Hahaha.

Hillaryis44 ASPLODE

"See, sisters! THIS PROVES THE CONSPIRACY BETWEEN THEM! Stupid men world!"

Hillaryis44 is a Jonestown. NoQuarterUSA.net has tinctures of a Klan meeting.

At least TaylorMarsh.com and MyDD realized the goal here.

Howard Dean is all about the 50-state strategy. It worked in the primaries. Plus, where most Democrats would have let the Superdelegate slash primary battle slash R&B Committe meeting turn into a veritable goat screw, he kept the waters calm.

The man is a hell of a DNC Chairman.

The thought of that scream never ceases to make me smile.

why not? he's done a helluva job as head of the DNC. his 50-state strategy is working.

FlashHarry: why not? he's done a helluva job as head of the DNC. his 50-state strategy is working.

This, I guess. Can anybody point to something he's really screwed the pooch on? Seems like he's doing an effective job.

nekom: FlashHarry: why not? he's done a helluva job as head of the DNC. his 50-state strategy is working.

This, I guess. Can anybody point to something he's really screwed the pooch on? Seems like he's doing an effective job.

plus, and this is a big plus, he's not terry mcauliffe.

Look at the decision on the money today. Talk about walking the walk, and not just talking the talk.

Hey, it got me to register Democrat, and I've always been non-affiliated.

nekom: This, I guess. Can anybody point to something he's really screwed the pooch on? Seems like he's doing an effective job.

I'm sure Paul Begala or James Carville probably kvetched about the 50-state strategy, but that's because they're dingleberries.

FlashHarry: nekom: FlashHarry: why not? he's done a helluva job as head of the DNC. his 50-state strategy is working.

This, I guess. Can anybody point to something he's really screwed the pooch on? Seems like he's doing an effective job.

plus, and this is a big plus, he's not terry mcauliffe.

Double-plus-this.

Has anybody seen Terry McAuliffe on any shows since Tuesday? I only saw him on the Daily Show, and he seemed like he was wired on like ninety grams of cocaine.

More fun from djia, my favorite hillaryis404 poster:

# djia Says:
June 5th, 2008 at 6:12 pm

Dear Oprah......

Please bring mini marsh mellows with you so you can thwart off my attack rooster as you make your way up to my door so that we can have a conversation about sexism,racism, rezko, auchi, Rev Wright and pfleger among countless others and what i think about obama

then i will tell you i am voting for mc cain if obama does not Concede this race to Hillary Clinton who really won this election she didn't have to stoop to the depths of he!! with thuggery of delegates

FlashHarry: nekom: FlashHarry: why not? he's done a helluva job as head of the DNC. his 50-state strategy is working.

This, I guess. Can anybody point to something he's really screwed the pooch on? Seems like he's doing an effective job.

plus, and this is a big plus, he's not terry mcauliffe.

This cannot be emphasized enough.

Bloody William: FlashHarry: nekom: FlashHarry: why not? he's done a helluva job as head of the DNC. his 50-state strategy is working.

This, I guess. Can anybody point to something he's really screwed the pooch on? Seems like he's doing an effective job.

plus, and this is a big plus, he's not terry mcauliffe.

Double-plus-this.

Has anybody seen Terry McAuliffe on any shows since Tuesday? I only saw him on the Daily Show, and he seemed like he was wired on like ninety grams of cocaine.

So you missed him taking shots of Bacardi at 7am on some MSNBC morning show the next day?

Good headline is good.

Bloody William: Has anybody seen Terry McAuliffe on any shows since Tuesday? I only saw him on the Daily Show, and he seemed like he was wired on like ninety grams of cocaine.

yeah... that was bad. also a classy touch introducing clinton as "the next president" when obama had already clinched. talk about "deranged narcissism."

FuriousGeorge945: Bloody William: FlashHarry: nekom: FlashHarry: why not? he's done a helluva job as head of the DNC. his 50-state strategy is working.

This, I guess. Can anybody point to something he's really screwed the pooch on? Seems like he's doing an effective job.

plus, and this is a big plus, he's not terry mcauliffe.

Double-plus-this.

Has anybody seen Terry McAuliffe on any shows since Tuesday? I only saw him on the Daily Show, and he seemed like he was wired on like ninety grams of cocaine.

So you missed him taking shots of Bacardi at 7am on some MSNBC morning show the next day?

yeah he and Mika were drowning their sorrows.

FuriousGeorge945: Bloody William: FlashHarry: nekom: FlashHarry: why not? he's done a helluva job as head of the DNC. his 50-state strategy is working.

This, I guess. Can anybody point to something he's really screwed the pooch on? Seems like he's doing an effective job.

plus, and this is a big plus, he's not terry mcauliffe.

Double-plus-this.

Has anybody seen Terry McAuliffe on any shows since Tuesday? I only saw him on the Daily Show, and he seemed like he was wired on like ninety grams of cocaine.

So you missed him taking shots of Bacardi at 7am on some MSNBC morning show the next day?

Man, that's too early for Bacardi. Irish coffee was invented for a REASON.

B'YAH!

Bloody William: Man, that's too early for Bacardi. Irish coffee was invented for a REASON.

bloody mary, please!

Master of the Flying Guillotine: nekom: This, I guess. Can anybody point to something he's really screwed the pooch on? Seems like he's doing an effective job.

I'm sure Paul Begala or James Carville probably kvetched about the 50-state strategy, but that's because they're dingleberries.

Yeah James believed that if they used his tired method, they would have taken all the seats in congress instead of just getting control or something asinine like that.

Master of the Flying Guillotine: I'm sure Paul Begala or James Carville probably kvetched about the 50-state strategy, but that's because they're dingleberries.

They continue to poo-poo it; they claim if the Democrats did things their way (act like GOP-lite and campaign only in swing states/seats), the Dems would have won twice as many seats in 06.

They can bit my shiny metal ass. Go away Carville and Begala.

FlashHarry: yeah... that was bad. also a classy touch introducing clinton as "the next president" when obama had already clinched. talk about "deranged narcissism."

That remark from Toobin was classic. All the pundits were absolutely stupified after her speech Tuesday, they had no idea what she was trying to do. Truth be told, its likely that neither did she.

this guy just gets better every day, doesn't he?

1. "selma got me born" - NOT EXACTLY. Your parents felt safe enough to have you in 1961 - four full years before Selma in 1965. Google "Obama Selma" for his full March 4, 2007 speech and articles about its various untruths.

2. "my father was a goat herder" - NOT EXACTLY. he was a privileged, well educated youth, who went on to work with the Kenyan government.

3. "my father was a proud freedom fighter" - NOT EXACTLY. your father was part of one of the most corrupt and violent governments Kenya has ever had.

4. "my family has strong ties to African freedom" - NOT EXACTLY. your cousin Raila Odinga has created mass violence in attempting to overturn a legitimate election in Kenya since 2007. it is Kenya's first widespread violence in decades. the current government is pro-American but Odinga wants to overthrow it and establish Muslim Sharia law. further, your half-brother, Abongo Obama, is Odinga's follower. you interrupted your New Hampshire campaigning to speak to Odinga on the phone. when Odinga lost the elections, his followers burned Christians' homes and then burned men, women and children alive in a Christian church where they took shelter. Obama SUPPORTED his cousin before the election process started here in the USA. google Obama and Odinga and see what you get. no one wants to know the truth.

5. "my grandmother has always been a christian" - NOT EXACTLY. she does her daily Salat prayers at 5am according to her own interviews. not to mention, Christianity wouldn't allow her to have been one of 14 wives to 1 man.

6. "my name is african swahili" - NOT EXACTLY. your name is Arabic and 'Baraka' (from which Barack came) means 'blessed' in that language. Hussein is also Arabic and so is Obama.
Barack Hussein Obama is not half black. if elected, he would be the first Arab-American President, not the first black President. Barack Hussein Obama is 50% Caucasian from his mother's side and 43.75% Arabic and 6.25% African Negro from his father's side. while Barack Hussein Obama's father was from Kenya, his father's family was mainly Arabs. Barack Hussein Obama's father was only 12.5% African Negro and 87.5% Arab (his father's birth certificate even states he's Arab, not African Negro).

7. "I never practiced Islam" - NOT EXACTLY. you practiced it daily at school, where you were registered as a Muslim and kept that faith for 31 years, until your wife made you change so you could run for office. see 4-3-08 Article: "Obama was 'quite religious in islam'"
(http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=60559)

8. "my school in Indonesia was christian" - NOT EXACTLY. you were registered as Muslim there and got in trouble in Koranic Studies for making faces (AS YOU WRITE IN YOUR OWN BOOK). from the New York Times a year ago: Mr. Obama recalled the opening lines of the Arabic call to prayer, reciting them with a first-rate accent. in a remark that seemed delightfully uncalculated (it'll give Alabama voters heart attacks), Mr. Obama described the call to prayer as 'one of the prettiest sounds on Earth at sunset.' this is just one example of Obama's narrative being altered, enhanced, and manipulated to whitewash troubling facts.

9. "I Was fluent in Indonesian" - NOT EXACTLY. not one teacher says you could speak the language.

10. "because I lived In Indonesia, I have more foreign experience" - NOT EXACTLY. you were there from the ages of 6 to 10, and couldn't even speak the language. What did you learn besides how to study the Koran and watch cartoons?

11. "I am stronger on foreign affairs" - NOT EXACTLY. except for Africa (surprise) and the Middle East (bigger surprise!), you have never been anywhere else on the planet and thus have NO experience with our closest allies.

12. "I blame my early drug use on ethnic confusion" - NOT EXACTLY. you were quite content in high school to be Barry Obama, no mention of Kenya and no mention of struggle to identify - your classmates said you were just fine.

13. "an Ebony article moved me to run for office - NOT EXACTLY. Ebony has yet to find the article you mention in your book. it doesn't, and never did, exist.

14. "a Life magazine article changed my outlook on life" - NOT EXACTLY. Life has yet to find the article you mention in your book. it doesn't, and never did, exist.

15. "I won't run on a national ticket in '08" - NOT EXACTLY. here you are, despite saying, live on TV, that you would not have enough experience by then, and you are all about having experience first.

16. "voting 'Present' is common in the Illinois senate" - NOT EXACTLY. it's just common for YOU, trying to avoid being on the record. but not many others have 130 NO VOTES.

17. "oops, I misquoted" - NOT EXACTLY. only when caught by church groups and Democrats, did you beg to change your misquote.

18. "I was a professor Of Law" - NOT EXACTLY. you were a senior lecturer ON LEAVE.

19. "I Was A constitutional lawyer - NOT EXACTLY. you were a senior lecturer ON LEAVE.

20. "without me, there would be no ethics bill" - NOT EXACTLY. you didn't write it, introduce it, change it, or create it.

21. "the ethics bill was hard to pass" - NOT EXACTLY. it took just 14 days from start to finish.

22. "I wrote a tough nuclear bill - NOT EXACTLY. your bill was rejected by your own party for its pandering and lack of all regulation - mainly because of your nuclear donor, Exelon, from which David Axelrod came.

23. "I have released my state records - NOT EXACTLY. as of March, 2008, state bills you sponsored or voted for have yet to be released, exposing all the special interests pork hidden within - special interests you claim to not be tied to.

24. "I Took On The asbestos Altgeld Gardens mess" - NOT EXACTLY. you were part of a large group of people who remedied Altgeld Gardens. you failed to mention anyone else but yourself in your books.

25. "my economics bill will help america - NOT EXACTLY. your 111 economic policies were just combined into a proposal which lost 99-0, and even YOU voted against your OWN bill.

26. "I have been a bold leader in Illinois - NOT EXACTLY. even your own supporters claim to have not seen BOLD action on your part.

27. "I passed 26 Of my own bills in one year" - NOT EXACTLY. they were not YOUR bills, but rather handed to you, after their creation by a fellow Senator, to assist you in a future bid for higher office.

28. "no one on my campaign contacted Canada about NAFTA" - NOT EXACTLY. the Canadian Government issued the names and a memo of the conversation your campaign had with them.

29. "I am tough on terrorism" - NOT EXACTLY. you missed the Iran Resolution vote on terrorism and your good friend Ali Abunimah supports the destruction of Israel.

30. "I want all votes to count" - NOT EXACTLY, mister "let the delegates decide."

31. "I want Americans to decide" - NOT EXACTLY. you prefer caucuses that limit the vote, confuse the voters, force a public vote, and only operate during small windows of time.

32. "I passed 900 bills in the state senate" - NOT EXACTLY. you passed 26, most of which you didn't write yourself.

33. "I believe in fairness, not tactics" - NOT EXACTLY. you used tactics to eliminate Alice Palmer from running against you.

34. "I Don't take PAC money" - NOT EXACTLY. you've since taken loads of it.

35. "I don't have lobbyists - NOT EXACTLY. you have over 47 lobbyists, and counting.

36. "my campaign had nothing to do with the 1984 ad" - NOT EXACTLY. your own campaign worker made the ad on his Apple in one afternoon.

37. "I have always been against the Iraq war" - NOT EXACTLY. you weren't in office to vote against it AND you have voted to fund it every single time.

38.) "I have always supported universal health care" - NOT EXACTLY. your plan leaves the rest of us to pay for the 15,000,000 who won't have to buy or earn it.

You know, I'm kinda surprised Fark has so few chain email posters usually. It seems like the perfect place for tools to put that stuff up.

For those of you trying to understand in Bizarro Trump terms:

captain_napalm: this guy just gets better every day, doesn't he?

....

Let's keep the BS Obama bashing screeds down to 15 or 20 lines, not two page downs mmkay?

Brown Sauce: For those of you trying to understand in Bizarro Trump terms:

my god, that guy's rug makes me shudder.

although when I think of him without it, I want him to keep it on.

Bloody William: Has anybody seen Terry McAuliffe on any shows since Tuesday? I only saw him on the Daily Show, and he seemed like he was wired on like ninety grams of cocaine.

I keep hoping he'll show up on Monday Night RAW, or whatever the WWE is showing these days. This man missed his calling. He could have been a brilliant ring announcer. Every time I see Terry, it's like I'm watching the Vince McMahon of politics.

Imagine if Hillary won the GE and she appointed Terry as White House Spokesman. He'd be our very own Baghdad Bob.

AgeOfReason: Let's keep the BS Obama bashing screeds down to 15 or 20 lines, not two page downs mmkay?

it's B H>/b> Obama, not BS. although he IS that, too.

obama's gonna get owned by the old man. while democrats DO get an advance copy of debate questions, they don't get teleprompters.

That Obama is one smart cookie. Dean is doing a great job for the most part. I do think he should have stepped in a little sooner and told Hillary that it was over. I guess that none of her peers in the Senate could imagine that she would ever take it this far.

captain_napalm: I'm always failing

NOT EXACTLY. Sometimes you're between fails, that's what double spacing is for.

quickdraw: That Obama is one smart cookie. Dean is doing a great job for the most part.

hate to break it to you chief, but white guilt ain't gonna win you a general election.

captain_napalm: hate to break it to you chief, but white guilt ain't gonna win you a general election.

Luckily, he's simply the better candidate.

captain_napalm: hate to break it to you chief, but white guilt ain't gonna win you a general election.

I hate to break it to you chief, but you are the result of your mom's affair with Ted Kennedy.

captain_napalm: obama's gonna get owned by the old man. while democrats DO get an advance copy of debate questions, they don't get teleprompters.

Yeah - as long as their aren't any questions that McCain has trouble^ answering like "Do condoms help prevent the spread of HIV?"

Reporter: "Should U.S. taxpayer money go to places like Africa to fund contraception to prevent AIDS?"

Mr. McCain: "Well I think it's a combination. The guy I really respect on this is Dr. Coburn. He believes - and I was just reading the thing he wrote- that you should do what you can to encourage abstinence where there is going to be sexual activity. Where that doesn't succeed, than he thinks that we should employ contraceptives as well. But I agree with him that the first priority is on abstinence. I look to people like Dr. Coburn. I'm not very wise on it."

(Mr. McCain turns to take a question on Iraq, but a moment later looks back to the reporter who asked him about AIDS.)

Mr. McCain: "I haven't thought about it. Before I give you an answer, let me think about. Let me think about it a little bit because I never got a question about it before. I don't know if I would use taxpayers' money for it."

Q: "What about grants for sex education in the United States? Should they include instructions about using contraceptives? Or should it be Bush's policy, which is just abstinence?"

Mr. McCain: (Long pause) "Ahhh. I think I support the president's policy."

Q: "So no contraception, no counseling on contraception. Just abstinence. Do you think contraceptives help stop the spread of HIV?"

Mr. McCain: (Long pause) "You've stumped me."

Q: "I mean, I think you'd probably agree it probably does help stop it?"

Mr. McCain: (Laughs) "Are we on the Straight Talk express? I'm not informed enough on it. Let me find out. You know, I'm sure I've taken a position on it on the past. I have to find out what my position was. Brian, would you find out what my position is on contraception - I'm sure I'm opposed to government spending on it, I'm sure I support the president's policies on it."

Q: "But you would agree that condoms do stop the spread of sexually transmitted diseases. Would you say: 'No, we're not going to distribute them,' knowing that?"

Mr. McCain: (Twelve-second pause) "Get me Coburn's thing, ask Weaver to get me Coburn's paper that he just gave me in the last couple of days. I've never gotten into these issues before."

This went on for a few more moments until a reporter from the Chicago Tribune broke in and asked Mr. McCain about the weight of a pig that he saw at the Iowa State Fair last year.

quickdraw: That Obama is one smart cookie. Dean is doing a great job for the most part. I do think he should have stepped in a little sooner and told Hillary that it was over. I guess that none of her peers in the Senate could imagine that she would ever take it this far.

I agree with you, but I could also see how Dean was worried that ending the primaries early would put legs on the (admittedly insane) argument that the nomination was "stolen" and people weren't allowed to have their voices heard.

I know, I know, it's crazy, but...

YAY OBAMA!!!

Would it be illegal to try to slip him my number if I ever met him? Someone put up the pic of him with superman. I get a kick out of it.

this guy just gets better every day, doesn't he?

Seriously? Parroting chain letters?

Do you have any original thoughts on this subject?

quickdraw: Q: "But you would agree that condoms do stop the spread of sexually transmitted diseases. Would you say: 'No, we're not going to distribute them,' knowing that?"

yeah, let's just hand 'em out so 12-year-olds can screw and use 'em as balloons. I can't think of any better uses for my money.

EsteeFlwrPot: Would it be illegal to try to slip him my number if I ever met him?

It wouldn't be illegal, and I love Michelle Obama, but would you want to incur her wrath?

I sure wouldn't.

captain_napalm: this guy just gets better every day, doesn't he?

You should visit mccainis44.org. You'd fit in.

CitizenReserveCorps: Do you have any original thoughts on this subject?

plenty - but you wouldn't like any of them, because you're crushing too muc hto see him for what he is - an empty suit aided by an adoring dropout media.

captain_napalm: hate to break it to you chief, but white guilt ain't gonna win you a general election.

I'm not a chief, I'm not running for election nor do I have any white guilt.

Oh... you were trying to tie this all into Obama somehow. You have some odd little world view that all those white people voting for Obama are doing so because they feel guilty for slavery - or something.

Interesting.

captain_napalm: I was raped by a man of the cloth as a youth and all I can do now is sit in my mother's basement and troll.

I am very sorry that happened to you, but please lay off the multiple spamming post trolling here at Fark. It is getting old, and makes those of us who supported this site for years angry.

captain_napalm: yeah, let's just hand 'em out so 12-year-olds can screw and use 'em as balloons.

Um - you're doing it wrong.

quickdraw: This went on for a few more moments until a reporter from the Chicago Tribune broke in and asked Mr. McCain about the weight of a pig that he saw at the Iowa State Fair last year.

God I fracking love the media.

never have I personally known more democrats who openly intend to vote for the GOP candidate. this election is gonna be a laugher.

captain_napalm -> "Add To Favorites" -> Color: "Red1" -> Tag: "29 Percenter"

/much more fun than the Ignore list.

quickdraw: Yeah - as long as their aren't any questions that McCain has trouble^ answering like "Do condoms help prevent the spread of HIV?"

I thought Navy guys knew stuff like that. There should really be mandatory training on the subject.