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(Contact Music) Sad Kurt Cobain's ashes stolen from Courtney Love's home: It was kept in a heart-shaped box and it contained mostly gun powder   (contactmusic.com) divider line 37
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Diogenes [TotalFark] 2008-06-02 10:59:10 AM  
A) Psycho fan?
B) Thief who intends to sell them?
C) Courtney snorted him without realizing?

 
ksparrothd [TotalFark] 2008-06-02 11:02:16 AM  
great headline

Hey dude....nice shot.

 
SushiJoe [TotalFark] 2008-06-02 11:04:37 AM  
Diogenes: A) Psycho fan?
B) Thief who intends to sell them?
C) Courtney snorted him without realizing?


get out of my head

 
KnightsCross 2008-06-02 11:05:07 AM  
"I can't believe anyone would take Kurt's ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I'm suicidal. If I don't get them back I don't know what I'll do."

Yea right she wouldn't do us all that big of a favor

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2008-06-02 11:15:12 AM  
SushiJoe: get out of my head

We're all thinking it. I just got there first. ;-)

*****

Question: Is there enough viable genetic material in ashes to ID someone? (would think not)

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2008-06-02 11:29:44 AM  
They found the perp:

www.iorr.org

Dat some good ashes, right thair, matey

 
Tom_Slick [TotalFark] 2008-06-02 11:44:50 AM  
KnightsCross: "I can't believe anyone would take Kurt's ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I'm suicidal. If I don't get them back I don't know what I'll do."

Yea right she wouldn't do us all that big of a favor


One could only be so hopeful.

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2008-06-02 12:03:08 PM  
Wonder if its not another attention-whoring lie from courtney again, remember a few weeks ago she claimed soemone was using kurt's credit card... turned out it was bs

 
xanadian [TotalFark] 2008-06-02 12:06:44 PM  
Diogenes: A) Psycho fan?
B) Thief who intends to sell them?
C) Courtney snorted him without realizing?


This is Fark. The answer is always "C."

 
Kome [TotalFark] 2008-06-02 12:51:47 PM  
Gun powder? I'm surprised it wasn't coke.

 
swahnhennessy 2008-06-02 01:22:59 PM  
That's pretty f*cked up. I don't care what you think about Courtney Love, you don't steal the ashes from the widow. Scumbag.

 
fenrael23 2008-06-02 01:26:59 PM  
swahnhennessy: That's pretty f*cked up. I don't care what you think about Courtney Love, you don't steal the ashes from the widow his murderer. Scumbag.

ftfy
/obligatory
//tinfoil hat

 
mhd 2008-06-02 01:45:12 PM  
D) a very confused cricket fan

 
JustFarkingGreat 2008-06-02 01:48:11 PM  
FTA:
"I can't believe anyone would take Kurt's ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I'm suicidal. If I don't get them back I don't know what I'll do."

First, you use heroin during your daughter's pregnancy, then act like a farking asshat of a parent for the next 16 years. Now, you're saying your suicidal. Did you ever farking think of your daughter, Courtney, and the fact that she's had to live with the fact that her father already offed himself when she was only 2? What a selfish, untalented whore. I know that having Kurt's ashes stolen is tragic, but I don't think invoking suicide is going to help the situation or convince anyone to give them back any sooner. If there's anyone who should understand the pain associated when you lose a loved one like that, it's her. I guess she didn't farking learn a thing

 
Young Rory Calhoun 2008-06-02 02:46:04 PM  
time to start my website, smokesomekurt.com

 
Whatthefark 2008-06-02 02:58:06 PM  
biatch probably traded them for some smack and now that she's come down she feels bad for doing it.

 
GonzoNihilist 2008-06-02 02:59:18 PM  
swahnhennessy
That's pretty f*cked up. I don't care what you think about Courtney Love, you don't steal the ashes from the widow. Scumbag.

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

 
madmann [TotalFark] 2008-06-02 03:19:10 PM  
She kept his ashes in a handbag?

Even in death, she's gotta walk around with his nuts in her purse.

/Fark him.
/Fark her.
/Fark the alleged thief.
/Not a gram of talent spread among the three of them.

 
John Buck 41 2008-06-02 03:19:20 PM  
FTA "I can't believe anyone would take Kurt's ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I'm suicidal.

That'd kinda complete the circle, eh?

 
therumblefish 2008-06-02 03:20:00 PM  
At first I was like "If that is true it's pretty sick and I disapprove".

Then I read that she's suicidal over it and now I'm like "Let me buy the guy that stole those ashes a drink"

 
DeathByGeekSquad 2008-06-02 03:28:28 PM  
"I can't believe anyone would take Kurt's ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I'm suicidal. If I don't get them back I don't know what I'll do."

Honestly, I think that is more of an incentive for the thief to keep them than to return them...

 
J. Frank Parnell 2008-06-02 03:31:43 PM  
Bah. She always shows up after and gets all weepy. Maybe she should try taking care of things while they're still around.

 
Jonny17 2008-06-02 04:09:21 PM  
JustFarkingGreat: FTA:
"I can't believe anyone would take Kurt's ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I'm suicidal. If I don't get them back I don't know what I'll do."

First, you use heroin during your daughter's pregnancy, then act like a farking asshat of a parent for the next 16 years. Now, you're saying your suicidal. Did you ever farking think of your daughter, Courtney, and the fact that she's had to live with the fact that her father already offed himself when she was only 2? What a selfish, untalented whore. I know that having Kurt's ashes stolen is tragic, but I don't think invoking suicide is going to help the situation or convince anyone to give them back any sooner. If there's anyone who should understand the pain associated when you lose a loved one like that, it's her. I guess she didn't farking learn a thing


This is unfortunately the truth. Fark Courtney. She's a shiat parent and deserves nothing but contempt.

But stealing the ashes is pretty low though. A curse on the scumbag who did that.

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2008-06-02 04:19:25 PM  
HappyHarryHardOn: Datd some good ashes, right thair, matey

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2008-06-02 04:22:47 PM  
madmann: /Fark him.
/Fark her.
/Fark the alleged thief.
/Not a gram of talent spread among the three of them.


Untrue. I won't argue Nirvana was getting an overrated play, but he could write songs and sing them well enough. But... that's all opinion.

Now, the thief? Well, he got away with the ashes, so he is apparently rather talented.

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2008-06-02 04:29:43 PM  
wasn't getting an overrated amount of play...

 
Calcartman [TotalFark] 2008-06-02 04:45:45 PM  
As a believer that the good die young and pricks live forever, im not suprised that a prick stole his ashes.

/would be even less suprised if she sold them
//or lost them
///or threw them out

 
zvoidx 2008-06-02 05:01:44 PM  
She probably had the ashes killed, too.

 
Jedekai 2008-06-02 05:08:32 PM  
I think it's suicide, not murder that sent that whiny-preening-attention-whored-douchebag-of-biblical-proportions
Wonderful Musician to the big Methadone clinic in the sky:

You'd off yourself, too, if you were married to The Thing That Will Not Die.

/As usual: the best member of the band... Was the drummer.

 
Lizardking 2008-06-02 05:42:27 PM  
Nirvana. The band that made me a fan of the 12 gauge shotgun.

Kill yourself Courtney. Give Francis a shot at growing up semi normal

 
liberalish 2008-06-02 06:00:33 PM  
My ex-gf's sister-in-law is Love's personal assistant.

/kick, etc.
//not really, still don't care... seems like a dick move though, stealin' a dead guy and all.

 
Nhojwolfe [TotalFark] 2008-06-02 09:45:51 PM  
Tom_Slick: KnightsCross: "I can't believe anyone would take Kurt's ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I'm suicidal. If I don't get them back I don't know what I'll do."

Yea right she wouldn't do us all that big of a favor

One could only be so hopeful.



So the theif did us all a favor including Kirk who more than likley wanted to be as far as he could be from the whole.

 
themoogle 2008-06-02 11:51:14 PM  
Nice! She might off herself.

 
T-Luv 2008-06-03 12:22:17 AM  
If the thief was smart, they would have taken the ashes and just replaced them with some other ashes. She would ahve been none the wiser.

 
jim-jim 2008-06-03 11:05:01 AM  
Hey Courtney, there's an electrician in the other room that would like to have a word with you....

 
FelineMommy27 [TotalFark] 2008-06-04 06:31:40 PM  
SushiJoe: Diogenes: A) Psycho fan?
B) Thief who intends to sell them?
C) Courtney snorted him without realizing?

get out of my head


Damn hivemind.zvoidx: She probably had the ashes killed, too.

Winnar!1!

 
MN2 2008-06-05 11:28:13 PM  
T-Luv: If the thief was smart, they would have taken the ashes and just replaced them with some other ashes. She would ahve been none the wiser.

Did ya see this?

"...right now I'm suicidal."

uhmm... Your dune et rung

 
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