Political parties will grab at whatever they can to try and discredit rival candidates. Film at 11.

The Democrat Party has tossed away the election. There is still time to read the signs and nominate Hillary. She at least has a chance. Obama is purely unelectable. How many controversies is it going to take for The Democrat Party to realize Americans aren't going to go that far out on a limb? There is already a feeling amongst some that Obama will enact some sort of crypto racial policies. This is like nominating Kennedy if he was a member of Opus Dei.

The real problems with Obama

Obama and American shock

Why you like Obama

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.



This is one sex tape I don't want to see.

This has been a rumor for so long that if one eventually surfaces, I'm going to be forced to assume it's fake and inspect it for evidence. A few months is ample time for a video to be faked. If they'd actually come out with one when the rumors actually STARTED then I'd be much more inclined to believe it.

As is, I suspect it's nothing more than hot air without even a faked video at the moment.

Vote Republican in 2008 and let's see just how far they can go.

Concern troll is concerned.

Suicidal Writer: The Democrat Party has tossed away the election.

It's "Democratic" party. Is it really that hard for you to understand?

Oh like Shrillary and her entire half of the party isn't farking drooling over it too. In fact, that makes like 75% of America that's dying to see the video tomorrow.

Suicidal Writer: The Democrat Party has tossed away the election. There is still time to read the signs and nominate Hillary. She at least has a chance. Obama is purely unelectable. How many controversies is it going to take for The Democrat Party to realize Americans aren't going to go that far out on a limb? There is already a feeling amongst some that Obama will enact some sort of crypto racial policies. This is like nominating Kennedy if he was a member of Opus Dei.

The real problems with Obama

Obama and American shock

Why you like Obama

Yes, and I am sure no-one has a problem with electing Hillary, right?

Oh, and this site is a right-wing propagandafest. Wow.

Well?...let's see the damn thing already. What is this? A prom night tease?

GaryPDX: Well?...let's see the damn thing already. What is this? A prom night tease?

The video will not be released to the public. Here's a still:

I understand that this video also contains footage of Michelle Obama having tea with Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster. Oddly enough, they also blame "whitey" for their problems.

I'm voting for Republicans in 08 because they've been doing a spectacular job for the past 8 years, and I'd like to remain free of the horrors the Democrat Party used to visit on our great nation when they held power.

muslim_pakistani_guy:
Yes, and I am sure no-one has a problem with electing Hillary, right?

Not enough to make her unelectable. It would be a competitive election, but should have been the easiest since Johnson vs. Goldwater. She wouldn't blow McCain out the water, but the pro-woman and anti-Republican vote would be enough to counteract the sexist and anti-Clinton vote.

That's great strategy, there Republicans. Release it after he's all but secured the nomination and months before the general election. It'll hurt him soooo bad!

/i'm guessing it doesn't exist.

Michelle Obama is running for president?

Suicidal Writer: the sexist and anti-Clinton vote.

Yeah, dude, tell me one reason Hillary is better than Obama, except for these

1) She is a woman. GIRL POWER! YAY!
2) She is white
3) She was the wife of the President.

CravenMorehead: Suicidal Writer: The Democrat Party has tossed away the election.

It's "Democratic" party. Is it really that hard for you to understand?

Which is short for the "Democraticalicious" party.

Ron Paul Revere: More in the link.

The Onion, dead-on accurate yet again. It's just farking horrifying.

muslim_pakistani_guy:

Yeah, dude, tell me one reason Hillary is better than Obama, except for these

1) She is a woman. GIRL POWER! YAY!
2) She is white
3) She was the wife of the President.

She is not better than Obama. Those three items you listed are what work in her favor. Obama is actually the better candidate for the country, but the country won't elect him.

NO! She said:

"Them crakkah ass whities."

Big diff

How come I have the feeling that the writer of that article is a hillis44.org contributor?

/Oh yeah, it was the "how the DNC rules committee vote yesterday to pretty much spit in the face of democracy when the split Florida's delegates" line.
//Author isn't biased at all. Nope, no way. Not biased.

Suicidal Writer: She is not better than Obama. Those three items you listed are what work in her favor. Obama is actually the better candidate for the country, but the country won't elect him.

And you have no problem with this? Don't you think something should be done to change this wrong instead of just accepting it?


"Cowardice asks the question, 'Is it safe?' Expediency asks the question, 'Is it politic?' Vanity asks the question, 'Is it popular?' But, conscience asks the question, 'Is it right?' And there comes a time when one must take a position that is neither safe, nor politic, nor popular, but one must take it because one's conscience tells one that is right."

-- Martin Luther King, Jr.

But I guess MLK isn't probably worth listening to either because he is black, right?

Snarfangel: CravenMorehead: Suicidal Writer: The Democrat Party has tossed away the election.

It's "Democratic" party. Is it really that hard for you to understand?

Which is short for the "Democraticalicious" party.

awwww, isn't that cute - a moron being a moron. at least you're consistent

Suicidal Writer: There is already a feeling amongst some that Obama will enact some sort of crypto racial policies.

Yeah, among the paranoid. Southern strategy rides again!

Fluctuations.

The Michelle Obama "Whitey won't fight for Black America" video has been released. Vid.

So the so-called journalists are using common Fark straw man tactics, now? It doesn't even matter if the tape exists or not. They can just make something up and then assign theoretical "responses" from the Obama campaign.

???

/never actually saw it

flucto: Oh like Shrillary and her entire half of the party isn't farking drooling over it too. In fact, that makes like 75% of America that's dying to see the video tomorrow.

Drooling over it? Heck, I wouldn't put it past her supporters to have cooked the entire thing UP.

muslim_pakistani_guy: 2) She is white

And that's the one they're really flacking HARD. Shameful. The line is basically "rural white people won't vote for a black guy," with the FUD guns on 11. But somehow that's NOT supposed to be insulting to white people?

Craziness.

Donald_McRonald: The Michelle Obama "Whitey won't fight for Black America" video has been released. Vid.

Your farkin parents sued us...

But you guys won... excellent

/listening to Try Suicide

WFern: You know what? It's a little hard not to feel bitter when some of the Fark admins reject my entries about a lawsuit against Rupert Murdoch headquarters or a Ford Motor controversy in favor of the fourth baseless "Obama is a racist" headline in the past two days.

To be fair, we on TotalFark really enjoyed those submissions.

Action Replay Nick: I'm voting for Republicans in 08 because they've been doing a spectacular job for the past 8 years, and I'd like to remain free of the horrors the Democrat Party used to visit on our great nation when they held power.

I'm taking that as sarcasm because you can't possibly be serious.

If everyone is so starved for controversy, what happened to McCain taking money directly from the people who were testifying for the committee he chaired?

I can't follow American politics because I refuse to watch Entertainment Tonight, Access Hollywood, and TMZ

/meanwhile no one has advanced any policy dicussions
//interesting since there is a scheduled cash-flow crisis within 1 decade that would push the Federal government into bankruptcy

WFern: You know what? It's a little hard not to feel bitter when some of the Fark admins reject my entries about a lawsuit against Rupert Murdoch headquarters or a Ford Motor controversy in favor of the fourth baseless "Obama is a racist" headline in the past two days.

They greenlight what generates discussion, or is funny. I am not interested in either of those subjects you mentioned.

WFern: You know what? It's a little hard not to feel bitter when some of the Fark admins reject my entries about a lawsuit against Rupert Murdoch headquarters or a Ford Motor controversy in favor of the fourth baseless "Obama is a racist" headline in the past two days.

if you think YOU'RE having a bad week, imagine the hellish weekend Hillary must be having right now.

FTA: Everyone thought the Florida presidential election in 2000 was flawed but at least the thievery then was nothing comparing to the outright stealing of votes by the DNC rules yesterday.

Seriously, WTF??!?

That people actually believe there is a tape out there where she is ranting about 'whitey' says quite a bit.

About those who believe such things, that is.

TheCid: This has been a rumor for so long that if one eventually surfaces, I'm going to be forced to assume it's fake and inspect it for evidence.

Might want to tap the brakes there. If it exists, it probably is real. Let's face it, there is no need to play your trump card unless and until you have to.

Timing tomorrow would be very Clintonesque - after getting hosed on Florida and especially Michigan, expect a move toward scorched earth.

/was hoping we could save this for the general election dammit.
//swift boaters warming up in the bullpen?

JerseyTim: GaryPDX: Well?...let's see the damn thing already. What is this? A prom night tease?

The video will not be released to the public. Here's a still:

Where the hell did you get that picure!? Took me a second to figure out what the hell it was....now i'm creeped out.

Also, this is the lulz:

Young Hillary Clinton (new window)

WFern: You know what? It's a little hard not to feel bitter when some of the Fark admins reject my entries about a lawsuit against Rupert Murdoch headquarters or a Ford Motor controversy in favor of the fourth baseless "Obama is a racist" headline in the past two days.

Its also interesting that the trolls seem to be multiplying rapidly all of a sudden. That other thread was nuts. All those times that Fark referenced that Hillary site seems to have lead them here.

But remember: these kinds of threads get alot of comments and clicks, so in the end that's what matters.

Weaver95: Where the hell did you get that picure!? Took me a second to figure out what the hell it was....now i'm creeped out.

It's from a hell of a thread.

NeverDrunk23: WFern: You know what? It's a little hard not to feel bitter when some of the Fark admins reject my entries about a lawsuit against Rupert Murdoch headquarters or a Ford Motor controversy in favor of the fourth baseless "Obama is a racist" headline in the past two days.

Its also interesting that the trolls seem to be multiplying rapidly all of a sudden. That other thread was nuts. All those times that Fark referenced that Hillary site seems to have lead them here.

But remember: these kinds of threads get alot of comments and clicks, so in the end that's what matters.

After yesterday, the Hillary Hive Mind did some math and realized that they were doomed. instructions were downloaded to the drones last night while they slept. Expect riots tomorrow and bring your umbrella.

CravenMorehead: It's "Democratic" party. Is it really that hard for you to understand?

Repbulican(s) / Republican Party
Libertarian(s) / Libertarian Party
Democrat(s) / Democrat Party

JerseyTim: Weaver95: Where the hell did you get that picure!? Took me a second to figure out what the hell it was....now i'm creeped out.

It's from a hell of a thread.

i'm still creeped out. Now i'm gonna have to put explosive devices outside the house, right under the first floor windows.

Nabb1: I understand that this video also contains footage of Michelle Obama having tea with Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster. Oddly enough, they also blame "whitey" for their problems.

the media is coddling Buraq like a mother coddles a slow child. even if he can survive into August, his wife will torpedo him.

Here's whats gonna happen, the tape is supposedly a speech Michelle made concerning Bush et al. regarding Katrina. In it she says "Why'd he..." several times, which given the quality of the audio, sounds like "whitey". And so will begin the great tin-foil hat of bonanza of the summer of '08

FTFA: the illusive Michelle Obama tape

Gross spelling error or clever pun? You decide.