At this point, the last place Barack Obama should be spending the evening is under Hillary Clinton's roof. In the dark. Alone. With no witnesses.

Funny, that's the same thing I'll be doing with Chelsea.

stjohn: At this point, the last place Barack Obama should be spending the evening is under Hillary Clinton's roof. In the dark. Alone. With no witnesses.

While I know you were suggesting foul play, I still got an image of an Obama headswap onto Dustin Hoffman's character from The Graduate.



/also with added cankles

You guys are crazy...lol. That is just soooo WRONG!!

dammit, Atillathepun already called dibs on Chelsea.

I'm thinking more along the line of Hamilton and Burr.

Thanks Atilla. I'm going to have nightmares for weeks.

Nevercleannevercleannevercleanneverclean...

We need some "Obama biatch-slapping Hillary" pics. Because we all know that's what's really happening.

kmmontandon: We need some "Obama biatch-slapping Hillary" pics. Because we all know that's what's really happening.

No he's holding her hand, looking into her tearful eyes, soberly explaining, "It just wasn't meant to be. I wish things were different, I really do. But we can't change the past..."

GaryPDX: You guys are crazy...lol. That is just soooo WRONG!!

Why the hell have you gone all vapid?

You just know that she has him face down on a sofa and is farting on his head right now while screaming "Give me VP, doodyhead!"

/older sister

Atillathepun: www.smh.com.au

YES WE WILL seduce Obama! YES WE WILL!

/*bllllleeeeaaaaarrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh*

I'll bet Rush gets a phone call asking if his refrigerator is running, shortly before the anchovy-pineapple pizzas arrive.

Hillary's going to gain five pounds in her butt.



/stupid men world...

hope he mixes his own drinks and wakes up in the morning.

It certainly beats the "changing of the colostomy bag" at McCain's house.

Subby +1.

I wonder who wears the pants in THAT relationship?

Hillaryis44 = The Cheesecake Factory

and then Hillary said, "It's true, it's true...", you know the rest.

Well guys, look at it this way: if something happens to him tonight or soon thereafter, it will look DAMN suspicious for Hillary. I'm not saying she's above it, but still.

a round of this should break the ice

submitter: Agenda to include a pint of Ben & Jerry's, a good cry, and a spirited pillowfight

Try a sixer of Colt 45, Magnum rubbers and a riding crop.

Fo'shizzle.

naked pillowfights are always fun. Especially with Obama. Then he would take the pillow out of my hand and tell me about his ideas about implementing a new healthcare system in America. Then we would stare deep into eachothers eyes and make sweet love over copies of his POTUS acceptance speech.

/bunk
//ill be in it

And some KY.

She offered him a beer, a Fosters.

Clinton, in the Conservatory, with the Candlestick.

EsteeFlwrPot: naked pillowfights are always fun. Especially with Obama. Then he would take the pillow out of my hand and tell me about his ideas about implementing a new healthcare system in America. Then we would stare deep into eachothers eyes and make sweet love over copies of his POTUS acceptance speech.

/bunk
//ill be in it

Are you for real?

Lionel Mandrake: Hillary's going to gain five pounds in her butt.



/stupid men world...

Without that picture, you'd be sending quite the wrong message.

He's a better man than I. With some of the shiat she pulled, I would have to slap a biatch.

EsteeFlwrPot: naked pillowfights are always fun. Especially with Obama. Then he would take the pillow out of my hand and tell me about his ideas about implementing a new healthcare system in America. Then we would stare deep into eachothers eyes and make sweet love over copies of his POTUS acceptance speech.

/bunk
//ill be in it

Is this what that weirdo who claims to have had a gay relationship with Obama says? What's that guy's name again?

Hillary's finally gonna get laid! She'll be way more tolerable from now on.

I sure as hell hope he knows better then to take her as a running mate. Sure it will unite the Democratic party, but why would you take a person that has been a crybaby liar and stabbed you in the back in her run for power. You want her to cover your 6.. it won't happen.

I hope he stopped buy drank all their beer and pissed in the fridge.

/not necessarily pro Obama, just anti Hillary.

KrispyKringle: Is this what that weirdo who claims to have had a gay relationship with Obama says? What's that guy's name again?

What? Who claimed that?

Dollars to donuts she's fisting him. He's into that.

CynicalLA: Are you for real?

Er, I'm guessing no. Someone who had naked pillow fights with Obama probably wouldn't be posting about it here.

Hillary Clinton will be fine. Nothing a night of vodka, Sarah McLachlan's greatest hits, and some cutting with razors won't fix.

At least, that's how my ex gets over shiat.

Waffle of Justice: I sure as hell hope he knows better then to take her as a running mate. Sure it will unite the Democratic party, but why would you take a person that has been a crybaby liar and stabbed you in the back in her run for power. You want her to cover your 6.. it won't happen.

I hope he stopped buy drank all their beer and pissed in the fridge.

/not necessarily pro Obama, just anti Hillary.

Hopefully he leaves an upper decker!

Waffle of Justice: I sure as hell hope he knows better then to take her as a running mate

I think it would definetly be a mistake if he did. He seems like he's smarter than that so i'm not too worried.

EsteeFlwrPot: What? Who claimed that?

Oh, there's some guy who claims he had a gay relationship with Obama. I saw him mentioned in a piece on TPM/The Atlantic/Politico. The HillaryIs44 people think he's really credible.

EsteeFlwrPot: naked pillowfights are always fun. Especially with Obama. Then he would take the pillow out of my hand and tell me about his ideas about implementing a new healthcare system in America. Then we would stare deep into eachothers eyes and make sweet love over copies of his POTUS acceptance speech.

/bunk
//ill be in it

When Al Gore invented the internet I don't think he foresaw them being this weird.

KrispyKringle: EsteeFlwrPot: What? Who claimed that?

Oh, there's some guy who claims he had a gay relationship with Obama. I saw him mentioned in a piece on TPM/The Atlantic/Politico. The HillaryIs44 people think he's really credible.

Larry Sinclair...a real sleazebag.

NYZooMan: She offered him a beer, a Fosters.



He's probably helping her with her speech for Saturday...

BHO: Ok, then you say "I, Hillary Clinton, concede the Democratic Presidential Nomination to my good friend, Senator Obama." Ok, now you try.
HRC: I, Hillary Rodham Clinton, graciously accept the nomination for President..."
BHO: No, no, no, you're doing it wrong again.
HRC: Wait, how does it go?
BHO: Ok, repeat after me..."I, Hillary Clinton, concede..."
HRC: I, Hillary Clinton, accept...
BHO: *facepalm*

/Something like that
//Will believe it when I see it

KrispyKringle: Er, I'm guessing no. Someone who had naked pillow fights with Obama probably wouldn't be posting about it here.

that whole post was me daydreaming about Obama! why is everything taken so seriously in the politics tab?

EsteeFlwrPot: KrispyKringle: Is this what that weirdo who claims to have had a gay relationship with Obama says? What's that guy's name again?

What? Who claimed that?

This isn't what I was thinking of, but this video is equally enjoyable: link.

I'm not quite sure what to make of it. Apparently "Obama is a long-legged macdaddy" who "pimps white women and black women." The evidence for this, of course, is that a woman with big tits was wearing an Obama t-shirt.

KrispyKringle: CynicalLA: Are you for real?

Er, I'm guessing no. Someone who had naked pillow fights with Obama probably wouldn't be posting about it here.

I know that. It just seems like her whole image could be a joke.

EsteeFlwrPot: KrispyKringle: Er, I'm guessing no. Someone who had naked pillow fights with Obama probably wouldn't be posting about it here.

that whole post was me daydreaming about Obama! why is everything taken so seriously in the politics tab?

It's serious business, dude.

I'm guessing their conversation consisted mainly of Hillary saying: "make me your VP or I'll put out a hit on you and your entire family, and the people that owe them money."

KrispyKringle: Oh, there's some guy who claims he had a gay relationship with Obama. I saw him mentioned in a piece on TPM/The Atlantic/Politico. The HillaryIs44 people think he's really credible.

The women on that hillary site are nuts so it doesnt surprise me that they would believe that crap.