Obama isn't a Marxist - he's a Muslim jihadist. Get it right, people.

DamnYankees: Obama isn't a Marxist - he's a Muslim jihadist. Get it right, people.

And a crazy Black Liberation Theologist who hates white people!

To approximately 85% of the well-educated American public, "Marxist" means he likes Groucho, Chico and Harpo. Zeppo, not so much. Gummo not at all.

The burden of proof in an argument rests on the accuser.

"I have said publicly, and I will again, that unless he proves me wrong, he is a Marxist," - Tom DeLay.

I have said publicly,and I will again, that Tom Delay is a felon. Whatever happened with this asshat anyway? Doesn't Texas do the speedy trial thing?

Until he proves me wrong, Tom Delay is a satan worshipper and child abuser.

nekom: The burden of proof in an argument rests on the accuser.

I was just about to say that someone should explain the idea of the "null hypothesis" to Tom DeLay. Carry on, then. :)

Unless Tom Delay proves me wrong, he blew McCauley Culkin on the set of "My Girl".

And I say that Tom Delay is a bat shiat crazy dispensationalist End Times death cult worshipper.

The difference being, that I have evidence.

I've said it before, and I will say it again, unless Tom Delay proves me wrong, he's a closet homosexual like Larry Craig.

Until he proves me wrong, Tom Delay passes his time by raping babies while fellating a statue of Jesus made of out dog shiat and reciting passages from the Necronomicon.

NeauxFear: I was just about to say that someone should explain the idea of the "null hypothesis" to Tom DeLay.

Looks to me like he knows the idea and its ramifications quite well, actually.

He's also a student of PT Barnum's theories.

when did GaryPDX become the former GOP House Majority leader?

I keed GaryPDX, I keed!

Until the GOP proves me wrong, I'm going to think they're all morons.

"Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency?"

Available for comment:

He also is a secret Muslim who will dissolve the armed forces and replace them with the Gay Black Panthers.

Obligatory:

Tommy Boy knows that if you repeat something enough times, no matter how stupid and untrue, at least some people will believe it...

Do I have to cite examples?

Anyway, if DeLazy had bothered to research Obama's life a little, he'd find it quite different to what he claims.

Obama was born in 1970 near Koboko, in the West Nile Province of what is now the Republic of Uganda. Deserted by his father at an early age, he was brought up by his mother, a herbalist and diviner. He was a member of the Kakwa ethnic group, a small Islamic tribe that was settled in the region.

Obama received little formal education: sources are unclear whether or not he attended the local missionary school.

Although he was considered a skilled, and somewhat overeager, soldier, Obama developed a reputation for cruelty - he was almost cashiered on several occasions for excessive brutality during interrogations. He rose through the ranks, reaching sergeant-major before finally being made an effendi, the highest rank possible for a Black African serving in the British army. Obama was also an accomplished sportsman, holding Uganda's light heavyweight boxing championship from 1981 to 1982.

As Uganda approached independence Obama's close colleague Apolo Milton Obote, the leader of the Uganda People's Congress (UPC), was made chief minister, and then prime minister.

Obama began to strengthen his position within the army, using the funds obtained from smuggling and from supplying arms to rebels in southern Sudan. He also developed ties with British and Israeli agents in the country. President Obote first responded by putting Obama under house arrest, and when this failed to work, he was sidelined non-executive position in the army.

Popular history recalls Amin's declared title to be: "His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Obama, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular."

Unless Tom Delay proves me wrong, he is completely irreverent and even bullshiat accusations like these will not get him back his House seat.

it's as if this were a guy who's desperately trying to cover up what seems to be the kind of old school Marxist, radical liberal failed ideology.

How can someone who clearly knows nothing about political philosophy become one of the most powerful men in American politics?

Delay could have spent five minutes doing research.

Yeah, he's a Marxist, all right. Why, just take a look at his donor list-- nothing but Bolsheviks who want to destroy private property and redistribute wealth to eradicate class stratification:

Goldman Sachs $571,330
University of California $437,236
UBS AG $364,806
JPMorgan Chase & Co $362,207
Citigroup Inc $358,054
National Amusements Inc $320,750
Lehman Brothers $318,647
Google Inc $309,514
Harvard University $309,025
Sidley Austin LLP $294,245
Skadden, Arps et al $270,013
Time Warner $262,677
Morgan Stanley $259,876
Jones Day $250,725
Exelon Corp $236,211
University of Chicago $218,857
Wilmerhale LLP $218,680
Latham & Watkins $218,615
Microsoft Corp $209,242
Stanford University $195,262

Those Maoists at Goldman Sachs & JPMorgan & Chase are the worst!

Face it, Tom-- Obama is beholden to more corporate capitalist overlords than you ever were.

/in before the phukking stoopid Che Guevara pic

Tabatha Static: Microsoft Corp $209,242

It always amazes me how they end up giving buttloads away to both parties each election. Not that they're unique.

Does that mean they're balanced in their choices, or just not very strategic with their charity?

whidbey: It always amazes me how they end up giving buttloads away to both parties each election. Not that they're unique.

Does that mean they're balanced in their choices, or just not very strategic with their charity?

The "donations by company" lists are built by totaling up the individual donations made by employees that happen to work for the same company. They do not come from the corporation directly.

In related news, Microsoft employs a buttload of people that donate to both political parties.

And I assert that Tom DeLay is a pedophile unless he proves me wrong.

Tabatha Static: Yeah, he's a Marxist, all right. Why, just take a look at his donor list-- nothing but Bolsheviks who want to destroy private property and redistribute wealth to eradicate class stratification:

Goldman Sachs $571,330
University of California $437,236
UBS AG $364,806
JPMorgan Chase & Co $362,207
Citigroup Inc $358,054
National Amusements Inc $320,750
Lehman Brothers $318,647
Google Inc $309,514
Harvard University $309,025
Sidley Austin LLP $294,245
Skadden, Arps et al $270,013
Time Warner $262,677
Morgan Stanley $259,876
Jones Day $250,725
Exelon Corp $236,211
University of Chicago $218,857
Wilmerhale LLP $218,680
Latham & Watkins $218,615
Microsoft Corp $209,242
Stanford University $195,262

Those Maoists at Goldman Sachs & JPMorgan & Chase are the worst!

Face it, Tom-- Obama is beholden to more corporate capitalist overlords than you ever were.

/in before the phukking stoopid Che Guevara pic

Employees of a corporation do not necessarily equal the corporation. But you knew this. Tell me, what is it about repeatedly embarrassing yourself that appeals to you? Did your parents utterly fail at teaching you the difference between GOOD attention and BAD attention?

Tabatha Static:

They left off the nearly 30 bucks I spent plying one of his campaign volunteer chicks with drinks when he was campaigning in PA.

Goldman Sachs $571,330
University of California $437,236
UBS AG $364,806
JPMorgan Chase & Co $362,207
Citigroup Inc $358,054
National Amusements Inc $320,750
Lehman Brothers $318,647
Google Inc $309,514
Harvard University $309,025
Sidley Austin LLP $294,245
Skadden, Arps et al $270,013
Time Warner $262,677
Morgan Stanley $259,876
Jones Day $250,725
Exelon Corp $236,211
University of Chicago $218,857
Wilmerhale LLP $218,680
Latham & Watkins $218,615
Microsoft Corp $209,242
Stanford University $195,262
Doctor Funkenstein $27.50 in chocolate martinis for a volunteer chick who wouldn't bang him and her fat friend to whom the good doctor's buddy would not play wingman

There we go. I demand my contribution be recognized!

Gobama!

jbuist: whidbey: It always amazes me how they end up giving buttloads away to both parties each election. Not that they're unique.

Does that mean they're balanced in their choices, or just not very strategic with their charity?

The "donations by company" lists are built by totaling up the individual donations made by employees that happen to work for the same company. They do not come from the corporation directly.

In related news, Microsoft employs a buttload of people that donate to both political parties.

This. The 200K Obama got from "Microsoft" just means that Microsoft has 100 employees who maxed out their donations to him.

Atillathepun: Employees of a corporation do not necessarily equal the corporation.

OMG! Bolsheviks have infiltrated some of the most important corporations on Wall Street! Thank God Atillathepun is there to expose the truth! Keep fighting the good fight, soldier!

/seriously, are you being deliberately obtuse or just pedantic?

Since the early 1920s, numerous pamphlets and articles, even a few books, have sought to forge a link between "international bankers" and "Bolshevik revolutionaries." Rarely have these attempts been supported by hard evidence, and never have such attempts been argued within the framework of a scientific methodology. Indeed, some of the "evidence" used in these efforts has been fraudulent, some has been irrelevant, much cannot be checked. Examination of the topic by academic writers has been studiously avoided; probably because the hypothesis offends the neat dichotomy of capitalists versus Communists (and everyone knows, of course, that these are bitter enemies). Moreover, because a great deal that has been written borders on the absurd, a sound academic reputation could easily be wrecked on the shoals of ridicule. Reason enough to avoid the topic.

Fortunately, the State Department Decimal File, particularly the 861.00 section, contains extensive documentation on the hypothesized link. When the evidence in these official papers is merged with nonofficial evidence from biographies, personal papers, and conventional histories, a truly fascinating story emerges.

We find there was a link between some New York international bankers and many revolutionaries, including Bolsheviks. These banking gentlemen - who are here identified - had a financial stake in, and were rooting for, the success of the Bolshevik Revolution.

Who, why - and for how much - is the story in this book.

Antony C. Sutton

March 1974


Wall Street and the Bolshevik Revolution (new window)

ohhhhhhhhhh it was Tom Delay who said that, for some reason I was thinking Newt Gingrich.

Yeah, to Delay, Eisenhower was a marxist, so there's that.

Suicidal Writer: Antony C. Sutton
Wall Street and the Bolshevik Revolution

See also: Antony C. Sutton, Wall Street and the Rise of Hitler (new window)

I have said publicly, and I will again, that unless Tom Delay proves me wrong, he gave a handjob to Charles Nelson Reilly backstage before an episode of Match Game '75.

jbc: I have said publicly, and I will again, that unless Tom Delay proves me wrong, he gave a handjob to Charles Nelson Reilly backstage before an episode of Match Game '75.

I heard that he did that too--so it MUST be true.

I've commented on this before, and the simple fact is that if Tom Delay has no contradictory evidence to offer, he did indeed ask Larry Sinclair to use his teeth while he was receiving fellatio from him.

doyner: jbc: I have said publicly, and I will again, that unless Tom Delay proves me wrong, he gave a handjob to Charles Nelson Reilly backstage before an episode of Match Game '75.

I heard that he did that too--so it MUST be true.

Yep, read about that one on the internet... Delay used to hustle hand jobs and blow jobs between exterminator appointments before he became a politician to make ends meet.

Always believe the opposite of what Tom DeLay says.

I have said publicly, and I will again, that unless he proves me wrong, Tom Delay assfarks dead children in front of retirement homes while he beheads puppies and kittens.

FTFA: On right-winger Mike Gallagher's radio show today, former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R-TX), who is currently facing charges of money laundering and conspiracy to launder money, launched a fringe attack on Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL) by claiming that he is a Marxist. "I have said publicly, and I will again, that unless he proves me wrong, he is a Marxist," DeLay declared.

Oh yeah! Well, Tom DeLay, you're a known farking homo sapien.

AirForceVet: Oh yeah! Well, Tom DeLay, you're a known farking homo sapien.

Betcha five bucks your epidermis is showing.

Goodbye democracy, hello crypto-muslim socialist nubiacracy.

I'm a conservative and shiat like this is exactly why I want Obama to win.

oldebayer: To approximately 85% of the well-educated American public, "Marxist" means he likes Groucho, Chico and Harpo. Zeppo, not so much. Gummo not at all.

It always struck me as funny that a man could have such a great sense of humor and yet come up with such a terrible Liberal philosophy. If only Marx had stuck to comedy.

Unless he proves me wrong, I assert Bush sucks off teenage boys in the bathroom of the White House and wipes the jizz on his wife's face.

/it's a fun game we all can play.

NubianzWithAttitude: Goodbye democracy, hello crypto-muslim socialist nubiacracy.

That there's a skidmark on your underoos, not a proper troll. Try harder next time.

paulseta: Where did you get that bullshiat from exactly? I assume you meant it as a joke, but where did you get it from?

NubianzWithAttitude: Goodbye democracy, hello crypto-muslim socialist nubiacracy.

So Obama is joining Dead Prez?

DamnYankees: This. The 200K Obama got from "Microsoft" just means that Microsoft has 100 employees who maxed out their donations to him.

Not really. There are individual donations, which should not (as far as I know) show up with the company affiliation, and then there is the PAC associated with the company.

At Microsoft, there's the "MSPAC" (the Microsoft Political Action Committee). Google, similarly, has a Google PAC. And MSPAC (and Google PAC) have candidates from both parties come to their corporate campuses and give speeches and solicit donations.

MSPAC is entirely supported by employees, it's true--not by the company at all--but their goal is to back candidates who are good for the company (I can't remember if they say quite this publicly or not). They do so based on the decisions of their board and their donors--I believe, though, that their board is entirely separate from Microsoft's board or executive structure.

So in other words, there is an official connection, but it's not really that close. MSPAC doesn't do what Steve Ballmer says--they're just an official PAC associated with the company.

Until he proves me wrong, Delay is a Chiiiiiild Molester!