I wonder if you ask R Kelly for his autograph if he just pees on you.

drip drip drip

I guess R. Kelly pee-peed the idea.

Lawyer: "Hey, R Kelly, please take my unsolicited demo."
R Kelly: "Sorry, man... I can't."
Lawyer: "C'mon, c'mon, c'mon.... please?"
R Kelly "Your in trouble"

Don't get R. Kelly pissy.

I submitted an R. Kelly thread once. (TF only)

/still pissed

Was this the demo?

I met R. Kelly back in 1996, when I was driving a cab and he was playing on the Atlantic City Seagulls basketball team.

I had the entire starting lineup in my taxi, heading for the Hamilton Mall. He was right in the middle of the back seat, so I got a good look at him every time I checked the mirror.
One of his teammates said, "Don't you know who you got in yo' cab? 'Dis R. Kelly!"

I looked his reflection right in the eye and said, "Nah, but I don't really follow sports."

He looked deflated, and they laughed at him all the way to the mall. Thankfully, he did not pee in my cab.

I met R. Kelly back in 1996, when he was still playing on the Atlantic City Seagulls basketball team.

I had the entire starting lineup in my taxi, heading for the Hamilton Mall. One of the guys said,
"Don't you know who you got in yo' cab? 'Dis R. Kelly!!!"

I looked him over and said, "Nah... I don't really follow sports."

oops... thought the first one was lost... sorry

I met R. Kelly back in 1996, when he was still playing on the Atlantic City Seagulls basketball team.

I had the entire starting lineup in my taxi, heading for the Hamilton Mall. One of the guys said,
"Don't you know who you got in yo' cab? 'Dis R. Kelly!!!"

I looked him over and said, "Nah... I don't really follow sports."

Wow, a lawyer who is a self-promoting jackass? I never see that on TV 20 times a day.

I'm not your guy, buddy.

On second thought, please, PLEASE quit your day job, you douchebag.

I was gonna say, what a dick. Then I remembered it is a lawyer, and pretty much par for the course.

During a break. Doesn't sound like he had any part in the actual trial. Not sure 'Dumbass' is appropriate, considering that he's got free publicity and didn't get any sanction other than being booted out of a courtroom where he wasn't actually working.

Well at least his music . . . . never mind, it does suck.

his day job as a lawyer or his day job as a recording artist? i'm confused

BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!Julieahni: I guess R. Kelly pee-peed the idea.

Adjective Bird Whiskey: I wonder if you ask R Kelly for his autograph if he just pees on you.

Only if you're a 12 year old girl.

I met R. Kelly back in 1996, when he was still playing on the Atlantic City Seagulls basketball team.

I had the entire starting lineup in my taxi, heading for the Hamilton Mall. One of the guys said,
"Don't you know who you got in yo' cab? 'Dis R. Kelly!!!"

I looked him over and said, "Nah... Are you some sort of rapper?"

Then he peed in my cab.

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/obligatory

I met R. Kelly back in 1996, when he was still playing on the Atlantic City Seagulls basketball team.

I had the entire starting lineup in my taxi, heading for the Hamilton Mall. One of the guys said,
"Don't you know who you got in yo' cab? 'Dis R. Kelly!!!"

I looked him over and said, "Nah... Are you some sort of rapper?"

Then he peed in my cab.

Purple monkey dishwasher.

No Ron Artest reference?

For shame.

At least he had the publicity going with that rap-video worthy cracka-smacka-down in the stands.

/Run what ya brung

"Cha-cha time"?

With all you cabdrviers giving R Kelly a ride, I think I rode in some of the cabs he used, going by the smell.`

I met R Kelly once. Back in 1996, I made the Atlantic City Seagulls basketball team. R and the rest of the guys on the team took me to the Hamilton Mall to get me some new threads. We all piled in some busted up taxi, and the taxi driver kept staring at R in the rear view mirror, like he was in love with him or something. One of the guys tried to tell the cab driver to back off, because he was making R uneasy, and the cab driver said "I'm not wearing undershorts."

Well, that just freaked all of us out. We tried to play it cool and pretend like we were setting R up with the guy, but really, we just wanted to get out. Best of all, R was so unnerved by the cab driver that he pissed his pants. Got the seat all wet, too, but it soaked in by the time we got to the mall.

I'm not your buddy, pal.

A buddy of mine who works for a record label here basically says this...

You don't accept anything while out in public or if it doesn't come from the label or you manager. The last thing you want is someone saying "You stole one of my songs". Virtually all artists won't accept tapes or cds.

Back in the day when I worked for a show that aired on TNN our policy was don't bother the artist and no music submissions. It was a fireable offense... and rightfully so.

That lawyer should get some shiat over that little stunt.

Oh yeah, I'll bet that was digital piss...

My demo is adult women. R. Kelly and I just can't agree.

nolanomad: I'm not your buddy, pal.

I'm not your pal, friend!

Plane Guy: nolanomad: I'm not your buddy, pal.

I'm not your pal, friend!

I'm almost afraid to ruin my (relative) innocence by asking just where the hell that meme came from. I assume it has something to do with Canada...

thatvoiceguy: I'm almost afraid to ruin my (relative) innocence by asking just where the hell that meme came from. I assume it has something to do with Canada...

South Park Season 12 - Episode 4 "Canada on Strike"

The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.

thatvoiceguy - south park

Plane Guy: nolanomad: I'm not your buddy, pal.

I'm not your pal, friend!

I'm not your friend, guy!

Kali-Yuga..... 6 seconds..... :)

This thread needs more Chapelle

sp0rk_of_psychosis: No Ron Artest reference?

For shame.

At least he had the publicity going with that rap-video worthy cracka-smacka-down in the stands.

/Run what ya brung

Patience, I came here for just that reason

Kali-Yuga: I'm not your friend, guy!

I'm not your guy, buddy!

Someone help me out. Who on god's green earth is R. Kelly?

I was just minding my P's and Q's, and R. Kelly comes in.

//Got nuthin

thatvoiceguy: Plane Guy: nolanomad: I'm not your buddy, pal.

I'm not your pal, friend!

I'm almost afraid to ruin my (relative) innocence by asking just where the hell that meme came from. I assume it has something to do with Canada...

Actually, I think it's a Dane Cook reference taken from a joke that only preschoolers and other people who think the word "gaylord" is funny in and of itself.

I could, of course, be wrong. ,

/,

I left something out of that sentence.

It probably wasn't a comma.

A Shambling Mound: Actually, I think it's a Dane Cook South Park reference

I saw it on south park, but it didn't have "pal" in it. It was a three way joke between friend, buddy, and guy.

I met Dane Cook back in 1996 when he was a gaylord hot dog vendor. We tried to get an autograph from R. Kelly who was getting in a cab with Mr. Van Houten. Then I peed on Dane Cook with deadly force.

/nuthin

I met R. Kelly back in 1996, when he was still playing on the Atlantic City Seagulls basketball team.

I had the entire starting lineup in my ass, heading for the Hamilton strippers Mall. One of the guys said,
"Don't you know who you got in yo' cab? 'Dis be R. Kelly!!!"

I looked him over and said, "Nah... Are you some sort of crapper?"

an he says " i 'm a rapper not a crapper "

Then he peed in my cab.