent block.


Suppose your worst fears are realized and President Obama strolls into the Oval Office with a veto-proof majority in both houses.

If the Democrats go nuts they will face a mid-term election reckoning in 2010 like they did in 94' and Obama would have a hell of a time in 2012.

Don't fret. These things balance themsleves out.

/Also enjoys the possibility of an impending GOP annihilation in November.

 
Slick Dick Lick 2008-06-06 11:14:13 AM  
Another uppity negro!

 
ravenlore [TotalFark] 2008-06-06 11:15:10 AM  
Skleenar: Did anyone ever doubt that it would come to this? Barack's crypto-black supremacist views were only hidden to those who are willfully blind. Having a white mother was only the first of his subterfuges.

ROFL!!

 
raanne 2008-06-06 11:15:15 AM  
Theaetetus: I came loud at Harvard once, too.

www.lazydork.com

approves

 
captain_napalm 2008-06-06 11:15:17 AM  
raanne: whose the ignorant bastard you're referring to? because the way you phrased it sounds like you are talking about someone with an undergraduate degree in political science from Colombia, as well as well as a Juris Doctorate, graduating magna cum laude, from Harvard.

all that oppression, eh?

 
Atticus Funk 2008-06-06 11:16:13 AM  
Theaetetus, I laughed, I cried a little, my fear of both blacks and jews were justified.

 
BethDeathstrike! 2008-06-06 11:16:24 AM  
fosborb: TheGreyPiper: /Wonder if the ignorant bastard ever heard of TR.

I really doubt Obama has the time to watch Grey's Anatomy.


You owe me a new keyboard.

 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark] 2008-06-06 11:19:01 AM  
Theaetetus:

I came loud at Harvard once, too.


And that's why you're not allowed in the library reading room anymore.

 
SherKhan 2008-06-06 11:19:40 AM  

 
sugarpop 2008-06-06 11:19:42 AM  
Brown Sauce: For all of you who have never lived in the South, there's a difference between a whippin' and a whuppin'.

That's what I came in to say. The Southern Rule of Protocol, Section 957.42.3 states that if you are ever given a stick (or baseball bat, or stick-like weapon of any sort) by any person over the age of 80, you must thank the person and promise to "whup someone" with it.

Smacking the stick in the palm of your hand or taking a few pretend swings with it is considered a nice touch, but is not required.

 
Fish in a Barrel 2008-06-06 11:20:20 AM  
OneBrightMonkey: If the Democrats go nuts they will face a mid-term election reckoning in 2010 like they did in 94' and Obama would have a hell of a time in 2012.

Never underestimate politicians' lack of foresight.

 
Tastes Like Chicken [TotalFark] 2008-06-06 11:20:23 AM  
Theaetetus: "In light of Senator Obama's new acquisition, I'd like to whole-heartedly offer him my endorsement for President."

Dude Lieberman's noggin' is HUGE.

 
Brother Karamazov 2008-06-06 11:20:36 AM  
Thread over, Flavor of the Month wins handily. Occam's Chainsaw gets an assist for the explanation.



/came for photo, not disappointed at all
//actually wished he had the power to call it

 
Biological Ali 2008-06-06 11:23:05 AM  
This thread is awesome.

/I love Fark so much...
//still too ashamed to tell my family though

 
MyRandomName 2008-06-06 11:29:22 AM  
Brown Sauce: For all of you who have never lived in the South,
there's a difference between a whippin' and a whuppin'.


Because Obama was born and raised in the south?!?

 
Theaetetus 2008-06-06 11:29:27 AM  
Biological Ali: This thread is awesome.

/I love Fark so much...
//still too ashamed to tell my family though


Don't worry, with the slippery slope that Conservatives complain about, you'll soon be able to marry Fark.

 
Master of the Flying Guillotine 2008-06-06 11:31:29 AM  
I laughed out loud, subby. Nice job.

 
Biological Ali 2008-06-06 11:31:59 AM  
Theaetetus: Don't worry, with the slippery slope that Conservatives complain about, you'll soon be able to marry Fark.

Hmm... is that before or after the Gay Homosexuals make me fark a turtle?

 
Hagbardr [TotalFark] 2008-06-06 11:32:09 AM  
Skleenar: nekom: If everybody in our government hit each other with sticks, I think it would be a change for the better.

If everybody in our government hit each other with sticks, we'd be South Korea or Taiwan.


If everybody in our government hit each other with sticks, we'd be the SCA.

 
ravenlore [TotalFark] 2008-06-06 11:34:06 AM  
Hagbardr: Skleenar: nekom: If everybody in our government hit each other with sticks, I think it would be a change for the better.

If everybody in our government hit each other with sticks, we'd be South Korea or Taiwan.

If everybody in our government hit each other with sticks, we'd be the SCA.


I lol'ed.

 
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