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(Billboard) Cool Tori Amos is now the new artist to break from the shackles of the music industry and to go independent: She is, however, expected to keep her absorbed, self-aggrandizing personality intact   (billboard.com) divider line 18
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RocketRod [TotalFark] 2008-06-02 04:06:01 PM  
Didn't she die from eating an unsafe amount Pop Rocks and CocaCola in one sitting?

Or is that Mikey?

 
stpauler 2008-06-02 04:22:05 PM  
I guess she was getting sick of being raped by Epic.


/Ooh, that's bad.

 
eabod 2008-06-02 04:36:20 PM  
Oh man... the major record labels are so farked. It's a catch-22. Essentially the only thing they're still any good at is marketing. So if they succeed at mass-marketing an artist, the artist has name recognition and no longer needs the major label. They can ditch the record label and make more money as an independent without having to try and sell 8 billion records to recoup all that overhead cost.

 
BobtheFascist 2008-06-02 05:07:21 PM  
Well, shiat. It's easy to go indie once you've already made it.

 
Axiomatic 2008-06-02 05:16:55 PM  
BobtheFascist: Well, shiat. It's easy to go indie once you've already made it.

Yeah but the more that go "indie" make the death of the RIAA come sooner. So please support your indie artist of choice!

 
Uzzah 2008-06-02 07:39:03 PM  
I like her to play my junk like she plays the piano, all intense and hunched over and sweaty and eveything. But I certainly wouldn't want to have to talk to her afterwards. She's the perfectly wrong mixture of hippie new-age spiritual bullshiat and just plain-ol' crazy. It'd be like listening to Margo Kidder reading you the Baghadvad-Gita.

/did I just catch a faint whiff of Dennis Miller there?

 
id209 2008-06-02 07:50:18 PM  
everythingtori.com

i29.tinypic.com

 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark] 2008-06-02 07:59:05 PM  
She is very fond of her twat.

 
OMGlookatthat_HUGE_P_HOLE 2008-06-02 08:07:15 PM  
As long as she never does anything like this again. Please do NOT ruin metal byotch!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dhO9irkPH2E

 
Thosw 2008-06-02 08:54:01 PM  
"I quit dating college chicks because I got tired of pretending to give a shiat about Tori Amos."

 
ElRonHubbardsBalls 2008-06-02 09:22:01 PM  
www.toriamoslikesslaphappyporn.com

 
WhyteRaven74 [TotalFark] 2008-06-02 09:32:31 PM  
For those saying you need record labels to make it, name Fugazi ring any bells?

 
kivelo 2008-06-02 09:57:38 PM  
www.hostdump.com

 
NYZooMan 2008-06-02 11:00:58 PM  
Hey, she started the woman pianist crotch shooting the audience trend.

 
Martstar 2008-06-03 12:46:19 AM  
Uzzah: She's the perfectly wrong mixture of hippie new-age spiritual bullshiat and just plain-ol' crazy. It'd be like listening to Margo Kidder reading you the Baghadvad-Gita.

/did I just catch a faint whiff of Dennis Miller there?


Bravo! That is definitely in the Miller style, but executed flawlessly.

/Well, except for misspelling Bhagavad-Gita, but that's forgivable
//Have a copy on the shelf in front of me
///Have read very little of it
////Waiting for Margot Kidder to come over, perhaps?

 
brandied 2008-06-03 06:56:46 AM  
I enjoy her voice, and many of her lyrics.

That is all...

 
gren713 2008-06-03 08:56:42 AM  
I enjoy her music, who cares which label she is with?

 
sirgeoph 2008-06-03 10:53:56 AM  
She and Reznor are good friends, right? Makes sense that she's doing it too.

 
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