"O"riginal, rehOsted

"It wasn't 'oral' sex, it was 'aural' sex!"

"I swear the biatch is crazy. Tetched. Unbalanced. Loney toons. She believes she can still win! However you want to put it, she's fuggin' NUTS!"

"So Hillary gave me two options. Support her run for president or...."

"... RFK wasn't killed until June, and Vince Foster wasn't killed until July, so there's still plenty of time for us..."

Vote for Hillary or I'll shoot whitey!!

"I swear the biatch is crazy. Tetched. Unbalanced. Loney toons. She believes she can still win! However you want to put it, she's fuggin' NUTS!"

Now, with fewer carbs, and rich, tasty Voting goodness!

She's gonna be home again for 4 more years?!?!?


...oh just take me now, PLEASE...

See here... this... it's empty

"The hippocampus is usually located here. My wife doesn't have one."

tschick, tschick... boom!

"Look at this! I always wondered where my mandibula was!"

"Yes, I know you use your brain. What we're asking you to do is to stop using it so Hillary can get the nomination."

And that's when Cheney put the gun to my head and told me that he was going to be Hillaries next Vice President.

"Who you tryin' to get crazy with ese? Don't you know I'm loco?"

So Hillary -no lie - walked up to Vince Foster, took out her glock and said "biatch, no one farks with me"...scared to crap out of me...

No, seriously - smell it for yourself.

"It was when I heard the voices up here that I realized I was a complete and total stud."

"Please, America. Vote for my wife. If she does not become the next President, my life will be so unbearable that I'll have to off myself. BOOM! Right in the temple."

"What do you mean, 'loser', I don't know what you're--

Oh, wait, you mean that sign thing the kids were doing back around the time I was elected? With their thumb and forefinger? Wasn't it something like this?"

"And them I held my 9mm up to her right here and I said, 'biatch, with all the money I've spent on this campaign there's no way in hell you're quitting yet.'"

"Hillary's diseased prostate is bigger than my whole head!"

/douchbag

"You see, this is how you take somebody out, not with random sniper fire in some third world nation. You put it to their temple, like this, that way you can't miss."

I've had it up to HERE with you people.

Have you seen my JFK impersonation?

"I thank the good Lord for giving me 47 years of exciting challenges, stimulating experiences, many happy occasions, and, most of all, the finest wife and children any man could ever desire. Now my life has changed, for no apparent reason. People who call and write are exasperated and feel helpless. They know I'm innocent and want to help. But in this nation, the world's greatest democracy, there is nothing they can do to prevent me from being punished for a crime they know I did not commit. Some who have called have said that I am a modern day Job. Judge Muir is also noted for his medieval sentences. I face a maximum sentence of 55 years in prison and a $300,000 fine for being innocent. Judge Muir has already told the press that he, quote, "felt invigorated" when we were found guilty, and that he plans to imprison me as a deterrent to other public officials. But it wouldn't be a deterrent because every public official who knows me knows that I am innocent; it wouldn't be a legitimate punishment because I've done nothing wrong. Since I'm a victim of political persecution, my prison would simply be an American gulag. I ask those that believe in me to continue to extend friendship and prayer to my family, to work untiringly for the creation of a true justice system here in the United States, and to press on with the efforts to vindicate me, so that my family and their future families are not tainted by this injustice that has been perpetrated on me."

Insane in the membrane!

"Number 1, step forward."
"Hand me the keys, you farking cocksucker."

Donald_McRonald: Insane in the membrane!

You're two hours late for that one buddy.

"Pew"

"Please please please nominate Hillary. If I have to come home to her after she's lost, I'm gonna make a Jackson Pollock painting on the wall with my brains."

"THIS..This right here is all pure flavor."

DOOO WHAT HE SEEEEEZ, DOO WHAT HE SEEEEEZ!

I'LL show you where the penis goes!

"Oh, I meant to say: foot, shooting ourselves in the foot...but this is actually quite appropriate as well..."

Obamapwned!

lerry: We can only wish.


Caption: "Hey man, nice shot!"

Ron Paul Revere: "And this is how Hillary and I killed Vince Foster."

You win the thread. Go build a trophy case.

"I'm tellin' you, boy... with my mind. The panties just fly right off!

Especially fat chicks."

"And then, I only put the cigar in her ear, see?"

"And I said to Monica, 'Which gun do you really want to suck on?'"

jenniferwillow: "You see, this is how you take somebody out, not with random sniper fire in some third world nation. You put it to their temple, like this, that way you can't miss."


winner!

'I swear to God, if you don't vote for Hilary, I WILL PUT A BULLET IN MY HEAD!'

The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.

"I saw Obama lost in Puerto Rico, and I was like "BOOM, HEADSHOT."

I rather stick my finger in my ear instead of her pooper.

So if I have taught you fine young Americans anything, I hope its to always do the finger test.

Good night and God Bless.

It's 2:30am, do you know where your finger has been?