repeat. better headline, though.

Somaticasual: repeat. better headline, though.

This is TotalFark. It's not a repeat until it gets greenlit. When that does happen, let the suits know by using the notify options at the bottom of the page.

What an attention whore

maybe she should have taught cpr.

Then, a police officer comes into the room and says, "Just kidding, kids!" and gives a lecture on how stress kills.

Did the kids learn anything from this?

Dibs on the liver.

Guess God decided her usefulness on Earth was at an end.

/no ticket, I'll walk

That's a major win for the teacher's pension fund.

Does this remind anyone else of Stranger Than Fiction?

Did they bar-b-q her head?

Class dismissed.

One less Social Security sponger.

/sorry, no sensitivity here.
//no, I don't care that she was someone's mom or whatever

skittlesring: Does this remind anyone else of Stranger Than Fiction?

What, you mean the video (new window) or the movie?.

/not rickroll

PeaSouper: That's a major win for the teacher's pension fund.

ROTFLMAO

The Grinch: One less Social Security sponger.

/sorry, no sensitivity here.
//no, I don't care that she was someone's mom or whatever

Goes well with your Fark login.

People die all the time sometimes minutes after they do something, why is this so special?

That sucks. My favorite teacher in high school was my health teacher, who I had for one quarter every year. The guy taught life more than the B.S. they put in a textbook, and was one of the most influential educators I ever studied under.

I had him in the first quarter of my senior year. He died of colon cancer a few weeks into the second quarter. Still pisses me off to this day.

That's how I want to go.

/BS
//Wanna go the way John Entwisle went, minus the coke

CygnusDarius

The Grinch: One less Social Security sponger.

/sorry, no sensitivity here.
//no, I don't care that she was someone's mom or whatever

Goes well with your Fark login.

They say I'm a mean one, but really I just advocate safe retirement planning and personal financial responsibility in general.

As for that garlic-in-my-soul bit... well, there was a personal flatulence issue, but that was way back in high school, I didn't think anyone would remember.

The Grinch: One less Social Security sponger.

/sorry, no sensitivity here.
//no, I don't care that she was someone's mom or whatever

Don't get excited....they're not going to lower your taxes any, and there still won't be any left when you retire.

Nick Nostril: That's how I want to go.

/BS
//Wanna go the way John Entwisle went, minus the coke

I used to say I wated to die like Hemmingway. I didn't remembered how Hemmingway died, so I'd rather go like Edgar Allan Poe.

Thank you, CygnusDarius. I love that song/band. That what I was hoping you linked to before I clicked it.

I hope the school sets up some sort of fund in her name, maybe donate that money to her kids, or even a random college grant type thing.

Didn't Charles Schulz (Peanuts) die very shortly after retirement?

The Grinch: They say I'm a mean one, but really I just advocate safe retirement planning and personal financial responsibility in general.

As for that garlic-in-my-soul bit... well, there was a personal flatulence issue, but that was way back in high school, I didn't think anyone would remember.

Ah, then I guessed I erred. Never judged a book by its cover, right?.

Nick Nostril: I used to say I wated to die like Hemmingway. I didn't remembered how Hemmingway died, so I'd rather go like Edgar Allan Poe.

Hemingway stuck a shotgun in his mouth and pulled the trigger. You want to go that way? I don't think so.

planes: Nick Nostril: I used to say I wated to die like Hemmingway. I didn't remembered how Hemmingway died, so I'd rather go like Edgar Allan Poe.

Hemingway stuck a shotgun in his mouth and pulled the trigger. You want to go that way? I don't think so.

but apparently Curt did.

PeaSouper: That's a major win for the teacher's pension fund.



/Sad story :(
//Funny comment :)

rooftop235: I hope the school sets up some sort of fund in her name, maybe donate that money to her kids, or even a random college grant type thing.

Didn't Charles Schulz (Peanuts) die very shortly after retirement?

He died the day before his last strip ran in the paper. Talk about timing.

half-mad-genius: Did they bar-b-q her head?


and if so, what happened to her body?

CygnusDarius: skittlesring: Does this remind anyone else of Stranger Than Fiction?

What, you mean the video (new window) or the movie?.

/not rickroll

I meant the movie. At one point, Emma Thompson's character talks about writing a book where the main character is a teacher who dies on the day before summer vacation.

That is probably how I will go.

/you work and education and it'll get you in the end

PeaSouper: That's a major win for the teacher's pension fund.

you are a hilarious person

+1

planes: Nick Nostril: I used to say I wated to die like Hemmingway. I didn't remembered how Hemmingway died, so I'd rather go like Edgar Allan Poe.

Hemingway stuck a shotgun in his mouth and pulled the trigger. You want to go that way? I don't think so.

Like I said, I'd rather go like Poe (drunk and lying in a ditch).

In fact I don't care how I die, as long as I die happy and knowing I had a satisfying life and that I did little harm to others.

AmericanMensan: That sucks. My favorite teacher in high school was my health teacher, who I had for one quarter every year. The guy taught life more than the B.S. they put in a textbook, and was one of the most influential educators I ever studied under.

I had him in the first quarter of my senior year. He died of colon cancer a few weeks into the second quarter. Still pisses me off to this day.

Imagine how he feels.

I guess God just needed another overweight paperweight.

osucycler: That is probably how I will go.

/you work and education and it'll get you in the end

I thought as a teacher, you gave it in the end. At least thats what all the Florida links around here tell me.

I freaked out for a second there. My favorite HS teacher is retiring this year after 35 years, and we're in the PB Post area. Thank goodness.

Mark Twain waited until he saw Halley's comet, then kicked it.

planes: Nick Nostril: I used to say I wated to die like Hemmingway. I didn't remembered how Hemmingway died, so I'd rather go like Edgar Allan Poe.

Hemingway stuck a shotgun in his mouth and pulled the trigger. You want to go that way? I don't think so.

Yeah he thought he had cancer. Decided to end his life. Autopsy report, no cancer.

Some people die quietly in their sleep like my grandfather. Others died screaming in terror like the guys riding in the car with him.

embrodak_luvs_strongbad: half-mad-genius: Did they bar-b-q her head?


and if so, what happened to her body?

I heard they flushed it down the potty but it could have just been a rumor.

God I wish everyday for this to happen to my 6 grade English teacher.

but did she bang any of her students?

The Grinch
Probably worked harder and longer than your pansy ass ever will, ghey boy.

Daddakamabb: embrodak_luvs_strongbad: half-mad-genius: Did they bar-b-q her head?


and if so, what happened to her body?

I heard they flushed it down the potty but it could have just been a rumor.

that fact has been confirmed.

I_AM_M

The Grinch
Probably worked harder and longer than your pansy ass ever will, ghey boy.

Back again with the "you're gay" responses, eh, Col. Fitts? Grow a goddamned brain already, man, no one cares about you attacking someone that has an opinion if you can't provide a valid one yourself. I've already decimated you in past threads; you aren't worth my time now.

That's terrible.

Jobs are some people's lives.

Sad story. Reminds me of high school. My freshman English teacher retired after about 26 years right after I had her. She passed away about three days later of colon cancer. I was part of her last class of students.

Greenville: Sad story. Reminds me of high school. My freshman English teacher retired after about 26 years right after I had her. She passed away about three days later of colon cancer. I was part of her last class of students.

But how was she when you had her?