A) Psycho fan?
B) Thief who intends to sell them?
C) Courtney snorted him without realizing?

great headline

Hey dude....nice shot.

Diogenes: A) Psycho fan?
B) Thief who intends to sell them?
C) Courtney snorted him without realizing?

get out of my head

"I can't believe anyone would take Kurt's ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I'm suicidal. If I don't get them back I don't know what I'll do."

Yea right she wouldn't do us all that big of a favor

SushiJoe: get out of my head

We're all thinking it. I just got there first. ;-)

*****

Question: Is there enough viable genetic material in ashes to ID someone? (would think not)

They found the perp:



Dat some good ashes, right thair, matey

KnightsCross: "I can't believe anyone would take Kurt's ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I'm suicidal. If I don't get them back I don't know what I'll do."

Yea right she wouldn't do us all that big of a favor

One could only be so hopeful.

Wonder if its not another attention-whoring lie from courtney again, remember a few weeks ago she claimed soemone was using kurt's credit card... turned out it was bs

Diogenes: A) Psycho fan?
B) Thief who intends to sell them?
C) Courtney snorted him without realizing?

This is Fark. The answer is always "C."

Gun powder? I'm surprised it wasn't coke.

That's pretty f*cked up. I don't care what you think about Courtney Love, you don't steal the ashes from the widow. Scumbag.

swahnhennessy: That's pretty f*cked up. I don't care what you think about Courtney Love, you don't steal the ashes from the widow his murderer. Scumbag.

ftfy
/obligatory
//tinfoil hat

D) a very confused cricket fan

FTA:
"I can't believe anyone would take Kurt's ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I'm suicidal. If I don't get them back I don't know what I'll do."

First, you use heroin during your daughter's pregnancy, then act like a farking asshat of a parent for the next 16 years. Now, you're saying your suicidal. Did you ever farking think of your daughter, Courtney, and the fact that she's had to live with the fact that her father already offed himself when she was only 2? What a selfish, untalented whore. I know that having Kurt's ashes stolen is tragic, but I don't think invoking suicide is going to help the situation or convince anyone to give them back any sooner. If there's anyone who should understand the pain associated when you lose a loved one like that, it's her. I guess she didn't farking learn a thing

time to start my website, smokesomekurt.com

biatch probably traded them for some smack and now that she's come down she feels bad for doing it.

swahnhennessy
That's pretty f*cked up. I don't care what you think about Courtney Love, you don't steal the ashes from the widow. Scumbag.

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

She kept his ashes in a handbag?

Even in death, she's gotta walk around with his nuts in her purse.

/Fark him.
/Fark her.
/Fark the alleged thief.
/Not a gram of talent spread among the three of them.

FTA "I can't believe anyone would take Kurt's ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I'm suicidal.

That'd kinda complete the circle, eh?

At first I was like "If that is true it's pretty sick and I disapprove".

Then I read that she's suicidal over it and now I'm like "Let me buy the guy that stole those ashes a drink"

"I can't believe anyone would take Kurt's ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I'm suicidal. If I don't get them back I don't know what I'll do."

Honestly, I think that is more of an incentive for the thief to keep them than to return them...

Bah. She always shows up after and gets all weepy. Maybe she should try taking care of things while they're still around.

JustFarkingGreat: FTA:
"I can't believe anyone would take Kurt's ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I'm suicidal. If I don't get them back I don't know what I'll do."

First, you use heroin during your daughter's pregnancy, then act like a farking asshat of a parent for the next 16 years. Now, you're saying your suicidal. Did you ever farking think of your daughter, Courtney, and the fact that she's had to live with the fact that her father already offed himself when she was only 2? What a selfish, untalented whore. I know that having Kurt's ashes stolen is tragic, but I don't think invoking suicide is going to help the situation or convince anyone to give them back any sooner. If there's anyone who should understand the pain associated when you lose a loved one like that, it's her. I guess she didn't farking learn a thing

This is unfortunately the truth. Fark Courtney. She's a shiat parent and deserves nothing but contempt.

But stealing the ashes is pretty low though. A curse on the scumbag who did that.

HappyHarryHardOn: Datd some good ashes, right thair, matey

madmann: /Fark him.
/Fark her.
/Fark the alleged thief.
/Not a gram of talent spread among the three of them.

Untrue. I won't argue Nirvana was getting an overrated play, but he could write songs and sing them well enough. But... that's all opinion.

Now, the thief? Well, he got away with the ashes, so he is apparently rather talented.

wasn't getting an overrated amount of play...

As a believer that the good die young and pricks live forever, im not suprised that a prick stole his ashes.

/would be even less suprised if she sold them
//or lost them
///or threw them out

She probably had the ashes killed, too.

I think it's suicide, not murder that sent that whiny-preening-attention-whored-douchebag-of-biblical-proportions
Wonderful Musician to the big Methadone clinic in the sky:

You'd off yourself, too, if you were married to The Thing That Will Not Die.

/As usual: the best member of the band... Was the drummer.

Nirvana. The band that made me a fan of the 12 gauge shotgun.

Kill yourself Courtney. Give Francis a shot at growing up semi normal

My ex-gf's sister-in-law is Love's personal assistant.

/kick, etc.
//not really, still don't care... seems like a dick move though, stealin' a dead guy and all.

Tom_Slick: KnightsCross: "I can't believe anyone would take Kurt's ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I'm suicidal. If I don't get them back I don't know what I'll do."

Yea right she wouldn't do us all that big of a favor

One could only be so hopeful.


So the theif did us all a favor including Kirk who more than likley wanted to be as far as he could be from the whole.

Nice! She might off herself.

If the thief was smart, they would have taken the ashes and just replaced them with some other ashes. She would ahve been none the wiser.

Hey Courtney, there's an electrician in the other room that would like to have a word with you....

SushiJoe: Diogenes: A) Psycho fan?
B) Thief who intends to sell them?
C) Courtney snorted him without realizing?

get out of my head

Damn hivemind.zvoidx: She probably had the ashes killed, too.

Winnar!1!

T-Luv: If the thief was smart, they would have taken the ashes and just replaced them with some other ashes. She would ahve been none the wiser.

Did ya see this?

"...right now I'm suicidal."

uhmm... Your dune et rung