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(USA Today) Obvious Sex And The City movie earns $55 million, which will hopefully be donated to help the rising female STD rates & single moms that the show created   (usatoday.com) divider line 267
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Suicidal Writer 2008-06-01 06:25:54 PM  
I've seen it seven times now. I still need a better version. Brits can't bootleg for shiat. It's a great film that should be seen by all forward-thinking Westerners.

 
newsweek 2008-06-01 06:40:13 PM  
Remember gents, if your lady is out watching this movie, she's not out spending your money on shoes.

 
rocinante721 2008-06-01 07:04:17 PM  
Sex And The City movie earns $55 million, which will hopefully be donated to help the rising female STD rates, Cosmo-soaked alcoholics & single moms that the show created

 
UberSmyth 2008-06-01 07:23:30 PM  
Can't be worse than Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

 
fragMasterFlash 2008-06-01 07:24:23 PM  
I demand a copious supply of cougar pics STAT!

 
Atharaenea 2008-06-01 07:24:47 PM  
No one has to be a single mom. It's called an "abortion." If you are morally opposed to that, then maybe you shouldn't be farking.

 
taurusowner 2008-06-01 07:24:48 PM  
newsweek: Remember gents, if your lady is out watching this movie, she's not out spending your money on shoes.

Yet.

 
Klivian 2008-06-01 07:25:22 PM  
UberSmyth

Don't underestimate how sucky chick flicks can be

/haven't seen either
//don't plan on it

 
Braindeath 2008-06-01 07:25:50 PM  
I laughed but do we really need a bunch of threads about this movie?

 
paygun 2008-06-01 07:26:05 PM  
Give it a rest, there's nothing wrong with old whores.

 
MonkeyBoy666 2008-06-01 07:26:07 PM  
UberSmyth: Can't be worse than Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

According to IMDB rankings... yes, yes it is. Especially if you're male.

 
robbiedo 2008-06-01 07:26:08 PM  
Should be a very profitable movie when all is said and done, unless you have net participation, then the movie will be a big money loser for the studio.

 
hovsm 2008-06-01 07:26:53 PM  
My lady finds it boring and out of touch. Thinks the characters are self centered morons. She hated the show and will never watch the movie. She is also hot......I found a good one.

 
MonkeyBoy666 2008-06-01 07:27:11 PM  
paygun: Give it a rest, there's nothing wrong with old whores.

I agree. Just remember to double-wrap the rascal.

 
MonkeyBoy666 2008-06-01 07:28:45 PM  
robbiedo: Should be a very profitable movie when all is said and done, unless you have net participation, then the movie will be a big money loser for the studio.

Based on movie studio & record company accounting, virtually everything they publish is a money loser, at least when it comes time to write checks.

 
vegasj 2008-06-01 07:29:02 PM  
rocinante721: Sex And The City movie earns $55 million, which will hopefully be donated to help the rising female STD rates, Cosmo-soaked alcoholics & single moms that the show created

 
bonnieboodickie 2008-06-01 07:29:12 PM  
Can anyone tell me if this movie is worth seeing. - you had to see it to comment.

 
Dman33 2008-06-01 07:29:26 PM  
Now, I have not seen the movie, however I will suggest that the movie may be the best thing for men in a long time. Just this last weekend I have had 4 girls come up to me in the bar and the last one pretty much begged me to take her home with me. And she was not even a B&T without a ride.

Believe me, I consider myself a rather average looking guy. Having one girl approach me would be considered a good night. 4 approaches in the same night, now that was just silly. I did not start thinking the movie was responsible until I saw the line in front of a theater on my cab ride home from the office today.

Thank you SITC. I probably will never watch the movie, however I believe I am one of your biggest fans.

 
Inaditch 2008-06-01 07:29:41 PM  
UberSmyth: Can't be worse than Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

I should have seen Sex and the City rather than the new Indiana Jones. I know I'd hate Sex and the City. I had some small hope for Indiana Jones. Some small, utterly crushed and lifeless hope...

 
The Grinch 2008-06-01 07:29:42 PM  
newsweek

Remember gents, if your lady is out watching this movie, she's not out spending your money on shoes.

She does need something to do afterward... speaking of which, I read a very interesting article about how the show kickstarted the luxury market simply by giving "implicit permission" to women that it's OK to spend ridiculous amounts of money on nice things and pamper yourself even if you don't have the money. If that's the case, thank god this bullshiatfest is coming to an end.

 
MirandaMM 2008-06-01 07:30:02 PM  
Oh. My. God.

QUIT biatching about this movie and how it ISN'T as great as Indiana Jones. IT'S A CHIC FLICK. I repeat CHIC FLICK. Also, Harrison Ford is OLDER than all these women. So get a grip men. Suck it yourself.

If you don't like it, GTFO and GBTW.

 
specialk111 2008-06-01 07:30:16 PM  
hovsm
Her tits or GTFO

 
182 2008-06-01 07:30:17 PM  
fragMasterFlash: I demand a copious supply of cougar pics STAT!

www.popscribe.com

Let's get this party started!

 
jaharley 2008-06-01 07:30:28 PM  
Profits donated to a good cause? Too, late SJP already said neigh.

 
Mole Man 2008-06-01 07:30:52 PM  
Wait a minute, I thought it was Murphy Brown's fault for the downfall of society.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-06-01 07:31:01 PM  
Atharaenea: No one has to be a single mom. It's called an "abortion." If you are morally opposed to that, then maybe you shouldn't be farking.

What about those that are divorced? Adoption?.

 
Gothmolly 2008-06-01 07:31:09 PM  
As long as this leads to more brazilian waxes and bleached anuses, I wholeheartedly support it.

/remember ladies, your body is never perfect, so keep working on it
//and take facials
///and swallow
////learned this from the shows

 
Wolfmanjames [TotalFark] 2008-06-01 07:31:56 PM  
fragMasterFlash: I demand a copious supply of cougar pics STAT!

animals.nationalgeographic.com
Your wish, etc...

 
poldie 2008-06-01 07:32:08 PM  
> Can anyone tell me if this movie is worth seeing. - you had to see
> it to comment.

Cast your mind back to the 4 weird looking girls you saw in the series 10 years ago, and the dreadful clothes they wore. Now add 10 years. It's like Friends in drag. Time hasn't been kind to that one with a face like a horse, and fashion has only got worse since then. If there was ever an argument for snuff movies, this is it.

 
LadyBinky 2008-06-01 07:32:09 PM  
Right, because all women imitate all media aimed at them. It's the same reason all men are incredibly violent wise-cracking superheroes.

 
skinink 2008-06-01 07:32:27 PM  
I'd rather watch this movie than the just announced sequels being made: Beverly Hills Cop IV, and S. Darko (aka Donnie Darko 2). A second Donnie Darko, that doesn't even involve the original director? I mean, how many time travelers can one family have?

 
RyanWillia 2008-06-01 07:32:41 PM  
Moderator, is subby's mom allowed to cyber-beg on Fark?

 
Atharaenea 2008-06-01 07:33:23 PM  
CygnusDarius: Atharaenea: No one has to be a single mom. It's called an "abortion." If you are morally opposed to that, then maybe you shouldn't be farking.

What about those that are divorced? Adoption?.


The headline refers to the single moms the show created... not divorces that result in single moms.

 
jdawg3k 2008-06-01 07:33:42 PM  
Dman33: .

Dman33: Just this last weekend I have had 4 girls come up to me in the bar and the last one pretty much begged me to take her home with me. And she was not even a B&T without a ride.

and.....?

 
limboslam 2008-06-01 07:33:48 PM  
182: fragMasterFlash: I demand a copious supply of cougar pics STAT!



Let's get this party started!


Ew.

 
FullRoundAction 2008-06-01 07:33:54 PM  
hovsm

You talked to a real, live female? Tell us more!!!

 
MLKtheIV 2008-06-01 07:34:29 PM  
Suicidal Writer is still the worst troll ever. 0/10

 
harryjr 2008-06-01 07:34:33 PM  
I had to post this amazing comment from IMDB:

"When I was a young boy I remember being around women like my mother, grandmother, sister, aunts, cousins, friends. I remembered that women were kind and generous and caring.

As I got older (I am now 27) a peculiar shift in women occurred. For one I started to like them obviously but secondly I noticed that women started to become pompous arrogant divas. I was about 19 when I started to realize that the typical American woman is one of the most spoiled, arrogant, selfish people the world has ever really known. What was the reason for this I wondered.

As I went through college I paid attention to women's behavior whom I went on dates with, whom I dated for long periods, and whom I worked with and was friends with. I notice that most young women are very, very similar and they incorrectly think their "free spirits" when, in fact, their hearts and souls are owned by industry and shallow trinkets. Why? One reason: Movies and TV shows like Sex and the City, People magazine, America's Next Top Model, All things MTV, Celebrities, etc. Suburban white girls who suffer from PPS (Pampered Princess Syndrome) This movie possibly represents all that is wrong with the woman America is producing. It also reflects the pathetic depths to which once proud American men have sank to in order to appease Ms. Princess. This movie celebrates being a high priced whore, what a great message for young women. I thought we were supposed to encourage, "being yourself and having high self esteem" funny really, that women create images for themselves that are the opposite of what they preach.

Why was this movie made? The cast is awful, the plot is non-existent. The message is horrible and the reality is that shows and movies like SATC create a false sense of reality. Any men who are reading this must agree with me. In fact most men I know, that have not been conquered by SATC NYC princesses, decidedly are disappointed with the quality of American women. I must believe it is due to the filth which they idealize, such filth being espoused as the pinnacle of happiness for women in movies like SATC. Unbelievable. I despise this movie with intense passion.

DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN FIRST AND FOREMOST AS A FATHER TO DISSUADE YOUR WIFE AND/OR DAUGHTER FROM SEEING THIS.

How sad it is that American women inwardly wish they lived like the women in SATC. Pathetic."

-whitakeroh

 
paygun 2008-06-01 07:34:40 PM  
182: Let's get this party started!

I bet her twat smells like brake cleaner.

 
vegasj 2008-06-01 07:34:53 PM  
i think i'd rather masturbate with a cheese grater.

 
Inaditch 2008-06-01 07:34:56 PM  
LadyBinky: It's the same reason all men are incredibly violent wise-cracking superheroes.

It's tough being this bad-ass and awesome all the time, but the world needs me.

Yippee Kay Ay, biatches.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-06-01 07:35:24 PM  
Atharaenea: The headline refers to the single moms the show created... not divorces that result in single moms.

Oh. My mistake.

 
asolak 2008-06-01 07:35:32 PM  
do not watch this movie, to much male ass and penis for me

 
Slampig 2008-06-01 07:37:03 PM  
I was dragged out to see the new Sex and the City movie on opening night with my wife. I was also "forced" to watch the show when it was on HBO. I eventually learned to appreciate the show, but I didn't appreciate the movie. As I recall, there was one line that I laughed at that pretty much summarizes the entire movie: The main character is upset, but finally comes out of her shell a bit and makes a stupid pun, and Samantha says "Oh, you made a little joke." I would have been happy with that scene and nothing more.

The worst part is the deal I made with my wife to go see the movie on opening night at 12:01 with her is that she had to go see the new Indiana Jones movie with me the night before. Another mistake.

 
TossedSaladMan 2008-06-01 07:37:49 PM  
Inaditch: UberSmyth: Can't be worse than Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

I should have seen Sex and the City rather than the new Indiana Jones. I know I'd hate Sex and the City. I had some small hope for Indiana Jones. Some small, utterly crushed and lifeless hope...


I really liked the new Indiana Jones.

 
paygun 2008-06-01 07:38:20 PM  
Slampig: I was dragged out to see the new Sex and the City movie on opening night with my wife. I was also "forced" to watch the show when it was on HBO.

Both of those things are your fault.

 
IonBeam2 2008-06-01 07:38:38 PM  
Suicidal Writer: I've seen it seven times now. I still need a better version. Brits can't bootleg for shiat. It's a great film that should be seen by all forward-thinking Westerners.

Why do people get "sex obsessed" and "foward thinking" mixed up so often?

 
gund 2008-06-01 07:38:52 PM  
hovsm: My lady finds it boring and out of touch. Thinks the characters are self centered morons. She hated the show and will never watch the movie. She is also hot......I found a good one.

My god, do you have to go to the gym in 26 minutes too? Every farking fark thread has to have some douchebag talk about how cool and anti-establishment his SO is.

 
vegasj 2008-06-01 07:40:39 PM  
Unintelligible exclamation: Any man who goes to see this movie needs to turn in his penis.

not fair. I'll watch this once it;s on DVD... you always need to know how the other side thinks. always.


 
paygun 2008-06-01 07:41:07 PM  
gund:
My god, do you have to go to the gym in 26 minutes too? Every farking fark thread has to have some douchebag talk about how cool and anti-establishment his SO is.


Give him a break. It's the only consolation he has to get him through the times when she's blasting him in the ass with a strap on.

 
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