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(Sports by Brooks) Stupid New England Patriots now combing high schools for talent; Cheerleading talent that is   (sportsbybrooks.com) divider line 45
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Dirtball 2008-06-02 11:28:15 AM  
Get 'em before they bleed, that's the New England way.

 
benlonghair [TotalFark] 2008-06-02 11:39:41 AM  
GIS it does nothing :(

/does this mean I need to pick aisle or window?

 
Yanks_RSJ 2008-06-02 12:19:23 PM  
Nestea Plunge: O'RLY?

What team did Clemens play for when he was banging a 14-year-old?

 
bulldg4life [TotalFark] 2008-06-02 12:31:59 PM  
Yanks_RSJ: Nestea Plunge: O'RLY?

What team did Clemens play for when he was banging a 14-year-old?


well, that joke backfired on him

 
MasterThief [TotalFark] 2008-06-02 12:44:02 PM  
This thread is useless without cheerleader pictures.

 
HulkHands [TotalFark] 2008-06-02 12:44:59 PM  
Dating young girls before they become country stars is a Texan institution.

 
Go Fast Turn Left [TotalFark] 2008-06-02 02:18:40 PM  
MasterThief: This thread is useless without cheerleader pictures.

That.

 
teke184 2008-06-02 02:23:09 PM  
The Patriots' high-school cheerleader talent scout:

 
Seymour's Fat Lady 2008-06-02 02:24:00 PM  
www.80stees.com

"I've been combing the high schools all day."

 
teke184 2008-06-02 02:25:07 PM  
teke184: The Patriots' high-school cheerleader talent scout:

Stupid GeoCities linking...

www.luminomagazine.com

 
kennedy311 2008-06-02 02:25:37 PM  
bulldg4life: Yanks_RSJ: Nestea Plunge: O'RLY?

What team did Clemens play for when he was banging a 14-year-old?

well, that joke backfired on him


That's the first thing I thought of, too.

Bostowned.

 
emocomputerjock 2008-06-02 02:27:08 PM  
benlonghair: GIS it does nothing :(

/does this mean I need to pick aisle or window?


It only means you need to take a seat over there.

 
CRogers79 2008-06-02 02:27:45 PM  
Because I'm too lazy to add a fancy graphic -

THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICS

 
H31N0US 2008-06-02 02:30:36 PM  
Nestea Plunge: O'RLY?

I don't think you thought your cunning retort all the way through.

 
hockeyfarker [TotalFark] 2008-06-02 02:33:09 PM  
There's never been a thread that's been MORE relevant to my interests

 
priestrape 2008-06-02 02:37:07 PM  
High school cheerleaders....completely responsible for my inability to stand up during geometry class.

 
Alien5151 2008-06-02 02:48:36 PM  
So...where exactly is the scandal in this? I assume the girl in question must be 18, so wouldn't it be more scandalous for her to have dropped out of school?

 
BlaineIsAPain 2008-06-02 02:48:51 PM  
I went to high school with one of the Pats cheerleaders. She was actually my neighbor for a while too.

Pics:
cachemediasrv.patriots.com

cachemediasrv.patriots.com

 
priestrape 2008-06-02 02:49:53 PM  
....and, really, no jokes involving Belichick's video camera? Weaksauce

 
tommyl66 2008-06-02 02:50:10 PM  
I'll save 'em some time and let them know they can avoid King Philip High. Actually, all the Hockomock schools would be pretty useless. Unless they need some bigger girls for the bottom of the pyramids or something...

 
tdpatriots12 2008-06-02 02:50:28 PM  
I don't really see the problem, except with this thread, where the fark are the cheerleader pics?

i28.tinypic.com

 
elvisbloom [TotalFark] 2008-06-02 02:56:39 PM  
Here is a cheerleader:

www.cybersalt.org

 
priestrape 2008-06-02 03:00:30 PM  
elvisbloom: Here is a cheerleader linebacker:

 
hokiebuckeye 2008-06-02 03:01:57 PM  
elvisbloom: Here is a cheerleader:

Holy shiat, that's scary.

 
burber 2008-06-02 03:10:14 PM  
priestrape: High school cheerleaders....completely responsible for my inability to stand up during geometry class.

Too many right angles?

 
cubsfan07 2008-06-02 03:13:59 PM  
I believe the correct picture you're looking for is:


img178.imageshack.us


/"the f*ck are robster craws?"

 
teke184 2008-06-02 03:18:43 PM  
cubsfan07: I believe the correct picture you're looking for is:

/"the f*ck are robster craws?"


Yep...

That's the one I tried earlier but GeoCities was uncooperative.

 
priestrape 2008-06-02 03:28:29 PM  
burber: priestrape: High school cheerleaders....completely responsible for my inability to stand up during geometry class.

Too many right angles?


I have a Pythagorean theorem...IN MY PANTS!

 
emocomputerjock 2008-06-02 03:29:47 PM  
priestrape: burber: priestrape: High school cheerleaders....completely responsible for my inability to stand up during geometry class.

Too many right angles?

I have a Pythagorean theorem...IN MY PANTS!


If I had known it was going to be that kind of party, I would have stuck my compass in the mashed potatoes.

 
cubsfan07 2008-06-02 03:30:36 PM  
teke184: Yep...

That's the one I tried earlier but GeoCities was uncooperative.



That's been sitting on my "Fark pics" thumbdrive forever. First time I got to use it...


img293.imageshack.us

 
Lawn_offit 2008-06-02 03:33:41 PM  
elvisbloom: Here is a cheerleader:

WOW! I'll make a wild guess that she's the base of the pyramid for the rest of the squad.

 
Klippoklondike 2008-06-02 03:34:39 PM  
img397.imageshack.us

img397.imageshack.us

 
jaylectricity [TotalFark] 2008-06-02 04:32:22 PM  
Which one for you fine sirs?

www.nwosu.edu

Legs anyone?

www.youthclassic.org

 
jaylectricity [TotalFark] 2008-06-02 04:50:28 PM  
Or maybe you prefer something more subtle:

i106.photobucket.com

 
Moses To Sandy Koufax 2008-06-02 04:53:46 PM  
For your fapping pleasure


There's no nudity, fyi.

 
toonz 2008-06-02 04:55:53 PM  
elvisbloom: Here is a cheerleader:

back in the 80's when the pats were basically nobodies, that big one COULD have made the squad. Seriously, I was a teenage boy with a pair of binoculars at the games and more than one made me cringe and wonder why Dallas' girls were so much hotter & if Eastern Mass's water was tainted with cream puffs.

You've come a long way, baby!

sportsillustrated.cnn.com

 
elvisbloom [TotalFark] 2008-06-02 05:19:37 PM  
Now there is something worth videotaping from the sidelines!

 
tommyl66 2008-06-02 05:31:43 PM  
toonz: elvisbloom: Here is a cheerleader:

back in the 80's when the pats were basically nobodies, that big one COULD have made the squad. Seriously, I was a teenage boy with a pair of binoculars at the games and more than one made me cringe and wonder why Dallas' girls were so much hotter & if Eastern Mass's water was tainted with cream puffs.

You've come a long way, baby!


I could be wrong, but I don't believe the Patriots had cheerleaders until the early 90's, maybe the last couple years of the 80's. I've been going to games since 86 or 87 (too young to remember exactly) but I remember it was a pretty big deal when they "finally" brought back cheerleaders. Of course, I was too young to appreciate it at the time, but given your dead-on description of the local "talent" around here I guess I didn't miss much...

 
bacccc 2008-06-02 05:56:23 PM  
I haven't seen so much silicone since .... well okay, never.

/cheaters

 
jaylectricity [TotalFark] 2008-06-02 06:42:00 PM  
So much potential wasted. It must be nice weather everywhere the cool farkers live.

 
Likwit 2008-06-02 07:01:19 PM  
There's no brilliant tag?

 
toonz 2008-06-02 07:24:02 PM  
tommyl66:
I could be wrong, but I don't believe the Patriots had cheerleaders until the early 90's, maybe the last couple years of the 80's. I've been going to games since 86 or 87 (too young to remember exactly) but I remember it was a pretty big deal when they "finally" brought back cheerleaders. Of course, I was too young to appreciate it at the time, but given your dead-on description of the local "talent" around here I guess I didn't miss much...


You're right. funny you mention it because i'd forgotten about that. but now i remember being pretty small, 9 yrs old, in the late 70's going to my first game and wondering why the 'stadium' had metal benches like the visitor's bleachers at our local high school and no cheerleaders.

I'm fairly sure the cheerleaders came about by the mid 80's, but years and beers have me hazy on the details (like so many things, unfortunately), so you may be right.

the worst thing was that a couple who sat next to us for a few years in the 90's had a daughter on the squad, not a bad looking girl, and the comments around us sometimes were NOT what a father wanted to hear.

 
simpsonfan 2008-06-02 10:21:32 PM  
Disney parks, where cheerleaders end up working.

Need pics. Cheerleaders, not Disney.

 
ClicheGuevara07 2008-06-02 11:12:00 PM  
jaylectricity: Which one for you fine sirs?



Legs anyone?


Do Not Want, Do Not Want, Want, Want, Do Not Want, Want.

 
natural316 2008-06-03 07:51:12 PM  
elvisbloom: Now there is something worth videotaping from the sidelines!

they did

 
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