Get 'em before they bleed, that's the New England way.

GIS it does nothing :(

/does this mean I need to pick aisle or window?

Nestea Plunge: O'RLY?

What team did Clemens play for when he was banging a 14-year-old?

Yanks_RSJ: Nestea Plunge: O'RLY?

What team did Clemens play for when he was banging a 14-year-old?

well, that joke backfired on him

This thread is useless without cheerleader pictures.

Dating young girls before they become country stars is a Texan institution.

MasterThief: This thread is useless without cheerleader pictures.

That.

The Patriots' high-school cheerleader talent scout:

"I've been combing the high schools all day."

teke184: The Patriots' high-school cheerleader talent scout:

Stupid GeoCities linking...

bulldg4life: Yanks_RSJ: Nestea Plunge: O'RLY?

What team did Clemens play for when he was banging a 14-year-old?

well, that joke backfired on him

That's the first thing I thought of, too.

Bostowned.

benlonghair: GIS it does nothing :(

/does this mean I need to pick aisle or window?

It only means you need to take a seat over there.

Because I'm too lazy to add a fancy graphic -

THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICS

Nestea Plunge: O'RLY?

I don't think you thought your cunning retort all the way through.

There's never been a thread that's been MORE relevant to my interests

High school cheerleaders....completely responsible for my inability to stand up during geometry class.

So...where exactly is the scandal in this? I assume the girl in question must be 18, so wouldn't it be more scandalous for her to have dropped out of school?

I went to high school with one of the Pats cheerleaders. She was actually my neighbor for a while too.

Pics:

....and, really, no jokes involving Belichick's video camera? Weaksauce

I'll save 'em some time and let them know they can avoid King Philip High. Actually, all the Hockomock schools would be pretty useless. Unless they need some bigger girls for the bottom of the pyramids or something...

I don't really see the problem, except with this thread, where the fark are the cheerleader pics?

Here is a cheerleader:

elvisbloom: Here is a cheerleader linebacker:

elvisbloom: Here is a cheerleader:

Holy shiat, that's scary.

priestrape: High school cheerleaders....completely responsible for my inability to stand up during geometry class.

Too many right angles?

I believe the correct picture you're looking for is:





/"the f*ck are robster craws?"

cubsfan07: I believe the correct picture you're looking for is:

/"the f*ck are robster craws?"

Yep...

That's the one I tried earlier but GeoCities was uncooperative.

burber: priestrape: High school cheerleaders....completely responsible for my inability to stand up during geometry class.

Too many right angles?

I have a Pythagorean theorem...IN MY PANTS!

priestrape: burber: priestrape: High school cheerleaders....completely responsible for my inability to stand up during geometry class.

Too many right angles?

I have a Pythagorean theorem...IN MY PANTS!

If I had known it was going to be that kind of party, I would have stuck my compass in the mashed potatoes.

teke184: Yep...

That's the one I tried earlier but GeoCities was uncooperative.


That's been sitting on my "Fark pics" thumbdrive forever. First time I got to use it...

elvisbloom: Here is a cheerleader:

WOW! I'll make a wild guess that she's the base of the pyramid for the rest of the squad.

Which one for you fine sirs?



Legs anyone?

Or maybe you prefer something more subtle:

For your fapping pleasure


There's no nudity, fyi.

elvisbloom: Here is a cheerleader:

back in the 80's when the pats were basically nobodies, that big one COULD have made the squad. Seriously, I was a teenage boy with a pair of binoculars at the games and more than one made me cringe and wonder why Dallas' girls were so much hotter & if Eastern Mass's water was tainted with cream puffs.

You've come a long way, baby!

Now there is something worth videotaping from the sidelines!

toonz: elvisbloom: Here is a cheerleader:

back in the 80's when the pats were basically nobodies, that big one COULD have made the squad. Seriously, I was a teenage boy with a pair of binoculars at the games and more than one made me cringe and wonder why Dallas' girls were so much hotter & if Eastern Mass's water was tainted with cream puffs.

You've come a long way, baby!

I could be wrong, but I don't believe the Patriots had cheerleaders until the early 90's, maybe the last couple years of the 80's. I've been going to games since 86 or 87 (too young to remember exactly) but I remember it was a pretty big deal when they "finally" brought back cheerleaders. Of course, I was too young to appreciate it at the time, but given your dead-on description of the local "talent" around here I guess I didn't miss much...

I haven't seen so much silicone since .... well okay, never.

/cheaters

So much potential wasted. It must be nice weather everywhere the cool farkers live.

There's no brilliant tag?

tommyl66:
I could be wrong, but I don't believe the Patriots had cheerleaders until the early 90's, maybe the last couple years of the 80's. I've been going to games since 86 or 87 (too young to remember exactly) but I remember it was a pretty big deal when they "finally" brought back cheerleaders. Of course, I was too young to appreciate it at the time, but given your dead-on description of the local "talent" around here I guess I didn't miss much...

You're right. funny you mention it because i'd forgotten about that. but now i remember being pretty small, 9 yrs old, in the late 70's going to my first game and wondering why the 'stadium' had metal benches like the visitor's bleachers at our local high school and no cheerleaders.

I'm fairly sure the cheerleaders came about by the mid 80's, but years and beers have me hazy on the details (like so many things, unfortunately), so you may be right.

the worst thing was that a couple who sat next to us for a few years in the 90's had a daughter on the squad, not a bad looking girl, and the comments around us sometimes were NOT what a father wanted to hear.

Disney parks, where cheerleaders end up working.

Need pics. Cheerleaders, not Disney.

jaylectricity: Which one for you fine sirs?



Legs anyone?

Do Not Want, Do Not Want, Want, Want, Do Not Want, Want.

elvisbloom: Now there is something worth videotaping from the sidelines!

they did