"WASSUP CHINA.... IT WAS A LONG FLIGHT!"

The audience is gonna love the lyrics.

When we play you shake your ass
Shake it, shake it, shake it girl
Make sure you don't break it, girl

My humps, my humps, my plate tectonic humps
My humps, my humps, my seismographic bumps

(Whatcha gonna do with all that mass
Under pressure in those seams?)

I'm a gonna I'm a gonna make you scream
Kill you dead
Make you scream...

I remember when they played Bangalore. So much fuss, you would've thought Gandhi came back from the dead and was singing backup with them.

Also, what is the deal with airline food?

dahmers love zombie: My humps, my humps, my plate tectonic humps
My humps, my humps, my seismographic bumps

(Whatcha gonna do with all that mass
Under pressure in those seams?)

I'm a gonna I'm a gonna make you scream
Kill you dead
Make you scream...

Awesome. America's penchant for inappropriate responses.

I'd rather stand under a knife-chandelier during an earthquake than have to sit through a Black Eyed Pees concert.

Hey, where is the love?

dahmers love zombie: My humps, my humps, my plate tectonic humps
My humps, my humps, my seismographic bumps

(Whatcha gonna do with all that mass
Under pressure in those seams?)

I'm a gonna I'm a gonna make you scream
Kill you dead
Make you scream...

*golf clap*

Chang: Oh great, they send Heineken looters and crazy white woman with bladder control issues.
Wang: We have only Tsingtao, and no diapers. This will not end well.
Chang: Wanna defect to North Korea?
Wang: Okay.

dahmers love zombie: My humps, my humps, my plate tectonic humps
My humps, my humps, my seismographic bumps

(Whatcha gonna do with all that mass
Under pressure in those seams?)

I'm a gonna I'm a gonna make you scream
Kill you dead
Make you scream...



I also came for the Fergie pee picture and was not disappointed.

I hope the Chinese keep them. God, I farking hate the Black Eyed Peas.

Man, I am totally going to use that the next time I am talking around the water cooler.

I seriously have no idea why you guys hate Fergie... Aside from the lack of talent, coordination or even computer-altered singing ability.

/I'd still hit it, though.
//WHO ON EARTH THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO LET HER RELEASE AN ALBUM BY HERSELF?!
///Also: Why hasn't anyone shot those other three guys to death yet?

Marisyana: dahmers love zombie: My humps, my humps, my plate tectonic humps
My humps, my humps, my seismographic bumps

(Whatcha gonna do with all that mass
Under pressure in those seams?)

I'm a gonna I'm a gonna make you scream
Kill you dead
Make you scream...



I also came for the Fergie pee picture and was not disappointed.

Is that guy behind the Joker masturbating?

CarnySaur:
Is that guy behind the Joker masturbating?

DUDE NO SPOILERS

How come everytime you come around,
My Chinese, Chinese bridge, wanna go down like...