"THE CONFOUNDING FATHER": B.B. King in Paris, France on July 6, 2008.

That B.B. King picture is from the future. How cool is that?

Man... even this kid comes off more dignified than some of those pics

I can think of a few more amusing titles for those pictures.. they weren't really trying were they?

1. Oh my god I'm gonna sneeze.
2. SPIDER!! SPIDER!! GETITOFF GETITOFF!

etc.

John Mayers are so uncontrolable they showed 4. Kind of expected that though. SRV had some pretty sour jam faces too. I suppose they were concentrating on guitarust still alive.

Or

No such list is complete without the master: Robin Trower

Penis goes where?

WTF?? Madonna as one of Rock's greatest guitarists ...

FAIL you have RS, FAIL you have...

I'm not a Dana Carvey fan but his guitar faces are one of his best skits. LINK I think of it every time I see a guitar player surprised by a chord change.

I show her my O face

I got through the first 5 and then thought fark this rag, and closed it. I really hate this craptastic mag.

I want my click back

No face needed.

When did Slash turn into Howard Stern?

First that come to mind for me:
Eddie Van Halen, mid - late 80s, drunk as hell, w/ giant shiat-eating grin that says "yeah, you'd smile too if you could play like this."

Trey Anastasio - jaw working, sounding out the noises he made.

Alex Lifeson is notably absent. He always looks like he's juuuuuust about to sneeze while soloing.

The 'I'm the greatest guitarist ever' face. He's way too humble to admit it though...

to be fair John Mayer ALWAYS looks like that.

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: I got through the first 5 and then thought fark this rag, and closed it. I really hate this craptastic mag.

I want my click back

For the first time since the last time I agree with you.

RIP Space Ace

I came for the Dana Carvey references. I leave disappointed.

/Dead dog lyin' in a ditch, cigarette smoker has an itch

using a wah wah increases the ugly face factor by 10.

C.C. Deville. What a clown.

I don't know who most of those wankers are.

Glad I don't listen to pop-shiat anymore.

NYZooMan: I don't know who most of those wankers are.

Glad I don't listen to pop-shiat anymore.

Most of those guys aren't pop stars. There were a few, but not too many.

Jesus, all these posts and no SRV?!!



/that's not even one of the best faces he makes
//RIP

The 'dazed, half-asleep expression'.

Whatever, slackers.

What? No Dean Ween?

DrakeLabatt: The 'dazed, half-asleep expression'.

Props for the Satch post. :D

These were actually funny (i lol'd). Nice find Subby.

The 'where did I park my car?'

The mother of all FAILS goes to this one

Madonna but not Hendrix???
No Jimmy Page? No Eddie Van Halen?

The 'pee just finished shivers'

Teddy Hopper: First that come to mind for me:
Eddie Van Halen, mid - late 80s, drunk as hell, w/ giant shiat-eating grin that says "yeah, you'd smile too if you could play like this."

Trey Anastasio - jaw working, sounding out the noises he made.

Along with a shiat-eating grin while sounding the noises...

Also known as the "I'm cumming" face...

initially clicked the link and closed it due to the multipage format after reading the thread went back and laughed my ass off

Just the other day I made the observation to someone that I had always thought guitarist's solo faces were the same faces they made in bed. She acted shocked and pointed out that bass players make faces like that too. My response? "That's cause they're thinking about banging the guitar players."

stinkbunny

Came here for the Joe pics. Not disappointed.
The fact that he is not on their list just proves how inane the entire thing is.

And you can tell that some of those pictures were taken while they were singing.

Lazy stuff there RS. There is a reason I dropped you guys years ago.

/Madonna? Farking Madonna?!?!

"I do not suck, I do not suck, I do not suck, I do not suck..."

Marty Friedman with the "I just got sucker-punched"

...and how about some Keytar face?