She ruined neckties on women forever.
David Bowie?

If it smelled like her vag I would buy some.

/penis

Telly said it smells like butterscotch.

Ah. A 'Kids' reference. Thanks, Carmody. Eep.

mrchowwow, I knew someone would get it. It's one of those movies you just can't wash out of your brain once you see it. No matter how hard you try.

I'd suck on her toes, too.

I went out with a girl named Fran Grance, and she looked just like Avril.

/she was pretty petulant
//didn't spit, though

She should consider doing hardcore porn.

She's as punk as I am black.


//not black

It smells of kicked boxes.

Eau de Khitbash, by Avril.

FTA: "Young teenage girls really aspire to Avril ..."

Is it diificult to Avril? Do I have to take a course? Can anybody who is not a teenage girl Avril?

Nice language, market-jargo-droid. Stick it in your enterprise, going forward.

emocomputerjock: It smells of kicked boxes.

Now, THAT'S a reference. What was that? An interview in Maxim or something?

hachijuhachi: emocomputerjock: It smells of kicked boxes.

Now, THAT'S a reference. What was that? An interview in Maxim or something?

Yeah, the interview was in 2004, and spawned the now infamous KHITBASH. The exact quote is:

"Some chick came up to me and said something, so I kicked her in the box and shoved her."

aszure: She's as punk as I am black.


//not black

She's as punk as I am black.

Remember that disease that Michael Jackson was supposed to have that was turning him white? I actually do have that and I was born white. Just parts of me are really really white. Not real large areas but I have spots on my body that have popped up in the past few years that are incredibly white. Doctor said I couldn't really do much about it and not to worry about it though.
The strangest part of it all is I have one on my wiener.

meteorite: aszure: She's as punk as I am black.


//not black

She's as punk as I am black.

Remember that disease that Michael Jackson was supposed to have that was turning him white? I actually do have that and I was born white. Just parts of me are really really white. Not real large areas but I have spots on my body that have popped up in the past few years that are incredibly white. Doctor said I couldn't really do much about it and not to worry about it though.
The strangest part of it all is I have one on my wiener.

Probably not intentional on your part, but you knew one of us was going to pick up on that.

Smells like teen spirit?

bmif: Smells like teen spirit?

FTFY

PYROY: She should consider doing hardcore porn.

I like where this guy's head is.

_{/always thought she looked familiar}

emocomputerjock: It smells of kicked boxes.

I came here for the "box" joke. Thanks for not disappointing.

/i'd shove her

She can continue to act like a teen and sell to teens all she wants, She just shouldn't complain when she's treated like one by the biz.

meteorite: Remember that disease that Michael Jackson was supposed to have that was turning him white? I actually do have that and I was born white. Just parts of me are really really white. Not real large areas but I have spots on my body that have popped up in the past few years that are incredibly white. Doctor said I couldn't really do much about it and not to worry about it though.
The strangest part of it all is I have one on my wiener.

Well, that is one hell of an ice-breaker.